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Clips from Workaholics - Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates (S02E02)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 2, Episode 7 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 635 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
Title Season Episode
Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
- Hey! Who deleted last week's episode of Bones?
"- Hey! Who deleted last week's episode of Bones?"
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I heard they kissed.
"I heard they kissed."
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- Where is it? - I know!
"- Where is it? - I know!"
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- Where is it? - Where's what?
"- Where is it? - Where's what?"
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- Limited edition Lap Hog XL Condom.
"- Limited edition Lap Hog XL Condom."
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Who took it?
"Who took it?"
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- Why are you wearing my shirt?
"- Why are you wearing my shirt?"
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- Your what? Your shirt?
"- Your what? Your shirt?"
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- Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no.
"- Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no."
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I got this at the thrift store.
"I got this at the thrift store."
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- You got a T-shirt from my middle school
"- You got a T-shirt from my middle school"
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randomly at a thrift store?
"randomly at a thrift store?"
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- Yeah. What's the big deal?
"- Yeah. What's the big deal?"
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You find lots of treasures at thrift stores.
"You find lots of treasures at thrift stores."
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What are you, a thrift store professional now?
"What are you, a thrift store professional now?"
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Where's my condom?
"Where's my condom?"
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- Hey, guys, my hair foam is missing.
"- Hey, guys, my hair foam is missing."
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It's gone.
"It's gone."
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I know he doesn't need it
"I know he doesn't need it"
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'cause he's got a thick head of hair.
"'cause he's got a thick head of hair."
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- Okay. - You're like a lion.
"- Okay. - You're like a lion."
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- But this mane is looking extra thick.
"- But this mane is looking extra thick."
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That's bizarre, 'cause I was thinking last week
"That's bizarre, 'cause I was thinking last week"
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Ders is looking like a bald old woman.
"Ders is looking like a bald old woman."
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Let me smell your hair. - What are you-
"Let me smell your hair. - What are you-"
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- I'm gonna need to smell your hair.
"- I'm gonna need to smell your hair."
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- Stop it! You're not smelling my hair!
"- Stop it! You're not smelling my hair!"
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- Where is it, guys?
"- Where is it, guys?"
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This collection means a lot to me, all right?
"This collection means a lot to me, all right?"
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- That's the shirt I wore in seventh grade
"- That's the shirt I wore in seventh grade"
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when I won the Indiana Jones-
"when I won the Indiana Jones-"
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- My dad looks exactly like Michael Chiklis.
"- My dad looks exactly like Michael Chiklis."
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- I will not forgive you if you took it.
"- I will not forgive you if you took it."
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- Oh, Michael Chiklis? Really?
"- Oh, Michael Chiklis? Really?"
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Why would I ever, ever take hair-care products?
"Why would I ever, ever take hair-care products?"
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I don't believe you, man!
"I don't believe you, man!"
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- Well, you are a liar and a thief!
"- Well, you are a liar and a thief!"
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all: Mmm.
"all: Mmm."
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[hip-hop music]
"[hip-hop music]"
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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- Whoo!
"- Whoo!"
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- I'm a teenage beer wolf!
"- I'm a teenage beer wolf!"
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[howling]
"[howling]"
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- Whoa. - Oh!
"- Whoa. - Oh!"
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- Beer wolf down!
"- Beer wolf down!"
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- Who is ready for a night
"- Who is ready for a night"
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at the Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol?
"at the Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol?"
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I am.
"I am."
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- Oh, Jillian!
"- Oh, Jillian!"
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Turn that song up! - Oh!
"Turn that song up! - Oh!"
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- Turn the beat up. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
"- Turn the beat up. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh."
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- Oh, guys, no. - Yes!
"- Oh, guys, no. - Yes!"
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- Guys, no! No, she's my baby.
"- Guys, no! No, she's my baby."
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- Shoot the wiper fluid! Shoot the wiper fluid!
"- Shoot the wiper fluid! Shoot the wiper fluid!"
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- Yeah! - Oh, oh!
"- Yeah! - Oh, oh!"
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- That's cool. You see everyone's technique.
"- That's cool. You see everyone's technique."
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- Yes, thank you.
"- Yes, thank you."
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- Jillian, great idea for a party.
"- Jillian, great idea for a party."
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You brought your scalp collection.
"You brought your scalp collection."
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- No, no, Blake. They're my costumes.
"- No, no, Blake. They're my costumes."
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I'm taking an improv class.
"I'm taking an improv class."
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I thought this would be the perfect place
"I thought this would be the perfect place"
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to start auditioning some of my characters.
"to start auditioning some of my characters."
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- I should be an actor.
"- I should be an actor."
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A lot of people say I look like Matt Damon...
"A lot of people say I look like Matt Damon..."
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...'s ugly younger brother,
"...'s ugly younger brother,"
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Philip, just more jowls.
"Philip, just more jowls."
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- I can see that.
"- I can see that."
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- A lot of people don't know about him.
"- A lot of people don't know about him."
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- People say I look like Weird Al sometimes...
"- People say I look like Weird Al sometimes..."
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- Yeah? - Like, his son.
"- Yeah? - Like, his son."
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- Oh, wait. I forgot the beer.
"- Oh, wait. I forgot the beer."
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[tires screech] - Oh! Hey, buddy.
"[tires screech] - Oh! Hey, buddy."
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- Are you looking for Mr. Walker's pool party?
"- Are you looking for Mr. Walker's pool party?"
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- Yeah. - Yeah, we're just going up.
"- Yeah. - Yeah, we're just going up."
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- It's gonna be next door in our community pool.
"- It's gonna be next door in our community pool."
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- Ooh. Interesting. - Really?
"- Ooh. Interesting. - Really?"
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Oh, he's a trickster. - Okay.
"Oh, he's a trickster. - Okay."
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- He's a trickster. - Thanks a lot.
"- He's a trickster. - Thanks a lot."
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- Hey, guys, I need you to behave yourselves, for real.
"- Hey, guys, I need you to behave yourselves, for real."
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- Ah. Good call.
"- Ah. Good call."
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I'll throw this one away right now.
"I'll throw this one away right now."
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- Yeah. - Thank you.
"- Yeah. - Thank you."
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- Rock a jock, ten-point shot!
"- Rock a jock, ten-point shot!"
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- Get it! - Hey, oh!
"- Get it! - Hey, oh!"
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[glass shatters] - Oh!
"[glass shatters] - Oh!"
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I am sorry about that. [chuckles]
"I am sorry about that. [chuckles]"
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Dan Cortese would've made that.
"Dan Cortese would've made that."
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He would've made that one. - I hate punks.
"He would've made that one. - I hate punks."
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- Sorry! I didn't wear shoes.
"- Sorry! I didn't wear shoes."
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We'll have somebody clean that up.
"We'll have somebody clean that up."
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[radio playing Animotion's Obsession]
"[radio playing Animotion's Obsession]"
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- There we go.
"- There we go."
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- Wait a minute. Come on!
"- Wait a minute. Come on!"
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- Ow, ow! [grunting]
"- Ow, ow! [grunting]"
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Ow!
"Ow!"
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- Ah! - Got him. Yes!
"- Ah! - Got him. Yes!"
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- Okay.
"- Okay."
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Guess who I voted for in 2000.
"Guess who I voted for in 2000."
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Bush.
"Bush."
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O-oh. My favorite band?
"O-oh. My favorite band?"
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Pubic Enemy.
"Pubic Enemy."
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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- Gotta tell you, Tez, some spread you got here.
"- Gotta tell you, Tez, some spread you got here."
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- Duh.
"- Duh."
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- Can I cross a line here and just ask how
"- Can I cross a line here and just ask how"
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you can afford to live in a place like this?
"you can afford to live in a place like this?"
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- If you must know,
"- If you must know,"
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Colleen got promoted to principal
"Colleen got promoted to principal"
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at John G. Neihardt Elementary.
"at John G. Neihardt Elementary."
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- Aha!
"- Aha!"
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- And it don't hurt that Alice gave me
"- And it don't hurt that Alice gave me"
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a two-year pay bump at work.
"a two-year pay bump at work."
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- What?
"- What?"
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- Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
"- Mm-hmm. [chuckles]"
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Waymond, get out this pool and take a shower!
"Waymond, get out this pool and take a shower!"
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How many times I gotta tell you?
"How many times I gotta tell you?"
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