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Clips from Workaholics - A TelAmerican Horror Story (S03E03)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 3, Episode 12 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 530 clips
Comedy
Yeah, okay. This is scary.
"Yeah, okay. This is scary."
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It's a scary movie. Right.
"It's a scary movie. Right."
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Shh! It's not over, okay?
"Shh! It's not over, okay?"
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There's gonna be one last scare.
"There's gonna be one last scare."
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Aah!
"Aah!"
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Told you.
"Told you."
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- Guys, making it worse, man. - I know, man.
"- Guys, making it worse, man. - I know, man."
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What did I say, though?
"What did I say, though?"
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This is a good one, it's good.
"This is a good one, it's good."
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Thought I had to dump out.
"Thought I had to dump out."
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- Turns out I didn't. - Okay.
"- Turns out I didn't. - Okay."
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Bowels were playing tricks on me, so...
"Bowels were playing tricks on me, so..."
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Adam, just go to bed, all right?
"Adam, just go to bed, all right?"
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We get it, you're spooked.
"We get it, you're spooked."
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You haven't slept since we started
"You haven't slept since we started"
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this non-Wayans' brother
"this non-Wayans' brother"
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actually scary scary-movie marathon on Friday.
"actually scary scary-movie marathon on Friday."
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Why don't we go to bed, because we got
"Why don't we go to bed, because we got"
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a super moon that we want to be well-rested for tomorrow.
"a super moon that we want to be well-rested for tomorrow."
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And it's gonna be super, so let's hit it.
"And it's gonna be super, so let's hit it."
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Hey, you hit it, I'm gonna yank it.
"Hey, you hit it, I'm gonna yank it."
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Either way, we're probably masturbating,
"Either way, we're probably masturbating,"
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but we're roommates, so that's just the way it goes.
"but we're roommates, so that's just the way it goes."
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Okay, yeah, I'm also gonna go to bed soon.
"Okay, yeah, I'm also gonna go to bed soon."
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I'll probably be laughing myself to sleep
"I'll probably be laughing myself to sleep"
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at how dumb and irr...
"at how dumb and irr..."
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irresponsible these movies are to teenagers.
"irresponsible these movies are to teenagers."
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'Cause they're gonna think that they could fall asleep
"'Cause they're gonna think that they could fall asleep"
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and get a knife finger up their butt
"and get a knife finger up their butt"
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when, in reality,
"when, in reality,"
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that's not even something that could actually happen,
"that's not even something that could actually happen,"
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I don't think.
"I don't think."
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♪ Some dumb humans make a mutant spiral laser blast ♪
"♪ Some dumb humans make a mutant spiral laser blast ♪"
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♪ Feasting on the flesh of freshman students ♪
"♪ Feasting on the flesh of freshman students ♪"
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♪ On their way to class ♪
"♪ On their way to class ♪"
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♪ Zombies ♪
"♪ Zombies ♪"
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We got zombies on a school day...
"We got zombies on a school day..."
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♪ Horrifying horrible zombie mastication scenes ♪
"♪ Horrifying horrible zombie mastication scenes ♪"
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♪ Slowly moving mandibles chewing on a frigging teen ♪
"♪ Slowly moving mandibles chewing on a frigging teen ♪"
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♪ Zombies ♪
"♪ Zombies ♪"
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I don't know, he wasn't in his room.
"I don't know, he wasn't in his room."
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Dude, he's probably passed out on the couch still.
"Dude, he's probably passed out on the couch still."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Adam?
"Adam?"
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Ready for work? Whoo!
"Ready for work? Whoo!"
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I'm ready for work. Let's do this!
"I'm ready for work. Let's do this!"
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- Whoo! - Whoo!
"- Whoo! - Whoo!"
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I slept like a log last night, dude.
"I slept like a log last night, dude."
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So awake.
"So awake."
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So awake right now.
"So awake right now."
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♪ Living life ♪
"♪ Living life ♪"
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Know what I'm saying? What'd you say?
"Know what I'm saying? What'd you say?"
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I didn't say anything.
"I didn't say anything."
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Yeah, totally. No, I hear that.
"Yeah, totally. No, I hear that."
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Let's talk super moon, my lunar-tics.
"Let's talk super moon, my lunar-tics."
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I'm thinking we could block off, like, five hours and...
"I'm thinking we could block off, like, five hours and..."
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- five hours? - Good call.
"- five hours? - Good call."
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I was thinking six myself, just to...
"I was thinking six myself, just to..."
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Really take it in.
"Really take it in."
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- I'm excited. - All right.
"- I'm excited. - All right."
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Well, I'm very excited to take it in as well.
"Well, I'm very excited to take it in as well."
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I read on a website last night,
"I read on a website last night,"
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that, uh, the super moon is a catalyst
"that, uh, the super moon is a catalyst"
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for paranormal activity.
"for paranormal activity."
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And then I read on another website
"And then I read on another website"
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that a catalyst is, like,
"that a catalyst is, like,"
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a way of saying that it, like, helps it.
"a way of saying that it, like, helps it."
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Yeah, no, it is. I was supposed to see the last one.
"Yeah, no, it is. I was supposed to see the last one."
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But I got adult chicken pox
"But I got adult chicken pox"
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and was stuck in a bathtub all night with instant oatmeal.
"and was stuck in a bathtub all night with instant oatmeal."
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- Apple-cinnamon? - I wish.
"- Apple-cinnamon? - I wish."
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Raisins and spice.
"Raisins and spice."
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But, this year, I'm gonna flex on this moon.
"But, this year, I'm gonna flex on this moon."
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Check it out.
"Check it out."
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Got a tablet computer with a moon-tracker app.
"Got a tablet computer with a moon-tracker app."
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Totally state of the art. And...
"Totally state of the art. And..."
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A Rob Huebel telescope,
"A Rob Huebel telescope,"
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so I can peep the cheese.
"so I can peep the cheese."
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See, check it out.
"See, check it out."
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Right here, wiki says,
"Right here, wiki says,"
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"thousands of unsolved child murders,
""thousands of unsolved child murders,"
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every super moon."
"every super moon.""
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Even worse than what he just said,
"Even worse than what he just said,"
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it says, "dogs suck each other's magic sticks."
"it says, "dogs suck each other's magic sticks.""
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- What the... - Okay, stop it.
"- What the... - Okay, stop it."
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It's not saying those things. You're making 'em up.
"It's not saying those things. You're making 'em up."
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It does say it. It's Wikipedia.
"It does say it. It's Wikipedia."
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It says very important information.
"It says very important information."
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- No. Does not. - Said that.
"- No. Does not. - Said that."
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You guys need to start appreciating the world's natural wonders.
"You guys need to start appreciating the world's natural wonders."
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I mean, it's gonna be like seeing the redwoods or old faithful
"I mean, it's gonna be like seeing the redwoods or old faithful"
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or that old rock we found that looked like a boob.
"or that old rock we found that looked like a boob."
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Actually still have that rock.
"Actually still have that rock."
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I wish it were softer.
"I wish it were softer."
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Why?
"Why?"
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So I could fuck it, Anders.
"So I could fuck it, Anders."
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All right, Ders, you're not understanding.
"All right, Ders, you're not understanding."
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You keep talking about natural things.
"You keep talking about natural things."
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But I'm talking about supernatural, guys.
"But I'm talking about supernatural, guys."
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There's gonna be some stuff that happens tonight
"There's gonna be some stuff that happens tonight"
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that never happens!
"that never happens!"
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Like maybe the dead will rise
"Like maybe the dead will rise"
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or, like, the earth will start on fire or something.
"or, like, the earth will start on fire or something."
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Or you'll, like, have sex with a girl for the first time.
"Or you'll, like, have sex with a girl for the first time."
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Oh, wow!
"Oh, wow!"
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Because your penis is in use so much, Anders!
"Because your penis is in use so much, Anders!"
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You're not having sex as much as...
"You're not having sex as much as..."
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We're tied for zero, basically.
"We're tied for zero, basically."
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- Hey, guys. - Oh! Mm!
"- Hey, guys. - Oh! Mm!"
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I'm not scared. Ders is though.
"I'm not scared. Ders is though."
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He's in hysterics. What a punk!
"He's in hysterics. What a punk!"
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I'm not scared.
"I'm not scared."
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So I bet you guys are, uh, wondering what all the renovations are about.
"So I bet you guys are, uh, wondering what all the renovations are about."
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- Nope. - Not at all.
"- Nope. - Not at all."
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Well, the crew cleared out the basement,
"Well, the crew cleared out the basement,"
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and there's some pretty nifty items up for grabs.
"and there's some pretty nifty items up for grabs."
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Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
"Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop."
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I fucking love tits, you guys.
"I fucking love tits, you guys."
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Does it come in black?
"Does it come in black?"
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Ink?
"Ink?"
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