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Clips from Workaholics - Gayborhood (S05E05)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 5, Episode 5 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 515 clips
Comedy
With teamwork comes trust.
"With teamwork comes trust."
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With trust comes success.
"With trust comes success."
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These are all principles that I practi...
"These are all principles that I practi..."
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Well, well, well.
"Well, well, well."
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Look-ea what we got here.
"Look-ea what we got here."
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Three young bucks. I like it.
"Three young bucks. I like it."
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More like frickin' hung bucks.
"More like frickin' hung bucks."
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(LAUGHING) 'Cause our things are huge.
"(LAUGHING) 'Cause our things are huge."
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- Who are you? - I am Teddy,
"- Who are you? - I am Teddy,"
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and corporate has sent me here because tomorrow,
"and corporate has sent me here because tomorrow,"
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I will be running the TelAmeriCorp team building competition,
"I will be running the TelAmeriCorp team building competition,"
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the winners of which get a weekend
"the winners of which get a weekend"
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at a beautiful timeshare in sunny Palm Springs, California.
"at a beautiful timeshare in sunny Palm Springs, California."
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- (TEDDY CLAPPING) Yeah. - Ooh.
"- (TEDDY CLAPPING) Yeah. - Ooh."
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So, like, what's the deal with the competition?
"So, like, what's the deal with the competition?"
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Well, I don't want to give too much away,
"Well, I don't want to give too much away,"
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but let's just say there'll be lots of activities
"but let's just say there'll be lots of activities"
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that include teamwork, cooperation, and trust...
"that include teamwork, cooperation, and trust..."
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Falls! Gil!
"Falls! Gil!"
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Boom! Boom! Yeah.
"Boom! Boom! Yeah."
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BLAKE: Good job, Gil. He's really strong.
"BLAKE: Good job, Gil. He's really strong."
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Each team is gonna get a T-shirt. What color would you boys like to be?
"Each team is gonna get a T-shirt. What color would you boys like to be?"
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- Red. - We call blue.
"- Red. - We call blue."
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- Yellow. - Red.
"- Yellow. - Red."
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- Blue. - Yellow.
"- Blue. - Yellow."
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You fools are already starting on the wrong foot, huh?
"You fools are already starting on the wrong foot, huh?"
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Tez, shut up your gigantic mouth.
"Tez, shut up your gigantic mouth."
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Because there's one thing about us that you did not count on.
"Because there's one thing about us that you did not count on."
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- BOTH: Trust fall. - What?
"- BOTH: Trust fall. - What?"
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What the heck, man. My cereal.
"What the heck, man. My cereal."
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- Looking more like bust fall. - (BOTH LAUGHING)
"- Looking more like bust fall. - (BOTH LAUGHING)"
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Bust fall. You should tweet that. Yeah.
"Bust fall. You should tweet that. Yeah."
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You boys owe me some cereal.
"You boys owe me some cereal."
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(SINGING) I'm fresh
"(SINGING) I'm fresh"
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You gotta, you gotta, You gotta, gotta
"You gotta, you gotta, You gotta, gotta"
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Gotta be fresh
"Gotta be fresh"
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- I'm fine. - BLAKE: Lloyd was pissed. Did you see him?
"- I'm fine. - BLAKE: Lloyd was pissed. Did you see him?"
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- Did you see how big his eyes get? - (ANDERS SIGHS)
"- Did you see how big his eyes get? - (ANDERS SIGHS)"
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(MONTEZ LAUGHING)
"(MONTEZ LAUGHING)"
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I got to tell you, I've seen some sad stuff around this office,
"I got to tell you, I've seen some sad stuff around this office,"
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but that bust fall was straight bust y'all.
"but that bust fall was straight bust y'all."
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(LAUGHS) Hey, Tez. Still not funny.
"(LAUGHS) Hey, Tez. Still not funny."
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Well, Twitter thought it was hilarious. Nine faves and a re-tweet. Thank you, Bill.
"Well, Twitter thought it was hilarious. Nine faves and a re-tweet. Thank you, Bill."
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- Nine faves. - Mmm-hmm.
"- Nine faves. - Mmm-hmm."
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- Wow. - That's a lot.
"- Wow. - That's a lot."
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Okay, I wouldn't make a big deal about it, okay?
"Okay, I wouldn't make a big deal about it, okay?"
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We haven't even had our morning sugar-free Red Bulls. We're still waking up.
"We haven't even had our morning sugar-free Red Bulls. We're still waking up."
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- We're getting the sleep out of our eyes. - That's true.
"- We're getting the sleep out of our eyes. - That's true."
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We know each other so well. We're, like, telepathic.
"We know each other so well. We're, like, telepathic."
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Like, for instance, what's my favorite movie of all time?
"Like, for instance, what's my favorite movie of all time?"
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- Hocus Pocus. - Thank you.
"- Hocus Pocus. - Thank you."
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What is my most viewed website?
"What is my most viewed website?"
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GoddessPost at work, Pornhub at home.
"GoddessPost at work, Pornhub at home."
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- True. - What's my favorite thing...
"- True. - What's my favorite thing..."
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Swimming.
"Swimming."
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- There it is. - Wow.
"- There it is. - Wow."
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All this is just surface chatter.
"All this is just surface chatter."
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You see, Bill and I have a complex, adult, mature relationship.
"You see, Bill and I have a complex, adult, mature relationship."
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We get real.
"We get real."
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Bill, what's my biggest regret?
"Bill, what's my biggest regret?"
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Not forgiving your father for his destructive gambling
"Not forgiving your father for his destructive gambling"
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before he died.
"before he died."
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BILL: What's my biggest fear?
"BILL: What's my biggest fear?"
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That you'll die alone.
"That you'll die alone."
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- Crazier things have happened. - What do y'all guys got?
"- Crazier things have happened. - What do y'all guys got?"
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You think you know each other? Adam, tell me, then.
"You think you know each other? Adam, tell me, then."
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What's Ders' biggest fear?
"What's Ders' biggest fear?"
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ADAM: Uh...
"ADAM: Uh..."
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That his dick is smaller than mine, obviously.
"That his dick is smaller than mine, obviously."
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(ALL LAUGHING)
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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- Ooh, I'm so scared. - Yeah, he's scared about it.
"- Ooh, I'm so scared. - Yeah, he's scared about it."
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Yeah, I know. I bet he is. I've seen his dick before. It's weird-looking.
"Yeah, I know. I bet he is. I've seen his dick before. It's weird-looking."
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- Yeah. - Very weird color.
"- Yeah. - Very weird color."
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Yeah, the color of, like, a pomegranate tea.
"Yeah, the color of, like, a pomegranate tea."
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- (LAUGHS) - Tell me about your friend.
"- (LAUGHS) - Tell me about your friend."
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What's Blake's biggest regret?
"What's Blake's biggest regret?"
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ANDERS: Oh, I know this one.
"ANDERS: Oh, I know this one."
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It's uh... It's got to be those fish tacos he had for breakfast.
"It's uh... It's got to be those fish tacos he had for breakfast."
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- (ALL LAUGH) - Heartburn city, right?
"- (ALL LAUGH) - Heartburn city, right?"
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BLAKE: Eww, are you kidding me? Those were fish? I thought they were chicken.
"BLAKE: Eww, are you kidding me? Those were fish? I thought they were chicken."
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Now I'm really regretting 'em. I hate fish.
"Now I'm really regretting 'em. I hate fish."
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- (ALL LAUGHING) - Guys, I'm serious. I'm allergic to fish.
"- (ALL LAUGHING) - Guys, I'm serious. I'm allergic to fish."
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We put fish in 'em. We put fish in 'em.
"We put fish in 'em. We put fish in 'em."
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We should take him to a hospital.
"We should take him to a hospital."
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- We just said, "Give us your fish." - Is that why my eyes itch?
"- We just said, "Give us your fish." - Is that why my eyes itch?"
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- Oh, my god. - We just said, "Give us your fish."
"- Oh, my god. - We just said, "Give us your fish.""
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He went to the bathroom, we're like,
"He went to the bathroom, we're like,"
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"We'll order for you. Give us your fish."
""We'll order for you. Give us your fish.""
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Your new nickname is "Fish Taco."
"Your new nickname is "Fish Taco.""
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(ALL LAUGHING)
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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MONTEZ: This is like Romper Room in here right now.
"MONTEZ: This is like Romper Room in here right now."
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Y'all a bunch of children.
"Y'all a bunch of children."
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That P. Springs? It's in the bag.
"That P. Springs? It's in the bag."
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Why did you think they were chicken?
"Why did you think they were chicken?"
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I don't know. They smelled like chicken.
"I don't know. They smelled like chicken."
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BLAKE: Okay, so say Montez is right, which he's probably not.
"BLAKE: Okay, so say Montez is right, which he's probably not."
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What could you guys possibly want to know about me?
"What could you guys possibly want to know about me?"
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If we're gonna win this, we need to connect at the core.
"If we're gonna win this, we need to connect at the core."
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- Yes. - So, like, a Tez question.
"- Yes. - So, like, a Tez question."
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Blake, what is your biggest secret? Go.
"Blake, what is your biggest secret? Go."
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Anders, my life is an open book. I'm not gonna read it to you, bud.
"Anders, my life is an open book. I'm not gonna read it to you, bud."
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I'm not telling you my biggest secret.
"I'm not telling you my biggest secret."
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HEY, you guys live here?
"HEY, you guys live here?"
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No, we just sit on a stranger's roof and drink beer.
"No, we just sit on a stranger's roof and drink beer."
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(LAUGHS)
"(LAUGHS)"
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Is that true? It could be. I don't know you guys.
"Is that true? It could be. I don't know you guys."
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Yeah, we do live here, yeah.
"Yeah, we do live here, yeah."
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Okay, well, I'm working valet for the pride party down the street.
"Okay, well, I'm working valet for the pride party down the street."
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Pride party, nice.
"Pride party, nice."
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We're big MMA dudes, man.
"We're big MMA dudes, man."
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Yeah, man, I like my martial arts like I like my women.
"Yeah, man, I like my martial arts like I like my women."
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Mixed, baby!
"Mixed, baby!"
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Okay, well, look, we're running out of parking.
"Okay, well, look, we're running out of parking."
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Can I use your driveway for the overflow?
"Can I use your driveway for the overflow?"
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Yeah, sure, sure.
"Yeah, sure, sure."
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Go ahead, but, like, one question.
"Go ahead, but, like, one question."
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How is there a party on our block,
"How is there a party on our block,"
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and they didn't invite dem boys?
"and they didn't invite dem boys?"
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We dem boys.
"We dem boys."
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How are we not invited?
"How are we not invited?"
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