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Clips from Workaholics - Dorm Daze (S05E05)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 5, Episode 1 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 524 clips
Comedy

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Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
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Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
He gave me a bunch of beer and, like,
"He gave me a bunch of beer and, like,"
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she gave me some weed and then they're, like, telling me
"she gave me some weed and then they're, like, telling me"
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to show my little Henderson, I'm like,
"to show my little Henderson, I'm like,"
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- "Dude, I don't want to." - That's what they do.
"- "Dude, I don't want to." - That's what they do."
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That's what they do. Shh, cover your bosoms,
"That's what they do. Shh, cover your bosoms,"
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cover your bosoms. Because I'm about to save you
"cover your bosoms. Because I'm about to save you"
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and this poor, sweet, innocent girl Crystal
"and this poor, sweet, innocent girl Crystal"
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from her evil oppressor Landon, who I actually
"from her evil oppressor Landon, who I actually"
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- appreciate his films! - No, no, no, no, no, no.
"- appreciate his films! - No, no, no, no, no, no."
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- Don't do that. Don't. - Come at me, bro!
"- Don't do that. Don't. - Come at me, bro!"
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You don't even know... You don't even know
"You don't even know... You don't even know"
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what you're doing because he washed your brain.
"what you're doing because he washed your brain."
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Look, I'm... I'm not brainwashed.
"Look, I'm... I'm not brainwashed."
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You know I'm a producer on this.
"You know I'm a producer on this."
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I own 40% of the company.
"I own 40% of the company."
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Plus, I love to squirt on film.
"Plus, I love to squirt on film."
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It's kind of my thing.
"It's kind of my thing."
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So, you're telling me that some girls do like doing pornog.
"So, you're telling me that some girls do like doing pornog."
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- Oh, yeah. - PROFESSOR: That's right, Adam.
"- Oh, yeah. - PROFESSOR: That's right, Adam."
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No man has a right to tell a woman
"No man has a right to tell a woman"
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what to do with her body.
"what to do with her body."
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Even if she's being sexually exploited.
"Even if she's being sexually exploited."
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I knew you were an idiot. Hell yeah!
"I knew you were an idiot. Hell yeah!"
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Cool. I'm a big fan.
"Cool. I'm a big fan."
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Give me that paper back or you're a dead man.
"Give me that paper back or you're a dead man."
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You got me running all over campus.
"You got me running all over campus."
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I should be chasing chicks, not dudes!
"I should be chasing chicks, not dudes!"
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Wait, hold up!
"Wait, hold up!"
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You want to be chasing chicks, what, are you guys trying
"You want to be chasing chicks, what, are you guys trying"
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to get your bone on or something?
"to get your bone on or something?"
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- Oh, yeah. - Cool.
"- Oh, yeah. - Cool."
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Well, what if these bros get in your little movie?
"Well, what if these bros get in your little movie?"
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That's a... That's a good idea. Maybe do
"That's a... That's a good idea. Maybe do"
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kind of a Coast Guard gangbang kind of thing.
"kind of a Coast Guard gangbang kind of thing."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you guys want to, like,
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you guys want to, like,"
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get crazy, get weird, they've got this little
"get crazy, get weird, they've got this little"
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French bulldog that you know can toss a salad...
"French bulldog that you know can toss a salad..."
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- Uh-huh, sure. - Like, it's crazy good.
"- Uh-huh, sure. - Like, it's crazy good."
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How do you know that?
"How do you know that?"
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Could. It could toss a salad. You know, it could.
"Could. It could toss a salad. You know, it could."
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You know it could.
"You know it could."
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Guys, this is great, I think we're going to get, like, all 100 contacts.
"Guys, this is great, I think we're going to get, like, all 100 contacts."
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- Nice. - Thanks for the help.
"- Nice. - Thanks for the help."
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Probably should've just asked you right from the jump, huh?
"Probably should've just asked you right from the jump, huh?"
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- No. - We would've ditched you.
"- No. - We would've ditched you."
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Immediately. That was our whole game plan.
"Immediately. That was our whole game plan."
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- Okay, good. - Totally. But, hey, what do you say
"- Okay, good. - Totally. But, hey, what do you say"
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we go back to being best friends, huh?
"we go back to being best friends, huh?"
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Let's do it, man. Let's do it, this is awesome.
"Let's do it, man. Let's do it, this is awesome."
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Go ahead? Also, oh, I was thinking
"Go ahead? Also, oh, I was thinking"
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we should, urn...
"we should, urn..."
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We should definitely get a dog for the house.
"We should definitely get a dog for the house."
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For, like, security and stuff.
"For, like, security and stuff."
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- Like, not... To, like, play with. - Oh.
"- Like, not... To, like, play with. - Oh."
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That dog licked your butthole, didn't it?
"That dog licked your butthole, didn't it?"
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LANDON: Just do it! What is your problem?
"LANDON: Just do it! What is your problem?"
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Wait.
"Wait."
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LANDON: Oh, Jesus, how hard...
"LANDON: Oh, Jesus, how hard..."
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(SOBBING)
"(SOBBING)"
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You're not taking a shit, you're taking off your pants!
"You're not taking a shit, you're taking off your pants!"
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- Let's see that dick, man! - (BLUBBERS)
"- Let's see that dick, man! - (BLUBBERS)"
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- Ooh, hey. - Hey.
"- Ooh, hey. - Hey."
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Hollywood's biggest night, huh?
"Hollywood's biggest night, huh?"
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- Mmm-hmm. - What'd you put down for best foreign?
"- Mmm-hmm. - What'd you put down for best foreign?"
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You know me, man. Just put down the Danish one,
"You know me, man. Just put down the Danish one,"
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trying to keep it Scandinavian, so.
"trying to keep it Scandinavian, so."
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Oh, man, I hope tonight tops last year
"Oh, man, I hope tonight tops last year"
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because I really feel that it was just a bunch of people, like,
"because I really feel that it was just a bunch of people, like,"
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I don't know, sucking each other off, really.
"I don't know, sucking each other off, really."
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- Yeah. - On the red carpet.
"- Yeah. - On the red carpet."
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- It kind of was. - Yeah, it was, like, one big circle jerk, right?
"- It kind of was. - Yeah, it was, like, one big circle jerk, right?"
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- Yep. - Ooh, Adam, Adam, it's starting!
"- Yep. - Ooh, Adam, Adam, it's starting!"
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- It's starting! - Who's hungry?
"- It's starting! - Who's hungry?"
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- (LAUGHTER) - All right, that looks great.
"- (LAUGHTER) - All right, that looks great."
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Tittay.
"Tittay."
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MAN ON TV: Welcome to the AVN Awards Show,
"MAN ON TV: Welcome to the AVN Awards Show,"
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where we honor the best in adult entertainment.
"where we honor the best in adult entertainment."
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Who do you guys got for best MMF-DP-ATM?
"Who do you guys got for best MMF-DP-ATM?"
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- Um... - Who did I mark?
"- Um... - Who did I mark?"
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Gianna.
"Gianna."
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Yep, and I got Chloe.
"Yep, and I got Chloe."
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(BEATBOXING)
"(BEATBOXING)"
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(SINGING) I'm fresh
"(SINGING) I'm fresh"
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You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
"You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta"
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Gotta be fresh
"Gotta be fresh"
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Adam, I can't believe you got every category right.
"Adam, I can't believe you got every category right."
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Dude, you even guessed best dong-umentary.
"Dude, you even guessed best dong-umentary."
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Yes, well, 12 Inches a Slave was a no-brainer,
"Yes, well, 12 Inches a Slave was a no-brainer,"
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but I'll admit it, having a pornographic memory doesn't hurt.
"but I'll admit it, having a pornographic memory doesn't hurt."
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I cannot forget a dick.
"I cannot forget a dick."
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Which is crazy, 'cause you can't remember anything else, right?
"Which is crazy, 'cause you can't remember anything else, right?"
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Yeah, no, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast.
"Yeah, no, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast."
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I can't remember, like, my social security number,
"I can't remember, like, my social security number,"
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which is an issue sometimes, but I remember, like, every frame
"which is an issue sometimes, but I remember, like, every frame"
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of the porno that I cranked down to in the mirror last night.
"of the porno that I cranked down to in the mirror last night."
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Did you just say you crank down in the mirror?
"Did you just say you crank down in the mirror?"
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You guys don't crank down in the mirror?
"You guys don't crank down in the mirror?"
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Okay, I'll teach you something.
"Okay, I'll teach you something."
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All right, so you are the mirror.
"All right, so you are the mirror."
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- Uh-huh. - Okay?
"- Uh-huh. - Okay?"
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And this, right here, the screen, that's where
"And this, right here, the screen, that's where"
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all the porno's happening. So I put a little porno
"all the porno's happening. So I put a little porno"
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back here and I look in the mirror,
"back here and I look in the mirror,"
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and it's like I'm in the porno.
"and it's like I'm in the porno."
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It's like a pop porno. And then I'm looking at myself
"It's like a pop porno. And then I'm looking at myself"
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at the same time, and going like, "You're having fun, this is fun. Look at you."
"at the same time, and going like, "You're having fun, this is fun. Look at you.""
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- Sure. - Seems like a lot of work, but very cool.
"- Sure. - Seems like a lot of work, but very cool."
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It's not.
"It's not."
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I like to just squeeze it till it pops and move on, you know?
"I like to just squeeze it till it pops and move on, you know?"
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It's not, it's not a lot.
"It's not, it's not a lot."
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It's a little overwhelming for me, so, if we could,
"It's a little overwhelming for me, so, if we could,"
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- if you wouldn't mind... - Absolutely.
"- if you wouldn't mind... - Absolutely."
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I'd like to ask you about the giant bag
"I'd like to ask you about the giant bag"
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you brought to work. What's up with that?
"you brought to work. What's up with that?"
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Hello, it's my costume bag from my theater days.
"Hello, it's my costume bag from my theater days."
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- Uh-oh. - When we were watching the AVN Awards
"- Uh-oh. - When we were watching the AVN Awards"
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it kind of got the old actor juices a-flowin'.
"it kind of got the old actor juices a-flowin'."
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I had different juices flowing.
"I had different juices flowing."
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- Semen. - Me too.
"- Semen. - Me too."
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(IN BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Do you remember Sydney,
"(IN BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Do you remember Sydney,"
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