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Clips from Workaholics - Blood Drive (S05E05)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 5, Episode 8 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 529 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
Title Season Episode
Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
In today's society
"In today's society"
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of socioeconomic disparity and global terrorism,
"of socioeconomic disparity and global terrorism,"
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being a ripped dude has never been more important.
"being a ripped dude has never been more important."
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That's why, with DeMamp Camps' muscle perplexation technique,
"That's why, with DeMamp Camps' muscle perplexation technique,"
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I guarantee I'll get you ripped.
"I guarantee I'll get you ripped."
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DeMamp Camp! Go!
"DeMamp Camp! Go!"
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Go!
"Go!"
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Go. Sorry.
"Go. Sorry."
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(DUMBBELL CLANKING)
"(DUMBBELL CLANKING)"
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If you need a modifier
"If you need a modifier"
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'cause your body's shaped like a bowl of porridge,
"'cause your body's shaped like a bowl of porridge,"
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check out Ders,
"check out Ders,"
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and if you're weak like your great-grandma,
"and if you're weak like your great-grandma,"
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peep Blake.
"peep Blake."
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DeMamp Camp! Come on.
"DeMamp Camp! Come on."
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- Dig in... - Whoa.
"- Dig in... - Whoa."
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What are you talking about? I have an awesome body.
"What are you talking about? I have an awesome body."
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In the right light,
"In the right light,"
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I have the little things that Usher has.
"I have the little things that Usher has."
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No, your body is awesome, Blake,
"No, your body is awesome, Blake,"
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but you don't work for it, okay?
"but you don't work for it, okay?"
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So, your muscles look good,
"So, your muscles look good,"
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but you actually can't use them
"but you actually can't use them"
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to tow a car with your teeth.
"to tow a car with your teeth."
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Well, my body is the normal shape of an aging mesomorph,
"Well, my body is the normal shape of an aging mesomorph,"
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so, you got to change these lines.
"so, you got to change these lines."
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You have tits,
"You have tits,"
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and I can't change these lines,
"and I can't change these lines,"
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and I'm not gonna cut anything out,
"and I'm not gonna cut anything out,"
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because DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two has no cuts.
"because DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two has no cuts."
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If you don't change the hurtful things
"If you don't change the hurtful things"
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that you just said about us,
"that you just said about us,"
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I'm off the project.
"I'm off the project."
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No one's gonna buy DVDs from a nobody
"No one's gonna buy DVDs from a nobody"
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that's out of shape and has a face
"that's out of shape and has a face"
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that looks like someone took a bunch
"that looks like someone took a bunch"
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of skin-colored Play-Doh and just went...
"of skin-colored Play-Doh and just went..."
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(IMITATES SQUISHING)
"(IMITATES SQUISHING)"
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- We're off the project. - We're off the project.
"- We're off the project. - We're off the project."
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You said that. Yeah, you already said that.
"You said that. Yeah, you already said that."
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It doesn't matter.
"It doesn't matter."
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I actually have an awesome face, so, that...
"I actually have an awesome face, so, that..."
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It doesn't even hurt my feelings.
"It doesn't even hurt my feelings."
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...deep and find yourself.
"...deep and find yourself."
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Don't worry.
"Don't worry."
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We'll make this work, you sweet prince.
"We'll make this work, you sweet prince."
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Bitch, are you talking to yourself?
"Bitch, are you talking to yourself?"
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Yeah, I am, okay?
"Yeah, I am, okay?"
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Could you give us the room?
"Could you give us the room?"
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(SINGING) I'm fresh
"(SINGING) I'm fresh"
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You gotta, you gotta you gotta, gotta
"You gotta, you gotta you gotta, gotta"
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Gotta be fresh
"Gotta be fresh"
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I don't care.
"I don't care."
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- Time to give Blake a donut. - Nah. No, thank you.
"- Time to give Blake a donut. - Nah. No, thank you."
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I do not eat that junk anymore.
"I do not eat that junk anymore."
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- What do you mean? - Check it out.
"- What do you mean? - Check it out."
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Look what I made. It's a weed protein bar.
"Look what I made. It's a weed protein bar."
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- I call it a dro-tein bar. - Dude, looks pretty gross.
"- I call it a dro-tein bar. - Dude, looks pretty gross."
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Yeah, it looks really gross.
"Yeah, it looks really gross."
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Is it because you're embarrassed
"Is it because you're embarrassed"
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about how weak you were when you saw yourself
"about how weak you were when you saw yourself"
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in the video?
"in the video?"
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- Hmm? - Yeah.
"- Hmm? - Yeah."
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What you said really hurt my feelings,
"What you said really hurt my feelings,"
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but I don't like to exercise,
"but I don't like to exercise,"
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so I'm gonna just eat until I'm strong.
"so I'm gonna just eat until I'm strong."
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- Good for you. - Yeah.
"- Good for you. - Yeah."
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That's actually not a bad...
"That's actually not a bad..."
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(CLEARS THROAT)
"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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Jillian, get this the F out of the way, please.
"Jillian, get this the F out of the way, please."
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- Yup. - When have I ever talked behind...
"- Yup. - When have I ever talked behind..."
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- Just thought it'd be cool. - A pedestal.
"- Just thought it'd be cool. - A pedestal."
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- I got it. - Yeah.
"- I got it. - Yeah."
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- I don't want... - No, I got it.
"- I don't want... - No, I got it."
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Okay, the TelAmeriCorp blood drive.
"Okay, the TelAmeriCorp blood drive."
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Why should you donate? Corporate set up a competition.
"Why should you donate? Corporate set up a competition."
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The branch that donates the most pints of blood
"The branch that donates the most pints of blood"
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wins a visit from...
"wins a visit from..."
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Jillian, get the cutout.
"Jillian, get the cutout."
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- Oh, now? - Now.
"- Oh, now? - Now."
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Wins a visit from action hero Dolph Lundgren.
"Wins a visit from action hero Dolph Lundgren."
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(GASPING)
"(GASPING)"
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Ivan Drago. Oh, my God.
"Ivan Drago. Oh, my God."
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Question. Dude, stop it.
"Question. Dude, stop it."
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Why does Dolph Lundgren want to do some dumb health
"Why does Dolph Lundgren want to do some dumb health"
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blood thing with us?
"blood thing with us?"
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Oh, I don't know.
"Oh, I don't know."
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Maybe 'cause he's a decent person who wants to contribute to society.
"Maybe 'cause he's a decent person who wants to contribute to society."
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That's so Dolph of him.
"That's so Dolph of him."
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Anyway, we're the last branch to donate.
"Anyway, we're the last branch to donate."
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That pig Steve in Tarzana
"That pig Steve in Tarzana"
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thinks his 29-pint lead will hold,
"thinks his 29-pint lead will hold,"
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but I'd love to man-splain to him that he lost.
"but I'd love to man-splain to him that he lost."
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You guys, I've got a question that I've wanted to ask Dolph
"You guys, I've got a question that I've wanted to ask Dolph"
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since I was, like, a child,
"since I was, like, a child,"
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and the answer could change everything.
"and the answer could change everything."
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Shut up, 'cause I'm freaking realizing
"Shut up, 'cause I'm freaking realizing"
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a great idea.
"a great idea."
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He could be the costar to my main star
"He could be the costar to my main star"
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for DeMamp Camp: Volume Two, right?
"for DeMamp Camp: Volume Two, right?"
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You're making another DeMamp Camp?
"You're making another DeMamp Camp?"
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That copy of Volume One you gave me
"That copy of Volume One you gave me"
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changed my life.
"changed my life."
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Bikini season can't come soon enough.
"Bikini season can't come soon enough."
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Okay, first off, ew, and second of all,
"Okay, first off, ew, and second of all,"
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we can hear you, so shut up.
"we can hear you, so shut up."
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All right, now, there are 32 employees in this office
"All right, now, there are 32 employees in this office"
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and we need 30 pints to win,
"and we need 30 pints to win,"
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so we got this thing in the bag.
"so we got this thing in the bag."
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- Yeah, whoo! - Yeah.
"- Yeah, whoo! - Yeah."
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Unless some of you are scared of needles.
"Unless some of you are scared of needles."
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(ALL LAUGHING)
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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- ANDERS: What? Is that real? - I mean...
"- ANDERS: What? Is that real? - I mean..."
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(ALL LAUGHING)
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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Excuse me,
"Excuse me,"
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but scared-ness of needles is no laughing matter.
"but scared-ness of needles is no laughing matter."
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I personally am not afraid of needles,
"I personally am not afraid of needles,"
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but I did see someone murdered with a needle
"but I did see someone murdered with a needle"
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in the movie Gremlins.
"in the movie Gremlins."
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Needle-phobes have rights too, so...
"Needle-phobes have rights too, so..."
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