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Clips from 30 Rock - Live Show (S05E05)

"Ten minutes. Ten minutes to air."
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"I don't know."
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"Hey, looking good, Liz."
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"I'll kill you!"
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"Drinking has always been about the ritual."
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"Yeah, have a good show."
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"Oh, no."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Jack will remember my birthday because we're friends."
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"Also, it's a pretty big birthday."
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"Much hospital."
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"What are we doing, Jadwiga?"
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"I like fonzi."
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"Ah!"
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"Oh, and the Chilean miners are all out, and they're angry"
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"Oh, also your pharmacy called, and apparently you can't"
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"Thanks, Obama care."
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"If you need somebody to scream at, I'm right here."
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"Hello, Ms. lemon."
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"I don't know."
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"Last night for the first time ever Tracy watched the non-porn"
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"They laughed so hard they couldn't even finish the skit."
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"Crack up instead of saying these stupid lines I wrote."
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"Stupid lines I wrote, and, no, we're not doing that."
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"You should have."
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"Okay."
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"I swear on my mother's grave."
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"Yes, good-bye."
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"It was "angels in America," trey."
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"That guy is stupid."
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"I almost forgot."
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"Happy Birthday."
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"Does her track sound anything like this?"
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"Oh, God. I have a splitting headache."
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"Finish the magic book?"
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"I cannot divulge my secrets."
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"I don't want to let Avery down."
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"But this is hard."
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"Entertain me."
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"Open on... The covent garden flower market!"
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"The year?"
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"Flowers! Flowers for sale!"
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"Oh, come on."
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"Not really!"
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"President Obama, in your own words, why are you a terrorist"
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"That's an excellent question."
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"Bwah-ha-ha!"
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"Snort!"
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"It's not just a dog problem anymore."
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"♪ Baby, let's take it slow you know we got all night ♪"
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"with full-on intercourse! ♪"
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"Jadwiga's birthday."
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"Tracy! You should be ashamed of yourself."
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"Why does anybody do anything?"
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"No more laughing. I promise."
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"I am having the worst flight of my career."
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"for me in case I survive."
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"You know what, Carol, today is a very special day, and you"
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"I have never broken during a performance, ever."
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"Oh, God. How are we going to make this about you?"
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"It's my birthday, Jack!"
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"It's my 40th birthday, and no one remembered!"
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"Damn you, she-beasts!"
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"You lay these traps to make me fail!"
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"What can I tell you?"
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"This is what happens to people like us who put work ahead of"
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"Wow. You were really fit back then."
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"Yes, but my penis was smaller."
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"I could really drink a forty right now."
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"My Oprah wig is falling off!"
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"This is an exciting mishap!"
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"What the blurg? Oh."
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"Jenna, have you been drinking?"
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"I mean, I had a bottle of wine with dinner."
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"Thank you. I really needed that."
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"I have been giving up drinking while Avery is pregnant, and it's really, really hard."
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"It is nipple time!"
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"Now my moustache is ask!"
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"And that thing, too!"
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"I warned you, Liz!"
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"Every year, dozens of people lose a hand to a helicopter or"
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"Or, in my case, both."
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"People like me."
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"Enough!"
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"We're going to take care of her, even if we are"
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"No, it has to be big enough that Liz will believe we planned it all along."
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"I've got an idea!"
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"If..."
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"Spit it out!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Surprise!"
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"It was really expensive."
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"Happy Birthday, Lemon."
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"30 seconds!"
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"This is supposed to be for Jadwiga."
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"You stole an old cleaning lady's birthday just to make me happy?"
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"You know what?"
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"to say no to an old spinster."
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"Hey, you wanted to see me?"
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"Everything look like a Mexican soap opera."
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"Does it?"
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"It looks like a ymca climbing wall."
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"My face cream was recalled."
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"Apparently it was destroying the lab rats."
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"What is that word?"
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"Brains."
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"I just wanted to let you know that while Avery is pregnant, I"
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"am giving up drinking."
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"She can't drink, I won't drink."
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"I don't know this f that's a good idea for you."
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"Remember what happened that time I tried to give up refined sugars?"
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"Our bodies, we don't want all that processed junk."
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"I don't know if you've read Michael Pollan... Who wants donuts?"
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"Why are you better-looking in your memory?"
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"My memory has Seinfeld money."
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"Well, don't worry for me."
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"I just have to replace the ritual, and Avery got me this"
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"nice tea set, some knitting needles and yarn and a book on"
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"sleight-of-hand magic."
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"Dah dah, dah, dah dah dah."
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