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Clips from Workaholics - Beer Heist (S04E04)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 4, Episode 8 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 523 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
Title Season Episode
Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working.
"He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working."
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He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working.
"He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working."
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He wags his dick like a doggy tail.
"He wags his dick like a doggy tail."
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- Ooh-ooh! - Okay, all right.
"- Ooh-ooh! - Okay, all right."
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He wags his dick like a doggy tail.
"He wags his dick like a doggy tail."
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- Just like a doggy tail. - Ooh-ooh!
"- Just like a doggy tail. - Ooh-ooh!"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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- Break it down, Derski. - Yeah!
"- Break it down, Derski. - Yeah!"
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- My man is on fire. - Whoo!
"- My man is on fire. - Whoo!"
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Oh, that was a special shot.
"Oh, that was a special shot."
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Thank you. I'm a clutch player.
"Thank you. I'm a clutch player."
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I think it's because Steve Kerr
"I think it's because Steve Kerr"
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accidentally spit on me at a sports chalet as a kid.
"accidentally spit on me at a sports chalet as a kid."
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I was there for a signing and I think I got...
"I was there for a signing and I think I got..."
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It was like like Mike Ju-ju. I got some of his talent.
"It was like like Mike Ju-ju. I got some of his talent."
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Yeah, or whatever disease transfers through saliva.
"Yeah, or whatever disease transfers through saliva."
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Okay, people, on your right you will see the home
"Okay, people, on your right you will see the home"
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of Hollywood's most beloved athlete, Pauly Shore.
"of Hollywood's most beloved athlete, Pauly Shore."
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Whoa, hey, come on, Mike, what's up?
"Whoa, hey, come on, Mike, what's up?"
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Hey, what the hell are you doing?
"Hey, what the hell are you doing?"
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- Pauly Shore lives around here? - No.
"- Pauly Shore lives around here? - No."
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I'm in the celebrity hot tub business now, baby.
"I'm in the celebrity hot tub business now, baby."
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- Cool. - Whoo!
"- Cool. - Whoo!"
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- Cool. - Whoa, hey, hey, hey, why are they taking pictures of us?
"- Cool. - Whoa, hey, hey, hey, why are they taking pictures of us?"
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It's because I told them that you're Pauly Shore and Adam is Robin Williams.
"It's because I told them that you're Pauly Shore and Adam is Robin Williams."
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Um, I'm more of, like, a Mark Wahlberg type.
"Um, I'm more of, like, a Mark Wahlberg type."
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Okay. He has gained some weight,
"Okay. He has gained some weight,"
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but, ladies and gentleman, Mark Wahlberg!
"but, ladies and gentleman, Mark Wahlberg!"
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All right, that's great.
"All right, that's great."
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- Hey, check this out too. - Sexy!
"- Hey, check this out too. - Sexy!"
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My driver, homeless Mike, he found us a delicious treat
"My driver, homeless Mike, he found us a delicious treat"
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in a dumpster behind Buca Di Beppo last night.
"in a dumpster behind Buca Di Beppo last night."
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Lasagna.
"Lasagna."
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Garbage lasagna. Very smart.
"Garbage lasagna. Very smart."
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- Yeah. - "Ingenus," even.
"- Yeah. - "Ingenus," even."
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So every tour comes with a free lunch.
"So every tour comes with a free lunch."
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- Sure. - Hey wait, a minute.
"- Sure. - Hey wait, a minute."
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- Who's Ders supposed to be? - Oh, I'm good.
"- Who's Ders supposed to be? - Oh, I'm good."
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I'm glad you asked. Anders is comedy God Michael Cera!
"I'm glad you asked. Anders is comedy God Michael Cera!"
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- Nice. - That's right. I'm supposed to be Michael Cera?
"- Nice. - That's right. I'm supposed to be Michael Cera?"
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- I was gonna say Michael Cera. - Yup.
"- I was gonna say Michael Cera. - Yup."
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- Would you like some? - Michael Cera?
"- Would you like some? - Michael Cera?"
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Come on, more like Michael Phelps. Let's be real, here.
"Come on, more like Michael Phelps. Let's be real, here."
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You're not Michael Phelps. You're Michael Cera.
"You're not Michael Phelps. You're Michael Cera."
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You don't even have a body like Phelps.
"You don't even have a body like Phelps."
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I don't have the same body as Michael Phelps?
"I don't have the same body as Michael Phelps?"
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- No, dude, you're weak. - Take it back.
"- No, dude, you're weak. - Take it back."
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- Take it back. - No, you have Mike Cera's, like, tiny little eyes
"- Take it back. - No, you have Mike Cera's, like, tiny little eyes"
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and weak-ass chin, bro. You're Mike Cera.
"and weak-ass chin, bro. You're Mike Cera."
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- Take it back. - No, hey!
"- Take it back. - No, hey!"
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- Whoa! - Oh, my God!
"- Whoa! - Oh, my God!"
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Why you do that, Scott Pilgrim?
"Why you do that, Scott Pilgrim?"
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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- Oh. - Hey, what do you guys say
"- Oh. - Hey, what do you guys say"
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we turn this little beer run into a full-on dining experience?
"we turn this little beer run into a full-on dining experience?"
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I'm thinking cold beer and some chicken wings, huh?
"I'm thinking cold beer and some chicken wings, huh?"
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- Chicken wings. - I like it, that sounds good.
"- Chicken wings. - I like it, that sounds good."
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- Yeah? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
"- Yeah? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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We got a trio of tight-thicks at 11:00.
"We got a trio of tight-thicks at 11:00."
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Adam.
"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Adam."
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Okay, they're waving us over. I'm gonna get in there,
"Okay, they're waving us over. I'm gonna get in there,"
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pick-up artist style, and start dropping some heavy negs.
"pick-up artist style, and start dropping some heavy negs."
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- Great idea, great idea. - Okay, yeah, yeah.
"- Great idea, great idea. - Okay, yeah, yeah."
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Adam, Adam, why are you... Why are you walking like that?
"Adam, Adam, why are you... Why are you walking like that?"
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'Cause I'm walking like I have a gigantic one,
"'Cause I'm walking like I have a gigantic one,"
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and you guys should, too. Hey.
"and you guys should, too. Hey."
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Hey, what's up, pigs?
"Hey, what's up, pigs?"
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Um, hi. Will you guys get us some beer?
"Um, hi. Will you guys get us some beer?"
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Why, are you too stupid to buy it yourselves?
"Why, are you too stupid to buy it yourselves?"
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Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! You guys look dumb.
"Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! You guys look dumb."
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No, we're 19.
"No, we're 19."
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- Okay, that's underage, okay. - What?
"- Okay, that's underage, okay. - What?"
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I've got a big dick. It's huge.
"I've got a big dick. It's huge."
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Down there. It's scary. That's why I was walking funny earlier,
"Down there. It's scary. That's why I was walking funny earlier,"
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it's because it hurts to walk.
"it's because it hurts to walk."
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- My thighs just smash it, and it's very painful. - Yup.
"- My thighs just smash it, and it's very painful. - Yup."
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Okay, um...
"Okay, um..."
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There's a huge party at our dorm.
"There's a huge party at our dorm."
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Yeah, I know. I heard about that.
"Yeah, I know. I heard about that."
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- Yeah? - I did.
"- Yeah? - I did."
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- Yeah. - Surprised us, right?
"- Yeah. - Surprised us, right?"
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Ah, we're supposed to bring all the beer,
"Ah, we're supposed to bring all the beer,"
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so if we give you some money, will you buy it for us?
"so if we give you some money, will you buy it for us?"
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Oh, little ladies, that would be our pleasure.
"Oh, little ladies, that would be our pleasure."
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And trust me, I'm big on pleasure.
"And trust me, I'm big on pleasure."
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Probably too big for your little pussy.
"Probably too big for your little pussy."
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Pussy Midgets.
"Pussy Midgets."
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Ders, how about you give this dump truck of a girl her money back.
"Ders, how about you give this dump truck of a girl her money back."
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- Okay. Sorry. - Uh, I don't get it.
"- Okay. Sorry. - Uh, I don't get it."
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You wouldn't, not with your tiny brain.
"You wouldn't, not with your tiny brain."
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Why buy all the beer, when we can steal all the beer?
"Why buy all the beer, when we can steal all the beer?"
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That would be epic.
"That would be epic."
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- It would be, right? - That's why he said it, stupid.
"- It would be, right? - That's why he said it, stupid."
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Okay, we've got to talk. We'll be right back.
"Okay, we've got to talk. We'll be right back."
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- See you guys in a few. - Maybe ease up a little bit.
"- See you guys in a few. - Maybe ease up a little bit."
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Dude, I love what a dangerous hornball you're being right now!
"Dude, I love what a dangerous hornball you're being right now!"
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Being a frickin' hornball right now.
"Being a frickin' hornball right now."
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- You're so horny. - Okay, we're gonna go steal all the beer...
"- You're so horny. - Okay, we're gonna go steal all the beer..."
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- Yeah. - And you keep seducing their 19-year-old little brains.
"- Yeah. - And you keep seducing their 19-year-old little brains."
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- Yes. Yes, okay. - Their dumb little brains.
"- Yes. Yes, okay. - Their dumb little brains."
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Don't do that, though. Just do my walking with a big dick idea, okay?
"Don't do that, though. Just do my walking with a big dick idea, okay?"
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M gonna do, like, a...
"M gonna do, like, a..."
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Yeah, dude, just walk with a big dick.
"Yeah, dude, just walk with a big dick."
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- All right. Okay, I will. - Don't do the gun thing.
"- All right. Okay, I will. - Don't do the gun thing."
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- Don't do the gun thing. - Yo, what are we doing?
"- Don't do the gun thing. - Yo, what are we doing?"
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Oh, ho! You looked that way, you fucking dummy.
"Oh, ho! You looked that way, you fucking dummy."
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I'm back, I'm back.
"I'm back, I'm back."
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Come on, come on.
"Come on, come on."
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- What are we doing, man? - What do you mean?
"- What are we doing, man? - What do you mean?"
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What do you mean? We're stealing beer.
"What do you mean? We're stealing beer."
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We're gonna make those chicks horny by doing, like,
"We're gonna make those chicks horny by doing, like,"
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some dangerous Lorenzo lamas-type stuff, right?
"some dangerous Lorenzo lamas-type stuff, right?"
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Come on, dude, stealing beer?
"Come on, dude, stealing beer?"
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That's not gonna make chicks horny, dude.
"That's not gonna make chicks horny, dude."
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Yeah, but what do you know about being horny, hmm?
"Yeah, but what do you know about being horny, hmm?"
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You're like the least horniest dude in our whole dude crew.
"You're like the least horniest dude in our whole dude crew."
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Are you kidding me? I am not the least horn... What about Ders?
"Are you kidding me? I am not the least horn... What about Ders?"
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Ders is a whole ball of horns.
"Ders is a whole ball of horns."
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And, me, it's like... It's sad what I'll go through to get some.
"And, me, it's like... It's sad what I'll go through to get some."
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