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Clips from Workaholics - Night at the Dudeseum (S06E06)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 6, Episode 7 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 655 clips
Comedy
I'm gonna s-stand.
"I'm gonna s-stand."
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- I hope you little turd boys like getting arrested,
"- I hope you little turd boys like getting arrested,"
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because I'm calling the police.
"because I'm calling the police."
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- What's with you and turds?
"- What's with you and turds?"
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You've got, like, a weird butthole fixation,
"You've got, like, a weird butthole fixation,"
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and also a fixation on little boys.
"and also a fixation on little boys."
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You're a pedophile. Ders!
"You're a pedophile. Ders!"
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I bet you feel good, don't you?
"I bet you feel good, don't you?"
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Because this is, hands down, the worst Ders Day of all time.
"Because this is, hands down, the worst Ders Day of all time."
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Congratulations. - Whatever, man.
"Congratulations. - Whatever, man."
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You didn't even give Ders Day a chance.
"You didn't even give Ders Day a chance."
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It could've been a nice day at the museum, but no!
"It could've been a nice day at the museum, but no!"
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- Three Caucasian men.
"- Three Caucasian men."
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They were trying to steal.
"They were trying to steal."
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- Everything has to be epic.
"- Everything has to be epic."
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- Okay, stop yelling.
"- Okay, stop yelling."
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- Yeah, just chill out, Ders.
"- Yeah, just chill out, Ders."
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- Oh, do you want me to chill?
"- Oh, do you want me to chill?"
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I thought you wanted to be epic.
"I thought you wanted to be epic."
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Which one do you want, epic or chill?
"Which one do you want, epic or chill?"
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- We want, like, a epic chill.
"- We want, like, a epic chill."
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- No, forget about it, man!
"- No, forget about it, man!"
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I'll be epic 'cause it's Ders Day!
"I'll be epic 'cause it's Ders Day!"
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Mother[bleep] Ders Day! Yeah!
"Mother[bleep] Ders Day! Yeah!"
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[loud flatulence] - Whoa.
"[loud flatulence] - Whoa."
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- You just scared the fart out of me.
"- You just scared the fart out of me."
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- I know, that's why I did that. Let's go! Come on!
"- I know, that's why I did that. Let's go! Come on!"
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- Hey, get back here! - Let's go!
"- Hey, get back here! - Let's go!"
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- Oh, my God.
"- Oh, my God."
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[Adam laughing]
"[Adam laughing]"
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What did you eat?
"What did you eat?"
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- I don't know.
"- I don't know."
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That's been up there for a while.
"That's been up there for a while."
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That was in the deep butt. - The smell!
"That was in the deep butt. - The smell!"
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I can't breathe!
"I can't breathe!"
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- I'm home!
"- I'm home!"
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Oh, happy, epic Ders Day.
"Oh, happy, epic Ders Day."
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My new favorite cape.
"My new favorite cape."
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[mimics whooshing]
"[mimics whooshing]"
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Cool boat! I love it! Yeah!
"Cool boat! I love it! Yeah!"
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[gasps] Oh, my God.
"[gasps] Oh, my God."
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Happy Epic Ders Day, Erik the Red.
"Happy Epic Ders Day, Erik the Red."
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Blake: Okay, Ders, look,
"Blake: Okay, Ders, look,"
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I think the police are on their way.
"I think the police are on their way."
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We need to get going, all right?
"We need to get going, all right?"
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- Who cares!
"- Who cares!"
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We're having fun, right?
"We're having fun, right?"
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- I'm having fun. Here, here.
"- I'm having fun. Here, here."
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- Why? What are you doing? - Here, fight me real quick.
"- Why? What are you doing? - Here, fight me real quick."
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- That's cool, that's cool. - Okay.
"- That's cool, that's cool. - Okay."
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- Oh, yeah, yeah!
"- Oh, yeah, yeah!"
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- Oh! - What are you doing?
"- Oh! - What are you doing?"
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Adam: Oh, God.
"Adam: Oh, God."
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I thought these things were CGI.
"I thought these things were CGI."
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- Oh, yeah, that does not make sense, Adam.
"- Oh, yeah, that does not make sense, Adam."
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- Oh, my God. - Ders, look,
"- Oh, my God. - Ders, look,"
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I know you're in the middle of a mental breakdown.
"I know you're in the middle of a mental breakdown."
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and rage in the room, but we need to squash the beef and go.
"and rage in the room, but we need to squash the beef and go."
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- Blake, I don't have time for beef, pal,
"- Blake, I don't have time for beef, pal,"
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because I am a Viking!
"because I am a Viking!"
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To the 'Vo!
"To the 'Vo!"
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- I like Ders when he's like this.
"- I like Ders when he's like this."
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This is fun. I feel a little concussed.
"This is fun. I feel a little concussed."
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[all yelling]
"[all yelling]"
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- Hey, dinosaurs,
"- Hey, dinosaurs,"
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why don't you go back to being extinct?
"why don't you go back to being extinct?"
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- Yeah! - Nice.
"- Yeah! - Nice."
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- Oh, what the hell?
"- Oh, what the hell?"
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- I'm so sorry. - We're gonna kick your ass!
"- I'm so sorry. - We're gonna kick your ass!"
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- Oh, go, go, go! - Oh, crap!
"- Oh, go, go, go! - Oh, crap!"
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[all yelling]
"[all yelling]"
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- Come on, come on. - Go, go, go, go.
"- Come on, come on. - Go, go, go, go."
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- This way. Ah!
"- This way. Ah!"
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- Oh, Jesus! - Oh, man!
"- Oh, Jesus! - Oh, man!"
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- It's the end of the line, boys.
"- It's the end of the line, boys."
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- Oh, my God. - He escaped.
"- Oh, my God. - He escaped."
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- Damn it, we're trapped.
"- Damn it, we're trapped."
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- Wait, there's an exit.
"- Wait, there's an exit."
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- Oh. - Ah, it's locked!
"- Oh. - Ah, it's locked!"
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- Forget about it, man, we're toast.
"- Forget about it, man, we're toast."
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- Put the artifacts down now.
"- Put the artifacts down now."
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- Okay, yeah. - Fine.
"- Okay, yeah. - Fine."
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- Here, there's that.
"- Here, there's that."
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Guys, I'm sorry I dragged you here
"Guys, I'm sorry I dragged you here"
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even though I know you hate museums,
"even though I know you hate museums,"
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and I just ruined another Ders Day,
"and I just ruined another Ders Day,"
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- Honestly, it's not even your fault, dude.
"- Honestly, it's not even your fault, dude."
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We were just being selfish.
"We were just being selfish."
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Ders Days, yes, they do suck. - Usually.
"Ders Days, yes, they do suck. - Usually."
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- Admittedly, they're the worst day.
"- Admittedly, they're the worst day."
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But like, this was a pretty fun one.
"But like, this was a pretty fun one."
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- Appreciate that. - Yeah.
"- Appreciate that. - Yeah."
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Hey, what do you say we squash the beef?
"Hey, what do you say we squash the beef?"
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- I never knew what beef you were talking about.
"- I never knew what beef you were talking about."
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- Just the fact that we've been kind of fighting.
"- Just the fact that we've been kind of fighting."
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- It's squashed. - Is it squashed?
"- It's squashed. - Is it squashed?"
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- Yeah. - All right, wait.
"- Yeah. - All right, wait."
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One, two, three, beef squashed!
"One, two, three, beef squashed!"
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- You know what, screw that guy.
"- You know what, screw that guy."
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Just leave it blocking the door.
"Just leave it blocking the door."
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- Come on, man.
"- Come on, man."
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We do that and we're stooping to his level.
"We do that and we're stooping to his level."
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That's not what we do at Anderson Delivery.
"That's not what we do at Anderson Delivery."
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Let's move it.
"Let's move it."
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- Yeah, I have three intruders
"- Yeah, I have three intruders"
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at the Museum of Science and History.
"at the Museum of Science and History."
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Please come down.
"Please come down."
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- Yeah, you freaking wish, Saul,
"- Yeah, you freaking wish, Saul,"
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but sorry, the beef is squashed!
"but sorry, the beef is squashed!"
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- We squashed the beef! - Squashed! Squashed!
"- We squashed the beef! - Squashed! Squashed!"
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I'm gonna try it.
"I'm gonna try it."
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Whoa! - Whoa!
"Whoa! - Whoa!"
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- Ah! It worked! - Go!
"- Ah! It worked! - Go!"
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It worked! It worked!
"It worked! It worked!"
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The spell is broken and we live again!
"The spell is broken and we live again!"
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- I better never see you in this museum ever again!
"- I better never see you in this museum ever again!"
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You hear me? Never again!
"You hear me? Never again!"
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Is that a ficus?
"Is that a ficus?"
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[beatboxing]
"[beatboxing]"
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- * He's insane
"- * He's insane"
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