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Clips from Workaholics - Trainees' Day (S07E07)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 7, Episode 1 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 592 clips
Comedy
Hey, old-timer.
"Hey, old-timer."
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Forget something?
"Forget something?"
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Ohh, you forgot the staples.
"Ohh, you forgot the staples."
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Oh, we truly are the main office pranksters, aren't we?
"Oh, we truly are the main office pranksters, aren't we?"
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This turned out amazing.
"This turned out amazing."
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You're a genius, Bill.
"You're a genius, Bill."
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Why isn't this cutting?
"Why isn't this cutting?"
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Oh, no.
"Oh, no."
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Uh, what's the matter, Bill?
"Uh, what's the matter, Bill?"
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Did someone dull the paper cutter?
"Did someone dull the paper cutter?"
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[together] Ahh!
"[together] Ahh!"
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What the hell is this?
"What the hell is this?"
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Uh, what do you mean?
"Uh, what do you mean?"
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It's a coffee pot. Is that not coffee in there?
"It's a coffee pot. Is that not coffee in there?"
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Oh, is there not coffee?
"Oh, is there not coffee?"
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Actually, Ders, don't you mean flat Dr. Pepper pot?
"Actually, Ders, don't you mean flat Dr. Pepper pot?"
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Because we put flat Dr. Pepper in a coffee pot and switched it.
"Because we put flat Dr. Pepper in a coffee pot and switched it."
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We pwn'd you!
"We pwn'd you!"
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[laughter]
"[laughter]"
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Y'all ain't funny.
"Y'all ain't funny."
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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Oh, my God. I can't breathe.
"Oh, my God. I can't breathe."
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I can't breathe. It's too funny.
"I can't breathe. It's too funny."
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Oh, it's too good of a prank. I can't breathe.
"Oh, it's too good of a prank. I can't breathe."
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
"[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]"
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♪ I'm fresh ♪
"♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
"♪ Gotta be fresh ♪"
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No, Adam. It's not even a contest.
"No, Adam. It's not even a contest."
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The monkey would bite the Rock's dick off.
"The monkey would bite the Rock's dick off."
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What if he wore a muzzle?
"What if he wore a muzzle?"
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Wait, on his dick?
"Wait, on his dick?"
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No, on his face.
"No, on his face."
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Muzzle... although that's a good idea, muzzle on your dick.
"Muzzle... although that's a good idea, muzzle on your dick."
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I want to wear one on mine.
"I want to wear one on mine."
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Okay, wait, you've completely changed the question
"Okay, wait, you've completely changed the question"
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at this point.
"at this point."
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Yeah, that's not what we're talking about.
"Yeah, that's not what we're talking about."
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What is this?
"What is this?"
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Okay, now I'm looking at the top of page three:
"Okay, now I'm looking at the top of page three:"
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"Unapproved attire includes halter tops,
""Unapproved attire includes halter tops,"
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shirts with spaghetti straps, biker shorts...
"shirts with spaghetti straps, biker shorts..."
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No wonder this office sucks.
"No wonder this office sucks."
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I mean, we've got Bill hiring all these old fogies.
"I mean, we've got Bill hiring all these old fogies."
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Mm-hmm, I mean, this place could be like... like Coachella.
"Mm-hmm, I mean, this place could be like... like Coachella."
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- Oh, that would be sick. - Right?
"- Oh, that would be sick. - Right?"
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Like, sexy young thangs wearing, like,
"Like, sexy young thangs wearing, like,"
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kind of racist Indian headdresses
"kind of racist Indian headdresses"
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- Really racist. - You know?
"- Really racist. - You know?"
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Yes, they're racist, but they look hot.
"Yes, they're racist, but they look hot."
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Is it racist if it's hot? That's the question.
"Is it racist if it's hot? That's the question."
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What if we had some hip youngsters in here, you know?
"What if we had some hip youngsters in here, you know?"
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We could, like, talk about viral videos or, like,
"We could, like, talk about viral videos or, like,"
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fashion trends or, like, totally be kept up with the Kardashians,
"fashion trends or, like, totally be kept up with the Kardashians,"
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which I've been wanting to get kept up on.
"which I've been wanting to get kept up on."
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All I'm saying is, we should be the ones running the train...
"All I'm saying is, we should be the ones running the train..."
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trainee... trainee's...
"trainee... trainee's..."
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oh, I've never seen that word before.
"oh, I've never seen that word before."
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That is a weird word.
"That is a weird word."
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New Employees Bagel Bash.
"New Employees Bagel Bash."
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Here's me at mine.
"Here's me at mine."
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Okay, thank you, Bill.
"Okay, thank you, Bill."
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We will take it from here, all right?
"We will take it from here, all right?"
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Hey, my name is Adam, the top sales dog,
"Hey, my name is Adam, the top sales dog,"
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or at least pretty high up there, DeMamp,
"or at least pretty high up there, DeMamp,"
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and these are my associates.
"and these are my associates."
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Howdy, I'm Blake, and you are probably thinking,
"Howdy, I'm Blake, and you are probably thinking,"
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"What is going on here?"
""What is going on here?""
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Well, this ain't your
"Well, this ain't your"
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granddaddy's orientation anymore.
"granddaddy's orientation anymore."
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- No, it's not. - What are you doing?
"- No, it's not. - What are you doing?"
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Alice said I could do this.
"Alice said I could do this."
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Alice said that you were really bad at your job, Bill,
"Alice said that you were really bad at your job, Bill,"
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and that you're suspended for a week and you should go home now
"and that you're suspended for a week and you should go home now"
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and not even talk to her about it.
"and not even talk to her about it."
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I can't go home now.
"I can't go home now."
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My roommate gives tap-dancing lessons to seven-year-old
"My roommate gives tap-dancing lessons to seven-year-old"
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fart boxes all day.
"fart boxes all day."
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This sucks! Ahh!
"This sucks! Ahh!"
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Okay, you're embarrassing yourself, Bill.
"Okay, you're embarrassing yourself, Bill."
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- Oh, okay, all right. - That was loud.
"- Oh, okay, all right. - That was loud."
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- Jeez. - I didn't feel safe, you know?
"- Jeez. - I didn't feel safe, you know?"
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- It was scary. - Yeah, yeah.
"- It was scary. - Yeah, yeah."
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He should go give screaming lessons to seven-year-olds.
"He should go give screaming lessons to seven-year-olds."
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I didn't... I didn't like that. I didn't like that either.
"I didn't... I didn't like that. I didn't like that either."
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And now it's just us, guys. Let's get comfortable.
"And now it's just us, guys. Let's get comfortable."
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Why don't we pull out the index ca
"Why don't we pull out the index ca"
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in your pamphlet there, okay?
"in your pamphlet there, okay?"
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Take a pen or a thick marker and write your age on that card
"Take a pen or a thick marker and write your age on that card"
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and hold it up nice and high so we can see.
"and hold it up nice and high so we can see."
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Great call. Uh-oh.
"Great call. Uh-oh."
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Wow, that once says four. Yikes.
"Wow, that once says four. Yikes."
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Four, four, a couple fours.
"Four, four, a couple fours."
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Oh, I like these three right there with the twos.
"Oh, I like these three right there with the twos."
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Yes, and yes.
"Yes, and yes."
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Absolutely not. Sit your ass down.
"Absolutely not. Sit your ass down."
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Because you have a three as your first letter in your number.
"Because you have a three as your first letter in your number."
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- Ew, 35? - Mm-mm.
"- Ew, 35? - Mm-mm."
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Yeah, that's really bad.
"Yeah, that's really bad."
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Okay, so if my friend Adam here pointed to you,
"Okay, so if my friend Adam here pointed to you,"
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why don't you come on up, tell us a little bit about yourself,
"why don't you come on up, tell us a little bit about yourself,"
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what makes you tick.
"what makes you tick."
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Yo, what's up? Salute. Dab.
"Yo, what's up? Salute. Dab."
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[all babbling indistinctly]
"[all babbling indistinctly]"
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What's up, guys? My name's Colt.
"What's up, guys? My name's Colt."
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22, young, fit, black, kind of into bacon lately.
"22, young, fit, black, kind of into bacon lately."
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It's my thing.
"It's my thing."
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- All right. - All right, like that.
"- All right. - All right, like that."
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Suh. I'm Leila, wish I was black,
"Suh. I'm Leila, wish I was black,"
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and all bacon e'rythang.
"and all bacon e'rythang."
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[laughter] Sure.
"[laughter] Sure."
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I'm Mykyl with two Ys.
"I'm Mykyl with two Ys."
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I'm white, but sensitively, I am racially colorblind.
"I'm white, but sensitively, I am racially colorblind."
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That's tight.
"That's tight."
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I... I'm a vegan, except for bacon, of course.
"I... I'm a vegan, except for bacon, of course."
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Well, now that they said their part, now is your part.
"Well, now that they said their part, now is your part."
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Please get up and leave. You're fired. I'm sorry.
"Please get up and leave. You're fired. I'm sorry."
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- You are fired. - Yeah, we're good.
"- You are fired. - Yeah, we're good."
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Bye-bye. Bye. Sorry about that.
"Bye-bye. Bye. Sorry about that."
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- This way. - Yep.
"- This way. - Yep."
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