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Clips from Workaholics - Three and a Half Men (S04E04)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 4, Episode 5 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 512 clips
Comedy

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The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
Title Season Episode
Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
- Cool. - We look cool.
"- Cool. - We look cool."
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- Yeah, it looks very magical. - What are you doing?
"- Yeah, it looks very magical. - What are you doing?"
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- Sorry. It's work. - Nothing.
"- Sorry. It's work. - Nothing."
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Why would we even be doing anything?
"Why would we even be doing anything?"
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I thought you were watching porn or whatever.
"I thought you were watching porn or whatever."
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- Wow. - Ew. What?
"- Wow. - Ew. What?"
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Like naked stuff? Like butts?
"Like naked stuff? Like butts?"
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Oh, you thought we were gonna watch,
"Oh, you thought we were gonna watch,"
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like, a dude gaping out a woman with his penis.
"like, a dude gaping out a woman with his penis."
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You're disgusting.
"You're disgusting."
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- Ew. - Alice is a freak.
"- Ew. - Alice is a freak."
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It's not porno, okay?
"It's not porno, okay?"
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It's a video that we made for our rap group
"It's a video that we made for our rap group"
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- called "The Wizards." - Sounds lame.
"- called "The Wizards." - Sounds lame."
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But you guys do know how to edit, huh?
"But you guys do know how to edit, huh?"
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Yeah. We're not old people, so...
"Yeah. We're not old people, so..."
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All right. Here's the deal.
"All right. Here's the deal."
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T.A.C. needs a new orientation video,
"T.A.C. needs a new orientation video,"
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and this company is, like, raping me on the price,
"and this company is, like, raping me on the price,"
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but if you guys could do it for less...
"but if you guys could do it for less..."
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We'll do it for three stacks.
"We'll do it for three stacks."
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What is that?
"What is that?"
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You don't even know stacks?
"You don't even know stacks?"
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Oh, my... There's a generational gap here.
"Oh, my... There's a generational gap here."
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Blake, tell her what stacks are.
"Blake, tell her what stacks are."
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Well, I used to subscribe to The Source, so, um,
"Well, I used to subscribe to The Source, so, um,"
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Dr. Dre once said, "stack is a, like, $50...$500."
"Dr. Dre once said, "stack is a, like, $50...$500.""
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- So stacks... Yeah. - So three stacks would be...
"- So stacks... Yeah. - So three stacks would be..."
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You know...
"You know..."
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I'll give you 300 bucks or zilch.
"I'll give you 300 bucks or zilch."
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- That's cool. - Okay, great.
"- That's cool. - Okay, great."
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- I'll email you the script. - Great. Cool.
"- I'll email you the script. - Great. Cool."
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- Dude... - Nice!
"- Dude... - Nice!"
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- This is gonna be fun. - Hey, stack of cash.
"- This is gonna be fun. - Hey, stack of cash."
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- Great. All right! - Stack.
"- Great. All right! - Stack."
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- Let's watch that other video. - Yeah.
"- Let's watch that other video. - Yeah."
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- The other video. - Here we go.
"- The other video. - Here we go."
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Ooh, man. It's like she's playing jazz music
"Ooh, man. It's like she's playing jazz music"
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- with that gentleman's penis. - Yeah.
"- with that gentleman's penis. - Yeah."
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♪ Jazz ja-ja-jazz ja-ja-jazz ♪
"♪ Jazz ja-ja-jazz ja-ja-jazz ♪"
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Why do they call that dude the Scatman?
"Why do they call that dude the Scatman?"
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- Ew! - Oh! - Oh!
"- Ew! - Oh! - Oh!"
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This is incredible. Look it...
"This is incredible. Look it..."
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The script says the word "synergy" like 11 times.
"The script says the word "synergy" like 11 times."
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Synergy.
"Synergy."
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What is that, like... The devil's energy drink?
"What is that, like... The devil's energy drink?"
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- Aw. - Yeah!
"- Aw. - Yeah!"
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- That was good, right? - I didn't like it.
"- That was good, right? - I didn't like it."
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Also, Ders, could you back the fuck up with those cam glasses?
"Also, Ders, could you back the fuck up with those cam glasses?"
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First of all, they're called "spyfocals."
"First of all, they're called "spyfocals.""
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Second of all...
"Second of all..."
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These bad boys are going to chae the way people see movies.
"These bad boys are going to chae the way people see movies."
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Finally, the audience will be able to see what man sees!
"Finally, the audience will be able to see what man sees!"
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How man sees, you know?
"How man sees, you know?"
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All right. All right.
"All right. All right."
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- Easy, Jim Cameron. - Yeah.
"- Easy, Jim Cameron. - Yeah."
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I'm pretty sure they already used that P.O.V. style in porno.
"I'm pretty sure they already used that P.O.V. style in porno."
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Street blow jobs. You've seen it. We've seen it.
"Street blow jobs. You've seen it. We've seen it."
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- We've watched it together. - I love it. - Hey!
"- We've watched it together. - I love it. - Hey!"
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You guys said you needed lighting for your movie,
"You guys said you needed lighting for your movie,"
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so I brought a lava, strobe, black light.
"so I brought a lava, strobe, black light."
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- Oh. - Hell, yeah.
"- Oh. - Hell, yeah."
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None of those sound very helpful.
"None of those sound very helpful."
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- Spyfocals? - Yeah.
"- Spyfocals? - Yeah."
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Oh, my God, you guys are shooting POV pornog, huh?
"Oh, my God, you guys are shooting POV pornog, huh?"
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- No... - That's what we were just saying. - No, no. Don't tell me. I love surprises.
"- No... - That's what we were just saying. - No, no. Don't tell me. I love surprises."
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- Okay. - I shouldn't have to say this.
"- Okay. - I shouldn't have to say this."
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We're not filming a porno.
"We're not filming a porno."
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Well, we might have to, because I don't want to shoot Alice's dumb, stupid script.
"Well, we might have to, because I don't want to shoot Alice's dumb, stupid script."
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It's really dumb. It's really stupid.
"It's really dumb. It's really stupid."
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I think we should do our own original idea, man.
"I think we should do our own original idea, man."
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Okay, yes. No. We're gonna do our movie.
"Okay, yes. No. We're gonna do our movie."
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Not Alice's. Not a porno.
"Not Alice's. Not a porno."
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- Okay, well... - But we're gonna take it to T.A.C.
"- Okay, well... - But we're gonna take it to T.A.C."
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People'll be like, "Oh, my God. You guys made that?"
"People'll be like, "Oh, my God. You guys made that?""
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And we'll be like, "Yeah, stupid." Next step, Sundance!
"And we'll be like, "Yeah, stupid." Next step, Sundance!"
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- Whoa! - Ooh.
"- Whoa! - Ooh."
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Where chicks ski down mountains with their boobs out.
"Where chicks ski down mountains with their boobs out."
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- True story. - That's a real thing that happens.
"- True story. - That's a real thing that happens."
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- At Sundance. - I heard Sandra Bullock got carpal tunnel syndrome
"- At Sundance. - I heard Sandra Bullock got carpal tunnel syndrome"
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from ski-poling the Coen brothers.
"from ski-poling the Coen brothers."
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- Yeah. - Yeah. That's... you know, you know that action. Like...
"- Yeah. - Yeah. That's... you know, you know that action. Like..."
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- Sundance. - Yeah. Cool three-way. - That's at Sundance.
"- Sundance. - Yeah. Cool three-way. - That's at Sundance."
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- That's cool that it's, like, a film festival. - Yeah.
"- That's cool that it's, like, a film festival. - Yeah."
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I always thought it was, like, a dance that you took your mom to,
"I always thought it was, like, a dance that you took your mom to,"
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and I did that. I've already been there. I've done that. Junior prom.
"and I did that. I've already been there. I've done that. Junior prom."
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- No, no. It's not that. - My mom gets low, dude.
"- No, no. It's not that. - My mom gets low, dude."
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- She's got a body on her. - My mom's body fucking rules.
"- She's got a body on her. - My mom's body fucking rules."
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So it's two best friends, and one has been wrongly imprisoned.
"So it's two best friends, and one has been wrongly imprisoned."
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- That's cool. - But the movie is really about the wife banging all the friends...
"- That's cool. - But the movie is really about the wife banging all the friends..."
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And that is another porno! Dang it.
"And that is another porno! Dang it."
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Look, we just gotta think of something that stands out...
"Look, we just gotta think of something that stands out..."
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A story about people.
"A story about people."
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Like, what about, like, a... A documentary?
"Like, what about, like, a... A documentary?"
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Like Super Size Me.
"Like Super Size Me."
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- You saw Super Size Me? - Oh, no. Mm-mm.
"- You saw Super Size Me? - Oh, no. Mm-mm."
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But when that movie came out, they cancelled supersizing,
"But when that movie came out, they cancelled supersizing,"
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so I started getting a number one and chicken selects.
"so I started getting a number one and chicken selects."
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But when they went back to supersizing, so did I.
"But when they went back to supersizing, so did I."
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And now my body was addicted to the selects,
"And now my body was addicted to the selects,"
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therefore transforming my tight, slender, taut bod into this monstrosity!
"therefore transforming my tight, slender, taut bod into this monstrosity!"
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Just want to rip you off! Want to rip you off!
"Just want to rip you off! Want to rip you off!"
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You stupid fat!
"You stupid fat!"
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Stop, man! You're gonna bruise it again. You know that.
"Stop, man! You're gonna bruise it again. You know that."
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- Stop. - I hate myself.
"- Stop. - I hate myself."
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I hate myself and my body, but...
"I hate myself and my body, but..."
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I think that this can reverse the effects, right?
"I think that this can reverse the effects, right?"
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Okay? And it can be about health foods that dudes like to eat,
"Okay? And it can be about health foods that dudes like to eat,"
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such as hot dogs.
"such as hot dogs."
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We could call it a "dog-umentary."
"We could call it a "dog-umentary.""
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Exactly.
"Exactly."
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They have all the carrots inside of them that the cows ate,
"They have all the carrots inside of them that the cows ate,"
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making them super, ultra nutritious, right?
"making them super, ultra nutritious, right?"
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They're made from cow buttholes.
"They're made from cow buttholes."
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I will eat 1,000 hot dogs in one week,
"I will eat 1,000 hot dogs in one week,"
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finally answering the question,
"finally answering the question,"
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"are hot dogs as healthy as they say,
""are hot dogs as healthy as they say,"
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or are they just okay for you?"
"or are they just okay for you?""
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- Nope. - No. Sounds stupid.
"- Nope. - No. Sounds stupid."
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- Dumb. An hour of that? - Oh, Blake. That sounds stupid?
"- Dumb. An hour of that? - Oh, Blake. That sounds stupid?"
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