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Clips from Workaholics - True Dromance (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 2 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 567 clips
Comedy

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To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
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Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
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Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
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Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
Alice, perfect.
"Alice, perfect."
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You can time us. Yeah, here you go.
"You can time us. Yeah, here you go."
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- Yes. - What is this?
"- Yes. - What is this?"
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Oh, Rancho Cucapizza
"Oh, Rancho Cucapizza"
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is having a little promotional eating contest,
"is having a little promotional eating contest,"
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and the winner gets... Read that bottom line there.
"and the winner gets... Read that bottom line there."
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Read that.
"Read that."
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Well, it said, uh, wins free pizza for a year!
"Well, it said, uh, wins free pizza for a year!"
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Yeah, all we gotta do is eat a Humonga Cucamonga
"Yeah, all we gotta do is eat a Humonga Cucamonga"
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in under 30 minutes.
"in under 30 minutes."
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See, they make the pizza so hot
"See, they make the pizza so hot"
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that all the other dumb buffoons,
"that all the other dumb buffoons,"
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they'll just burn their pipes.
"they'll just burn their pipes."
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But we are no idiots.
"But we are no idiots."
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Our mouths will already be burned.
"Our mouths will already be burned."
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- Yep, via spoons. - Mm-hmm.
"- Yep, via spoons. - Mm-hmm."
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We're gonna put these hot spoons
"We're gonna put these hot spoons"
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on our tongues.
"on our tongues."
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- Yep. - We're gonna burn them
"- Yep. - We're gonna burn them"
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so that the pizza won't burn them.
"so that the pizza won't burn them."
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Okay, Alice, start the clock.
"Okay, Alice, start the clock."
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- Yeah, start it. - We need you to time us.
"- Yeah, start it. - We need you to time us."
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Oh, she started, she started, start.
"Oh, she started, she started, start."
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Oh, God! Oh, thah wath tho hot!
"Oh, God! Oh, thah wath tho hot!"
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- What do we got? - What do we got for time?
"- What do we got? - What do we got for time?"
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What's the time? Oh, she didn't thart the clock.
"What's the time? Oh, she didn't thart the clock."
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- What? She didn't thart it? - Yeah, it was perfect.
"- What? She didn't thart it? - Yeah, it was perfect."
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It's gonna sound real good on the phones.
"It's gonna sound real good on the phones."
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Jagmos.
"Jagmos."
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I don't like how she always puth uth down
"I don't like how she always puth uth down"
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when we're trying to better ourthevles here.
"when we're trying to better ourthevles here."
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And who are the idiots here?
"And who are the idiots here?"
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Round two.
"Round two."
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I don't feel a thing.
"I don't feel a thing."
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I'm stabbing the outta my tongue, dude.
"I'm stabbing the outta my tongue, dude."
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Might be bleeding, but I can't feel it.
"Might be bleeding, but I can't feel it."
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I think it's safe to say our mouths are invincible.
"I think it's safe to say our mouths are invincible."
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- Mark Wahlberg. - But that won't mean anything
"- Mark Wahlberg. - But that won't mean anything"
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if I can't get stoned before the contest,
"if I can't get stoned before the contest,"
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because I literally can't eat
"because I literally can't eat"
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Yeah, man, I know. It's...
"Yeah, man, I know. It's..."
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I've called Karl, like, 16 times.
"I've called Karl, like, 16 times."
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He's not picking up.
"He's not picking up."
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I'm just worried about Karl.
"I'm just worried about Karl."
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I don't like leaving him with his thoughts.
"I don't like leaving him with his thoughts."
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I could care less if he was dead or alive.
"I could care less if he was dead or alive."
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I don't want to sound cold, but you know me.
"I don't want to sound cold, but you know me."
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I've got that Michael Phelps swim fan appetite.
"I've got that Michael Phelps swim fan appetite."
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But my hungry hippos over here,
"But my hungry hippos over here,"
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you need weed to maximize the munch.
"you need weed to maximize the munch."
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I am a hungry, hungry hippo.
"I am a hungry, hungry hippo."
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And we need a new drug dealer...
"And we need a new drug dealer..."
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Now.
"Now."
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Where you gonna find a new drug dealer?
"Where you gonna find a new drug dealer?"
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You can't just go to a drug dealer store.
"You can't just go to a drug dealer store."
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I say we go to the seediest, most scummiest place
"I say we go to the seediest, most scummiest place"
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in all of Rancho Cucamonga...
"in all of Rancho Cucamonga..."
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A tattoo parlor.
"A tattoo parlor."
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Adam, are you sure this is a place to find street drugs?
"Adam, are you sure this is a place to find street drugs?"
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Just think, dude.
"Just think, dude."
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All drug dealers have tattoos, right?
"All drug dealers have tattoos, right?"
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Hence, thereforced...
"Hence, thereforced..."
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All tattoo parlors have drug dealers.
"All tattoo parlors have drug dealers."
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It's elementary school, my Emma Watson.
"It's elementary school, my Emma Watson."
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Right? Okay. Follow my lead.
"Right? Okay. Follow my lead."
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We might have to speak in code.
"We might have to speak in code."
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I don't know if he's undercover. I don't know, man.
"I don't know if he's undercover. I don't know, man."
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Okeydokey. What can I do for ya?
"Okeydokey. What can I do for ya?"
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Something tribal, Chinese?
"Something tribal, Chinese?"
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I don't do curse words in any language.
"I don't do curse words in any language."
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Well, we are looking to buy something
"Well, we are looking to buy something"
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so we may...
"so we may..."
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Smokey-boo?
"Smokey-boo?"
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Because we've run out of things that we...
"Because we've run out of things that we..."
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Schmooo.
"Schmooo."
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- What're you guys doing? - We want to buy
"- What're you guys doing? - We want to buy"
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some weeeeerd,
"some weeeeerd,"
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so that we can put it in our beeerd and smeerrk it.
"so that we can put it in our beeerd and smeerrk it."
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Smake in a pat.
"Smake in a pat."
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Get an apple, and then we can shmeek.
"Get an apple, and then we can shmeek."
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Guys.
"Guys."
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Love the energy, but you can't hang out here.
"Love the energy, but you can't hang out here."
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This space is for customers.
"This space is for customers."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Aah! Haa!
"Aah! Haa!"
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- There we go. - Aah.
"- There we go. - Aah."
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Oh, it looks so beautiful.
"Oh, it looks so beautiful."
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- Yeah. - Princess.
"- Yeah. - Princess."
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Oh, that hurt a little.
"Oh, that hurt a little."
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You know what would numb the pain?
"You know what would numb the pain?"
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Weed.
"Weed."
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Oh, ho, ho.
"Oh, ho, ho."
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U got the wrong guy, pal.
"U got the wrong guy, pal."
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Okay, he winked earlier.
"Okay, he winked earlier."
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That was... can I at least get the stud that I paid for?
"That was... can I at least get the stud that I paid for?"
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I'm bummed, dude.
"I'm bummed, dude."
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This is a bust.
"This is a bust."
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Adam, this is not a bust.
"Adam, this is not a bust."
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You got a banging-ass bellybutton ring, bro.
"You got a banging-ass bellybutton ring, bro."
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- Yes, you did. - Honestly...
"- Yes, you did. - Honestly..."
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I don't even know if I'm gonna keep it.
"I don't even know if I'm gonna keep it."
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- Oh, come... don't say that. - Adam, come on.
"- Oh, come... don't say that. - Adam, come on."
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- It's banging-ass. - Come on.
"- It's banging-ass. - Come on."
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Banging-ass. It's lame-ass.
"Banging-ass. It's lame-ass."
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Heard what you guys were asking for.
"Heard what you guys were asking for."
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Might be able to help you out.
"Might be able to help you out."
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Meet me out back in ten minutes.
"Meet me out back in ten minutes."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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Make it 15.
"Make it 15."
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I want to go to that pet store next door.
"I want to go to that pet store next door."
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Whoa. Holy Moly.
"Whoa. Holy Moly."
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So what exactly are you guys looking for?
"So what exactly are you guys looking for?"
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- I don't do this, so... - Weed, mostly.
"- I don't do this, so... - Weed, mostly."
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Hash? Keef? Hybrids?
"Hash? Keef? Hybrids?"
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Isolation tents, if you're into spiritual journeys?
"Isolation tents, if you're into spiritual journeys?"
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- Uh... - We are.
"- Uh... - We are."
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- I could definitely. - Yeah.
"- I could definitely. - Yeah."
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Sample away.
"Sample away."
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- Oh, that's all you. - May I hit this?
"- Oh, that's all you. - May I hit this?"
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Strap me in. I'm ready to go to war.
"Strap me in. I'm ready to go to war."
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