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Clips from Workaholics - The Most Dangerless Game (S07E07)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 7, Episode 6 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 542 clips

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Dude, that environmental film we watched
I feel bad for people who haven't seen it.
Oh, I feel so sorry for the fools
that aren't even intelligent enough
to follow along with an environmental film.
I mean... and I don't want to get into it,
but you know what it is?
- Yes, I know. - Dudes.
and then he only charged me $2 for the mustard.
Come on, Adam. Get your head in the game.
We are stocking up
for an imminent earthquake tsunami here.
Mm, except for earthquake tsunamis aren't real.
What is real is a "girthquake punani."
dumb environmental films.
It goes like this.. Comes in, rolls in.
- Uh... - And what, that's your penis?
[blubbering]
That is a private moment for your wife.
- Stop it. - Aftershock.
Educational system at work.
Yeah, what education system, right?
- Exactly. - My goodness.
Hey, Adam, maybe... whoa.
I'd be so good at sucking... what's up?
try to follow along.
That is, if you even have the attention span.
[both laughing]
Watch this. Focus of a laser.
Oh, nothing will break this focus.
Absolutely nothing.
Who wants to play hide-and-seek?
Okay, I'll hide first. Losers!
[clattering]
All right.
I saved the corn dog.
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
What do you need a new vest for?
What, they're on sale.
They mark it up just to mark it down.
You're still getting robbed.
I'm trying it on anyway.
Shh! I'm hiding!
Of course you are, buddy!
My friends are coming!
Oh, okay, take it easy.
[nervous laughter]
Hey. Ow. They spotted me.
Right, yeah, we were definitely
No, I'm not gonna go yet, okay?
They... they freakin' blew my cover.
So I'm gonna hide again!
Start counting.
- Adam, we wanna... ah! - Let's go, dude.
- Sorry. - Bless his heart.
- You guys look after him? - Uh, I guess.
I mean, he is a little cuckoo, but, you know.
His brain is, like, scramby eggs up there.
Not like we gotta wipe his butt or anything.
Right, and every St. Patrick's Day.
A lot of green... well, anyway.
- Uh-huh. - We do that in our spare time.
Oh, really?
to experience an all-expenses-paid
wilderness adventure at our lodge in Big Bear.
Yeah, and you better bring your appetites,
'cause we eat breakfast for every meal!
Yeah, we're in!
We'd love to do that. That's really cool.
to be exposed to nature.
- And that's... - Help, help, help, help!
Help me! Ahh!
- Hey, Adam. - Hey.
How was the car ride? Did you see any animals?
It was awesome. I thought I saw a raccoon.
- Oh. - But it was just a plastic bag.
- so we lost directions. - Oh, yeah, sorry.
No cell service. But you get used to it.
It helps you unplug and unwind, yeah.
Let me have your car keys,
That's okay. Just let me know. I'll move it.
It's a little tricky.
It's easier if I have your keys.
Might have to take multiple trips.
Hate to run out of pancake mix.
[ominous music]
[laughter] Don't wanna see that!
- Give the man your keys. - Okay, all right.
- There you go. Sorry. - Yeah, come on in.
- We're making breakfast. - Cool.
Hey, guys, just remember,
- Ooh! - Behave.
- Gimme some 'bow skin! - Rubbing elbows!
Gimme the 'bow! Gimme the 'bow!