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Clips from Workaholics - Front Yard Wrestling (S05E05)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 5, Episode 2 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 517 clips
Comedy

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The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
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Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
Well, whatever. I know those little brats definitely rode off with your 100.
"Well, whatever. I know those little brats definitely rode off with your 100."
Workaholics
Yeah. We should kill 'em.
"Yeah. We should kill 'em."
Workaholics
Yo, yo, yo, dude.
"Yo, yo, yo, dude."
Workaholics
Dude, would you mind taking a picture of us, yo?
"Dude, would you mind taking a picture of us, yo?"
Workaholics
Okay.
"Okay."
Workaholics
Dude, this is crazy, man. I'm such a big fan of yours, man. Yeah!
"Dude, this is crazy, man. I'm such a big fan of yours, man. Yeah!"
Workaholics
What are you a fan of? How stinky his farts are?
"What are you a fan of? How stinky his farts are?"
Workaholics
(CHUCKLES) For real, the way you poot, it ain't cute.
"(CHUCKLES) For real, the way you poot, it ain't cute."
Workaholics
You haven't seen this dude's show, yo?
"You haven't seen this dude's show, yo?"
Workaholics
It is so dope, man. This guy's an all-time legend.
"It is so dope, man. This guy's an all-time legend."
Workaholics
This dude is dope?
"This dude is dope?"
Workaholics
Aw, man.
"Aw, man."
Workaholics
Yeah, boy!
"Yeah, boy!"
Workaholics
What is he... You have a show?
"What is he... You have a show?"
Workaholics
Only the most popular one on Rancho Cable access.
"Only the most popular one on Rancho Cable access."
Workaholics
- Check it out, man. - Welcome to Rancho.
"- Check it out, man. - Welcome to Rancho."
Workaholics
Today, we're at Hamilton Springs Park
"Today, we're at Hamilton Springs Park"
Workaholics
- in Southern Rancho... - I've been there.
"- in Southern Rancho... - I've been there."
Workaholics
...which is rumored to have some nice benches.
"...which is rumored to have some nice benches."
Workaholics
What a nice bench.
"What a nice bench."
Workaholics
If Bill has a show, we should definitely have a show.
"If Bill has a show, we should definitely have a show."
Workaholics
But ours will be better 'cause we'll get, like,
"But ours will be better 'cause we'll get, like,"
Workaholics
cool, famous people like Jean-Claude Van Damme
"cool, famous people like Jean-Claude Van Damme"
Workaholics
and film him doing, like, cool stuff.
"and film him doing, like, cool stuff."
Workaholics
Oh, yeah, what if we, like,
"Oh, yeah, what if we, like,"
Workaholics
film him on a road trip across America?
"film him on a road trip across America?"
Workaholics
We could call it Jean-Claude's Damn Van.
"We could call it Jean-Claude's Damn Van."
Workaholics
You guys, we can't...
"You guys, we can't..."
Workaholics
That's actually very cool.
"That's actually very cool."
Workaholics
ADAM: That was a very good idea! BLAKE: Right?
"ADAM: That was a very good idea! BLAKE: Right?"
Workaholics
- Wow. - Blake, that was very good!
"- Wow. - Blake, that was very good!"
Workaholics
- Thanks, bro. I just kind of fell into that one. - Jean-Claude's Damn Van, I love it.
"- Thanks, bro. I just kind of fell into that one. - Jean-Claude's Damn Van, I love it."
Workaholics
But here's something that we can actually do, okay?
"But here's something that we can actually do, okay?"
Workaholics
Public access wrestling show.
"Public access wrestling show."
Workaholics
Okay, I'm actually very psyched for that,
"Okay, I'm actually very psyched for that,"
Workaholics
'cause I know we have casually mentioned starting a federation,
"'cause I know we have casually mentioned starting a federation,"
Workaholics
but it is a dream of mine,
"but it is a dream of mine,"
Workaholics
and if we could get it on TV,
"and if we could get it on TV,"
Workaholics
I think a lot of people would pay to see us wrestle.
"I think a lot of people would pay to see us wrestle."
Workaholics
Exactly, and everybody's seen backyard wrestling, right?
"Exactly, and everybody's seen backyard wrestling, right?"
Workaholics
Done. It's played.
"Done. It's played."
Workaholics
But what haven't they seen?
"But what haven't they seen?"
Workaholics
Front yard wrestling.
"Front yard wrestling."
Workaholics
Also, because you lost $100 last when we were trying to do the wrestling thing,
"Also, because you lost $100 last when we were trying to do the wrestling thing,"
Workaholics
so I'm gonna take over as commissioner of this federation.
"so I'm gonna take over as commissioner of this federation."
Workaholics
- Ugh. - And you guys will be battling for
"- Ugh. - And you guys will be battling for"
Workaholics
inter-Rancho world championship belts.
"inter-Rancho world championship belts."
Workaholics
This is gonna be good. I'm gonna go talk to Bill,
"This is gonna be good. I'm gonna go talk to Bill,"
Workaholics
find out how we get on public access and, uh,
"find out how we get on public access and, uh,"
Workaholics
I might even scout the office for some talent.
"I might even scout the office for some talent."
Workaholics
I don't know.
"I don't know."
Workaholics
It's all very exciting.
"It's all very exciting."
Workaholics
Welcome to the Front Yard Wrestling Inter-Rancho Wrestling Championship match.
"Welcome to the Front Yard Wrestling Inter-Rancho Wrestling Championship match."
Workaholics
Let's get sweaty and wrestle!
"Let's get sweaty and wrestle!"
Workaholics
The event is ready to get started today...
"The event is ready to get started today..."
Workaholics
Coming to the ring now, you know him, you love him, Eskimofo.
"Coming to the ring now, you know him, you love him, Eskimofo."
Workaholics
Ricky, get out.
"Ricky, get out."
Workaholics
(NATIVE AMERICAN VOCALIZING)
"(NATIVE AMERICAN VOCALIZING)"
Workaholics
(YELLS)
"(YELLS)"
Workaholics
(MOCK NATIVE AMERICAN ACCENT) I will tear into my opponent
"(MOCK NATIVE AMERICAN ACCENT) I will tear into my opponent"
Workaholics
the way the mighty Kodiak tears into a salmon!
"the way the mighty Kodiak tears into a salmon!"
Workaholics
Okay, that's disgusting. This is... This is not...
"Okay, that's disgusting. This is... This is not..."
Workaholics
He's really doing this.
"He's really doing this."
Workaholics
He must be good at wrestling.
"He must be good at wrestling."
Workaholics
I'll say that right there. Disgusting. Waymond, what do you think?
"I'll say that right there. Disgusting. Waymond, what do you think?"
Workaholics
Oh, you probably like that. You are Asian.
"Oh, you probably like that. You are Asian."
Workaholics
And now joining us in the east corner...
"And now joining us in the east corner..."
Workaholics
A new kid on the scene battling for the belt.
"A new kid on the scene battling for the belt."
Workaholics
It's Adam.
"It's Adam."
Workaholics
That's not very original at all, Waymond.
"That's not very original at all, Waymond."
Workaholics
Just with a simple name of "Adam.“ Here we are. Here we are.
"Just with a simple name of "Adam.“ Here we are. Here we are."
Workaholics
Snap into wrestling!
"Snap into wrestling!"
Workaholics
And snap into...
"And snap into..."
Workaholics
Okay... Ow!
"Okay... Ow!"
Workaholics
Slim Jim!
"Slim Jim!"
Workaholics
Dude, I don't know if we can say that on TV. What are you doing?
"Dude, I don't know if we can say that on TV. What are you doing?"
Workaholics
Oh, that was awesome.
"Oh, that was awesome."
Workaholics
We are ringside. We're ready to get started.
"We are ringside. We're ready to get started."
Workaholics
Oh, it's a furious start to the match.
"Oh, it's a furious start to the match."
Workaholics
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
"(WHISTLE BLOWS)"
Workaholics
Eskimofo and Adam are dancing.
"Eskimofo and Adam are dancing."
Workaholics
- Yeah! - Whoa!
"- Yeah! - Whoa!"
Workaholics
BOTH: Ahhh!
"BOTH: Ahhh!"
Workaholics
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
"Oh, my God. Are you okay?"
Workaholics
- Was that cool? - Yeah, yeah, man. You totally sold it.
"- Was that cool? - Yeah, yeah, man. You totally sold it."
Workaholics
- Okay. - You tricked me.
"- Okay. - You tricked me."
Workaholics
Real quick, though, you're the jabroni.
"Real quick, though, you're the jabroni."
Workaholics
BLAKE: What? No. We didn't plan it that way, all right?
"BLAKE: What? No. We didn't plan it that way, all right?"
Workaholics
I win. I get the girl.
"I win. I get the girl."
Workaholics
- Okay, I'm gonna suplex you. - I'm gonna suplex you.
"- Okay, I'm gonna suplex you. - I'm gonna suplex you."
Workaholics
- One, two, suplex. - Time out!
"- One, two, suplex. - Time out!"
Workaholics
BOTH: Oh!
"BOTH: Oh!"
Workaholics
Oh, well, if it isn't my beautiful daughter, bratty Cathy, everyone.
"Oh, well, if it isn't my beautiful daughter, bratty Cathy, everyone."
Workaholics
Whoo! Get him, baby.
"Whoo! Get him, baby."
Workaholics
Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Workaholics
I see you've gotten the fur that daddy bought you with all his money.
"I see you've gotten the fur that daddy bought you with all his money."
Workaholics
Ooh, cha-ching, cha-ching.
"Ooh, cha-ching, cha-ching."
Workaholics
ALL: Oh!
"ALL: Oh!"
Workaholics
Love it! I love it!
"Love it! I love it!"
Workaholics
You ready to watch your boyfriend and my favorite wrestler, Eskimofo, win the match?
"You ready to watch your boyfriend and my favorite wrestler, Eskimofo, win the match?"
Workaholics
Is now the time?
"Is now the time?"
Workaholics
No, I actually want Adam to win! Whoo!
"No, I actually want Adam to win! Whoo!"
Workaholics
- Ha! - One, two...
"- Ha! - One, two..."
Workaholics
Ow! Ow!
"Ow! Ow!"
Workaholics
- Nice. - JILLIAN: Whoo!
"- Nice. - JILLIAN: Whoo!"
Workaholics
- I almost put it on. - Two, three!
"- I almost put it on. - Two, three!"
Workaholics
Yeah!
"Yeah!"
Workaholics
Child, what are you doing?
"Child, what are you doing?"
Workaholics
- That hurt. - Champion.
"- That hurt. - Champion."
Workaholics
- No! - I'm the champion.
"- No! - I'm the champion."
Workaholics
My sweet daughter's rooting for that guy now?
"My sweet daughter's rooting for that guy now?"
Workaholics
No!
"No!"
Workaholics
- Ow! - Champion!
"- Ow! - Champion!"
Workaholics
There's glass in my ass.
"There's glass in my ass."
Workaholics
I am the champion.
"I am the champion."
Workaholics
Oh, wow.
"Oh, wow."
Workaholics
Hello out there.
"Hello out there."
Workaholics
Hey, it's me, Commissioner Ders. And if you liked tonight's action,
"Hey, it's me, Commissioner Ders. And if you liked tonight's action,"
Workaholics
then preorder your tickets for next week's showdown.
"then preorder your tickets for next week's showdown."
Workaholics
It's Rentlemania One!
"It's Rentlemania One!"
Workaholics