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Clips from Workaholics - The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing (S04E04)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 4, Episode 11 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 525 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
Title Season Episode
Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
so I'm gonna go with I'm a six.
"so I'm gonna go with I'm a six."
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Well, you're too skinny. I think you could be a seven if you weren't so skinny.
"Well, you're too skinny. I think you could be a seven if you weren't so skinny."
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'Cause, like, girls love a little squish.
"'Cause, like, girls love a little squish."
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- Reminds 'em of their dads. - Yeah.
"- Reminds 'em of their dads. - Yeah."
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You know? And all girls wanna bang their dads.
"You know? And all girls wanna bang their dads."
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But they can't because of laws and stuff.
"But they can't because of laws and stuff."
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I'm an 11, 'cause I got a six up here, and a five-inch pork sword, so...
"I'm an 11, 'cause I got a six up here, and a five-inch pork sword, so..."
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Oh... [Laughter]
"Oh... [Laughter]"
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- Oh! Hey, hey! [Honks horn]
"- Oh! Hey, hey! [Honks horn]"
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- Get outta the way! - Let's go, Babak.
"- Get outta the way! - Let's go, Babak."
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We're trying to get some doughnuts, man!
"We're trying to get some doughnuts, man!"
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[Laughs]
"[Laughs]"
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- Ooh, they feisty today. - Hey, get this hoopty off my court.
"- Ooh, they feisty today. - Hey, get this hoopty off my court."
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Are you telling me you condone of this? And that?
"Are you telling me you condone of this? And that?"
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Yeah, well, corporate's been bugging me to start a "health initiative."
"Yeah, well, corporate's been bugging me to start a "health initiative.""
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So instead of running some stupid 5k, which would kill half of these slobs,
"So instead of running some stupid 5k, which would kill half of these slobs,"
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we're having a 3-on-3 tournament.
"we're having a 3-on-3 tournament."
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Oh, very cool. I did not know you balled, Alice.
"Oh, very cool. I did not know you balled, Alice."
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Yeah, well, it's in my blood. My dad worked for the Chicago Bulls growing up.
"Yeah, well, it's in my blood. My dad worked for the Chicago Bulls growing up."
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My gosh. That would be, like, a dream gig.
"My gosh. That would be, like, a dream gig."
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Did he party with B.J. Armstrong?
"Did he party with B.J. Armstrong?"
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Did he and B.J., like, get BJs together in the locker room?
"Did he and B.J., like, get BJs together in the locker room?"
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- That'd be cool, right? - [Laughs] Yeah.
"- That'd be cool, right? - [Laughs] Yeah."
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Are you asking me if my dad got a blowjob
"Are you asking me if my dad got a blowjob"
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next to an NBA player in a bathroom and then told me about it?
"next to an NBA player in a bathroom and then told me about it?"
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- Oh, it's inappropriate? - Yeah, a little bit.
"- Oh, it's inappropriate? - Yeah, a little bit."
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Oh, sorry, there's different social standards
"Oh, sorry, there's different social standards"
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- in different situations. - Yeah. - Ew.
"- in different situations. - Yeah. - Ew."
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Anyway, I did get corporate to put up a cool-ass prize.
"Anyway, I did get corporate to put up a cool-ass prize."
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[Clicks tongue]
"[Clicks tongue]"
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Oh! Oh! Is that a Dodge Dart? Oh! [Laughs]
"Oh! Oh! Is that a Dodge Dart? Oh! [Laughs]"
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- I freakin' love Dodge Darts. - Great safety ratings.
"- I freakin' love Dodge Darts. - Great safety ratings."
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That is my favorite car, and I'm asking for that for,
"That is my favorite car, and I'm asking for that for,"
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like, the next six Christmases from my parents.
"like, the next six Christmases from my parents."
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No. No, no, no, you don't win the car.
"No. No, no, no, you don't win the car."
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No, that's the company car.
"No, that's the company car."
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But you do get to drive it for a two-day one-night stay
"But you do get to drive it for a two-day one-night stay"
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at one of the T.A.C. timeshares in Reno!
"at one of the T.A.C. timeshares in Reno!"
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- So we do get to drive the Dodge Dart. - Yeah.
"- So we do get to drive the Dodge Dart. - Yeah."
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So we do get to be in the Dodge Dart.
"So we do get to be in the Dodge Dart."
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- To the big dirty, baby. - To Reno, to Reno.
"- To the big dirty, baby. - To Reno, to Reno."
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I think Reno is the new Vegas.
"I think Reno is the new Vegas."
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Instead of, like, being the rat pack, we could be, like, the frat pack, dude.
"Instead of, like, being the rat pack, we could be, like, the frat pack, dude."
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- I call Seth Rogen. - I'll be any Wilson brother.
"- I call Seth Rogen. - I'll be any Wilson brother."
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Anyway, you're playing Waymond, Bill, and Babak after lunch.
"Anyway, you're playing Waymond, Bill, and Babak after lunch."
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Oh. Couple of losers! Where they at?
"Oh. Couple of losers! Where they at?"
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- 'Cause Waymond, you're going down! - Watch this. Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
"- 'Cause Waymond, you're going down! - Watch this. Hey, guys. Hey, guys."
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Don't have sex with the Dodge Dart.
"Don't have sex with the Dodge Dart."
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- I'm gonna dunk off the Volvo! - Hey, dude...
"- I'm gonna dunk off the Volvo! - Hey, dude..."
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Oh, watch the sunroof.
"Oh, watch the sunroof."
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All: Oh!
"All: Oh!"
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- Dude! - [Laughs]
"- Dude! - [Laughs]"
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And one...
"And one..."
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- Of my nuts just ruptured. - What an idiot.
"- Of my nuts just ruptured. - What an idiot."
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It's out of the pouch.
"It's out of the pouch."
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2-3, 2-3.
"2-3, 2-3."
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Ow! Don't push me like that!
"Ow! Don't push me like that!"
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Oh, was that a foul? Then call it a foul. I can handle a foul.
"Oh, was that a foul? Then call it a foul. I can handle a foul."
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- I can't handle your bitching. - I hate sports with you, Adam.
"- I can't handle your bitching. - I hate sports with you, Adam."
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Oh! Open. And...
"Oh! Open. And..."
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Hey, Adam.
"Hey, Adam."
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- Oh, wide open. Ooh! - Amazing.
"- Oh, wide open. Ooh! - Amazing."
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And...
"And..."
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Game.
"Game."
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Hand in the cookie jar. Hand in the cookie jar, baby.
"Hand in the cookie jar. Hand in the cookie jar, baby."
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Guys, I can't see.
"Guys, I can't see."
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'Cause my guy shot the lights outta the building. Whoo!
"'Cause my guy shot the lights outta the building. Whoo!"
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I'm turning the lights back on.
"I'm turning the lights back on."
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[Shaking]
"[Shaking]"
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- Help us! - Watch this.
"- Help us! - Watch this."
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I think it's safe to say Reno is in the bag.
"I think it's safe to say Reno is in the bag."
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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[Growling]
"[Growling]"
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Let's see what's going down over here.
"Let's see what's going down over here."
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- Champions coming through! - You got some business?
"- Champions coming through! - You got some business?"
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- Oh! - Whoo!
"- Oh! - Whoo!"
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Taste the rainbow, bitches! Unh!
"Taste the rainbow, bitches! Unh!"
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What?
"What?"
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Uh, Al-dog, who the hell's that?
"Uh, Al-dog, who the hell's that?"
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Oh, that's Lynette from accounting.
"Oh, that's Lynette from accounting."
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[Shouting indistinctly]
"[Shouting indistinctly]"
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Yeah, she almost made the '96 Olympics.
"Yeah, she almost made the '96 Olympics."
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Until Cheryl Miller posterized her in the exhibition game.
"Until Cheryl Miller posterized her in the exhibition game."
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Yeah, she ended up on a Wheaties box.
"Yeah, she ended up on a Wheaties box."
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Ugh, it was brutal. Muff all in her face.
"Ugh, it was brutal. Muff all in her face."
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Alice is a huge fan of female basketball.
"Alice is a huge fan of female basketball."
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Do you think... you think maybe we could get an autograph?
"Do you think... you think maybe we could get an autograph?"
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Are you fucking serious?
"Are you fucking serious?"
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- Okay, uh-oh. - Oh.
"- Okay, uh-oh. - Oh."
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Okay, Lynette, chill. Chill, Lynette.
"Okay, Lynette, chill. Chill, Lynette."
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Whoa. Okay.
"Whoa. Okay."
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My lady runs hot.
"My lady runs hot."
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It's a damn shame she's so cute, 'cause we're gonna have to take her out.
"It's a damn shame she's so cute, 'cause we're gonna have to take her out."
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Right, A... Where's Adam?
"Right, A... Where's Adam?"
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Oh, he's taking a victory crap.
"Oh, he's taking a victory crap."
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- A victory lap. - No, no, no.
"- A victory lap. - No, no, no."
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Though I think we need to practice if we're gonna beat Lynette and her squad.
"Though I think we need to practice if we're gonna beat Lynette and her squad."
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We need to figure out some kind of, like, triangle offense.
"We need to figure out some kind of, like, triangle offense."
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- [Sighs] - Or, even, hear me out.
"- [Sighs] - Or, even, hear me out."
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A circular kind of offense, or a rectangular one?
"A circular kind of offense, or a rectangular one?"
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I'm not practicing. Okay?
"I'm not practicing. Okay?"
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I've got people coming over for a World Of Warcraft murder mystery party,
"I've got people coming over for a World Of Warcraft murder mystery party,"
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and it's my turn to host.
"and it's my turn to host."
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I need to impress these people or I won't be in the guild anymore.
"I need to impress these people or I won't be in the guild anymore."
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How 'bout you quit talking about that World Of Warcraft nerd stuff,
"How 'bout you quit talking about that World Of Warcraft nerd stuff,"
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'cause we are jocks.
"'cause we are jocks."
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We are jocks who play sports and go to Reno and gamble.
"We are jocks who play sports and go to Reno and gamble."
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And, like, maybe have sex with hookers.
"And, like, maybe have sex with hookers."
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I want to have sex with a hooker so bad.
"I want to have sex with a hooker so bad."
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I won't pay, but if I meet one and, like, we hit it off, I'll totally do it.
"I won't pay, but if I meet one and, like, we hit it off, I'll totally do it."
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I will agree with Blake
"I will agree with Blake"
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in the fact that we don't need to practice.
"in the fact that we don't need to practice."
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- What? - See? Thank you.
"- What? - See? Thank you."
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- [Knock on door] - Ooh, right on time.
"- [Knock on door] - Ooh, right on time."
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- Lynette is the biggest and strongest player on the court, right? - Yes.
"- Lynette is the biggest and strongest player on the court, right? - Yes."
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- She's a big girl. - So all we gotta do...
"- She's a big girl. - So all we gotta do..."
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Is get even stronger.
"Is get even stronger."
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[Ball bounces]
"[Ball bounces]"
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Karl. You're supposed to be right there,
"Karl. You're supposed to be right there,"
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- you're supposed to catch the pass. - Oh, shoot, I'm sorry, man.
"- you're supposed to catch the pass. - Oh, shoot, I'm sorry, man."
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