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Clips from Workaholics - The Future Is Gnar (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 20 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 540 clips
Comedy

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Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
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Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
Say yes now and receive a case
"Say yes now and receive a case"
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of premium Canadian sausage for only $39.99.
"of premium Canadian sausage for only $39.99."
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Daddy, would you like some sausage?
"Daddy, would you like some sausage?"
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- Yes. - Magnificent.
"- Yes. - Magnificent."
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Now please enter your credit card info using your touch-tone phone.
"Now please enter your credit card info using your touch-tone phone."
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And there you have it.
"And there you have it."
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Telecom intelligence negotiating algorithm, or "Tina,"
"Telecom intelligence negotiating algorithm, or "Tina,""
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gives callers two offers in a variety of celebrity voices,
"gives callers two offers in a variety of celebrity voices,"
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as you just heard.
"as you just heard."
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Tom Green? You should have got Scott Caan.
"Tom Green? You should have got Scott Caan."
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- Shut up, he's a huge celebrity. - Whoa, watch it. Yeah.
"- Shut up, he's a huge celebrity. - Whoa, watch it. Yeah."
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Someone needs to put a muzzle on him,
"Someone needs to put a muzzle on him,"
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- 'cause I hate you. - Uh, real question.
"- 'cause I hate you. - Uh, real question."
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If Tina is making the calls, why are we here?
"If Tina is making the calls, why are we here?"
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Well, if Tina doesn't make the sale within the first two offers, then...
"Well, if Tina doesn't make the sale within the first two offers, then..."
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Oh, I get it.
"Oh, I get it."
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Then we come in and clean bat up.
"Then we come in and clean bat up."
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'Cause this cold machine lacks the soft touch of a human...
"'Cause this cold machine lacks the soft touch of a human..."
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touching a machine.
"touching a machine."
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It lacks human error.
"It lacks human error."
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And Tina persists where you would feel intrusive.
"And Tina persists where you would feel intrusive."
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Okay, so what's the catch?
"Okay, so what's the catch?"
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Well, if Tina does make the sale
"Well, if Tina does make the sale"
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before your assistance is needed,
"before your assistance is needed,"
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you don't get the commission.
"you don't get the commission."
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- Just your hourly. - What?
"- Just your hourly. - What?"
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Is this a joke?
"Is this a joke?"
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Uh, you know, I-I get it.
"Uh, you know, I-I get it."
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Gonna be less work for us, and we're still getting paid hourly.
"Gonna be less work for us, and we're still getting paid hourly."
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Exactly, thank you, stretch.
"Exactly, thank you, stretch."
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No, you don't get it!
"No, you don't get it!"
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This is just the beginning, guys.
"This is just the beginning, guys."
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All right, if we let these machines take our jobs,
"All right, if we let these machines take our jobs,"
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next... next, they're gonna take everything.
"next... next, they're gonna take everything."
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Okay, Blake, you're overreacting.
"Okay, Blake, you're overreacting."
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Overreacting?
"Overreacting?"
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I'm pretty sure that I'm underreacting right now.
"I'm pretty sure that I'm underreacting right now."
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Just imagine a future...
"Just imagine a future..."
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Where robots replace humans,
"Where robots replace humans,"
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evolving to be faster, smarter, and just way more freaking doper.
"evolving to be faster, smarter, and just way more freaking doper."
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Where humans become obsolete,
"Where humans become obsolete,"
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and they're forced by their ruler, Tina,
"and they're forced by their ruler, Tina,"
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to undergo a cyborg surgery known as orientation.
"to undergo a cyborg surgery known as orientation."
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And it'll only be a matter of time
"And it'll only be a matter of time"
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before they come for us all.
"before they come for us all."
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Congrats, your bum will soon be on your very own Swedish massage chair.
"Congrats, your bum will soon be on your very own Swedish massage chair."
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Now please enter your credit card info
"Now please enter your credit card info"
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using your touch-tone phone.
"using your touch-tone phone."
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- Swedish. - Wow.
"- Swedish. - Wow."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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Another sale stolen by Tina.
"Another sale stolen by Tina."
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And another one of our commission checks stuffed into the pockets
"And another one of our commission checks stuffed into the pockets"
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of Tina's real comfortable cyber wranglers.
"of Tina's real comfortable cyber wranglers."
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Oh, yeah, just face it.
"Oh, yeah, just face it."
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Tom Green is Freddy-got- finger-raping us all day.
"Tom Green is Freddy-got- finger-raping us all day."
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- Yeah. - Oh, dude, check this out.
"- Yeah. - Oh, dude, check this out."
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Look what I snuck past the last merry maids sweep.
"Look what I snuck past the last merry maids sweep."
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Thank God.
"Thank God."
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That huff, huff... Huffy white heat.
"That huff, huff... Huffy white heat."
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- Huff! Huff! - Except for it's not hot.
"- Huff! Huff! - Except for it's not hot."
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- It's actually very cold, so... - It's cold.
"- It's actually very cold, so... - It's cold."
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Just be careful with it, all right?
"Just be careful with it, all right?"
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- Pretty cool, I guess. - Yeah.
"- Pretty cool, I guess. - Yeah."
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- Ooh!
"- Ooh!"
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- That's crispy. - That's a nimbus cloud in there.
"- That's crispy. - That's a nimbus cloud in there."
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I've actually done so much of this stuff,
"I've actually done so much of this stuff,"
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I don't even think it really affects my brain anymore.
"I don't even think it really affects my brain anymore."
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Is that right?
"Is that right?"
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Hey, but don't hog it all.
"Hey, but don't hog it all."
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I know it's gonna sizzle-fry my brain,
"I know it's gonna sizzle-fry my brain,"
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but, I'm sorry, this whole impending doom thing
"but, I'm sorry, this whole impending doom thing"
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is really getting to me, so if I could just have
"is really getting to me, so if I could just have"
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a huff of the hot... uh... The heat?
"a huff of the hot... uh... The heat?"
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Well, you know, it's...
"Well, you know, it's..."
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Just abandon all hope here.
"Just abandon all hope here."
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- What the heck? What'd you do, man? - I didn't do anything.
"- What the heck? What'd you do, man? - I didn't do anything."
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Mm.
"Mm."
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We didn't do anything!
"We didn't do anything!"
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Good. That's the way I like it.
"Good. That's the way I like it."
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But that's all about to change.
"But that's all about to change."
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So, you've finally come
"So, you've finally come"
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to have me slave away in your vagina,
"to have me slave away in your vagina,"
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as your sex slave.
"as your sex slave."
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That's fine.
"That's fine."
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I'll have sex with you.
"I'll have sex with you."
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But I will never love you, Alice.
"But I will never love you, Alice."
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I will never love you!
"I will never love you!"
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Step aside, you troll.
"Step aside, you troll."
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Oh, good one: Troll.
"Oh, good one: Troll."
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- Yeah, right. - I'm here for Blake.
"- Yeah, right. - I'm here for Blake."
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Oh, 'cause of his hair? 'Cause you're into trolls?
"Oh, 'cause of his hair? 'Cause you're into trolls?"
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No. Because it's time for his orientation.
"No. Because it's time for his orientation."
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Oh, fuck, sorry.
"Oh, fuck, sorry."
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Alice, please, I haven't even lived yet, all right?
"Alice, please, I haven't even lived yet, all right?"
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I didn't even get to try Carl's Jr.'s CrissCut fries.
"I didn't even get to try Carl's Jr.'s CrissCut fries."
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- Seriously? - Yeah, you know. I'm an onion ring guy.
"- Seriously? - Yeah, you know. I'm an onion ring guy."
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Montez, Waymond, no! Don't!
"Montez, Waymond, no! Don't!"
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- Take me instead! - Yeah, take him instead.
"- Take me instead! - Yeah, take him instead."
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I understand that Tina's what's best for T.A.C.
"I understand that Tina's what's best for T.A.C."
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and I'm ready.
"and I'm ready."
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I'm ready to become...
"I'm ready to become..."
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an Oriental.
"an Oriental."
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No!
"No!"
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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Strap him to the table.
"Strap him to the table."
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I can't be a cyborg, man.
"I can't be a cyborg, man."
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They don't even have any cool... they're just idiots.
"They don't even have any cool... they're just idiots."
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They just have metal in their brains.
"They just have metal in their brains."
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If you had, like, a laser dick, then, yeah, I'd be a cyborg.
"If you had, like, a laser dick, then, yeah, I'd be a cyborg."
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But there's nothing enticing me.
"But there's nothing enticing me."
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Look, this is what we gotta do. We gotta go save Ders
"Look, this is what we gotta do. We gotta go save Ders"
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and get the hell outta this hell, all right?
"and get the hell outta this hell, all right?"
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Yeah, where are we gonna go, Blake?
"Yeah, where are we gonna go, Blake?"
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I don't know. Let's freaking feivel it.
"I don't know. Let's freaking feivel it."
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- Let's go west. - To the ocean?
"- Let's go west. - To the ocean?"
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Sh-yeah, right.
"Sh-yeah, right."
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I'm not an ocean dog, okay?
"I'm not an ocean dog, okay?"
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I'm a city cat.
"I'm a city cat."
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All right, fine. Let me think of another direction.
"All right, fine. Let me think of another direction."
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- East. - Yes.
"- East. - Yes."
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