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Clips from Workaholics - In the Line of Getting Fired (S01E01)

"- I'd be 30 seconds away from getting"
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"It's ridonk. - Wow."
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"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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"- Are you fucking kidding me right now?"
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"- Didn't you check your work email?"
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"- Hardee's or Arby's?"
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"Our car is ring- Ugh."
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"- Oh, good."
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"So then you don't have any brain damage-whew!"
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"it's hilarious, so we're laughing."
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"- Just sit and listen."
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"- Wow, this is so harsh."
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"- He loves this stuff."
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"but you guys are you guys,"
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"- Okay, what is this fight in the Middle East all about, dude?"
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"Cash money, right? And what's this about?"
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"- Adam, I'm with Ders, man."
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"- Because you're clearly psychopaths."
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"- So you'd suck a dick for $900"
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"- I said 9,000. - Relax."
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"- Yeah, I actually cofinancedit"
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"like my idiot mom."
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"- Shouldn't say that. - I'm about to cry."
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"I'm throwing two more."
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"- Except Jamie Foxx. - Right, that's true."
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"- What? - Uh-huh."
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"- What if I don't play my cards right?"
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"So how does Whoopi Goldberg and Dog the Bounty Hunter"
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"Where's Mr. Benson? - He's having fun somewhere-"
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"- What? They're just blanks."
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"What is with all the guns today?"
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"- Fine. Your house, your rules."
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"- Whoa!"
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"- Job well done, boys. - Thank you."
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"- HEY-"
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"Last thing I remember"
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"I am liquidating this company."
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"just have sex with fake celebrities..."
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"- What are you thinking? Liquidating the company?"
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"'cause he might still think I want him to kill me."
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"Where do you want to go, sweetheart?"
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"' Egypt. - Egypt it is."
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"Hey, bud, real quick, one more thing."
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"I'm gonna dive in the way and pretend to get shot."
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"He'll owe me forever."
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"what you're liquidating here."
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"it's nothing you wouldn't have done for me, right?"
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"- All right, I got a serious question."
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"For $100,000, would you suck a man's penis?"
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"- A man's penis? I don't know."
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"- Yeah, you get to pick the dude."
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"- So final dick approval? - All yours."
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"- Choose any dick I want to?"
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"- Whoever's dick, except for me and Blake's."
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"- All right. - Well..."
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"- Then yeah, totally. Definitely."
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"- Okay. - Uh-huh, 100 Gs?"
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"Yeah, I think so. - Whoo!"
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"Okay, what about $75,000?"
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"- Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure."
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"- Let's get real. 5 grand."
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"- Yes. - Really'?"
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"a pretty sweet used motorcycle."
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"- No, it would take you way longer than that, dude."
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"- No, I think- - Who do you think you are?"
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"- Are you kidding me right now?"
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"Have you seen these lips? - I have."
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"- Have you enjoyed the presence of me eating a kielbasa?"
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"- It's weird. Girls are like, "I'm impressed by that.""
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"- Okay, hold on."
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"you could get paid to blow a guy'?"
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"- Now we're talking. - If I'm honest with myself?"
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"- Yeah."
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"$900."
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"- Oh, my God!"
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"- Whoa! - Oh, my God."
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"Wait. - Was that a-"
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"- Are you okay? Are you all right?"
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"- Uh, yeah, yeah. I think so."
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"Could you give me a... - Got you, buddy."
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"- No sweat. Don't sweat it."
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"- Did you say 900 bucks?"
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"- No, I said $9,000. I said $9,000."
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"- I heard $900."
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"- No, I said "thousand," dude."
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"I've got standards. I'm not just blowing everybody."
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"Grow up."
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"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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"- All right, I got one."
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"How much to punch your mother in the face?"
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"- And you really got to try and knock her out."
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"- 30 grand, I'm laying that chick out cold."
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"Lovely woman, but... pow!"
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"- Dude, where is everybody?"
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"It's like a Saturday or something."
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"- Yeah, really. Is it a ditch day?"
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"Do we have those here? Oh, we should start a ditch day."
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"- Let's do it. - Yeah, we should."
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"- Fumble! - Oh!"
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"What are you doing? We're in the conference room."
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"He's here. - Who's here?"
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"- Bruce Benson, Adam, the CEO of the company."
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"- Never heard of him."
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"- Work em-is that something that's real?"
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"Work email? - I wouldn't worry about this."
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"I'm pretty sure we can charm the CEO's pants off."
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"- Good morning, everyone."
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"I'm Bruce Benson- yes, that Bruce Benson-"
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"the CEO of TelAmeriCorp."
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"So our annual investors' meeting is tomorrow morning-"
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"- Let's go."
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"- And I have a big announcement"
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"that will affect all of your futures."
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"So I think you deserve to hear first that..."
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"lunch is on me!"
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"Hardee's for everyone!"
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"I hope it's not Hardee's."
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"I heard their fries are just rat tails."
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