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Clips from Workaholics - Hungry Like the Wolf Dog (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 18 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 575 clips
Comedy

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Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
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The Future Is Gnar 3 20
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Snackers 4 3
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Menergy Crisis 5 4
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Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
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Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
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Going Viral 6 6
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The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
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- Lair. - Ooh.
"- Lair. - Ooh."
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Wow.
"Wow."
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Ho, ho! Whoo!
"Ho, ho! Whoo!"
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- Big man. - D&D, baby!
"- Big man. - D&D, baby!"
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- Unleashing the dragon. Whoo. - I'm gonna go get, uh...
"- Unleashing the dragon. Whoo. - I'm gonna go get, uh..."
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- I'm gonna go get more. - Whoo.
"- I'm gonna go get more. - Whoo."
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Man, I had no idea Dungeons & Dragons was this intense.
"Man, I had no idea Dungeons & Dragons was this intense."
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No, no, no, man, this isn't that,
"No, no, no, man, this isn't that,"
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this is... this is Drinking & Drag-ons.
"this is... this is Drinking & Drag-ons."
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- Right. - Drag, get it?
"- Right. - Drag, get it?"
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- Sorry. - Yeah.
"- Sorry. - Yeah."
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What you do is you... you roll the 1d20,
"What you do is you... you roll the 1d20,"
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you take a hit of the weed, and then you drink
"you take a hit of the weed, and then you drink"
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for however many seconds you rolled on the die.
"for however many seconds you rolled on the die."
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Yeah, no, I know, we've been playing for, like, three hours.
"Yeah, no, I know, we've been playing for, like, three hours."
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- Here we go. - Guys, I thought...
"- Here we go. - Guys, I thought..."
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Oh! I like that!
"Oh! I like that!"
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You think you can handle this one,
"You think you can handle this one,"
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- Dungeon Mas-Ders? - Placing the thumb on the hole...
"- Dungeon Mas-Ders? - Placing the thumb on the hole..."
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You got this?
"You got this?"
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Ooh, as the wizard casts a fireball onto the weed.
"Ooh, as the wizard casts a fireball onto the weed."
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And then...
"And then..."
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and sips from his frosty brewth.
"and sips from his frosty brewth."
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One, two, three!
"One, two, three!"
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Ooh...
"Ooh..."
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Where's the s-smoke, dude? You even hit it?
"Where's the s-smoke, dude? You even hit it?"
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- I did, yeah. - Hit it hard.
"- I did, yeah. - Hit it hard."
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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- Great job. Great. All right. - Thank you.
"- Great job. Great. All right. - Thank you."
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My turn. Here we go.
"My turn. Here we go."
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- Big roll, critical hit, baby! - Go, go, go, go, go, go...
"- Big roll, critical hit, baby! - Go, go, go, go, go, go..."
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Rollin'!
"Rollin'!"
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Ah, it skips me.
"Ah, it skips me."
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Adam!
"Adam!"
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- Adam! - Adam!
"- Adam! - Adam!"
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Adam!
"Adam!"
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What's he doing?
"What's he doing?"
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Yo.
"Yo."
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Look at this breakfast burrito.
"Look at this breakfast burrito."
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Grandma flora claims it's her heightened sense of smell
"Grandma flora claims it's her heightened sense of smell"
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that helped her create what many call
"that helped her create what many call"
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the best breakfast burrito in America.
"the best breakfast burrito in America."
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We gots to get it.
"We gots to get it."
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Oh, I'd love to squirt some crystals hot sauce into that sucker.
"Oh, I'd love to squirt some crystals hot sauce into that sucker."
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I want that in my mouth.
"I want that in my mouth."
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Dude, it's only, like, 100 miles away.
"Dude, it's only, like, 100 miles away."
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Ders, drive us.
"Ders, drive us."
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I can't, man, I've been drinking for 10 hours.
"I can't, man, I've been drinking for 10 hours."
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Yeah?
"Yeah?"
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Uh, we could just find somebody to drive us, though.
"Uh, we could just find somebody to drive us, though."
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- Right? 100 miles? - Yeah.
"- Right? 100 miles? - Yeah."
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Who would drive us 100 miles to get a breakfast burrito on a Friday night?
"Who would drive us 100 miles to get a breakfast burrito on a Friday night?"
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I came as soon as my shift ended. Where's... where's the fire?
"I came as soon as my shift ended. Where's... where's the fire?"
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Not here, it's at a blind old lady's restaurant,
"Not here, it's at a blind old lady's restaurant,"
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and if we don't get there soon, she's gonna burn alive.
"and if we don't get there soon, she's gonna burn alive."
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Okay. Buckle up, boys.
"Okay. Buckle up, boys."
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♪ Pop, pop, pop, go-go paparazzi ♪
"♪ Pop, pop, pop, go-go paparazzi ♪"
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Jillian, the tree!
"Jillian, the tree!"
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The curb!
"The curb!"
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The car!!
"The car!!"
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- Yeah. - Okay, they are closed.
"- Yeah. - Okay, they are closed."
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- Want me check the hours on this? - What?
"- Want me check the hours on this? - What?"
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Oh, that seems like a thing that you're supposed to do.
"Oh, that seems like a thing that you're supposed to do."
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- Aw, fudge. - I tried to yelp it, but I got no bars.
"- Aw, fudge. - I tried to yelp it, but I got no bars."
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'Cept for when I rap, obviously.
"'Cept for when I rap, obviously."
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- Obviously. - Check it out.
"- Obviously. - Check it out."
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Grandma comes home at 6:00 a.m.
"Grandma comes home at 6:00 a.m."
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Oh, that's only four hours.
"Oh, that's only four hours."
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I say we drive home, hang for 20, chill, and then drive back?
"I say we drive home, hang for 20, chill, and then drive back?"
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I mean, it's not too long to wait here, right?
"I mean, it's not too long to wait here, right?"
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We could always eat some of Adam's Jack Link's.
"We could always eat some of Adam's Jack Link's."
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- Come on. Jerk me off, bro. - Oh, yeah.
"- Come on. Jerk me off, bro. - Oh, yeah."
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- Let's do it. - Mm, no.
"- Let's do it. - Mm, no."
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My Jack Link's? I don't think so.
"My Jack Link's? I don't think so."
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I have it rationed off to nine small-to-medium-sized meals per day.
"I have it rationed off to nine small-to-medium-sized meals per day."
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I'm trying to bulk up for the amateur strongman competition.
"I'm trying to bulk up for the amateur strongman competition."
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- That's right. I knew that. - True.
"- That's right. I knew that. - True."
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I already have a ton of the pure strength, just not a lot of the muscles.
"I already have a ton of the pure strength, just not a lot of the muscles."
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And also a lot of the pure strength.
"And also a lot of the pure strength."
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Those guys are very strong.
"Those guys are very strong."
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You're really still chasing that dream, you fat chunk?
"You're really still chasing that dream, you fat chunk?"
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Ders.
"Ders."
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Is that a challenge, Ders?
"Is that a challenge, Ders?"
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No, that... don't take that as... I want nothing to...
"No, that... don't take that as... I want nothing to..."
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Challenge accepted.
"Challenge accepted."
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I'll show you how strong I am.
"I'll show you how strong I am."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Yah! Pure power.
"Yah! Pure power."
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Sure.
"Sure."
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- Oh... - Okay, all right.
"- Oh... - Okay, all right."
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Whoo!
"Whoo!"
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Adam, come on, you're hurting the beer, buddy.
"Adam, come on, you're hurting the beer, buddy."
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You've never done this before, have you?
"You've never done this before, have you?"
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What does that mean?
"What does that mean?"
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It means give me the keg, sit down, suck your thumb,
"It means give me the keg, sit down, suck your thumb,"
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and watch mama toss.
"and watch mama toss."
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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She's calling you out!
"She's calling you out!"
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- Who's calling you out? - Oh, check two.
"- Who's calling you out? - Oh, check two."
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I used to dominate the caber toss
"I used to dominate the caber toss"
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at the annual Celtic Fest.
"at the annual Celtic Fest."
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Actually got a tattoo that says,
"Actually got a tattoo that says,"
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- "life is a caber-net." - No doubt.
"- "life is a caber-net." - No doubt."
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Well, Jillian, I don't mean to be a male chauffeur,
"Well, Jillian, I don't mean to be a male chauffeur,"
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but there is no way that you could throw farther than I.
"but there is no way that you could throw farther than I."
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Because you are a girl, and girls are mentally and physically unsuperior.
"Because you are a girl, and girls are mentally and physically unsuperior."
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- Yeah, I don't care, Adam. - Good luck.
"- Yeah, I don't care, Adam. - Good luck."
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- You okay? - Good form.
"- You okay? - Good form."
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Might've tweaked something, actually.
"Might've tweaked something, actually."
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- Whoa. - Oh.
"- Whoa. - Oh."
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- Oh! - Whoa, truck!
"- Oh! - Whoa, truck!"
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- Yes! - Oh.
"- Yes! - Oh."
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That's how you caber toss!
"That's how you caber toss!"
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- Uh-oh. Oh! - Oh, God.
"- Uh-oh. Oh! - Oh, God."
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- Oh, hell, no. - No, no, no.
"- Oh, hell, no. - No, no, no."
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- It's all right. - No, Der...
"- It's all right. - No, Der..."
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It probably just wants to play.
"It probably just wants to play."
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Oh, my God, what do we do?
"Oh, my God, what do we do?"
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Ders, Ders, Ders!
"Ders, Ders, Ders!"
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Oh, no, I'm not going!
"Oh, no, I'm not going!"
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