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Clips from Workaholics - Model Kombat (S02E02)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 2, Episode 4 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 657 clips
Comedy
- Come on!
"- Come on!"
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Yeah! That's what happens, man.
"Yeah! That's what happens, man."
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[grunts] How old are you?
"[grunts] How old are you?"
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Wha-that's weird,
"Wha-that's weird,"
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'cause that's really young to be a bitch!
"'cause that's really young to be a bitch!"
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I see you.
"I see you."
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[grunts, yells repeatedly]
"[grunts, yells repeatedly]"
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Boom! No! [sobs]
"Boom! No! [sobs]"
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If this was jail, I would fuck you in the shower!
"If this was jail, I would fuck you in the shower!"
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- Blake, let's go.
"- Blake, let's go."
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We're leaving for the office now.
"We're leaving for the office now."
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- Have you been playing Playstation all night?
"- Have you been playing Playstation all night?"
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- Yeah, man. Warriors don't sleep.
"- Yeah, man. Warriors don't sleep."
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I'll be just a minute, man. It's almost over.
"I'll be just a minute, man. It's almost over."
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- I'm not giving you a minute. The 'Vo's a s'go!
"- I'm not giving you a minute. The 'Vo's a s'go!"
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- Argh, the 'Vo's a s'go, though, don't you know.
"- Argh, the 'Vo's a s'go, though, don't you know."
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- I think Blake seriously has a problem with that thing.
"- I think Blake seriously has a problem with that thing."
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- Maybe. - Hold up!
"- Maybe. - Hold up!"
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- Oh, here we go. - What's up?
"- Oh, here we go. - What's up?"
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- You want a ride to work,
"- You want a ride to work,"
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you gotta jump in, warrior.
"you gotta jump in, warrior."
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- Aw, come on, guys, stop the car.
"- Aw, come on, guys, stop the car."
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- I missed Jamie Foxx on Charlie Rose
"- I missed Jamie Foxx on Charlie Rose"
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because of you and that Playstation, bub.
"because of you and that Playstation, bub."
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- I DVR'd it!
"- I DVR'd it!"
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- One...
"- One..."
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two... - [growls]
"two... - [growls]"
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Oh! - Whoa!
"Oh! - Whoa!"
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- Oh.
"- Oh."
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- Oh, my God, I don't believe this.
"- Oh, my God, I don't believe this."
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Excuse me. - You got choco tacos?
"Excuse me. - You got choco tacos?"
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- I'm lookin' for a chipwich.
"- I'm lookin' for a chipwich."
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- Hey, guys!
"- Hey, guys!"
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Get me a bomb pop.
"Get me a bomb pop."
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[hip-hop music]
"[hip-hop music]"
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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- That game is, like, taking over your life, man.
"- That game is, like, taking over your life, man."
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- Yeah, when's the last time you took a shower?
"- Yeah, when's the last time you took a shower?"
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- I'll take a shower when I make the top 50.
"- I'll take a shower when I make the top 50."
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- Top 50 of what?
"- Top 50 of what?"
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- The top 50 players on the leader board
"- The top 50 players on the leader board"
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get to take a trip to Vegas
"get to take a trip to Vegas"
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to be in this big kumite tournament.
"to be in this big kumite tournament."
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Uh, that's like Bloodsport.
"Uh, that's like Bloodsport."
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There's a rumor that
"There's a rumor that"
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Jean-Claude Van Damme's gonna be there.
"Jean-Claude Van Damme's gonna be there."
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- That sounds awesome. So what are you ranked?
"- That sounds awesome. So what are you ranked?"
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- 7,769. - Oh, so he's right there.
"- 7,769. - Oh, so he's right there."
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- Yeah. I am.
"- Yeah. I am."
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I just need to train a little,
"I just need to train a little,"
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and then I might get to meet Jean-Claude
"and then I might get to meet Jean-Claude"
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and get his "Claude-o-graph."
"and get his "Claude-o-graph.""
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- All right. - That's cool.
"- All right. - That's cool."
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- I got Wesley Snipes' Claude-o-graph
"- I got Wesley Snipes' Claude-o-graph"
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at a Menards when I was a kid.
"at a Menards when I was a kid."
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- Seriously? - Yeah.
"- Seriously? - Yeah."
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- My mom kissed Evander Holyfield
"- My mom kissed Evander Holyfield"
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at a house party before I was born.
"at a house party before I was born."
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- See me fade away! - Oh!
"- See me fade away! - Oh!"
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[all shouting] Oh, that almost went in!
"[all shouting] Oh, that almost went in!"
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- Hey, Jillian, sweetheart. Have you been crying?
"- Hey, Jillian, sweetheart. Have you been crying?"
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I mean, like, more than, like, your normal amount?
"I mean, like, more than, like, your normal amount?"
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- A little bit, yeah.
"- A little bit, yeah."
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Alice is in an especially shouty mood today.
"Alice is in an especially shouty mood today."
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Her divorce papers came through,
"Her divorce papers came through,"
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and she's just been acting like a real trick.
"and she's just been acting like a real trick."
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- Divorce papers? Cool.
"- Divorce papers? Cool."
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- I'm not afraid of her.
"- I'm not afraid of her."
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I will head-butt that cross-eyed bitch.
"I will head-butt that cross-eyed bitch."
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- Jillian, get back to your desk.
"- Jillian, get back to your desk."
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- Totally.
"- Totally."
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- Holmvik, do you have
"- Holmvik, do you have"
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that website proposal for me, or what?
"that website proposal for me, or what?"
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- Yes, yeah, yeah, I got it right here.
"- Yes, yeah, yeah, I got it right here."
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- Ahem.
"- Ahem."
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'Sup, Alice?
"'Sup, Alice?"
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- I hate your voice.
"- I hate your voice."
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- Um, it's not coming on for some reason.
"- Um, it's not coming on for some reason."
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- Really? So that's a no.
"- Really? So that's a no."
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Look, I'm gonna need that ASAP,
"Look, I'm gonna need that ASAP,"
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or I'm going with a pro.
"or I'm going with a pro."
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- Um, let me take it to a place over the weekend.
"- Um, let me take it to a place over the weekend."
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They can take a look at it. I'll have it for you Monday.
"They can take a look at it. I'll have it for you Monday."
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I mean, I did the whole thing for free, so-
"I mean, I did the whole thing for free, so-"
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- [mocking] Oh, I did the whole thing for free.
"- [mocking] Oh, I did the whole thing for free."
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Just get it done. Also, some sales would be nice.
"Just get it done. Also, some sales would be nice."
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- [under breath] Workin' on it.
"- [under breath] Workin' on it."
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- Wow, Ders.
"- Wow, Ders."
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She doesn't need another man in her life disappointing her.
"She doesn't need another man in her life disappointing her."
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What are you gonna do next, kick her down some stairs,
"What are you gonna do next, kick her down some stairs,"
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pour some gasoline on her, light a match,
"pour some gasoline on her, light a match,"
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maybe piss on her to put the flames out?
"maybe piss on her to put the flames out?"
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Also, some sales would be nice, guys.
"Also, some sales would be nice, guys."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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- What do you want?
"- What do you want?"
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- I just want to let you know that you're not alone.
"- I just want to let you know that you're not alone."
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We're here for you.
"We're here for you."
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I'm here for you.
"I'm here for you."
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- Have you made any sales today?
"- Have you made any sales today?"
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- Ooh, you are angry. I like that.
"- Ooh, you are angry. I like that."
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If I got divorced, I'd probably be pretty angry too.
"If I got divorced, I'd probably be pretty angry too."
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First I'd have to get married, but then...
"First I'd have to get married, but then..."
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- Oh. - If I did divorce-
"- Oh. - If I did divorce-"
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you need...
"you need..."
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to get back on the man-horse, right?
"to get back on the man-horse, right?"
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'Cause I think I know a certain horse-man
"'Cause I think I know a certain horse-man"
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that might want to take you out for a trot.
"that might want to take you out for a trot."
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- Are you seriously hitting on me right now?
"- Are you seriously hitting on me right now?"
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- [horse whinny] Nay.
"- [horse whinny] Nay."
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No, I'm not.
"No, I'm not."
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That was my horse impression saying no.
"That was my horse impression saying no."
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I just want to know, what kind of dudes are you into?
"I just want to know, what kind of dudes are you into?"
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- These.
"- These."
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I want a hot-as-balls male model.
"I want a hot-as-balls male model."
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- Are you online dating?
"- Are you online dating?"
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- I need to hire a model
"- I need to hire a model"
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for the company website, you dummy.
"for the company website, you dummy."
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