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Clips from Workaholics - Gone Catfishing (S06E06)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 6, Episode 5 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 594 clips
Comedy
- Does this look like a rifle?
"- Does this look like a rifle?"
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- Uh...yeah. Kind of. - Thanks.
"- Uh...yeah. Kind of. - Thanks."
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- God, it seems like the season
"- God, it seems like the season"
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comes faster every year, you know?
"comes faster every year, you know?"
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- Honestly, every person I run into keeps blabbing
"- Honestly, every person I run into keeps blabbing"
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about how awesome our 4/20 party was last year,
"about how awesome our 4/20 party was last year,"
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and I'm like, "Bitch, you don't even know.
"and I'm like, "Bitch, you don't even know."
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This year, we've got a 42-blunt salute!"
"This year, we've got a 42-blunt salute!""
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- Dude, I don't even know what that is,
"- Dude, I don't even know what that is,"
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and I got goose pimples up and down my arms.
"and I got goose pimples up and down my arms."
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- Yeah. - Remember how last year,
"- Yeah. - Remember how last year,"
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I lip-synched Cypress Hill for, like, five hours?
"I lip-synched Cypress Hill for, like, five hours?"
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- Yes.
"- Yes."
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- So this year, I think I'm just gonna freestyle it.
"- So this year, I think I'm just gonna freestyle it."
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Just, like, go, you know what I mean?
"Just, like, go, you know what I mean?"
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You know how I do.
"You know how I do."
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And I'm gonna call myself "Cypress Chill."
"And I'm gonna call myself "Cypress Chill.""
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- Get out.
"- Get out."
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That's what I was gonna call myself,
"That's what I was gonna call myself,"
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except for not "Cypress Chill."
"except for not "Cypress Chill.""
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I was gonna call myself the "Chill Sergeant."
"I was gonna call myself the "Chill Sergeant.""
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- Happy holidays.
"- Happy holidays."
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both: Happy holidays.
"both: Happy holidays."
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- I want you guys to go ahead,
"- I want you guys to go ahead,"
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and it's a free-for-all with that box there.
"and it's a free-for-all with that box there."
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I don't want any of it. It's all up for grabs.
"I don't want any of it. It's all up for grabs."
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- Blake, these are your pornogs. - Yeah.
"- Blake, these are your pornogs. - Yeah."
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- What are you doing? These are classics.
"- What are you doing? These are classics."
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All the pages are stuck together.
"All the pages are stuck together."
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- Yeah. I know.
"- Yeah. I know."
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- You're freaking me the freak out right now, okay?
"- You're freaking me the freak out right now, okay?"
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Go back in your room and crank it down.
"Go back in your room and crank it down."
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- Sorry, can't help you with that one, bud,
"- Sorry, can't help you with that one, bud,"
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because...I'm a boyfriend now.
"because...I'm a boyfriend now."
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- Who are you boyfriending?
"- Who are you boyfriending?"
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- Well, my love's name is Erin Mantini.
"- Well, my love's name is Erin Mantini."
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- Okay, great, but just because you've got a girl
"- Okay, great, but just because you've got a girl"
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doesn't mean you got to get rid of your whack stash.
"doesn't mean you got to get rid of your whack stash."
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- Fellas, now that I'm a boyfriend,
"- Fellas, now that I'm a boyfriend,"
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I'm just sort of above that kind of behavior, you know?
"I'm just sort of above that kind of behavior, you know?"
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I mean, I'm in love.
"I mean, I'm in love."
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I don't want to seem like a creep.
"I don't want to seem like a creep."
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[laughs]
"[laughs]"
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[sighs] I'm in love.
"[sighs] I'm in love."
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Yes?
"Yes?"
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jockbox"]
"[The Skinny Boys' "Jockbox"]"
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- * I'm fresh
"- * I'm fresh"
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* You gotta, we gotta, you gotta *
"* You gotta, we gotta, you gotta *"
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* Gotta be fresh
"* Gotta be fresh"
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- Dro, dro, dro.
"- Dro, dro, dro."
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Happy holidays.
"Happy holidays."
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both: Happy holidays.
"both: Happy holidays."
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- Whoa, I love what you've done with the place.
"- Whoa, I love what you've done with the place."
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It's so 4/20-friendly. - Absolutely.
"It's so 4/20-friendly. - Absolutely."
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- Okay. - Ashtray.
"- Okay. - Ashtray."
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- Might've broke the-- - Dig right on in, baby.
"- Might've broke the-- - Dig right on in, baby."
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all: Ooh.
"all: Ooh."
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- We got bowls. We got blunts.
"- We got bowls. We got blunts."
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We got weed bricks that'll make you feel like an angel
"We got weed bricks that'll make you feel like an angel"
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and hash that'll make you feel like you're on mushrooms.
"and hash that'll make you feel like you're on mushrooms."
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- Ow! - Happy four twizzle.
"- Ow! - Happy four twizzle."
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- Why don't you guys get nuts,
"- Why don't you guys get nuts,"
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and I'm gonna get you your moola, huh?
"and I'm gonna get you your moola, huh?"
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- All right, man. Ho, ho, ho!
"- All right, man. Ho, ho, ho!"
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- I kind of like it. - Still not friends.
"- I kind of like it. - Still not friends."
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- Last year, you know I sold out by noon?
"- Last year, you know I sold out by noon?"
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I had to go harvest ditch weed off of exit 311.
"I had to go harvest ditch weed off of exit 311."
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- Yo, Chill Sergeant DeMamp!
"- Yo, Chill Sergeant DeMamp!"
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Did you move the moola?
"Did you move the moola?"
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- I did not move the moola.
"- I did not move the moola."
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In fact, last time I saw the moola,
"In fact, last time I saw the moola,"
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it was grazing free range by the couch.
"it was grazing free range by the couch."
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[laughter]
"[laughter]"
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- Oh, did I forget to tell you guys?
"- Oh, did I forget to tell you guys?"
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I got great news.
"I got great news."
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I sent all $800 to Erin, my love, in the mail.
"I sent all $800 to Erin, my love, in the mail."
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- You're joking, right?
"- You're joking, right?"
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You took our money
"You took our money"
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that we all pooled together for the entire year
"that we all pooled together for the entire year"
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and just gave it to your girlfriend?
"and just gave it to your girlfriend?"
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- Guys, she told me there was
"- Guys, she told me there was"
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a can't-miss business investment.
"a can't-miss business investment."
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Some dude in Algeria or something,
"Some dude in Algeria or something,"
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which, actually, you dudes owe me,
"which, actually, you dudes owe me,"
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like, $40 worth of moola
"like, $40 worth of moola"
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because it took a lot of money to ship all that loose change.
"because it took a lot of money to ship all that loose change."
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- Okay, this sounds like a great investment,
"- Okay, this sounds like a great investment,"
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and I wish you all the best.
"and I wish you all the best."
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I hope you get your money back. - I will.
"I hope you get your money back. - I will."
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- But it's 4/20, and there's no [bleep] layaway plans, okay?
"- But it's 4/20, and there's no [bleep] layaway plans, okay?"
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So until shit changes, page me.
"So until shit changes, page me."
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- Whoa.
"- Whoa."
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- Can we at least get 42 blunts until we figure this out?
"- Can we at least get 42 blunts until we figure this out?"
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- Happy holidays.
"- Happy holidays."
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- Happy holidays. - Happy holidays.
"- Happy holidays. - Happy holidays."
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- Guys, relax.
"- Guys, relax."
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My love told me that she is going to mail me the money.
"My love told me that she is going to mail me the money."
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- Why are you guys mailing stuff to each other?
"- Why are you guys mailing stuff to each other?"
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- Bitch, have you ever met this woman?
"- Bitch, have you ever met this woman?"
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- Do you even know that bitch?
"- Do you even know that bitch?"
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- She's not a bitch, okay?
"- She's not a bitch, okay?"
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She's my love,
"She's my love,"
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and we have what you would call a "cyber romance."
"and we have what you would call a "cyber romance.""
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both: So you've never actually met her?
"both: So you've never actually met her?"
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- We met on the internet,
"- We met on the internet,"
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where a lot of kids are falling in love nowadays.
"where a lot of kids are falling in love nowadays."
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You guys are really outdating yourself here.
"You guys are really outdating yourself here."
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- Blake, you stupid dumb idiot moron bitch.
"- Blake, you stupid dumb idiot moron bitch."
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No offense, but you've been catfished, okay?
"No offense, but you've been catfished, okay?"
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That's what's happening. - Okay.
"That's what's happening. - Okay."
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- All your ex-girlfriends are fives.
"- All your ex-girlfriends are fives."
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This chick's a ten.
"This chick's a ten."
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So that didn't, like, have any
"So that didn't, like, have any"
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"This bitch probably ain't real" red flags pop up in your head?
""This bitch probably ain't real" red flags pop up in your head?"
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- Who's to say what's real?
"- Who's to say what's real?"
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And I don't know. Maybe I really got a winner.
"And I don't know. Maybe I really got a winner."
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Erin is real! What are you doing?
"Erin is real! What are you doing?"
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- That's it! - Okay.
"- That's it! - Okay."
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- You sit down and don't make me use 'em!
"- You sit down and don't make me use 'em!"
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Don't make me use my muscles!
"Don't make me use my muscles!"
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