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Clips from Workaholics - Old Man Ders (S02E02)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 2, Episode 5 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 624 clips
Comedy
- Wake up, you old piece of shit!
"- Wake up, you old piece of shit!"
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- Slappy birthday! - Happy birthday.
"- Slappy birthday! - Happy birthday."
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- Guys, guys, come on, please.
"- Guys, guys, come on, please."
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Not this year, guys.
"Not this year, guys."
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I don't want to do it this year.
"I don't want to do it this year."
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All right, all right.
"All right, all right."
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Fine, I'll do it, but only because
"Fine, I'll do it, but only because"
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I'm already dressed, guys!
"I'm already dressed, guys!"
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- Oh!
"- Oh!"
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- Bam.
"- Bam."
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- Are you ready for the birthday booze-athon?
"- Are you ready for the birthday booze-athon?"
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- Walking, walking, walking, walking.
"- Walking, walking, walking, walking."
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- Well, it's your birthday, slappy birthday.
"- Well, it's your birthday, slappy birthday."
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- He's looking good, but you gotta wonder if his age
"- He's looking good, but you gotta wonder if his age"
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is gonna be a factor in this year's Tour de Franzia.
"is gonna be a factor in this year's Tour de Franzia."
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- I gotta slap the bag! Slap the bag!
"- I gotta slap the bag! Slap the bag!"
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- You can do it. We all believe in you.
"- You can do it. We all believe in you."
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Very good.
"Very good."
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- Oh, he lost his helmet.
"- Oh, he lost his helmet."
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He missed the flamingo.
"He missed the flamingo."
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- Nice, yeah. Oh.
"- Nice, yeah. Oh."
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- What is that? It's not beer.
"- What is that? It's not beer."
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- No, it's whiskey.
"- No, it's whiskey."
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I watered it down, though.
"I watered it down, though."
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- Okay. All right, fine.
"- Okay. All right, fine."
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- With beer. Here we go.
"- With beer. Here we go."
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Come on. Come on.
"Come on. Come on."
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- Oh! [laughs]
"- Oh! [laughs]"
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- Booze-athon, yeah.
"- Booze-athon, yeah."
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- Come on, Dersel Hasselhoff.
"- Come on, Dersel Hasselhoff."
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Baywatch those beers, you're doing great.
"Baywatch those beers, you're doing great."
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- No, dude, I can't do it.
"- No, dude, I can't do it."
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I'm starting to get hot mouth.
"I'm starting to get hot mouth."
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- Come on, they need your help.
"- Come on, they need your help."
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Clock's ticking by, let's go.
"Clock's ticking by, let's go."
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- No, no.
"- No, no."
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- [laughs]
"- [laughs]"
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- Yeah.
"- Yeah."
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Get 'em.
"Get 'em."
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- Eww.
"- Eww."
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- Oh, my gosh.
"- Oh, my gosh."
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Nobody's puked the pool in, like, a while.
"Nobody's puked the pool in, like, a while."
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- It's been a while.
"- It's been a while."
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It's been too long, actually.
"It's been too long, actually."
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- I guess we did it.
"- I guess we did it."
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- Yeah, it's been a while.
"- Yeah, it's been a while."
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- I'm done.
"- I'm done."
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- Well, you're paying for a pool cleaner.
"- Well, you're paying for a pool cleaner."
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I mean, don't be a dick about it.
"I mean, don't be a dick about it."
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That is an entire Bagel Bite.
"That is an entire Bagel Bite."
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- He ate your Bagel Bites.
"- He ate your Bagel Bites."
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- He ate my Bagel Bites.
"- He ate my Bagel Bites."
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[hip-hop music]
"[hip-hop music]"
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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[knocking on door]
"[knocking on door]"
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- Ah, son of a bitch!
"- Ah, son of a bitch!"
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Damn it!
"Damn it!"
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- [groans]
"- [groans]"
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Where are you going?
"Where are you going?"
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- Well, this is Ders' birthday breakfast.
"- Well, this is Ders' birthday breakfast."
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I got him some grapefruit, a grandpa bran muffin,
"I got him some grapefruit, a grandpa bran muffin,"
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and a shot of prune juice and Jagermeister,
"and a shot of prune juice and Jagermeister,"
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'cause you saw him yesterday, man.
"'cause you saw him yesterday, man."
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He's an old dude. - Yeah, he's crazy old.
"He's an old dude. - Yeah, he's crazy old."
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It's bizarre how old he is. - It's not carrot cake.
"It's bizarre how old he is. - It's not carrot cake."
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- Hmm, yuck. - No, no.
"- Hmm, yuck. - No, no."
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- Nah, it's no good.
"- Nah, it's no good."
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- Yeah, it's for old men.
"- Yeah, it's for old men."
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- Yeah, Ders is old.
"- Yeah, Ders is old."
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He's like a year and a half older.
"He's like a year and a half older."
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You know how many months that is?
"You know how many months that is?"
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That's like-
"That's like-"
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- Anyways, don't mention anything about him getting old
"- Anyways, don't mention anything about him getting old"
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'cause it's, you know, his birthday, and just play it cool.
"'cause it's, you know, his birthday, and just play it cool."
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- I should help you carry the tray, though,
"- I should help you carry the tray, though,"
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because that looks heavy, and I'm...
"because that looks heavy, and I'm..."
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- No. - Definitely have a solid core.
"- No. - Definitely have a solid core."
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- Okay. I see what you're doing.
"- Okay. I see what you're doing."
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- This is sort of from both of us, though, because...
"- This is sort of from both of us, though, because..."
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my mom gave us this tray when my grandma died.
"my mom gave us this tray when my grandma died."
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- Well, uh, tell your dead grandma I said thanks.
"- Well, uh, tell your dead grandma I said thanks."
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- Whoa, look who's up.
"- Whoa, look who's up."
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- Whoa, beef castle.
"- Whoa, beef castle."
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- Oh, what's up with you guys?
"- Oh, what's up with you guys?"
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Who's swagging? You swagging?
"Who's swagging? You swagging?"
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- I-I think maybe. - Yeah.
"- I-I think maybe. - Yeah."
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- Come on, man.
"- Come on, man."
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- What are you listening to?
"- What are you listening to?"
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- Oh, dude, it's this new mash-up tape,
"- Oh, dude, it's this new mash-up tape,"
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DJ Chris unchained!
"DJ Chris unchained!"
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Lah-dow.
"Lah-dow."
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- Very lah-dow- let me-
"- Very lah-dow- let me-"
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- Mm-hmm. - Let me listen.
"- Mm-hmm. - Let me listen."
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both: Yeah.
"both: Yeah."
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- Like Jamiroquai mixed with Smash Mouth.
"- Like Jamiroquai mixed with Smash Mouth."
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I hear it now.
"I hear it now."
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- Nope! That's a chop, buddy.
"- Nope! That's a chop, buddy."
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- Ow, what-what was that? That was weird.
"- Ow, what-what was that? That was weird."
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- Why are you chopping him?
"- Why are you chopping him?"
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- It's a chop, man.
"- It's a chop, man."
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You say or do anything stupid, and that's a chop.
"You say or do anything stupid, and that's a chop."
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We used to do it on the playground
"We used to do it on the playground"
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when I was a kid, so I'm bringing it back.
"when I was a kid, so I'm bringing it back."
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- Okay, well, yeah. - Yeah, that's cool.
"- Okay, well, yeah. - Yeah, that's cool."
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- Thank you for that, and thank me for this.
"- Thank you for that, and thank me for this."
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It's a breakfast for your birthday,
"It's a breakfast for your birthday,"
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and, oh, I got you this gift to you.
"and, oh, I got you this gift to you."
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- Yeah, you know what? Happy birthday.
"- Yeah, you know what? Happy birthday."
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- Well, it's-it's just from me, not Adam.
"- Well, it's-it's just from me, not Adam."
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- It came on my tray, so...
"- It came on my tray, so..."
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- It's a golf polo. Very American Dad-iator.
"- It's a golf polo. Very American Dad-iator."
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- You could get married in something like that.
"- You could get married in something like that."
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You could probably also get divorced in that as well.
"You could probably also get divorced in that as well."
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- Yeah, or a job interview
"- Yeah, or a job interview"
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or maybe, like, a soldier's funeral,
"or maybe, like, a soldier's funeral,"
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or I was thinking, hey, you know,
"or I was thinking, hey, you know,"
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you want to be city councilman dude one day.
"you want to be city councilman dude one day."
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