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Clips from Workaholics - Muscle I'd Like to Flex (S01E01)

"♪ Go ahead, dude, give it a try ♪"
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"- ♪ Poof, pow, surprise ♪"
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"I mean, come on, the Ren Faire is in two weeks."
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"Okay, look."
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"- Oh, yeah."
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"- Who's that lady? Why is she just standing there?"
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"We had a super-busy morning,"
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"I'm in love."
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"she's done more for me and my bodybuilding career..."
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"We've been thinking of doing some more entertaining."
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"We've got a great pool."
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"- Because I have no emotions."
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"You'll let your heart get in the way."
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"Let's go check it out."
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"- I think so."
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"where the magic happens."
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"Oh, what do you think that smell is, Blake?"
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"How's it going?"
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"Whoo!"
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"- Okay, but I'm taking my drink with me."
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"This is where Daddy comes to work!"
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"That's not what they're for."
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"- And then just stay low to the ground."
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"- Yeah."
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"Holmvik! - Adam, don't."
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"Do her quick!"
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"before we can continue anything."
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"- Might as well. - Yeah."
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"- You're gonna die at my feet, you small-minded-"
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"That's official."
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"We're out of here."
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"- Wow, okay."
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"I hope this goes away soon."
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"- Yeah."
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"Surprise sandwich!"
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"- Oh, my gosh, I'm so starving."
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"- Hey, left arm, how ya doin'?"
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"Whaaat?"
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"pants."
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"You're dressed like some kind of goddamn farm shaman."
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"that you guys are taking this whole wizard/caveman thing"
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"- Cool, cool. - Thanks."
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"We're all gonna-we're all gonna take a trophy home."
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"just be careful out there, all right?"
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"Give it up for our contenders!"
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"- Dude, that's Barry."
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"- Wow, this is pathetic."
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"Adam looks like a baby man up there."
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"in front of horses and knights."
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"You're gonna be so proud of me."
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"- Hope you're on your way. Miss you. See you soon. Okay."
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"- Please welcome to the stage our next contestant."
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"Uh, Adam "The Snake Roberts" DeMamp!"
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"Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm!"
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"I stand corrected."
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"No, no, no. They're laughing out of respect."
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"♪ I cast spells ♪"
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"♪ With my loaded 12-gauge ♪"
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"♪ Four more wizards come to your door ♪"
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"but an overall note:"
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"I've been so critical lately. I got to chill."
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"We're all good."
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"- Hey, I'm sorry all my awesome muscles"
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"She's hot. I jerked it to her last night."
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"I really would, but..."
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"- Makes sense."
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"- Nice!"
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"- ♪ That's why I'm rollin' with my guild three deep ♪"
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"♪ You can try and creep to this wizard thug ♪"
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"♪ But you're gonna catch a motherfucking lightning slug ♪"
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"- ♪ Don't make this wizard mad ♪"
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"♪ Don't make this wizard pissed ♪"
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"♪ I could kill a hill giant with a flick of my wrist ♪"
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"♪ Motherfucker, wizards can't die ♪"
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"♪ What's with your eyes ♪"
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"♪ You're so hypnotized ♪"
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"♪ Step to me, I'll make you cry ♪"
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"♪ We wizards never die ♪"
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"Hoo-ha!"
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Cut! Cut! Cut. Cut. - What?"
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"- Why are you ripping your shirt off?"
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"- Okay, why aren't you guys ripping your shirt off?"
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"We're trying to get people excited, right?"
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"The world needs to see the madness"
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"that is my upper torso, okay?"
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"- Whatever, man."
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"And what is up with you,"
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"Miss Pouting Princess in the corner?"
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"Where is your head at?"
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"And we are opening for Mike "The Throat" Davenport."
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"He is the premier sword swallower in the county!"
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"- I get that, but this entire thing"
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"is completely disrespectful to the rap game."
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"Are-are you being for real?"
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"- I'm as real as the streets, okay?"
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"And I'm not about to whore out my rap skillz,"
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"with a Z,"
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"to some adult nerds gone wild."
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"- Yeah, Ders, but these adult nerds"
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"have huge adult-nerd boobs, dude."
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"- Okay, remember high school drama nerds?"
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"Those girls had some big ole boobs, right?"
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"- Yeah, yeah, they did. - You got me back, and I'm back."
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"- Hey! Guys!"
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"What part of Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire"
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"sounds like a joke to you guys?"
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"Huh?"
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"I want you guys to start acting your age!"
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"All right?"
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"Which is 4,178 years old."
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"If you would have even bothered"
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"to crack the players handbook open"
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"that I left on your bed, Anders!"
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"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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"- Ah, this guy's really putting the "work" in work out, huh?"
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"- Yeah."
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"- I respect his commitment, though."
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