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Clips from Workaholics - Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure (S07E07)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 7, Episode 4 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 600 clips
Comedy
You know, I just wasn't, you know,
"You know, I just wasn't, you know,"
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happy with my current look.
"happy with my current look."
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So I'm... I'm trying something new, what do you think?
"So I'm... I'm trying something new, what do you think?"
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Steampunk...
"Steampunk..."
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or smoke-punk?
"or smoke-punk?"
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Dude, just go "Waterworld,"
"Dude, just go "Waterworld,""
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take those clothes off.
"take those clothes off."
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Yes! I love that.
"Yes! I love that."
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Hey, check me out, okay...
"Hey, check me out, okay..."
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- You're a genius. - I'm here for you, man.
"- You're a genius. - I'm here for you, man."
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Stop doing what you're doing and watch me.
"Stop doing what you're doing and watch me."
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Okay, one, two... [groans]
"Okay, one, two... [groans]"
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- It's okay. - Almost got a record.
"- It's okay. - Almost got a record."
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- Oh, shoot. - What are you doing?
"- Oh, shoot. - What are you doing?"
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- Are those my keys, man? - They are.
"- Are those my keys, man? - They are."
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And I'm gonna get a record, watch.
"And I'm gonna get a record, watch."
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- Shoot. - You're gonna bend my CVS card.
"- Shoot. - You're gonna bend my CVS card."
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Ow, why are you doing that?
"Ow, why are you doing that?"
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Do you not want me to get discounts?
"Do you not want me to get discounts?"
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- It's understandable. - You ru...
"- It's understandable. - You ru..."
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Whoa, look who it is,
"Whoa, look who it is,"
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Bill the Thrill.
"Bill the Thrill."
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Cool tie.
"Cool tie."
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What's... what's up with that?
"What's... what's up with that?"
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Cool, right?
"Cool, right?"
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It was actually my mom's.
"It was actually my mom's."
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See, it's a Polynesian green turtle,
"See, it's a Polynesian green turtle,"
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found mainly in Tahiti.
"found mainly in Tahiti."
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Wow, Bill, you're explaining it
"Wow, Bill, you're explaining it"
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like we care. And we don't!
"like we care. And we don't!"
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We don't, and honestly,
"We don't, and honestly,"
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only Blake gets to wear stupid stuff like that.
"only Blake gets to wear stupid stuff like that."
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Yeah, I am the office fashionista
"Yeah, I am the office fashionista"
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and, uh, that is not a tie.
"and, uh, that is not a tie."
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It's a loss. [laughter]
"It's a loss. [laughter]"
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That was really funny. You just thought of that?
"That was really funny. You just thought of that?"
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Oh, wait a second.
"Oh, wait a second."
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Speaking of fashion,
"Speaking of fashion,"
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Bill, what's with your pants 'cause
"Bill, what's with your pants 'cause"
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it looks like you're popping a boner!
"it looks like you're popping a boner!"
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Oh, you... you're fully engorged!
"Oh, you... you're fully engorged!"
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Right?
"Right?"
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Uh, that's just how the pants lay, guys.
"Uh, that's just how the pants lay, guys."
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- Nope. - Uh, really?
"- Nope. - Uh, really?"
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Yeah, your pants lay with
"Yeah, your pants lay with"
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a gigantic hard dick inside of them?
"a gigantic hard dick inside of them?"
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Uh, nah, I don't think so.
"Uh, nah, I don't think so."
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I think your little turtle
"I think your little turtle"
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is poking its head out of its shell.
"is poking its head out of its shell."
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[laughter]
"[laughter]"
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[dramatic whoosh]
"[dramatic whoosh]"
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They weren't wrong.
"They weren't wrong."
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I'd been playing pocket pool on the ride over.
"I'd been playing pocket pool on the ride over."
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And I was hard.
"And I was hard."
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[keys clink]
"[keys clink]"
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But these dip-[bleep] had no idea
"But these dip-[bleep] had no idea"
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how hard I could actually get.
"how hard I could actually get."
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[dramatic music]
"[dramatic music]"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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[bones crunch]
"[bones crunch]"
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[plaster breaks]
"[plaster breaks]"
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[whooshing]
"[whooshing]"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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[squelch]
"[squelch]"
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[chuckles] Guilty as charged.
"[chuckles] Guilty as charged."
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You guys are hilarious.
"You guys are hilarious."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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- Thank you. - We know.
"- Thank you. - We know."
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- Yes. - Roasted.
"- Yes. - Roasted."
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
"[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]"
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♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
"♪ Gotta be fresh ♪"
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- [office phones ringing] - ♪ Baby ♪
"- [office phones ringing] - ♪ Baby ♪"
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[sultry music on computer]
"[sultry music on computer]"
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Oh, hey, Bill, um, remember,
"Oh, hey, Bill, um, remember,"
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I need you to head to TAC-Long Beach
"I need you to head to TAC-Long Beach"
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and return those thermal hunting vision goggle things
"and return those thermal hunting vision goggle things"
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we borrowed for the sales demo, kay?
"we borrowed for the sales demo, kay?"
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Yeah, topped off the tank this morning.
"Yeah, topped off the tank this morning."
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Well, great. Get going then.
"Well, great. Get going then."
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'Cause you were late last time, and I had to deal with Roger
"'Cause you were late last time, and I had to deal with Roger"
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from TAC-LBC saying how I run a loose ship.
"from TAC-LBC saying how I run a loose ship."
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- [dramatic music] - This ship isn't loose.
"- [dramatic music] - This ship isn't loose."
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It's full of holes and sinking fast.
"It's full of holes and sinking fast."
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I'd like to toss you overboard
"I'd like to toss you overboard"
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and let the sharks rip you apart.
"and let the sharks rip you apart."
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I'm sorry you had to deal with that,
"I'm sorry you had to deal with that,"
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I think you run one hell of a tight ship, Captain.
"I think you run one hell of a tight ship, Captain."
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Shut up, Bill. Kiss ass.
"Shut up, Bill. Kiss ass."
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You want me to go with him?
"You want me to go with him?"
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Make sure he's on time,
"Make sure he's on time,"
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doesn't stop off at The Wizarding World
"doesn't stop off at The Wizarding World"
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of Harry Potter, get a butterbeer.
"of Harry Potter, get a butterbeer."
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- [dramatic music] - Stay in your lane, Tez.
"- [dramatic music] - Stay in your lane, Tez."
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This ain't the day.
"This ain't the day."
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Mm, good point.
"Mm, good point."
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Bill, Montez is going with you.
"Bill, Montez is going with you."
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- Yeah. - God freaking damn it.
"- Yeah. - God freaking damn it."
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Okey-dokey, Captain, not a problem.
"Okey-dokey, Captain, not a problem."
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But it is a problem
"But it is a problem"
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because he's not part of the plan.
"because he's not part of the plan."
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And this mission has to go exactly as planned.
"And this mission has to go exactly as planned."
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[brooding dramatic music]
"[brooding dramatic music]"
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There's no room for error.
"There's no room for error."
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There never is.
"There never is."
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So I have Yelped the best Arby's on the way
"So I have Yelped the best Arby's on the way"
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because they got this off-menu sandwich
"because they got this off-menu sandwich"
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called "The Meat Mountain."
"called "The Meat Mountain.""
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Bill, where the hell'd you get this super dope brief...
"Bill, where the hell'd you get this super dope brief..."
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Don't touch that!
"Don't touch that!"
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Sorry, I... I don't mean to yell,
"Sorry, I... I don't mean to yell,"
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- just put it in the backseat. - Okay.
"- just put it in the backseat. - Okay."
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[grunts]
"[grunts]"
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Look,
"Look,"
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I'm sorry I'm tagging along,
"I'm sorry I'm tagging along,"
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but I'm just having some serious marital problems
"but I'm just having some serious marital problems"
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and I need to, like, bro down.
"and I need to, like, bro down."
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Okay, what's on your mind, my cubicle brother?
"Okay, what's on your mind, my cubicle brother?"
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[tires squeal]
"[tires squeal]"
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Me and Colleen, we in a bad place.
"Me and Colleen, we in a bad place."
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This blue car's been behind me for the last mile.
"This blue car's been behind me for the last mile."
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