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Clips from Workaholics - Heist School (S02E02)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 2, Episode 1 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 614 clips
Comedy
- Whoo! That is a mom butt right there-
"- Whoo! That is a mom butt right there-"
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Long and low. - Whoa.
"Long and low. - Whoa."
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Daddy likes mom butts.
"Daddy likes mom butts."
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- Have you guys ever looked at your checks before?
"- Have you guys ever looked at your checks before?"
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- Direct deposit, dude. - No. No, I haven't.
"- Direct deposit, dude. - No. No, I haven't."
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- It's bizarro, man.
"- It's bizarro, man."
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It says I only get, like, half of my money here.
"It says I only get, like, half of my money here."
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- Seriously?
"- Seriously?"
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Who's FICA? Why am I paying him $55?
"Who's FICA? Why am I paying him $55?"
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- Meeda-Meed-a-care?
"- Meeda-Meed-a-care?"
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I don't even know what that is.
"I don't even know what that is."
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That's not even a real thing.
"That's not even a real thing."
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- All right, guys. They're taxes.
"- All right, guys. They're taxes."
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- Ders, what are taxes? - Yeah.
"- Ders, what are taxes? - Yeah."
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- Uh, society- It's a big pie, right?
"- Uh, society- It's a big pie, right?"
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We got to help cook it? - Yeah.
"We got to help cook it? - Yeah."
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- Okay, you guys know brackets- basketball, you know?
"- Okay, you guys know brackets- basketball, you know?"
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- Yeah, no, I know those.
"- Yeah, no, I know those."
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- So it's progressive bracketology.
"- So it's progressive bracketology."
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- You're losing me, bud. - Yeah.
"- You're losing me, bud. - Yeah."
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- Taxes, they pay for roads,
"- Taxes, they pay for roads,"
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like, fire trucks, schools, this park.
"like, fire trucks, schools, this park."
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- Really?
"- Really?"
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So my tax money paid for this whole park right here?
"So my tax money paid for this whole park right here?"
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- Yes. Yeah. - That's awesome.
"- Yes. Yeah. - That's awesome."
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- So you're saying that we paid for everything at this park?
"- So you're saying that we paid for everything at this park?"
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- Yeah. - We paid for the sand?
"- Yeah. - We paid for the sand?"
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- Mm-hmm.
"- Mm-hmm."
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- Well, fine, then I'm taking some.
"- Well, fine, then I'm taking some."
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- So we paid for that slide and that swing set
"- So we paid for that slide and that swing set"
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and that bench over there, right?
"and that bench over there, right?"
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I'm an owner? - Yeah, you're owning.
"I'm an owner? - Yeah, you're owning."
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- That's-I like that. Taxes are cool.
"- That's-I like that. Taxes are cool."
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- We definitely own that, then...
"- We definitely own that, then..."
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Right?
"Right?"
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- Oh, yeah, we do.
"- Oh, yeah, we do."
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Taxes rule!
"Taxes rule!"
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I forgot my paycheck. Turn around.
"I forgot my paycheck. Turn around."
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[hip-hop music]
"[hip-hop music]"
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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- [sighs] Well, I think we can officially say
"- [sighs] Well, I think we can officially say"
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this house is now a home.
"this house is now a home."
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- Can you guys imagine going to a bar and telling a babe,
"- Can you guys imagine going to a bar and telling a babe,"
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"Uh, yeah, you know, I got a dragon at my house"?
""Uh, yeah, you know, I got a dragon at my house"?"
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- "You should come over, play with my dragon."
"- "You should come over, play with my dragon.""
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And my-and that's also another term for my dick.
"And my-and that's also another term for my dick."
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- Oh, you know what we need to do?
"- Oh, you know what we need to do?"
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Name him. - Yeah.
"Name him. - Yeah."
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- Yes, but it's got to be something hard.
"- Yes, but it's got to be something hard."
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It is badass. - Yeah, very badass.
"It is badass. - Yeah, very badass."
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- Hello, "Cee Lo Green."
"- Hello, "Cee Lo Green.""
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- Ooh, I like that.
"- Ooh, I like that."
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What about "Ivan Drago-n,"
"What about "Ivan Drago-n,""
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like the guy who had the sinister flattop?
"like the guy who had the sinister flattop?"
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- "Reptar," right? From Rugrats.
"- "Reptar," right? From Rugrats."
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That's badass, dude. - Yeah.
"That's badass, dude. - Yeah."
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- That was such a Tommy move by me by naming him that.
"- That was such a Tommy move by me by naming him that."
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It's so Tommy. - Reptar's good.
"It's so Tommy. - Reptar's good."
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- Should I get a flattop?
"- Should I get a flattop?"
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- I really feel like you guys aren't hearing me.
"- I really feel like you guys aren't hearing me."
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I came up with the perfect name.
"I came up with the perfect name."
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It's "Cee Lo Green." He has those-
"It's "Cee Lo Green." He has those-"
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those short, T-rex arms, and, I mean, he's a thug.
"those short, T-rex arms, and, I mean, he's a thug."
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He was in Goodie Mob.
"He was in Goodie Mob."
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- So that's a no on the flattop?
"- So that's a no on the flattop?"
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- Hey, fuck the Dragons!
"- Hey, fuck the Dragons!"
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- What? - Hey, hey, hey!
"- What? - Hey, hey, hey!"
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Watch your mouth! This is a family neighborhood!
"Watch your mouth! This is a family neighborhood!"
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- Yeah! Fuck you, dickhead!
"- Yeah! Fuck you, dickhead!"
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- Yeah, you got a problem with Reptar,
"- Yeah, you got a problem with Reptar,"
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you got a problem with me!
"you got a problem with me!"
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- Did you see that poseur with the skateboard?
"- Did you see that poseur with the skateboard?"
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[laughter and scoffing]
"[laughter and scoffing]"
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Hey, skateboarder dude, why don't you, uh,
"Hey, skateboarder dude, why don't you, uh,"
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find a real identity? 'Cause you're lying to yourself.
"find a real identity? 'Cause you're lying to yourself."
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- I'm a taxpayer! What are you?
"- I'm a taxpayer! What are you?"
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A sax player in the band, you idiot?
"A sax player in the band, you idiot?"
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- Oh, get 'em.
"- Oh, get 'em."
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- Yeah, probably. That's a cool instrument.
"- Yeah, probably. That's a cool instrument."
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- Nerd! - Nerd!
"- Nerd! - Nerd!"
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- Let's, uh-let's finish drinking some beers,
"- Let's, uh-let's finish drinking some beers,"
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because the sweetest revenge is living well.
"because the sweetest revenge is living well."
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Darius Rucker said it, so you know it's real.
"Darius Rucker said it, so you know it's real."
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- I miss Darius Rucker. - You're right.
"- I miss Darius Rucker. - You're right."
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Let's cool our guns. - Love that song.
"Let's cool our guns. - Love that song."
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He was in Bush, right? - I think not.
"He was in Bush, right? - I think not."
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- What do you say we finish these beers
"- What do you say we finish these beers"
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and, uh, celebrate at the bar?
"and, uh, celebrate at the bar?"
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- I like it. - I like that idea.
"- I like it. - I like that idea."
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Dibs on your hair gel, dude.
"Dibs on your hair gel, dude."
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- Our dragon is gonna seal the deal,
"- Our dragon is gonna seal the deal,"
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Cee Lo Green style.
"Cee Lo Green style."
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- Yeah, definitely. But his name's Reptar.
"- Yeah, definitely. But his name's Reptar."
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- But it's actually Cee Lo Green.
"- But it's actually Cee Lo Green."
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- Don't make me swing on you, bro.
"- Don't make me swing on you, bro."
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- Yeah. - Oh, you're gonna swing on me?
"- Yeah. - Oh, you're gonna swing on me?"
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- All right, all right. - I'll swing on-
"- All right, all right. - I'll swing on-"
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- Okay, everyone's a tough guy!
"- Okay, everyone's a tough guy!"
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Everybody's a tough guy! - Swing on you, bro.
"Everybody's a tough guy! - Swing on you, bro."
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- How about I swing right over the top?
"- How about I swing right over the top?"
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- Kiya! Kiya!
"- Kiya! Kiya!"
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- Watch it, bro.
"- Watch it, bro."
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I got the meanest uppercut in freaking Cucamonga.
"I got the meanest uppercut in freaking Cucamonga."
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- [retching] - Let it all out, little guy.
"- [retching] - Let it all out, little guy."
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Oh, nice! Good distance.
"Oh, nice! Good distance."
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Good work, bud. Proud of you.
"Good work, bud. Proud of you."
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Ders! Ders, wake up! Wake up!
"Ders! Ders, wake up! Wake up!"
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- What's up? We going to the bar?
"- What's up? We going to the bar?"
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- They're robbing us! - Oh, my God. What?
"- They're robbing us! - Oh, my God. What?"
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- No! Cee Lo! - That's our Reptar!
"- No! Cee Lo! - That's our Reptar!"
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- I got to get a photo. I'm gonna get the plates.
"- I got to get a photo. I'm gonna get the plates."
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- Coming for you! - What are you doing?
"- Coming for you! - What are you doing?"
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- Ders! - Wait. What are you doing?
"- Ders! - Wait. What are you doing?"
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- Ders, grab! - What are you doing?
"- Ders, grab! - What are you doing?"
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- Help! Grab me! Don't let go!
"- Help! Grab me! Don't let go!"
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- What are you doing? - Don't let go!
"- What are you doing? - Don't let go!"
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- I got you. I got you. I got you.
"- I got you. I got you. I got you."
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