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Clips from Workaholics - The Nuttin' Professor (S06E06)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 6, Episode 10 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 597 clips
Comedy

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The Future Is Gnar 3 20
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Snackers 4 3
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Three and a Half Men 4 5
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We Be Clownin' 4 7
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Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
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Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
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Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
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Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
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Party Gawds 7 10
- Movie night, baby. I love it.
"- Movie night, baby. I love it."
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- Yeah. What are you sitting in? I'm not mad at it.
"- Yeah. What are you sitting in? I'm not mad at it."
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- You can't be mad at this. - No.
"- You can't be mad at this. - No."
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- The real question here
"- The real question here"
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is how not mad are you at this beer mug?
"is how not mad are you at this beer mug?"
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- Oh, very un-mad. It's a lot of fun.
"- Oh, very un-mad. It's a lot of fun."
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- Thank you. - Okay.
"- Thank you. - Okay."
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Let's kick things off here with a foot job comp.
"Let's kick things off here with a foot job comp."
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- All right. - Okay. Let's do it.
"- All right. - Okay. Let's do it."
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[smacking]
"[smacking]"
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- Huh. - Hmm.
"- Huh. - Hmm."
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- You know, not my porno. Mm-mm.
"- You know, not my porno. Mm-mm."
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Why don't we go bottom right, right there?
"Why don't we go bottom right, right there?"
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That butt-- that butt's just winking at me.
"That butt-- that butt's just winking at me."
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[woman moaning]
"[woman moaning]"
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- Mmm, nope.
"- Mmm, nope."
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Not my porno. - She's cute.
"Not my porno. - She's cute."
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A little Amy Schumer looking.
"A little Amy Schumer looking."
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[woman moaning]
"[woman moaning]"
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No. He's rushing. Not my porno.
"No. He's rushing. Not my porno."
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- Pace yourself, bud.
"- Pace yourself, bud."
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- Geez. - You know?
"- Geez. - You know?"
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- Hey! How are you?
"- Hey! How are you?"
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- Howdy.
"- Howdy."
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- Can't see through the sheet, can they?
"- Can't see through the sheet, can they?"
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- No. I wouldn't think so. No.
"- No. I wouldn't think so. No."
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[hip-hop music]
"[hip-hop music]"
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- * I'm fresh *
"- * I'm fresh *"
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- * You gotta, you gotta
"- * You gotta, you gotta"
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* You gotta, gotta
"* You gotta, gotta"
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- * Gotta be fresh
"- * Gotta be fresh"
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- I mean what are we doing?
"- I mean what are we doing?"
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What happened to porno? - That's what I was thinking.
"What happened to porno? - That's what I was thinking."
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- I feel like it's lost all of its nuance.
"- I feel like it's lost all of its nuance."
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- That's right. Now, it's just--
"- That's right. Now, it's just--"
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it's like a jackhammer just plugging away at a Realdoll,
"it's like a jackhammer just plugging away at a Realdoll,"
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which I've actually seen that video before,
"which I've actually seen that video before,"
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and I liked it more than this. - Yeah.
"and I liked it more than this. - Yeah."
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I'm sorry, I like my porn stars with acting chops.
"I'm sorry, I like my porn stars with acting chops."
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- Yes, they should also have very expressive eyes
"- Yes, they should also have very expressive eyes"
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while they're kind of-- - Honestly, I miss Dan Yella.
"while they're kind of-- - Honestly, I miss Dan Yella."
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I mean what a porn star. - Yeah, absolutely.
"I mean what a porn star. - Yeah, absolutely."
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- Dare I say starred in the greatest porno
"- Dare I say starred in the greatest porno"
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of all time,
"of all time,"
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"The Nutting Professor."
""The Nutting Professor.""
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- Oh, you're dating yourself.
"- Oh, you're dating yourself."
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- I am. I am a little bit.
"- I am. I am a little bit."
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- And Dan Yella, what a performance.
"- And Dan Yella, what a performance."
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Are you kidding me? Seven different roles.
"Are you kidding me? Seven different roles."
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Remember the aunt in the fat suit?
"Remember the aunt in the fat suit?"
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- "Oh, jerk it, please!
"- "Oh, jerk it, please!"
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Jerk it, please!" - Yes. Thank you.
"Jerk it, please!" - Yes. Thank you."
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- Oh, the roll around the dinner table.
"- Oh, the roll around the dinner table."
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- And what a body.
"- And what a body."
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I didn't mind all the pubes.
"I didn't mind all the pubes."
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I mean they were everywhere. I didn't care.
"I mean they were everywhere. I didn't care."
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- I mean there's literally no other man
"- I mean there's literally no other man"
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I'd rather watch do sex. - Yeah.
"I'd rather watch do sex. - Yeah."
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- You know what?
"- You know what?"
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To Mr. Dan Yella, our porno daddy.
"To Mr. Dan Yella, our porno daddy."
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- To Dan Yella. - Mr. Dan Yella.
"- To Dan Yella. - Mr. Dan Yella."
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- Well, after scouring the Internet,
"- Well, after scouring the Internet,"
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I couldn't find "The Nutting Professor,"
"I couldn't find "The Nutting Professor,""
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and I checked Brazzers,
"and I checked Brazzers,"
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Bangbros, Mofos, Rancho [bleep], PornHub,
"Bangbros, Mofos, Rancho [bleep], PornHub,"
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and YouPorn. - I know.
"and YouPorn. - I know."
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And I tried PornTube, Fapdu, Youjizz, Jizzpros.
"And I tried PornTube, Fapdu, Youjizz, Jizzpros."
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I even tried Sublime Directory.
"I even tried Sublime Directory."
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- Did you just say "Sublime Directory"?
"- Did you just say "Sublime Directory"?"
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- Uh, yes, I did. - Found it! Yup.
"- Uh, yes, I did. - Found it! Yup."
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And it wasn't on xHamster, 8th St. Latinas,
"And it wasn't on xHamster, 8th St. Latinas,"
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Captain Stabbin, or Mike in Brazil.
"Captain Stabbin, or Mike in Brazil."
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- I love Mike in Brazil,
"- I love Mike in Brazil,"
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'cause he was in an apartment, and then he went to Brazil.
"'cause he was in an apartment, and then he went to Brazil."
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- This is a cool way to see Brazil.
"- This is a cool way to see Brazil."
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- See the world, really.
"- See the world, really."
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- Guess where I did find it, though.
"- Guess where I did find it, though."
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- Where? - EBay. Yeah.
"- Where? - EBay. Yeah."
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Two VHS copies,
"Two VHS copies,"
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and I'm currently the highest bidder.
"and I'm currently the highest bidder."
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- That is awesome.
"- That is awesome."
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- Yeah. Get on over here, dude.
"- Yeah. Get on over here, dude."
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Check it out. So I've just been in this bidding war
"Check it out. So I've just been in this bidding war"
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with "MRNULEAF," and there's, well,
"with "MRNULEAF," and there's, well,"
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there's 30 seconds left, so...
"there's 30 seconds left, so..."
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I just thought of something cool.
"I just thought of something cool."
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- What? - What if we make a pact to,
"- What? - What if we make a pact to,"
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like, not crank down until we get the movie?
"like, not crank down until we get the movie?"
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- Yeah, okay. That sounds like a good--
"- Yeah, okay. That sounds like a good--"
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- Bad idea. That's, like, not cool, right?
"- Bad idea. That's, like, not cool, right?"
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- You know, I--and that's where I disagree with you, Anders.
"- You know, I--and that's where I disagree with you, Anders."
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I think it's necessary
"I think it's necessary"
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because we must show respect for Dan Yella, right?
"because we must show respect for Dan Yella, right?"
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- I don't know. I don't know.
"- I don't know. I don't know."
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- You're acting a little weird. - I'm not being weird.
"- You're acting a little weird. - I'm not being weird."
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- Five seconds. Five seconds.
"- Five seconds. Five seconds."
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- Four, three, two. Hit it. Hit it.
"- Four, three, two. Hit it. Hit it."
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- That was too early. - You gotta--
"- That was too early. - You gotta--"
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[all shouting] - I won! Yeah! We won! We won!
"[all shouting] - I won! Yeah! We won! We won!"
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- Congratulations. Good stuff, babe.
"- Congratulations. Good stuff, babe."
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- So we won't crank down? - Yeah.
"- So we won't crank down? - Yeah."
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- No cranking down. - Okay.
"- No cranking down. - Okay."
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That's official. That's fine.
"That's official. That's fine."
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- I don't even know what to do since we can't jerk off.
"- I don't even know what to do since we can't jerk off."
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I guess have some toast.
"I guess have some toast."
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- Man.
"- Man."
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You guys ever notice DiDi got a real booty on her?
"You guys ever notice DiDi got a real booty on her?"
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- I've never noticed that.
"- I've never noticed that."
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- No, I was waiting for that notification on my phone
"- No, I was waiting for that notification on my phone"
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about the package getting home.
"about the package getting home."
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- When we get home, I call dibs on watching it first.
"- When we get home, I call dibs on watching it first."
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- No, no, no, no, no. Let me get it.
"- No, no, no, no, no. Let me get it."
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- Ders, what's going on?
"- Ders, what's going on?"
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Is something wrong?
"Is something wrong?"
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- Okay. I--
"- Okay. I--"
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It was May 29, 2001.
"It was May 29, 2001."
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I was on vaycay with my parents,
"I was on vaycay with my parents,"
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and we were staying in the same room,
"and we were staying in the same room,"
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so I couldn't stroke my dog.
"so I couldn't stroke my dog."
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Believe me, I tried.
"Believe me, I tried."
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