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Clips from Workaholics - The Business Trip (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 1 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 548 clips
Comedy

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Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
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True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
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Flashback in the Day 3 10
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Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
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The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
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The Future Is Gnar 3 20
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Timechair 4 10
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DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
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Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
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Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
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- They're good? - Yeah.
"- They're good? - Yeah."
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Okay, that one right there. Corner.
"Okay, that one right there. Corner."
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- Couch. - Whoo!
"- Couch. - Whoo!"
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- Whoo! That one's good. - Yeah? Good?
"- Whoo! That one's good. - Yeah? Good?"
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All right, we're on a roll.
"All right, we're on a roll."
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- Blake's back. Welcome home. - Whoo! All right.
"- Blake's back. Welcome home. - Whoo! All right."
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Check it out, man, almost done acid-proofing the house.
"Check it out, man, almost done acid-proofing the house."
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Oh, you saved me a corner, though, right?
"Oh, you saved me a corner, though, right?"
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Yeah, dude, we're in this together.
"Yeah, dude, we're in this together."
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Hit it.
"Hit it."
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This guy right here? All right.
"This guy right here? All right."
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Aah!!
"Aah!!"
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Ow, man, that's not ready yet.
"Ow, man, that's not ready yet."
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Ders, let's be "profesh" here, okay?
"Ders, let's be "profesh" here, okay?"
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I doubled down... I guess I'll have to triple down.
"I doubled down... I guess I'll have to triple down."
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I'm excited about this acid, though, dude.
"I'm excited about this acid, though, dude."
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My buddy did acid once,
"My buddy did acid once,"
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and he immediately could speak Cantonese.
"and he immediately could speak Cantonese."
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It's like,
"It's like,"
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Before we get into that, though,
"Before we get into that, though,"
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we got that surprise.
"we got that surprise."
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You ready for this? Check it out.
"You ready for this? Check it out."
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A little bit of hype Williams...
"A little bit of hype Williams..."
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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Oh, my gosh, guys, this is great.
"Oh, my gosh, guys, this is great."
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But I have a little surprise for you.
"But I have a little surprise for you."
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Check it out.
"Check it out."
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Perimeter shock collars.
"Perimeter shock collars."
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Yeah, so if you leave the house, you're gonna get shocked.
"Yeah, so if you leave the house, you're gonna get shocked."
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'cause the house is acid-proof,
"'cause the house is acid-proof,"
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but the world...
"but the world..."
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Is not acid-proof.
"Is not acid-proof."
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So true.
"So true."
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- Hit me! - Yo, big boy.
"- Hit me! - Yo, big boy."
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I can't see. It's in the dark.
"I can't see. It's in the dark."
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Well, that was an "acid-ent" waiting to happen.
"Well, that was an "acid-ent" waiting to happen."
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I'll get the broom.
"I'll get the broom."
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- Ooh, snug as a bug. - Oh, yeah.
"- Ooh, snug as a bug. - Oh, yeah."
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Check it out, dude.
"Check it out, dude."
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This is my God station.
"This is my God station."
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Yeah, I heard, when people trip,
"Yeah, I heard, when people trip,"
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they, like, talk to God or whatever.
"they, like, talk to God or whatever."
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Wonder if God's a chick, dude.
"Wonder if God's a chick, dude."
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- Big ol' titties! - Yeah!
"- Big ol' titties! - Yeah!"
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Big ol' God titties!
"Big ol' God titties!"
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- Blah. - Yeah.
"- Blah. - Yeah."
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Like, ones that you must respect.
"Like, ones that you must respect."
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- Absolutely. - Also made a list of questions
"- Absolutely. - Also made a list of questions"
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she's probably gonna want to ask me.
"she's probably gonna want to ask me."
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Well, Adam, how many girls have you slept with?
"Well, Adam, how many girls have you slept with?"
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Whoa! You think you're God, bro?
"Whoa! You think you're God, bro?"
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- Huh? - You're not God, bro!
"- Huh? - You're not God, bro!"
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- You can't ask me that. - Sorry.
"- You can't ask me that. - Sorry."
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I've had sex with five.
"I've had sex with five."
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Just kidding. 100, right?
"Just kidding. 100, right?"
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Five.
"Five."
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Yeah, I'm just trying to see something
"Yeah, I'm just trying to see something"
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way more real than God, like... a dragon.
"way more real than God, like... a dragon."
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That'd be sweet.
"That'd be sweet."
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Oh, that's blasphemous. I'm sorry.
"Oh, that's blasphemous. I'm sorry."
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Oh! Hey, Ders, bud!
"Oh! Hey, Ders, bud!"
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Here's your collar.
"Here's your collar."
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No can do, guys.
"No can do, guys."
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Alice just buzzed my celly
"Alice just buzzed my celly"
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and wants me to join her in West Covina
"and wants me to join her in West Covina"
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for a business convention.
"for a business convention."
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Then you explain to her that you can't,
"Then you explain to her that you can't,"
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because you're doing acid with us, right?
"because you're doing acid with us, right?"
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We're doing drugs, we're doing a lot of drugs together.
"We're doing drugs, we're doing a lot of drugs together."
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Guys... come on.
"Guys... come on."
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This is kind of a big deal for me.
"This is kind of a big deal for me."
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It's my first business trip, right?
"It's my first business trip, right?"
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I'm like Steve Martin in that John Candy movie.
"I'm like Steve Martin in that John Candy movie."
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I thought you wanted to be like Steve Jobs
"I thought you wanted to be like Steve Jobs"
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and do a bunch of acid with us.
"and do a bunch of acid with us."
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Steve Jobs, right? Created apple.
"Steve Jobs, right? Created apple."
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Great company.
"Great company."
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But then he left and created Pixar,
"But then he left and created Pixar,"
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which is way better, then he came back to apple,
"which is way better, then he came back to apple,"
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made that way better.
"made that way better."
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We got iPads, iPhones, all sorts of stuff.
"We got iPads, iPhones, all sorts of stuff."
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Let me go create my Pixar.
"Let me go create my Pixar."
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Then'll come back and we'll drop iPhones, okay?
"Then'll come back and we'll drop iPhones, okay?"
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I have no idea what any of that stuff meant.
"I have no idea what any of that stuff meant."
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- No. - Am I Pixar?
"- No. - Am I Pixar?"
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We are doing acid together, dude!
"We are doing acid together, dude!"
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Oh! Oh, God!
"Oh! Oh, God!"
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- Okay, help me out. - Okay, get this off.
"- Okay, help me out. - Okay, get this off."
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- Help me out. - Okay.
"- Help me out. - Okay."
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Wish me luck!
"Wish me luck!"
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We are doing acid together
"We are doing acid together"
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as a friendship family, Ders!
"as a friendship family, Ders!"
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Take that thing off now.
"Take that thing off now."
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What? Take...
"What? Take..."
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Oh. This thing?
"Oh. This thing?"
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Sorry. Forgot about it.
"Sorry. Forgot about it."
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It's so comfortable, you know?
"It's so comfortable, you know?"
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Hammacher Schlemmer.
"Hammacher Schlemmer."
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Also, I got, uh... Gojo.
"Also, I got, uh... Gojo."
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You wanna borrow it for the ride home, let me know.
"You wanna borrow it for the ride home, let me know."
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You just put it on here, and then you're hands-free.
"You just put it on here, and then you're hands-free."
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See what I mean? Drivin'... I'm drivin'.
"See what I mean? Drivin'... I'm drivin'."
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Take a call. Still drivin'.
"Take a call. Still drivin'."
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You can go off-road with it.
"You can go off-road with it."
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Little kayaking. Doesn't matter.
"Little kayaking. Doesn't matter."
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Somebody bungee jumped. There's a video online about it.
"Somebody bungee jumped. There's a video online about it."
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What are those?
"What are those?"
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What are... oh, these?
"What are... oh, these?"
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Check it out. Telamericorp pens.
"Check it out. Telamericorp pens."
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Pretty cool, right?
"Pretty cool, right?"
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[Bleep] your pens.
"[Bleep] your pens."
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This is about one thing...
"This is about one thing..."
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Her.
"Her."
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Gale Reynolds...
"Gale Reynolds..."
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A.K.A. "The Barracuda."
"A.K.A. "The Barracuda.""
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Cloud mall, director of sales.
"Cloud mall, director of sales."
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And she's got the power to bring us out of the red.
"And she's got the power to bring us out of the red."
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We made it to the big leagues, my man.
"We made it to the big leagues, my man."
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Happy business trip!
"Happy business trip!"
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How'd we beat you here, man?
"How'd we beat you here, man?"
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