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Clips from Workaholics - Flashback in the Day (S03E03)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 3, Episode 10 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 551 clips
Comedy
The Illusionist blows it out of the water.
"The Illusionist blows it out of the water."
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You're kidding. Ed Norton sucks.
"You're kidding. Ed Norton sucks."
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- I'm not defending ed Norton. - What about the title?
"- I'm not defending ed Norton. - What about the title?"
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He's not even a real magician. He's an illusionist?
"He's not even a real magician. He's an illusionist?"
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You watch your mouth.
"You watch your mouth."
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"Adam 'Dwaynethe rock roommate demamp'"?
""Adam 'Dwaynethe rock roommate demamp'"?"
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All right.
"All right."
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Aah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Whoa, no, no, no.
"Aah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Whoa, no, no, no."
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I am so sorry. I was not expecting anybody.
"I am so sorry. I was not expecting anybody."
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- It's move-in day. - Oh, wow, okay.
"- It's move-in day. - Oh, wow, okay."
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Pointing fingers already.
"Pointing fingers already."
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Not a good start to our relationship.
"Not a good start to our relationship."
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Hope you don't mind, I already kinda
"Hope you don't mind, I already kinda"
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laid claim to this squadrent.
"laid claim to this squadrent."
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That's great, 'cause I got the microwave,
"That's great, 'cause I got the microwave,"
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and I'll just put it there, so...
"and I'll just put it there, so..."
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Sick. I love popcorn, so...
"Sick. I love popcorn, so..."
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Hey. Greetings, earthlings.
"Hey. Greetings, earthlings."
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Anders Holmvik, resident advisor.
"Anders Holmvik, resident advisor."
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- Hi, I'm Blake. - Blake.
"- Hi, I'm Blake. - Blake."
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What's up? I'm Adam. Demamp.
"What's up? I'm Adam. Demamp."
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Uh, you play sports.
"Uh, you play sports."
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- Swim team. - So no?
"- Swim team. - So no?"
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Sorry, that was...
"Sorry, that was..."
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that was a funny one. - Oh, yeah? That's funny?
"that was a funny one. - Oh, yeah? That's funny?"
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You know what's not funny? Burning alive
"You know what's not funny? Burning alive"
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in the middle of the night because you don't know
"in the middle of the night because you don't know"
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your microwave just caught on fire.
"your microwave just caught on fire."
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Microwaves, not allowed in the dorm.
"Microwaves, not allowed in the dorm."
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So I'll be taking this, because I'm your R.A.
"So I'll be taking this, because I'm your R.A."
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Hey, no, I didn't mean all that.
"Hey, no, I didn't mean all that."
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Come on, man, just gimme a break.
"Come on, man, just gimme a break."
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There are no breaks in college!
"There are no breaks in college!"
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Oh, hey, hey, hey! Cut it out! Pull those up!
"Oh, hey, hey, hey! Cut it out! Pull those up!"
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I'm sorry, I was so close to finishing
"I'm sorry, I was so close to finishing"
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when you came in, initially.
"when you came in, initially."
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You're lucky I don't write you up.
"You're lucky I don't write you up."
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All right, you two are
"All right, you two are"
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on my s---t list.
"on my s---t list."
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And it's a short list.
"And it's a short list."
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It's too long. T-o-o long.
"It's too long. T-o-o long."
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Greetings, earthlings.
"Greetings, earthlings."
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Anders Holmvik, resident advisor.
"Anders Holmvik, resident advisor."
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So are you gonna be turned around for a while,
"So are you gonna be turned around for a while,"
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or...
"or..."
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♪ It's always times like these when I think of you ♪
"♪ It's always times like these when I think of you ♪"
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♪ And I wonder if you ever think of me ♪
"♪ And I wonder if you ever think of me ♪"
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What to do to die today at a minute or two to two.
"What to do to die today at a minute or two to two."
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Hey, dude, they give you pudding, man.
"Hey, dude, they give you pudding, man."
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- Hey, dude. - You go in the cafeteria,
"- Hey, dude. - You go in the cafeteria,"
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and you just swipe a card, and they give you
"and you just swipe a card, and they give you"
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as much pudding as you want. - Oh, cool.
"as much pudding as you want. - Oh, cool."
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- What's this, your schedule? - Yeah, yeah.
"- What's this, your schedule? - Yeah, yeah."
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What's up with all this theater, man?
"What's up with all this theater, man?"
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Well, I'm a theater major, so...
"Well, I'm a theater major, so..."
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yeah, I caught the acting bug pretty bad.
"yeah, I caught the acting bug pretty bad."
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But yeah, I already auditioned for the fall production...
"But yeah, I already auditioned for the fall production..."
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les miserables. - That's cool.
"les miserables. - That's cool."
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So can you, like, cry on command and stuff?
"So can you, like, cry on command and stuff?"
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Oh, yeah, it's easy.
"Oh, yeah, it's easy."
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Think of something really sad real quick.
"Think of something really sad real quick."
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Like, a bundle of babies exploding,
"Like, a bundle of babies exploding,"
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or, like, dogs exploding.
"or, like, dogs exploding."
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Or, like... like, maybe your mom's really sick,
"Or, like... like, maybe your mom's really sick,"
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or you, like, walked in on, like... on her rape
"or you, like, walked in on, like... on her rape"
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you now, stop him... you can't stop him
"you now, stop him... you can't stop him"
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because he's bigger than you.
"because he's bigger than you."
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Like, you just think of that...
"Like, you just think of that..."
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Oh, that hit so close to home for me.
"Oh, that hit so close to home for me."
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My dog actually exploded when I was a kid.
"My dog actually exploded when I was a kid."
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- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... - It's okay.
"- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... - It's okay."
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- You are a really good actor. - Thank you.
"- You are a really good actor. - Thank you."
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You're like Seann Williams Scott.
"You're like Seann Williams Scott."
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You're at a Seann Williams Scott level.
"You're at a Seann Williams Scott level."
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Thank you. Thank you.
"Thank you. Thank you."
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Well, you know, it's just living truthfully
"Well, you know, it's just living truthfully"
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in imaginary circumstances, and whatever.
"in imaginary circumstances, and whatever."
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Enough about me. What's... what's on your schedule?
"Enough about me. What's... what's on your schedule?"
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Oh, me... Women's sexuality,
"Oh, me... Women's sexuality,"
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sexual revolution, the human body,
"sexual revolution, the human body,"
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remedial math...
"remedial math..."
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The Bible as literature.
"The Bible as literature."
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I'm doing that for my gf.
"I'm doing that for my gf."
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Get the heck out of here. You already scored a girlfriend?
"Get the heck out of here. You already scored a girlfriend?"
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Oh, no, she's back in high school.
"Oh, no, she's back in high school."
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We're, like, crazy religious, though.
"We're, like, crazy religious, though."
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We always get on our knees... And pray to Jesus.
"We always get on our knees... And pray to Jesus."
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- Not orally, please. - Oh.
"- Not orally, please. - Oh."
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You know, she's actually coming next weekend.
"You know, she's actually coming next weekend."
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We'll go see you act the out of that play, dude.
"We'll go see you act the out of that play, dude."
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Uh, that's not for a while.
"Uh, that's not for a while."
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Plus, I already got cast as, like, a police officer.
"Plus, I already got cast as, like, a police officer."
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I'm just in the background. I don't even have lines.
"I'm just in the background. I don't even have lines."
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- What? - Yeah, I know.
"- What? - Yeah, I know."
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It's just a popularity contest
"It's just a popularity contest"
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when you get down to it.
"when you get down to it."
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Whoa, man.
"Whoa, man."
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I'm, like, the most popular dude in my high school
"I'm, like, the most popular dude in my high school"
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now that I've graduated high school,
"now that I've graduated high school,"
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and I am throwing you... A party, bro,
"and I am throwing you... A party, bro,"
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so you can infiltrate that theater-nerd crew.
"so you can infiltrate that theater-nerd crew."
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Like in mean girls.
"Like in mean girls."
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Yes!
"Yes!"
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You know, Mean girls is my favorite movie.
"You know, Mean girls is my favorite movie."
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It's mine too.
"It's mine too."
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The DVD special commentary...
"The DVD special commentary..."
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- Oh! - Oh, my God. Oh, my...
"- Oh! - Oh, my God. Oh, my..."
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- listen to it. Lindsay just tells all.
"- listen to it. Lindsay just tells all."
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Oh, yeah.
"Oh, yeah."
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Tina Fey.
"Tina Fey."
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You growing your hair out for Jesus Christ superstar?
"You growing your hair out for Jesus Christ superstar?"
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That's really cool. It looks great.
"That's really cool. It looks great."
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That's dedication. I love it.
"That's dedication. I love it."
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How about we celebrate my first night in college
"How about we celebrate my first night in college"
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with a little... Finger sinning?
"with a little... Finger sinning?"
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You're so bad.
"You're so bad."
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- We could try for two. - Stop.
"- We could try for two. - Stop."
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I wanna try two.
"I wanna try two."
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You wanna try two? Oh, my gosh.
"You wanna try two? Oh, my gosh."
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Adam. Adam.
"Adam. Adam."
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