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Clips from Workaholics - Stop! Pajama Time (S02E02)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 2, Episode 6 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 594 clips

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- [imitating glass shattering]
We've been spotted!
[imitating machine gun firing]
[groaning]
The prisoner should be right over this wall.
I'm gonna go ahead and make a grand entrance.
[grunting]
I'm here to rescue you.
[grunts]
This is completely against military protocol...
- Hey, guys.
This is Sigourney Beaver.
She is not a sex doll. She's a Real Doll.
I'm told she was on set of Alien: Resurrection.
I have a certificate, so... not a sex doll.
- All I'm saying is that
you don't charge the mound on a girl.
What if you popped one of her things?
- There's no crying in softball.
- She's not a sex doll.
[hip-hop music]
- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
♪♪
- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
- I love that hat.
- Why, thank you.
They gave it to me
'cause I'm the top sales gun of the month.
It's like an honor that they bestow
upon just one guy a month.
- I thought you bought that at 7-Eleven.
- [coughing]
- Eww. - Ugh.
- Okay.
Good morning, everyone.
You're probably w- [coughing]
Okay, you're probably wondering why Jillian
looks like an overgrown rug rat.
- How's it going?
- Well, my college gal pal Rachael
is actually product manager
for one of our favorite clients, Fuzzy Onesies.
[coughing]
And I thought it would be a real treat
to send her a staff photo
of all of you guys wearing her adult pajamas.
- [whistling] - Oh, you go, girl!
so we'll just fit this in at lunch.
- Okay. - What?
- Lunch? - Lunch.
- No.
- But that's when I read magazines.
When am I gonna have time to read magazines?
- Come on. - God, okay, you know what?
We are doing this...
[coughing]
because it's cute...
[coughing]
it's fun...
[coughing]
and if you don't-
[coughs] Oh, God.
[gagging]
- Ooh.
- I'm just gonna have to swallow that.
Okay, you know what? I'm done.
I can't take it. I'm going home.
If any of you have any questions or concerns,
Jillian is gonna be my eyes and my ears
for the rest of the day.
Don't you fucking dare call me.
- All right.
- Wait, you're leaving her in charge, not me?
- Don't worry about anything.
Go home and you RICE, all right?
That stands for rest, ice, coffee, explosion.
- Shut up, Jillian. - All right.
- Alice, feel better.
Take it sleazy.
- [coughs]
- That's a thing I'm saying now.
Take it sleazy. - I like it, yeah.
- As your newly appointed leader,
my first order- wait, guys, don't leave yet.
Waymond, you stay right there.
Get in that-
No. No, no, no, no, no.
- That's a hat.
and making it a successful workday?
- Ooh!
- One more toss, and then that's it.
Okay, maybe not a beer, maybe paperwork.
Hey, jet-s- oh.
Uh, so I was thinking
maybe we should do the group photo soon.
- Suck my dick.
Be gone.
- Okay.
Hey, Blake, be honest.
What is it about me that no one respects?
Is it my hair?
Yeah.
I'm thinking about getting a new haircut,
changing stuff up,
maybe getting like an... Arnie Schwarzenegger,
Jingle All the Way type of haircut?
You know, short, tall, and stiff.
Kind of like how I like my men. [laughs]
- [coughs]