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Clips from 30 Rock - Unwindulax (S07E07)

"Come on, do it!"
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"Hey, new drinking game!"
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"You know, from Jenna's song Catchin' Crabs in Paradise."
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"Wait! So Jenna's Jimmy Buffett ripoff is actually a thing?"
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"And you'll be able to keep your opinions to yourself?"
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"and then swallowed the key."
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"And then I'd be the star of that dog food commercial!"
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"I had to walk an extra block to get around your stupid Crabcatchers."
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"If I get moderate exercise, I'm gonna die!"
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"I'm lying."
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"Home to TGS stars, Tracy Jordan, Jenna Maroney..."
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"What do I--? Press the button?"
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"Rude!"
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"Hey, it's just a party foul."
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"But where's our parade?"
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"- That's idiotic! - Lemon!"
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"Except maybe the really inbred WASPs."
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"She has an iPad subscription to The New Yorker."
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"You are my chum."
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"Also, I found a bunch of your pre-nosejob headshots."
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"For one thing, if you cross me or my army,"
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"Because that's our capital."
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"But I'm judging Spike TV's"
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"Oh..."
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"If you ever want to pick your ball color at a putt-putt course,"
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"Wow. Okay."
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"I want to make a difference. We've got to do something big."
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"Gentlemen!"
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"We have to spend all of our wonderful money"
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"and help my hair-mentor, Mitt Romney,"
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"I'm kidding. I'm Garrett Romney. Mitt's my dad."
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"Garrett, I would slap you if I didn't know"
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"What can we do?"
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"Hi, I'm Hollywood liberal Don Cheadle, and I sup --"
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"I support Mitt Romney."
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"Good. Continue."
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"So ask yourselves, brothers and sisters, who's really got your back?"
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"MY dear!"
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"What's crackin', my homies? Jazz gets down with the Rom-nizzle!"
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"That was Don Cheadle and Jazz, your heroes!"
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"If she's found the hearing aid she thinks her roommate stole."
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"Thomas Jefferson once wrote --"
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"I got BET to let Mike Huckabee present"
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"Why should I even bother to vote?"
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"New York will go for Obama"
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"I'll tell you exactly how this election is going to play out."
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"But obviously he went back into his mouse hole so --"
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"Maybe if I lived in Ohio I could make a difference."
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"I can tell you exactly how this election is gonna play out."
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"I worked there this summer, and they are not on board"
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"They are different than black butts!"
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"and for some reason they are strongly in favor of gay marriage."
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"Aah!"
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"No! Pete! Why?"
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"...I went to give them a piece of my mind..."
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"Pete, come on!"
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"Meanwhile, in northern Florida --"
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"One week, they're laughing at me,"
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"Unwindulax?"
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"Mornin', Crabcatchers!"
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"Jenna Maroney."
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"To be continued..."
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"Mr. Spider!"
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"Will Jack or Liz manipulate her into doing the thing we just said?"
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"Spoiler alert. Yes!"
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"Will Kellan Lutz fill his tummy with marshmallows?"
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"Will Kenneth finally defeat his nemesis, Mr. Spider?"
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"Excuse me!"
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"Out of the way, please!"
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"- Hey! - Chill out, mamacita!"
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"What's with the weekday vibe?"
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"It is a Tuesday, sir."
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"Hey, hey, you work on that show?"
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"Yeah, I work on that show."
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"Just like your mom works that street corner --"
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"No sweat. My mom is a prostitute."
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"Hey, this chick knows Jenna Maroney!"
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"Drink when someone says something!"
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"Who are you, people?!"
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"J' I caught crabs in paradise J'"
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"J' And yes I mean both kinds of crabs J'"
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"Ugh! I thought that was at least gonna be innuendo."
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"Jenna's playing on Today show in a couple of days,"
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"so we're just camping out and unwindulaxing."
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"See? You people from New York don't know all the stuff"
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"that's going on in the rest of the country."
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"Truck races. Swamp parties. Mall fires."
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"I can't believe she's pulling this off."
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"And I can't believe I'm pulling this off!"
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"Why do you have a tattoo of a seat belt?"
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"So I don't get pulled over when I'm driving shirtless!"
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Have I mentioned Marisol,"
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"the Mexican sideline reporter I've been seeing?"
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"Well, since our weekend in Aspen, she's been put on pelvic rest --"
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"Fast-forward noise!"
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"Marisol was supposed to attend a fundraiser luncheon with me today."
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"It's ten thousand dollars a plate,"
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"and I'll have to eat the ticket unless --"
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"Unless I eat the ticket. Fancy luncheon. Seafood bar."
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"I'm thinking 75 cents a shrimp over three hours."
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"Carry three .75 times --"
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"By the time I'm done, you'll be making money."
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"Good. But I should warn you, though, this is a Republican fundraiser."
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"So if you're coming, it won't be as Liz Lemon,"
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"Huff Po superuser and gun control lunatic."
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"You'll come as Liz Lemon, my chum."
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"Chum? Okay, I like that."
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"It makes no earthly sense!"
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"Shrimp!"
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"Jenna's crab idiots won't shut up!"
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"Why couldn't she have died when that rabid dog bit her?"
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"Oh, it wasn't rabid. I just said that so they'd have to put it down."
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"My doctors have been very clear about this, Jenna."
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"And I'm mad at your success, but I'm pretending it's something else!"
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"Okay, speaking of me, how many Crabcatchers Fiesta Crab Hats"
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"would each of you like to buy at the unbelievable price of $49.95?"
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"Please! I've had a crab on my head for free!"
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"The claws hold your cigarette while you uncork a brew-skye --"
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"Uncork a brew-skye?"
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