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Clips from Workaholics - Fry Guys (S04E04)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 4, Episode 2 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 467 clips
Comedy

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The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
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Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
I'm not saying I'm pro-bullying, but...
"I'm not saying I'm pro-bullying, but..."
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At what point does the anti-bullying campaign
"At what point does the anti-bullying campaign"
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- just start bullying the cool kids? Right. - Exactly. That's what I'm sayin'.
"- just start bullying the cool kids? Right. - Exactly. That's what I'm sayin'."
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We could be losing like a whole generation of cool kids.
"We could be losing like a whole generation of cool kids."
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No! No, damn it!
"No! No, damn it!"
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Please!
"Please!"
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No! No! Breathe water, damn it!
"No! No! Breathe water, damn it!"
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Whoa.
"Whoa."
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- Ew. - What are you doing?
"- Ew. - What are you doing?"
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P.F. Chang's, it's closing,
"P.F. Chang's, it's closing,"
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so I tried to rescue my Koi fish friends from their pond,
"so I tried to rescue my Koi fish friends from their pond,"
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but something's gone really wrong.
"but something's gone really wrong."
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I gotta give 'em mouth-to-gill.
"I gotta give 'em mouth-to-gill."
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That's sad. Did P.F. die?
"That's sad. Did P.F. die?"
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Oh, man. He was like an old dude.
"Oh, man. He was like an old dude."
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I hope one of the other Changs takes it over.
"I hope one of the other Changs takes it over."
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- Maybe Michael? - Oh, cool, yeah.
"- Maybe Michael? - Oh, cool, yeah."
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Like with the whole tennis theme?
"Like with the whole tennis theme?"
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- Ew. - Oh.
"- Ew. - Oh."
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- Oh. - No.
"- Oh. - No."
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- No, no. - You just killed it.
"- No, no. - You just killed it."
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- No. - Yo, God!
"- No. - Yo, God!"
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Why are you killing my friends?
"Why are you killing my friends?"
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What did I do?
"What did I do?"
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Wait.
"Wait."
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This isn't one of them chlorine pools, is it?
"This isn't one of them chlorine pools, is it?"
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Here, just chuck it.
"Here, just chuck it."
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Good-bye, Koi Orbison.
"Good-bye, Koi Orbison."
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So long, Gilly Nelson.
"So long, Gilly Nelson."
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You were always on my mind.
"You were always on my mind."
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See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya, Fish Diesel.
"See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya, Fish Diesel."
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Coulda said "Fin Diesel," right?
"Coulda said "Fin Diesel," right?"
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- Damn it. - Oh.
"- Damn it. - Oh."
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- Oh, ho, ho, it popped. - Adam, no, no. No, no, no, no.
"- Oh, ho, ho, it popped. - Adam, no, no. No, no, no, no."
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Don't disrespect these majestic beasts, all right?
"Don't disrespect these majestic beasts, all right?"
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- Sorry. - These Koi fish were my friends.
"- Sorry. - These Koi fish were my friends."
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I told them my hopes, my dreams.
"I told them my hopes, my dreams."
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They knew my secrets. Damn, man.
"They knew my secrets. Damn, man."
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I feel like this is exactly how a dude in a street gang would feel.
"I feel like this is exactly how a dude in a street gang would feel."
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- These are all my dead homeys. - I bet it feels a little different
"- These are all my dead homeys. - I bet it feels a little different"
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- to like have human beings die and stuff. - Yeah. They're just fish.
"- to like have human beings die and stuff. - Yeah. They're just fish."
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No, man. I'm like chief keef, dude.
"No, man. I'm like chief keef, dude."
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Basically. This is shit I don't like.
"Basically. This is shit I don't like."
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Hey, Blake.
"Hey, Blake."
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I think I know how we can honor 'em.
"I think I know how we can honor 'em."
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Okay.
"Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Okay."
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Wait, are you guys gonna fuck these fish?
"Wait, are you guys gonna fuck these fish?"
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- No, we're not gonna... - Okay. Then, what was that face all about?
"- No, we're not gonna... - Okay. Then, what was that face all about?"
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It's a fish fry, y'all!
"It's a fish fry, y'all!"
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Whoo, whoo! You will not be needing this.
"Whoo, whoo! You will not be needing this."
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- My gyro. - You are too kind, bill.
"- My gyro. - You are too kind, bill."
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But he is right, we are heroes because today,
"But he is right, we are heroes because today,"
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we will be frying everybody's lunch.
"we will be frying everybody's lunch."
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Get that fruit out of your face.
"Get that fruit out of your face."
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These aren't eatin' fish.
"These aren't eatin' fish."
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This is decorative pond scum livin' off pennies and tic-tacs.
"This is decorative pond scum livin' off pennies and tic-tacs."
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Okay, it's not decorative pond scum,
"Okay, it's not decorative pond scum,"
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and they eat loogies and big league chew.
"and they eat loogies and big league chew."
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Look at this nasty-ass bitch.
"Look at this nasty-ass bitch."
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You put Rob Koidry down,
"You put Rob Koidry down,"
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or I'll send you back to time in a-a hot tub.
"or I'll send you back to time in a-a hot tub."
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- Yeah, like the movie. - The movie's funny, dude.
"- Yeah, like the movie. - The movie's funny, dude."
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Why are you doing this? You owe me an explanation.
"Why are you doing this? You owe me an explanation."
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I just don't think we're compatible, age-wise or whatever.
"I just don't think we're compatible, age-wise or whatever."
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Age-wise?
"Age-wise?"
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Okay, you can get the hell out of here, you fucking jug jockey.
"Okay, you can get the hell out of here, you fucking jug jockey."
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Go.
"Go."
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Okay, who put this crap in here?
"Okay, who put this crap in here?"
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Oh, it's not crap, it's actually stuff for our fish fry.
"Oh, it's not crap, it's actually stuff for our fish fry."
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We're gonna honor my Koi boys
"We're gonna honor my Koi boys"
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so, you know, they can be with me at all times.
"so, you know, they can be with me at all times."
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- It's a very tough time for me, and... - He's goin' through some stuff.
"- It's a very tough time for me, and... - He's goin' through some stuff."
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Yeah, just waterworks earlier, and...
"Yeah, just waterworks earlier, and..."
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Okay, this kind of time-wasting bullshit
"Okay, this kind of time-wasting bullshit"
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Is exactly why you're gonna be working late the rest of the week.
"Is exactly why you're gonna be working late the rest of the week."
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No fish fry.
"No fish fry."
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Wha...
"Wha..."
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It's such a shame.
"It's such a shame."
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I think Alice really liked that guy.
"I think Alice really liked that guy."
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That brain-dead water jockey?
"That brain-dead water jockey?"
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He's basically like a roided-out version of me,
"He's basically like a roided-out version of me,"
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and I'm not roided out, Jillian. I'm roided in.
"and I'm not roided out, Jillian. I'm roided in."
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Oh, well, I don't think it was his brain
"Oh, well, I don't think it was his brain"
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she was attracted to, if you get my drift.
"she was attracted to, if you get my drift."
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- I don't. - Dick.
"- I don't. - Dick."
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Big ol' dick.
"Big ol' dick."
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Ooh.
"Ooh."
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I'll be honest: I'm not surprised.
"I'll be honest: I'm not surprised."
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I always had Alice pegged as a size queen.
"I always had Alice pegged as a size queen."
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That's probably why she's always
"That's probably why she's always"
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throwin' faces at me like...
"throwin' faces at me like..."
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Mm-mm, what?
"Mm-mm, what?"
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The size queens, they can smell my hog a mile away, baby.
"The size queens, they can smell my hog a mile away, baby."
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You don't want people to be able to smell your penis.
"You don't want people to be able to smell your penis."
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Yeah, especially if they're Miles away.
"Yeah, especially if they're Miles away."
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No, it doesn't stink. That's just like... it's a euphemism.
"No, it doesn't stink. That's just like... it's a euphemism."
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Regardless of what you think, she's not gonna let us have this fish fry
"Regardless of what you think, she's not gonna let us have this fish fry"
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'cause she's all twisted up down there, you know?
"'cause she's all twisted up down there, you know?"
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Well, you know why Alice is so peeved, right?
"Well, you know why Alice is so peeved, right?"
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'Cause the water boy took away her deep ****.
"'Cause the water boy took away her deep ****."
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So all I've gotta do is give her my **** deep,
"So all I've gotta do is give her my **** deep,"
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and she'll stop being such a k-word.
"and she'll stop being such a k-word."
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I think you mean c-word.
"I think you mean c-word."
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- Alice has cancer? - ****.
"- Alice has cancer? - ****."
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Alice has **** cancer?
"Alice has **** cancer?"
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You know what? I'll still do it.
"You know what? I'll still do it."
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- I don't care if I catch it. - Okay.
"- I don't care if I catch it. - Okay."
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Healing power of love, baby.
"Healing power of love, baby."
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He is right, though. That could work.
"He is right, though. That could work."
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Yeah, what if we hire a gigolo to womp her ass gangnam style, right?
"Yeah, what if we hire a gigolo to womp her ass gangnam style, right?"
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Then, we'll be fryin' fish in no time.
"Then, we'll be fryin' fish in no time."
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Oh, dude, nice. We know chicks.
"Oh, dude, nice. We know chicks."
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Yeah, well, we do know chicks.
"Yeah, well, we do know chicks."
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But I don't think we need to hire anyone...
"But I don't think we need to hire anyone..."
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- No, we do. - Because I am packin' meat.
"- No, we do. - Because I am packin' meat."
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Serious meat down here. It's like a whole deli platter.
"Serious meat down here. It's like a whole deli platter."
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It's like rare cool meat.
"It's like rare cool meat."
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It's like that one really long meat with like olives in it.
"It's like that one really long meat with like olives in it."
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- Hey, what is that called? - Dude.
"- Hey, what is that called? - Dude."
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You don't wanna do that, man.
"You don't wanna do that, man."
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