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Clips from Workaholics - Faux Chella (S07E07)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 7, Episode 5 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 567 clips
Comedy
All: ♪ Hello, hello, hello, hello ♪
"All: ♪ Hello, hello, hello, hello ♪"
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♪ We're going to the circus ♪
"♪ We're going to the circus ♪"
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♪ And going to the circus and play with ♪
"♪ And going to the circus and play with ♪"
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♪ All the little animals ♪
"♪ All the little animals ♪"
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♪ And the big animals ♪
"♪ And the big animals ♪"
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Yeah! It's over? Okay.
"Yeah! It's over? Okay."
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That's really great. Rock on.
"That's really great. Rock on."
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♪ Yeah ♪
"♪ Yeah ♪"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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- Thank you! - You freaking rock!
"- Thank you! - You freaking rock!"
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- Yeah! - We're gonna go ahead
"- Yeah! - We're gonna go ahead"
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and take a real quick smoke break.
"and take a real quick smoke break."
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- Both: Whoo! - They suck.
"- Both: Whoo! - They suck."
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- Man, they're bad. - They're really, really bad.
"- Man, they're bad. - They're really, really bad."
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- It's crazy. - Just, like...
"- It's crazy. - Just, like..."
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- off tempo timing. - It's not even music.
"- off tempo timing. - It's not even music."
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It's like, where are they going?
"It's like, where are they going?"
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I don't even know how they got stage time.
"I don't even know how they got stage time."
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Yeah, it's probably 'cause it's Coachella this weekend,
"Yeah, it's probably 'cause it's Coachella this weekend,"
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- so, like, no one's here. - It's so much money.
"- so, like, no one's here. - It's so much money."
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- It's so corporate, you know? - So expensive.
"- It's so corporate, you know? - So expensive."
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Instead of, um...
"Instead of, um..."
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Instead of Coachella, it should be called
"Instead of Coachella, it should be called"
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Whole Paycheckella.
"Whole Paycheckella."
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[laughter]
"[laughter]"
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Do you guys wanna go to the bathroom?
"Do you guys wanna go to the bathroom?"
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Hey, actually, um, there's a music festival
"Hey, actually, um, there's a music festival"
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this weekend at our house.
"this weekend at our house."
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We're... that we're throwing.
"We're... that we're throwing."
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And it's called Faux Chella.
"And it's called Faux Chella."
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Oh yeah, oh, yeah. That festival.
"Oh yeah, oh, yeah. That festival."
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Faux Chella 'cause there's "fo" stages.
"Faux Chella 'cause there's "fo" stages."
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- No, no. Well, sure. - Right?
"- No, no. Well, sure. - Right?"
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And there's a huge band, uh, that is gonna play.
"And there's a huge band, uh, that is gonna play."
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And that band is...
"And that band is..."
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Third Eye Blind.
"Third Eye Blind."
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- Seriously? - Oh.
"- Seriously? - Oh."
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- She's obsessed. - Wait, are you guys serious?
"- She's obsessed. - Wait, are you guys serious?"
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Third Eye Blind is gonna be at your music festival?
"Third Eye Blind is gonna be at your music festival?"
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- Uh-huh. - Yeah.
"- Uh-huh. - Yeah."
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Here, here, type your info in my phone and we will
"Here, here, type your info in my phone and we will"
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totally roll through. I'd love to. I'd love to.
"totally roll through. I'd love to. I'd love to."
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- Yeah, yeah. - Okay.
"- Yeah, yeah. - Okay."
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- Totally. - This is where I come in.
"- Totally. - This is where I come in."
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I'm gonna bare my soul on stage and... and Riverdance.
"I'm gonna bare my soul on stage and... and Riverdance."
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Actually, I'll show you guys a little sample if you'd like.
"Actually, I'll show you guys a little sample if you'd like."
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- Yeah. - Absolutely.
"- Yeah. - Absolutely."
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Hey, Fade fellas can I get a little Irish jig, please.
"Hey, Fade fellas can I get a little Irish jig, please."
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[Irish jig music]
"[Irish jig music]"
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- Wedgie! - Whoa!
"- Wedgie! - Whoa!"
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- Pull it down, please, Ders! - That's... now it's funny.
"- Pull it down, please, Ders! - That's... now it's funny."
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- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, yeah?
"- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, yeah?"
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[screaming]
"[screaming]"
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- Oh, no! - Don't look! Don't look.
"- Oh, no! - Don't look! Don't look."
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Just doing what you asked, pal.
"Just doing what you asked, pal."
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Oh, this next song goes out to Blake Henderson.
"Oh, this next song goes out to Blake Henderson."
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♪ How many times a day do you wish ♪
"♪ How many times a day do you wish ♪"
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♪ That you had a bigger dick? ♪
"♪ That you had a bigger dick? ♪"
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Seven.
"Seven."
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Seven. ♪ One, two, three ♪
"Seven. ♪ One, two, three ♪"
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♪ Four, five, six ♪ all: ♪ And seven ♪
"♪ Four, five, six ♪ all: ♪ And seven ♪"
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
"[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]"
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♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
"♪ Gotta be fresh ♪"
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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- Okay, very good, very good. - All right.
"- Okay, very good, very good. - All right."
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Ders, we're starting with the comedy, okay?
"Ders, we're starting with the comedy, okay?"
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- Yeah. - And I don't want you
"- Yeah. - And I don't want you"
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to be nervous that you're gonna bomb.
"to be nervous that you're gonna bomb."
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- Heh, okay, I'm not. - Okay, but if you are,
"- Heh, okay, I'm not. - Okay, but if you are,"
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I did download this cool little, like applause app
"I did download this cool little, like applause app"
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that will... [laughter]
"that will... [laughter]"
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sweeten the laughter if you need it.
"sweeten the laughter if you need it."
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- Not gonna need it. - [text message tone]
"- Not gonna need it. - [text message tone]"
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Uh-oh. Oh, it's the girls.
"Uh-oh. Oh, it's the girls."
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They are saying they are coming
"They are saying they are coming"
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but only if Third Eye Blind is here.
"but only if Third Eye Blind is here."
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- So is Third Eye confirmed? - Yeah.
"- So is Third Eye confirmed? - Yeah."
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- More or less, they are. - Yes.
"- More or less, they are. - Yes."
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Yeah, I emailed their Hotmail account
"Yeah, I emailed their Hotmail account"
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and I got a reply, like, right away
"and I got a reply, like, right away"
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from this dude named Mailer Daemon,
"from this dude named Mailer Daemon,"
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I think it's their, like, French manager or something.
"I think it's their, like, French manager or something."
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Hey, dude, can you text them something for me?
"Hey, dude, can you text them something for me?"
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- Okay. - Say...
"- Okay. - Say..."
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"The Lord of the Riverdance has been a-practici"
""The Lord of the Riverdance has been a-practici""
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- and he's ready to... - Shut up, Blake.
"- and he's ready to... - Shut up, Blake."
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- Yeah. - He's not gonna text them that.
"- Yeah. - He's not gonna text them that."
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- Shut up - You know why?
"- Shut up - You know why?"
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'Cause women don't respond to that.
"'Cause women don't respond to that."
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In fact, it makes their vaginas just swell shut.
"In fact, it makes their vaginas just swell shut."
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- Okay? - I know that, I know that.
"- Okay? - I know that, I know that."
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It's like you don't like...
"It's like you don't like..."
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- sideboob. - I love that.
"- sideboob. - I love that."
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- Or under butt. - I love that even more.
"- Or under butt. - I love that even more."
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Oh, best of all, the underboob.
"Oh, best of all, the underboob."
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- Underneath the boob. - Where it hangs out down here.
"- Underneath the boob. - Where it hangs out down here."
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So if you could do me a favor and please get real!
"So if you could do me a favor and please get real!"
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- And act real, Blake! - All right.
"- And act real, Blake! - All right."
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It's joke time.
"It's joke time."
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It's joke time.
"It's joke time."
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I don't know why you're being sad.
"I don't know why you're being sad."
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Blake, what's the deal, man?
"Blake, what's the deal, man?"
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I thought I asked for prosciutto.
"I thought I asked for prosciutto."
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Welcome to...
"Welcome to..."
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Faux Chella!
"Faux Chella!"
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You guys ready to laugh today?
"You guys ready to laugh today?"
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I can't hear you! [overlapping mumbling]
"I can't hear you! [overlapping mumbling]"
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Okay, when I say, "laugh," you say, "ter."
"Okay, when I say, "laugh," you say, "ter.""
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Laugh.
"Laugh."
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[all unenthusiastically] Ter.
"[all unenthusiastically] Ter."
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When I say, "comed," you say "y."
"When I say, "comed," you say "y.""
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Comed.
"Comed."
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[all unenthusiastically] Y.
"[all unenthusiastically] Y."
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Now we're cooking with gas!
"Now we're cooking with gas!"
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Let's give it up for the one and only
"Let's give it up for the one and only"
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comedian you're gonna see this afternoon,
"comedian you're gonna see this afternoon,"
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the great Dogfather of Comedy,
"the great Dogfather of Comedy,"
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Anders Holmvik!
"Anders Holmvik!"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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