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Clips from Workaholics - Good Mourning (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 5 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 522 clips

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I'm in. Let's do this.
Let's do this.
It's an American thing.
Um, if I could have your attention,
I just wanted to let you know.
Blake and I have channeled our sadness
regarding Homegirl's passing into a charity
in Homegirl's name.
Homegirl's home for girls without homes.
Well I've also made an organization
It's called rollerblading across the Americas.
Oh, yeah? North and South?
And east and west if it'll find a goddamn cure!
do anything to bring Homegirl back.
The only way to keep Homegirl alive
is to name stuff after her,
like charities or skateboard tricks.
- Huh? - Blake.
- Uh. - Show 'em.
Homegirl!
- Whoa. - Forever.
You didn't show her much respect by
not using her real name.
Yeah, well, obviously it's... it's that then.
And what's her name, Ders?
She had a name, dude.
And her name was Roberta Paulson.
Her name was Roberta Paulson.
Her name was Roberta Paulson!
Guys...
Her name is Roberta Paulson!
How do you say seance in Swedish?
Uh...
Then let us have...
Alice, you've got to shut it down now.
What?
Homegirl's wake. Shut it down, now. Please.
Nobody's butthurt. Not anymore.
We're all, uh, we're all butthealed.
Whoa. Whose video will?
Is it like a cool little droid dude?
on the mic device. He was singing a song,
and I don't know what he's gonna do next.
Ders. No, video will, that's a great idea.
Video will?
Video will. What's up?
Mr. Nate Dogg. Are you there?
How do I make it into heaven?
Oh. Oh!
Ay yay. Ay yay.
Smoke weed every day.
Luckily, I do, so I guess I'm going to heaven.
Can we leave? I want to see Ben Affleck
at the wax museum.
You know what? Screw Homegirl.
It's time to contact your dead grandmother.
Guys, again, sorry to interrupt,
than whatever Adam's convinced you he's doing.
Oh, is it cartoons?
Oh, thank God. All I need is a good cartoon
to take my mind off of things.
Is it Doug? Is it Hey, Arnold?
No, no, Jillian, it's not cartoons, okay?
It's Homegirl's video will.
- Here we go. - Hey, y'all. It's me.
If you're watching this, I'm a goner.
But don't let that get you down.
Do you guys wanna take care of your drinks?
Yeah, because the longer you're sad,
the longer I'm gonna spend in hell.
So don't be so darn butthurt.
- Mm. - Amen to that, girl.
I'd like to say a special thank you to all
you at Telamericorp,
but mostly to Anders and Blake.
Oh, did you hear that?
They are just two gentlemen,
and not only are their hearts tender,
but I would guess to say that
their penises are pretty tender too.
'em in your mouth and find out.
- I'd be having babies with 'em... - Aha!
Just have sex with Blake and Anders,
not Adam, 'cause he's sad and stupid.
No! No, be sad.
- Be sad and butthurt. - No.
He just said to have sex with... no, she...
You see what he was doing?
He was face-timing. This was a lie.
- No, no. - This is a lie.
No, no, no, no, Adam, don't do this.
I need this! I just wanna screw these two
swedes together like Ikea furniture.
No, no, you declared war on me when you didn't
So quit trying to make everybody happy,
But you know what?
Sadness is the real key to evoke
- passion and sexuality. - No, happiness!
- It's happiness. - It's sadness!
♪ I smell sex and candy yeah ♪