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Clips from Workaholics - Meth Head Actor (S06E06)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 6, Episode 2 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 600 clips
Comedy
- [coughing] All right, guys.
"- [coughing] All right, guys."
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Put some pep in your step,
"Put some pep in your step,"
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'cause I want to get some good seats.
"'cause I want to get some good seats."
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Whoo! - Yeah, dude.
"Whoo! - Yeah, dude."
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Hey, no spoilers, but this thing's
"Hey, no spoilers, but this thing's"
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supposed to have it all.
"supposed to have it all."
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Blood, sugar, sex, magic.
"Blood, sugar, sex, magic."
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- Hey, if you guys figure it out, do not tell me,
"- Hey, if you guys figure it out, do not tell me,"
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because I want to be surprised.
"because I want to be surprised."
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Sometimes I don't figure it out
"Sometimes I don't figure it out"
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until the ride home or until a few hours later.
"until the ride home or until a few hours later."
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Or honestly, sometimes it helps if you guys
"Or honestly, sometimes it helps if you guys"
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just tell me what happened.
"just tell me what happened."
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- Uh, my man,
"- Uh, my man,"
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three for "The People vs. Dom Dierkes"
"three for "The People vs. Dom Dierkes""
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murder trial, please, and we're students.
"murder trial, please, and we're students."
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- Uh, guys, we don't have a student discount,
"- Uh, guys, we don't have a student discount,"
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and we don't sell tickets.
"and we don't sell tickets."
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- Oh, okay. - Also, and I don't feel like
"- Oh, okay. - Also, and I don't feel like"
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doing this, but you aren't giving me a choice.
"doing this, but you aren't giving me a choice."
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I have to arrest you.
"I have to arrest you."
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- Yeah, I don't think so, man. I didn't vote.
"- Yeah, I don't think so, man. I didn't vote."
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So I don't think I could be arrested.
"So I don't think I could be arrested."
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- I can smell you through the glass.
"- I can smell you through the glass."
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You have a joint behind your ear.
"You have a joint behind your ear."
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- Do I? - Yeah.
"- Do I? - Yeah."
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- Yeah, that's my bad. - Jesus.
"- Yeah, that's my bad. - Jesus."
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- And that guy is holding a bong.
"- And that guy is holding a bong."
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- Oh.
"- Oh."
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This actually isn't a bong.
"This actually isn't a bong."
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It is...Kombucha.
"It is...Kombucha."
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- Drink it.
"- Drink it."
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- Some new--new age stuff. - Yeah.
"- Some new--new age stuff. - Yeah."
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- Yoga people drink it, so--and I'm one of them.
"- Yoga people drink it, so--and I'm one of them."
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- Yeah. - Uh-huh, yeah.
"- Yeah. - Uh-huh, yeah."
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- It's thick.
"- It's thick."
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
"[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]"
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- * I'm fresh
"- * I'm fresh"
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* You gotta, you gotta, you gotta *
"* You gotta, you gotta, you gotta *"
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* Gotta be fresh
"* Gotta be fresh"
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- Mr. DeMamp,
"- Mr. DeMamp,"
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you've got more DUIs than my grandson can count up to.
"you've got more DUIs than my grandson can count up to."
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- Oh, no.
"- Oh, no."
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Did he have, like, an accident?
"Did he have, like, an accident?"
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'Cause I heard--like,
"'Cause I heard--like,"
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this one construction worker got a bolt in his head,
"this one construction worker got a bolt in his head,"
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and then he couldn't count.
"and then he couldn't count."
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- He's three, you dummy.
"- He's three, you dummy."
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Now, my point is,
"Now, my point is,"
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that the only thing you've accomplished
"that the only thing you've accomplished"
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is getting arrested for being an idiot.
"is getting arrested for being an idiot."
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Is that what you want your legacy to be?
"Is that what you want your legacy to be?"
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And you,
"And you,"
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you look like every other
"you look like every other"
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self-centered, dope-smoking kid with your--
"self-centered, dope-smoking kid with your--"
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with your cool T-shirt and your pervert mustache.
"with your cool T-shirt and your pervert mustache."
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- I look weird without it, but thank you
"- I look weird without it, but thank you"
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for the compliment on the T-shirt.
"for the compliment on the T-shirt."
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That's very sweet of you.
"That's very sweet of you."
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- When was the last time
"- When was the last time"
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you did something for someone else
"you did something for someone else"
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rather than smoking that damn hashish?
"rather than smoking that damn hashish?"
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And you, you look like
"And you, you look like"
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you could actually be an upstanding citizen.
"you could actually be an upstanding citizen."
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- Thank you.
"- Thank you."
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- What do you want to do with your life, son?
"- What do you want to do with your life, son?"
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- Uh, well, sir, one day I hope to be city councilman.
"- Uh, well, sir, one day I hope to be city councilman."
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- Well, there's a war on drugs out there,
"- Well, there's a war on drugs out there,"
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and you're on the wrong side of it.
"and you're on the wrong side of it."
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I want the three of you
"I want the three of you"
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to go to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting,
"to go to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting,"
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and perhaps getting a firsthand look at how drugs
"and perhaps getting a firsthand look at how drugs"
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rip people's lives apart will do you some good.
"rip people's lives apart will do you some good."
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- Thank you, honorable Judge "Browntown."
"- Thank you, honorable Judge "Browntown.""
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- Judge, I just want you to know
"- Judge, I just want you to know"
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I'm gonna take full advantage
"I'm gonna take full advantage"
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of these N.A. classes.
"of these N.A. classes."
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- Well, I'm glad to hear that, son.
"- Well, I'm glad to hear that, son."
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- Yeah, I'm gonna go undercover
"- Yeah, I'm gonna go undercover"
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and sniff out some primo intel for you.
"and sniff out some primo intel for you."
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Hopefully we can put an end to this Rancho drug war
"Hopefully we can put an end to this Rancho drug war"
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once and for all, right?
"once and for all, right?"
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- Do not do that.
"- Do not do that."
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- Right... side of the law.
"- Right... side of the law."
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I'm doing it, yeah. - No, don't.
"I'm doing it, yeah. - No, don't."
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- [sighs] I need to smoke some weed.
"- [sighs] I need to smoke some weed."
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- Court-mandated meetings, am I right?
"- Court-mandated meetings, am I right?"
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What are you in for, bud?
"What are you in for, bud?"
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- Ah, I'm actually just observing the meeting.
"- Ah, I'm actually just observing the meeting."
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I'm a journalist.
"I'm a journalist."
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- Oh, well, I dream journal, so--
"- Oh, well, I dream journal, so--"
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- No, I'm--I'm a reporter for "VICE" magazine.
"- No, I'm--I'm a reporter for "VICE" magazine."
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I'm writing a story about meth abuse.
"I'm writing a story about meth abuse."
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To be perfectly honest, I'm looking for an addict
"To be perfectly honest, I'm looking for an addict"
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that would agree to be profiled.
"that would agree to be profiled."
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See you guys in the meeting.
"See you guys in the meeting."
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[gentle chimes playing]
"[gentle chimes playing]"
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- Yes, you will.
"- Yes, you will."
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- Got a large group tonight.
"- Got a large group tonight."
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- Whoo! Yeah, recovery!
"- Whoo! Yeah, recovery!"
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- Welcome, my name's Tim,
"- Welcome, my name's Tim,"
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and, uh, when I first walked through the doors--
"and, uh, when I first walked through the doors--"
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- Dude, I just figured out
"- Dude, I just figured out"
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what I'm gonna do to, like, have my legacy be badass.
"what I'm gonna do to, like, have my legacy be badass."
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My face on the cover of "VICE" magazine.
"My face on the cover of "VICE" magazine."
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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But the only thing is,
"But the only thing is,"
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is that guy wants a crazy meth head.
"is that guy wants a crazy meth head."
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- Mm-hmm.
"- Mm-hmm."
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- You just occasionally smoke weed.
"- You just occasionally smoke weed."
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- Except for every day and at night, also.
"- Except for every day and at night, also."
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- Yeah, I'm just saying, all you've ever done is weed
"- Yeah, I'm just saying, all you've ever done is weed"
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and, you know, beer and mushrooms
"and, you know, beer and mushrooms"
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and acid and, you know, ecstasy, Molly...
"and acid and, you know, ecstasy, Molly..."
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- Mm-hmm, yeah. - Some lean, sizzurp.
"- Mm-hmm, yeah. - Some lean, sizzurp."
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- Yep. - But other than that...
"- Yep. - But other than that..."
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- Did you say something?
"- Did you say something?"
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Would you like to come up and share?
"Would you like to come up and share?"
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- I'm--I'm cool. I'm not an addict.
"- I'm--I'm cool. I'm not an addict."
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- [scoffs] Okay.
"- [scoffs] Okay."
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