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Clips from Workaholics - Karl's Wedding (S02E02)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 2, Episode 8 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 618 clips
Comedy
- Bunny, I'm so excited you finally decided to visit.
"- Bunny, I'm so excited you finally decided to visit."
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- Well, we always said if we were both single, right?
"- Well, we always said if we were both single, right?"
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- Right. I mean, we were two ships passing in the night.
"- Right. I mean, we were two ships passing in the night."
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You always had your boyfriend,
"You always had your boyfriend,"
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I was always, you know, busy.
"I was always, you know, busy."
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As I told you, I'm a very busy person.
"As I told you, I'm a very busy person."
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But now we're at the same harbor, huh?
"But now we're at the same harbor, huh?"
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I can hear the waves crashing.
"I can hear the waves crashing."
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- I thought I just heard a foghorn.
"- I thought I just heard a foghorn."
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- [imitating foghorn]
"- [imitating foghorn]"
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I smell fish.
"I smell fish."
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I mean, not-not on you.
"I mean, not-not on you."
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I don't even smell fish. I made that-I'm sorry.
"I don't even smell fish. I made that-I'm sorry."
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Um...
"Um..."
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And, um...
"And, um..."
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I don't know where these horses came from,
"I don't know where these horses came from,"
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but those are horses.
"but those are horses."
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So...right here, we got the, uh, breakfast foyer
"So...right here, we got the, uh, breakfast foyer"
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and, um, the entertainment center, of course,
"and, um, the entertainment center, of course,"
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and, uh, balloons, I guess.
"and, uh, balloons, I guess."
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- It looks like rubber gloves and condoms.
"- It looks like rubber gloves and condoms."
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- Yeah, no, they are.
"- Yeah, no, they are."
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Um, probably just my roommates' way of saying welcome to you,
"Um, probably just my roommates' way of saying welcome to you,"
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'cause they're funny,
"'cause they're funny,"
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and we're never gonna meet them together,
"and we're never gonna meet them together,"
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'cause I don't want you to.
"'cause I don't want you to."
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- Well, why don't we take this tour to your bedroom?
"- Well, why don't we take this tour to your bedroom?"
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- I'm not saying I'm gonna be rusty, but-
"- I'm not saying I'm gonna be rusty, but-"
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[gas hissing]
"[gas hissing]"
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- [high-pitched voice] Hey, Ders.
"- [high-pitched voice] Hey, Ders."
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You want a- you want a haircut?
"You want a- you want a haircut?"
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I'm like a Shear Genius with these scissors.
"I'm like a Shear Genius with these scissors."
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- Why is this happening?
"- Why is this happening?"
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- Karl's getting married. We're losing a dude.
"- Karl's getting married. We're losing a dude."
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[all screaming]
"[all screaming]"
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- Oh, my God! What the-
"- Oh, my God! What the-"
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[screams]
"[screams]"
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[hip-hop music]
"[hip-hop music]"
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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- We're not having a wedding in this house ever.
"- We're not having a wedding in this house ever."
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- Well, Ders, I wish you would've brought it up earlier
"- Well, Ders, I wish you would've brought it up earlier"
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because it's in, like, five hours,
"because it's in, like, five hours,"
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and we sent a "save the dates" out yesterday.
"and we sent a "save the dates" out yesterday."
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Did you not get it?
"Did you not get it?"
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- No, you got it. I slipped one under your door.
"- No, you got it. I slipped one under your door."
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Except that I didn't do that
"Except that I didn't do that"
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because I forgot to do that
"because I forgot to do that"
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because I was eating Froot Loops.
"because I was eating Froot Loops."
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Dang it. - Our bad.
"Dang it. - Our bad."
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- Come on, Ders, Hannah's amazing.
"- Come on, Ders, Hannah's amazing."
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I'm changing for her.
"I'm changing for her."
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- Yep, he's definitely changing.
"- Yep, he's definitely changing."
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He sold the rape van, and he quit selling weed, which is...
"He sold the rape van, and he quit selling weed, which is..."
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- Yeah, how stupid.
"- Yeah, how stupid."
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- A life decision. - Yeah, that's dumb.
"- A life decision. - Yeah, that's dumb."
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- Yeah, and I got glasses to fix the wonky eye.
"- Yeah, and I got glasses to fix the wonky eye."
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Can you put 'em on me? - Yep, mm-hmm.
"Can you put 'em on me? - Yep, mm-hmm."
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- Nice. - Check that out.
"- Nice. - Check that out."
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- Check it out. Wonk gone.
"- Check it out. Wonk gone."
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- Come on. Weddings.
"- Come on. Weddings."
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[squeals]
"[squeals]"
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- No, uh, they're gonna go, and we're gonna-
"- No, uh, they're gonna go, and we're gonna-"
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- No, we've got to help.
"- No, we've got to help."
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- How can we help you guys?
"- How can we help you guys?"
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- Are you sure your neighbors won't mind?
"- Are you sure your neighbors won't mind?"
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- Oh, no. We steal stuff from 'em all the time.
"- Oh, no. We steal stuff from 'em all the time."
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Bikes, lemons, internet. Yeah.
"Bikes, lemons, internet. Yeah."
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- Garden weasel weaseling over. Whoa.
"- Garden weasel weaseling over. Whoa."
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- Careful.
"- Careful."
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- Ah! One down, one down.
"- Ah! One down, one down."
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I think it's really cool you and Ders had a pact
"I think it's really cool you and Ders had a pact"
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that if you're ever single, you guys would bone each other.
"that if you're ever single, you guys would bone each other."
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- Did-did you tell them?
"- Did-did you tell them?"
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- No, I never used the word "bone."
"- No, I never used the word "bone.""
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Thank you. - He said, "bone."
"Thank you. - He said, "bone.""
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- Anyway, we're gonna be over here, guys.
"- Anyway, we're gonna be over here, guys."
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- You know, I used to have a marriage pact.
"- You know, I used to have a marriage pact."
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- That's cool. - It's true.
"- That's cool. - It's true."
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I was 16. She was 11.
"I was 16. She was 11."
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She acted really old, though. She acted like...
"She acted really old, though. She acted like..."
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13 at least. - That's old.
"13 at least. - That's old."
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- I was gonna wait for her,
"- I was gonna wait for her,"
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but then girls in my grade started to develop,
"but then girls in my grade started to develop,"
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so I sort of went that way.
"so I sort of went that way."
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I wonder how old she is now. - Boobs rule.
"I wonder how old she is now. - Boobs rule."
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- Oh, my goodness.
"- Oh, my goodness."
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Tell me these are the arrangements for the wedding.
"Tell me these are the arrangements for the wedding."
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Thank you, thank you. - Thanks.
"Thank you, thank you. - Thanks."
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- It's a lot of hard work. - This is awesome.
"- It's a lot of hard work. - This is awesome."
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Blake, before I forget,
"Blake, before I forget,"
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I really just wanted to give you this.
"I really just wanted to give you this."
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It's a token of my appreciation
"It's a token of my appreciation"
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for you being the best best man
"for you being the best best man"
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in the entire universe.
"in the entire universe."
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- Gas masks? - Yeah.
"- Gas masks? - Yeah."
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- Is that an antique Zong?
"- Is that an antique Zong?"
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- Yeah. - This is old-school.
"- Yeah. - This is old-school."
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- And all your slammers? Very cool.
"- And all your slammers? Very cool."
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- All of my slammers, everything.
"- All of my slammers, everything."
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- Why are you giving this all to me?
"- Why are you giving this all to me?"
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- I'm moving on.
"- I'm moving on."
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That was me, and this is me.
"That was me, and this is me."
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Adam, I'd think about cutting down on the smoking.
"Adam, I'd think about cutting down on the smoking."
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- Oh, that isn't weed.
"- Oh, that isn't weed."
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- But this is your favorite stuff.
"- But this is your favorite stuff."
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- Blake, it's like Shakesbeers once penned:
"- Blake, it's like Shakesbeers once penned:"
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"If you love a girl and you love her a lot,
""If you love a girl and you love her a lot,"
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"then it's your responsibility- nay, your duty-
""then it's your responsibility- nay, your duty-"
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to change completely to be more similar doth that girl."
"to change completely to be more similar doth that girl.""
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- Yeah, doth- doth must change.
"- Yeah, doth- doth must change."
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- I am changing.
"- I am changing."
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He was the president of Rome. - That is correct.
"He was the president of Rome. - That is correct."
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- Is this tear gas? - Yeah.
"- Is this tear gas? - Yeah."
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I caught that up in a riot in Seattle.
"I caught that up in a riot in Seattle."
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I thought you'd like it.
"I thought you'd like it."
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Adam, how are we doing on the music for the ceremony?
"Adam, how are we doing on the music for the ceremony?"
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- Well, I told you that I needed money
"- Well, I told you that I needed money"
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