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Clips from Workaholics - Alice Quits (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 13 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 528 clips
Comedy

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To Friend a Predator 1 8
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In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
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Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
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Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
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Party Gawds 7 10
♪ Show me yours ♪
"♪ Show me yours ♪"
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♪ That's right, the time has come ♪
"♪ That's right, the time has come ♪"
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♪ To hunt the red and blue dragons ♪
"♪ To hunt the red and blue dragons ♪"
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♪ And they on the run ♪
"♪ And they on the run ♪"
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♪ This ain't a game, dragon ♪
"♪ This ain't a game, dragon ♪"
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♪ Please don't take the chance ♪
"♪ Please don't take the chance ♪"
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♪ I got a lance in my pants ♪
"♪ I got a lance in my pants ♪"
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♪ I'm a legend like Bagger Vance ♪
"♪ I'm a legend like Bagger Vance ♪"
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♪ Please believe the folklore ♪
"♪ Please believe the folklore ♪"
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♪ I'ma choke your neck ♪
"♪ I'ma choke your neck ♪"
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♪ I slay dragons for riches ♪
"♪ I slay dragons for riches ♪"
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- Oh! - Jeez.
"- Oh! - Jeez."
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- Oh, my bad, dude. - Sorry, Tez.
"- Oh, my bad, dude. - Sorry, Tez."
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That was a direct hit. That's my fault.
"That was a direct hit. That's my fault."
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I figured your big-ass nose would've deflected it.
"I figured your big-ass nose would've deflected it."
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You would think, but you hit me in the eye, bitch!
"You would think, but you hit me in the eye, bitch!"
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Oh, we were just trying to roll up on Waymond, really.
"Oh, we were just trying to roll up on Waymond, really."
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Dammit, Waymond!
"Dammit, Waymond!"
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Now you must pay.
"Now you must pay."
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Man, something's jammed in this.
"Man, something's jammed in this."
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- Wait, no, no! - D'oh!
"- Wait, no, no! - D'oh!"
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- Whoa. - God, you're a stupid mother...
"- Whoa. - God, you're a stupid mother..."
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Yo! That's point blank, man.
"Yo! That's point blank, man."
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Are you guys crazy?
"Are you guys crazy?"
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- Kneecaps only. - No, no! Ow!
"- Kneecaps only. - No, no! Ow!"
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- Oh! - Oh, that broke skin.
"- Oh! - Oh, that broke skin."
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Oh, don't slip on this sale, because it is really a heater.
"Oh, don't slip on this sale, because it is really a heater."
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- Uh, how are ya? - Give me the guns.
"- Uh, how are ya? - Give me the guns."
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Sold.
"Sold."
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Now!
"Now!"
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All right, but they're for protection.
"All right, but they're for protection."
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You know, it's getting dark out there.
"You know, it's getting dark out there."
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- I don't care, okay? - I'm gonna take the clip.
"- I don't care, okay? - I'm gonna take the clip."
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You are at work in an office.
"You are at work in an office."
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- Act like it. - This is bullcrap.
"- Act like it. - This is bullcrap."
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We brought those guns to work fair and square.
"We brought those guns to work fair and square."
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You're, like, the meanest, most uncaring boss ever.
"You're, like, the meanest, most uncaring boss ever."
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Oh, Blake, I'm so sorry I disappointed you.
"Oh, Blake, I'm so sorry I disappointed you."
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Get back to work.
"Get back to work."
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Jillian, come on. Let's do this video chat.
"Jillian, come on. Let's do this video chat."
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Well, 2012 was great for us.
"Well, 2012 was great for us."
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So I know working with Telamericorp again in 2013
"So I know working with Telamericorp again in 2013"
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is the right move.
"is the right move."
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Well, that is wonderful.
"Well, that is wonderful."
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That's exactly what we wanted to hear, Bridget.
"That's exactly what we wanted to hear, Bridget."
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And I gotta say, it is so wonderful working with a fellow animal lover.
"And I gotta say, it is so wonderful working with a fellow animal lover."
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Right back at ya, Alice.
"Right back at ya, Alice."
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I'll have this contract emailed to you this week.
"I'll have this contract emailed to you this week."
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That's great.
"That's great."
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Beautiful birds by the way.
"Beautiful birds by the way."
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Oh, well, thank you.
"Oh, well, thank you."
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Yeah, this one right here, African Grey.
"Yeah, this one right here, African Grey."
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Wonder of the sky, I always say.
"Wonder of the sky, I always say."
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I do too!
"I do too!"
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All right, you take care, Bridget.
"All right, you take care, Bridget."
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Bye.
"Bye."
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Ugh, get these goddamn things off of me!
"Ugh, get these goddamn things off of me!"
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All right, okay.
"All right, okay."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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- Jillian! - All right, I know.
"- Jillian! - All right, I know."
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- Jillian! - I know.
"- Jillian! - I know."
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- Get it... - Got him.
"- Get it... - Got him."
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Ugh!
"Ugh!"
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Earth Pets of West Covina, such a respectable company.
"Earth Pets of West Covina, such a respectable company."
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Shut up and gimme some skin.
"Shut up and gimme some skin."
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- Ow. - Ooh!
"- Ow. - Ooh!"
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Ah, I am so good. And you know what?
"Ah, I am so good. And you know what?"
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I am so getting that raise and bonus vacay days, girl.
"I am so getting that raise and bonus vacay days, girl."
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Now why don't you take these little shit makers
"Now why don't you take these little shit makers"
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back to the store, okay?
"back to the store, okay?"
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What... Alice, I hand-picked them.
"What... Alice, I hand-picked them."
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I've told them my secrets. They're my best friends.
"I've told them my secrets. They're my best friends."
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I think you can handle it. And I want receipts.
"I think you can handle it. And I want receipts."
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Hello, nerds. I need you to fill these out.
"Hello, nerds. I need you to fill these out."
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Oh, my gosh.
"Oh, my gosh."
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Now we have to fill stuff out?
"Now we have to fill stuff out?"
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You are the meanest person ever.
"You are the meanest person ever."
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It'll take ten seconds.
"It'll take ten seconds."
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Just circle all fives and don't leave any comments.
"Just circle all fives and don't leave any comments."
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Hang on.
"Hang on."
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This is an evaluation of you?
"This is an evaluation of you?"
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"Very good" is a five, "very bad" is a one.
""Very good" is a five, "very bad" is a one."
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Interesting.
"Interesting."
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And a boss who takes away my work guns is very bad,
"And a boss who takes away my work guns is very bad,"
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like a man who touches kids near their buttholes.
"like a man who touches kids near their buttholes."
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That's bad.
"That's bad."
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Oh, that smells exactly like one, doesn't it?
"Oh, that smells exactly like one, doesn't it?"
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- What? - Does mine smell like a one?
"- What? - Does mine smell like a one?"
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- Oh, yeah, they're all ones. - Does yours smell like a one?
"- Oh, yeah, they're all ones. - Does yours smell like a one?"
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How about, if you give me all fives,
"How about, if you give me all fives,"
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I'll give you your guns back?
"I'll give you your guns back?"
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- Yes! - Oh, okay.
"- Yes! - Oh, okay."
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Nice!
"Nice!"
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And a free day to do whatever we want.
"And a free day to do whatever we want."
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All fives.
"All fives."
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- Yes! - Yeah, baby!
"- Yes! - Yeah, baby!"
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Guys, guys, guys. And...
"Guys, guys, guys. And..."
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- On top of that... - Oh, what's that?
"- On top of that... - Oh, what's that?"
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Hot bread.
"Hot bread."
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No to what he said, but yes to what I said
"No to what he said, but yes to what I said"
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about the work guns and the free day.
"about the work guns and the free day."
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- I ain't got time to bleed. - Are you bleeding?
"- I ain't got time to bleed. - Are you bleeding?"
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No, because...
"No, because..."
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I ain't got time to bleed.
"I ain't got time to bleed."
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Oh, right.
"Oh, right."
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- Thanks, dude! - Nice!
"- Thanks, dude! - Nice!"
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Okay, these guys are trapped.
"Okay, these guys are trapped."
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- Let's eviscerate these fools. - Yeah, baby.
"- Let's eviscerate these fools. - Yeah, baby."
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Oh, don't you... do not shoot me!
"Oh, don't you... do not shoot me!"
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Okay, I've got live... Office supplies.
"Okay, I've got live... Office supplies."
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Live... okay.
"Live... okay."
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Back off, bitches!
"Back off, bitches!"
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End of the line, Tez.
"End of the line, Tez."
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Drop it or we drop you.
"Drop it or we drop you."
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Ha ha! Ah!
"Ha ha! Ah!"
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Nobody move or this boy gets pumped full of plastic.
"Nobody move or this boy gets pumped full of plastic."
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I don't...
"I don't..."
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- Gee... - Oh!
"- Gee... - Oh!"
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
"Oh-ho-ho-ho!"
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