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Clips from Workaholics - TAC in the Day (S05E05)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 5, Episode 13 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 517 clips
Comedy

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The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
Title Season Episode
Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
I'm just saying that it's sexist
"I'm just saying that it's sexist"
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- that I can show my nipples... - Right.
"- that I can show my nipples... - Right."
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...but my little sister can't show hers.
"...but my little sister can't show hers."
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That's crazy. It's just, like, let women free the nip.
"That's crazy. It's just, like, let women free the nip."
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Free the nipples.
"Free the nipples."
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- How young is your sister? - It doesn't matter.
"- How young is your sister? - It doesn't matter."
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It's that you should just be able to do it.
"It's that you should just be able to do it."
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- Yeah, okay. - This is America last time I checked.
"- Yeah, okay. - This is America last time I checked."
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- Get off me! - Okay, Bill...
"- Get off me! - Okay, Bill..."
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- Bill, would you hold her down? - She's strong.
"- Bill, would you hold her down? - She's strong."
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- Oh, my gosh, she got mean strength. - What's wrong with my brain?
"- Oh, my gosh, she got mean strength. - What's wrong with my brain?"
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I don't know. I don't know.
"I don't know. I don't know."
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The devil is cursing me.
"The devil is cursing me."
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(SCREAMING)
"(SCREAMING)"
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I'll have what she's having.
"I'll have what she's having."
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(SINGING) I'm fresh
"(SINGING) I'm fresh"
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You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
"You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta"
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Gotta be fresh
"Gotta be fresh"
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Does this look familiar?
"Does this look familiar?"
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Yeah, that's a Samoa, right?
"Yeah, that's a Samoa, right?"
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Oh, did she go sugar mad?
"Oh, did she go sugar mad?"
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That's right. That's a real thing. That happened to my aunt.
"That's right. That's a real thing. That happened to my aunt."
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She drove her Corolla off one of the bridges in Madison County,
"She drove her Corolla off one of the bridges in Madison County,"
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and in the wreckage, they found three Whatchamacallits.
"and in the wreckage, they found three Whatchamacallits."
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Candy wrappers. Like Milky Way candy wrappers.
"Candy wrappers. Like Milky Way candy wrappers."
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Okay, this is a half-eaten, giant weed cookie
"Okay, this is a half-eaten, giant weed cookie"
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that Tina found in your cubicle!
"that Tina found in your cubicle!"
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- It's... Which is stealing. - Yes.
"- It's... Which is stealing. - Yes."
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- So you want us to fire her? 'Cause we'll do it. - Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
"- So you want us to fire her? 'Cause we'll do it. - Mmm-hmm. Yeah."
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We are not firing the traumatized woman who is now in the hospital
"We are not firing the traumatized woman who is now in the hospital"
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because you three brought drugs to work.
"because you three brought drugs to work."
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Okay, she's a traumatized thief, though.
"Okay, she's a traumatized thief, though."
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- Please, let me banish... - Identity theft...
"- Please, let me banish... - Identity theft..."
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- I want to banish someone. - That's the word. The thief part.
"- I want to banish someone. - That's the word. The thief part."
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ADAM: She is traumatized, but she is a criminal.
"ADAM: She is traumatized, but she is a criminal."
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You guys, I'm really sorry to have to do this,
"You guys, I'm really sorry to have to do this,"
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but you have gone way too far this time.
"but you have gone way too far this time."
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You're all fired.
"You're all fired."
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Well, it finally happened.
"Well, it finally happened."
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No, no. She can't fire us because we dem boys.
"No, no. She can't fire us because we dem boys."
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A woman ran through a glass door high on drugs, because of you three.
"A woman ran through a glass door high on drugs, because of you three."
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I have to fire you.
"I have to fire you."
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You know, I didn't want to do this,
"You know, I didn't want to do this,"
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because it would, you know,
"because it would, you know,"
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- feel a little icky to do. - ADAM: Mmm-hmm.
"- feel a little icky to do. - ADAM: Mmm-hmm."
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But I'm going to have to pull out our one time only,
"But I'm going to have to pull out our one time only,"
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"You can't fire us" card, Alice.
""You can't fire us" card, Alice."
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Okay, what the hell are you talking about?
"Okay, what the hell are you talking about?"
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(ANDERS LAUGHS)
"(ANDERS LAUGHS)"
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Alice, need we remind you how you got your job?
"Alice, need we remind you how you got your job?"
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- (KNOCKING) - Yello.
"- (KNOCKING) - Yello."
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Hey, uh, what's up, player? I'm Ice Holmvik.
"Hey, uh, what's up, player? I'm Ice Holmvik."
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I'm here for an orientation.
"I'm here for an orientation."
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Oh, that's a, that's an unusual name.
"Oh, that's a, that's an unusual name."
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What's the significance to that, Ice?
"What's the significance to that, Ice?"
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I used to swim, but then I started rhyming,
"I used to swim, but then I started rhyming,"
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and my rhymes were so cold that the water froze.
"and my rhymes were so cold that the water froze."
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Hence, Ice Holmvik.
"Hence, Ice Holmvik."
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Oh, that's... I love... I love rap.
"Oh, that's... I love... I love rap."
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I love rap, too. I'm also into hip-hop fashion.
"I love rap, too. I'm also into hip-hop fashion."
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- You know, like... - Right.
"- You know, like... - Right."
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This guy, Kanye, is like, starting to really come up and change the game,
"This guy, Kanye, is like, starting to really come up and change the game,"
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so I started a denim line. Check that.
"so I started a denim line. Check that."
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It's called, Rawegian. I don't really have them
"It's called, Rawegian. I don't really have them"
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steady sagging right now, but usually I do.
"steady sagging right now, but usually I do."
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But since I'm at work, I pull them up out of respect.
"But since I'm at work, I pull them up out of respect."
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I appreciate that. I'll tell you what.
"I appreciate that. I'll tell you what."
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If you wear slacks tomorrow, I'll cut you some slack today.
"If you wear slacks tomorrow, I'll cut you some slack today."
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- That's what's up. - All right, well,
"- That's what's up. - All right, well,"
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orientation's in about ten minutes, conference room.
"orientation's in about ten minutes, conference room."
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- That's what's up. - Thank you, buddy.
"- That's what's up. - Thank you, buddy."
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- That's what's up. - All right, Ice.
"- That's what's up. - All right, Ice."
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This is gonna be fun, buddy.
"This is gonna be fun, buddy."
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(BLAKE LAUGHING)
"(BLAKE LAUGHING)"
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What the hell are you guys doing here? You're supposed to be in class.
"What the hell are you guys doing here? You're supposed to be in class."
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BLAKE: You get it, bro.
"BLAKE: You get it, bro."
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It's like a financial crisis we're going through.
"It's like a financial crisis we're going through."
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- Yeah. - Recession, college loans,
"- Yeah. - Recession, college loans,"
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- the bailouts... - Bailouts, yep.
"- the bailouts... - Bailouts, yep."
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So you know, we bailed out. Barack Obama!
"So you know, we bailed out. Barack Obama!"
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- You dropped out of college? - Yeah, as real bosses do.
"- You dropped out of college? - Yeah, as real bosses do."
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Bill Gates, the child from Facebook.
"Bill Gates, the child from Facebook."
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Hey, guess what, guys. It's Steve Jobs not Steve College.
"Hey, guess what, guys. It's Steve Jobs not Steve College."
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That's funny.
"That's funny."
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'Cause I'm kind of gonna be the office funny guy around here.
"'Cause I'm kind of gonna be the office funny guy around here."
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I feel like that's my vibe.
"I feel like that's my vibe."
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That's my calling. That's my truth.
"That's my calling. That's my truth."
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Okay, so should we clock in or something?
"Okay, so should we clock in or something?"
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No, we definitely shouldn't clock in, okay?
"No, we definitely shouldn't clock in, okay?"
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I should clock in, because this is my job
"I should clock in, because this is my job"
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and you don't belong here.
"and you don't belong here."
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This is where I am going to turn over a new leaf
"This is where I am going to turn over a new leaf"
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and become the man I was supposed to be, Ice Holmvik.
"and become the man I was supposed to be, Ice Holmvik."
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I will not call you that.
"I will not call you that."
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I will never, ever call you Ice Holmvik.
"I will never, ever call you Ice Holmvik."
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- ANDERS: This is... Yes, you will. - Oh, Ders, check it out.
"- ANDERS: This is... Yes, you will. - Oh, Ders, check it out."
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- Ice is what I'm called. - Yeah, but check it out.
"- Ice is what I'm called. - Yeah, but check it out."
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ANDERS: Dude, is that... Is that Lacey Jams?
"ANDERS: Dude, is that... Is that Lacey Jams?"
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- Yes, like, 100%. That's her. - Don't look up. Don't look.
"- Yes, like, 100%. That's her. - Don't look up. Don't look."
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Be cool. Be cool.
"Be cool. Be cool."
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Does that mean that that dude right there is...
"Does that mean that that dude right there is..."
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The dude with the mole? The mole man?
"The dude with the mole? The mole man?"
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If that's him, I bow to thee,
"If that's him, I bow to thee,"
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because he's got a huge sausage, right?
"because he's got a huge sausage, right?"
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And she derbs it all the way up to this mole
"And she derbs it all the way up to this mole"
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that he's got on the base. I'm telling you.
"that he's got on the base. I'm telling you."
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She's not thro' yet, but she's a prospect.
"She's not thro' yet, but she's a prospect."
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She's like the Derrick Rose of deep throat, dude.
"She's like the Derrick Rose of deep throat, dude."
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Oh, is that, like, an Internet thing?
"Oh, is that, like, an Internet thing?"
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Ugh, yuck.
"Ugh, yuck."
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Oh, Adam, you are still taking a hard stance on the Internet.
"Oh, Adam, you are still taking a hard stance on the Internet."
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Dude, it is 2008.
"Dude, it is 2008."
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Don't be 2000-late, okay?
"Don't be 2000-late, okay?"
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The Internet and computers are for dweebs and nerds.
"The Internet and computers are for dweebs and nerds."
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You got to get on there, dude.
"You got to get on there, dude."
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It's, like, a lot of amazing porno on there.
"It's, like, a lot of amazing porno on there."
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- Yeah. - This Internet porno fade...
"- Yeah. - This Internet porno fade..."
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That's gonna... It's gonna fade away because porno stars
"That's gonna... It's gonna fade away because porno stars"
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are on the covers of DVDs and the covers of VHS tapes.
"are on the covers of DVDs and the covers of VHS tapes."
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(CHUCKLES) Okay, cool dudes.
"(CHUCKLES) Okay, cool dudes."
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