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Clips from 30 Rock - Game Over (S07E07)

"Liz, I've helped a lot of women who are struggling to conceive."
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"That's a female hormone."
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"I'll just look down while hiding my crotch with an oriental fan."
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"Are you Dr. Leo Spaceman?"
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"Are you doping?"
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"But there are bad side effects, as well."
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"- Can I help you with something? - Yeah."
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"and I got Octavia Spencer to play the lead --"
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"Thanks for being so understanding."
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"- Good morning, Jack. - Oh, Hank."
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"I remember my own mother's passing."
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"Such a considerate woman."
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"Yes, I understand that Hank Jr. is writing a children's book"
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"But they say sometimes it skips a generation."
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"I think you know my granddaughter."
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"got married, and had my first white child."
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"What, is this guy trying to tank the company?"
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"Have you ever updated your Flash Player?"
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"A beautiful little baby."
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"but he doesn't know about my secret weapon --"
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"I spent my life trying to win my mother's approval,"
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"and explain how my character can go through walls."
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"Also... I want to wear a T-shirt, promote my website."
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"That sounds like a Tracy problem, Tracy."
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"I'm done for the day."
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"Well, Mr. Donaghy, you asked me to pull out all the stops on this,"
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"Boy, Jay-Z and Shakespeare have nothing in common."
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"Okay, I don't know why you had to be a woman."
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"The point is, Jan took these pictures this morning outside school."
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"Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that?"
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"Look, I understand why Kaylie would seek you out."
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"Or have you forgotten the time we played Battleship?"
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"Remember A-8?"
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"You peeked!"
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"Why are you here, Jack?"
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"To propose something."
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"Something no one would ever expect."
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"An alliance."
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"Think about it."
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"An assload."
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"we could become the greatest business power duo"
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"I'll tell you what Kaylie's offering me --"
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"Keep your mouth shut? What do you mean?"
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"Certain super gay things."
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"Hank's son is gay?!"
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"I'm totally in love with him."
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"But if Kaylie isn't really Hank's granddaughter..."
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"But how do we prove Kaylie's not a Hooper?"
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"So we just need Kaylie's."
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"to found a man, comma, living a lie."
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"Oh, that brings your wait time down to only four years."
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"Four years?!"
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"Well, let me know if you change your mind."
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"Jack, how old is too old for a woman to have a baby?"
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"but you can still tell."
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"But I don't think I can handle that."
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"No, with a baby, you know what you're getting."
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"For every Orphan Annie,"
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"I know this is important to you, but you are off the rails, Jack."
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"The only backstabbing I do now is... well, you know."
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"You're in a blood feud with a teenage girl."
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"Damn it! Why do I keep helping you?"
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"Okay, so I should just act like her."
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"W-W-R-X-W?"
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"What are the chances?"
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"Of course I am."
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"Kaylie's not Hank's granddaughter. I knew it."
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"Look how far we've come, Jack."
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"Oh, yeah, the whole cabin vibe wasn't working for me."
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"And this movie cannot take place in Maryland"
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"Gentlemen --"
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"To victory."
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"Kaylie, how nice of you to join us."
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"I know it's past your bedtime."
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"This party's lame. Let's go, Kaylie."
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"Remember, monologues tomorrow. It's 20% of your midterm grade."
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"Banks is on my side."
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"Was a private investigator."
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"So I know Hank Jr. isn't your father,"
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"Your Pop-Pop."
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"Game over, Kaylie."
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"- This was too easy, Jack. - Banks, what are you doing?"
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"Why can't she just sit in the middle?"
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"I am Hank Hooper's granddaughter, Jack."
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"Last word."
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"and I never sent in those test results at all?"
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"Not quite, Kaylie, because I did send something to Hank."
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"- Oh, my God, no. - Oh, yes."
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"I'm not the one who wasted a week."
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"Ooh, midnight. You missed it."
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"And how do you think old Hank Hooper is gonna take that, Kaylie?"
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"That didn't need to happen. That was just mean."
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"from an undercover police dog."
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"Yeah, well, being Liz Lemon isn't just about wearing a sweater and --"
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"Aw, and you popped the lenses out?!"
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"When you first came into my life,"
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"I'd have to stay up all night 'cause you were sick."
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"- Who is this? - it's Elizabeth Lemon."
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"- Line? - Strength and..."
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"Yo, Mizz, what's the name of that crazy-ass place we went last night?"
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"I know how trying the process can be because I've been through it myself."
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"Carol, they're towing your car!"
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"No! How? I came all the way up to Westchester just to avoid you."
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"This is Westchester?"
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"I am lost!"
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"I'm gonna write you a prescription for progesterone injections."
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"Now, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is no."
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"If a man takes it, he won't grow breasts,"
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"although that would be awesome."
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"No money for the whorehouse? That's fine."
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"Injections? Yeah, injections."
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"Come with us to Washington."
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"You've just been named Surgeon General of the Unites States."
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"Hey, that's a series wrap on Leo Spaceman, suckers!"
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"Liz Lemon, that stuff will shrink your testicles."
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"Ah. Now, I'm not a woman,"
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"so of course I can say whatever I want."
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"Side effects include mood swings, increased irritability,"
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"I'm about to start shooting my new Harriet Tubman movie,"
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"Harriet something."
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