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Clips from Workaholics - Dry Guys (S02E02)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 2, Episode 2 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 574 clips
Comedy
[birds twittering]
"[birds twittering]"
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[car alarm chirps]
"[car alarm chirps]"
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[dog barking]
"[dog barking]"
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- Oh...good morning.
"- Oh...good morning."
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[dog barking]
"[dog barking]"
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[glass shatters]
"[glass shatters]"
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- [groans]
"- [groans]"
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[door creaks]
"[door creaks]"
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- [exhales sharply]
"- [exhales sharply]"
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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- Oh, my brain is [bleep].
"- Oh, my brain is [bleep]."
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- Look at this dude.
"- Look at this dude."
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- Oh, Blake, how long have you been up, man?
"- Oh, Blake, how long have you been up, man?"
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- Blake! Blake!
"- Blake! Blake!"
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- I'm up. I'm up.
"- I'm up. I'm up."
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I'm up.
"I'm up."
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Good morning.
"Good morning."
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[hip-hop music]
"[hip-hop music]"
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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- Ugh...
"- Ugh..."
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our house smells like sweaty taint.
"our house smells like sweaty taint."
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Smells exactly like sweaty taint.
"Smells exactly like sweaty taint."
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- That might be your upper lip, man.
"- That might be your upper lip, man."
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- Good one. Burn! You're burnin' me.
"- Good one. Burn! You're burnin' me."
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- Uh-uh. Seriously.
"- Uh-uh. Seriously."
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Like, do you not remember
"Like, do you not remember"
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smearing the poo moustache
"smearing the poo moustache"
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and calling yourself Adolf Shitler?
"and calling yourself Adolf Shitler?"
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- I remember that. That was-
"- I remember that. That was-"
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That was weirdly early in the night, actually.
"That was weirdly early in the night, actually."
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That was-that was fun.
"That was-that was fun."
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- I mean, what time did everything even end?
"- I mean, what time did everything even end?"
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- Who said it ended?
"- Who said it ended?"
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Hey, what's up, fellas?
"Hey, what's up, fellas?"
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Now, I know your bellies ready for some of this Eggs Tyrone.
"Now, I know your bellies ready for some of this Eggs Tyrone."
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It's off the chain, baby!
"It's off the chain, baby!"
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You ready to fill them stomachs up
"You ready to fill them stomachs up"
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with some hot cheese and eggs?
"with some hot cheese and eggs?"
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- What up?
"- What up?"
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- Oh, man, this is cold-blooded.
"- Oh, man, this is cold-blooded."
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Y'all changed overnight.
"Y'all changed overnight."
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- That's what we do. We change. Okay.
"- That's what we do. We change. Okay."
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- Oh, hello. Don't slam it, dude.
"- Oh, hello. Don't slam it, dude."
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- I'm never drinking again.
"- I'm never drinking again."
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- We said the same thing last week.
"- We said the same thing last week."
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- I want to die. - No, you don't.
"- I want to die. - No, you don't."
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That's just the hangover talking.
"That's just the hangover talking."
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We should just drink more. It'll make us feel better.
"We should just drink more. It'll make us feel better."
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- No, I'm not 16. I can't drink like that anymore.
"- No, I'm not 16. I can't drink like that anymore."
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- Oh, come on, Blakeypoo.
"- Oh, come on, Blakeypoo."
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Have a beer for Mama. Have a beer for-
"Have a beer for Mama. Have a beer for-"
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- No, get that away. I'll puke if I smell it.
"- No, get that away. I'll puke if I smell it."
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- Guys, I have a headache, so quiet.
"- Guys, I have a headache, so quiet."
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- Whoa-ho-ho! Blon-ders in the building!
"- Whoa-ho-ho! Blon-ders in the building!"
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Oh. [laughs]
"Oh. [laughs]"
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- What-ders?
"- What-ders?"
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- Take a peeksy.
"- Take a peeksy."
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- Oh, my- Aah!
"- Oh, my- Aah!"
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Oh, my God, is that real?
"Oh, my God, is that real?"
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Did you do this to me? - No.
"Did you do this to me? - No."
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Oh, now I remember.
"Oh, now I remember."
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Remember last night,
"Remember last night,"
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he kept talking about Jared Leto from Fight Club?
"he kept talking about Jared Leto from Fight Club?"
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- Oh, yeah!
"- Oh, yeah!"
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- And here we are.
"- And here we are."
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- My God, I was. Okay.
"- My God, I was. Okay."
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All right, all right. That's it. That's it.
"All right, all right. That's it. That's it."
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I've put my career in jeopardy for the last time.
"I've put my career in jeopardy for the last time."
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We've got to stop drinking.
"We've got to stop drinking."
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- What? - Yeah.
"- What? - Yeah."
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You know what? You're right.
"You know what? You're right."
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Let's do it. Let's-let's do it.
"Let's do it. Let's-let's do it."
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Let's make sure we don't have one of those weird problems.
"Let's make sure we don't have one of those weird problems."
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- Yeah. - Quit drinking?
"- Yeah. - Quit drinking?"
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Wha- I-I-I don't-
"Wha- I-I-I don't-"
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I can't even- I'm-
"I can't even- I'm-"
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- I'm sorry.
"- I'm sorry."
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If you probably couldn't handle it, then we'll do it.
"If you probably couldn't handle it, then we'll do it."
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That's fine.
"That's fine."
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- No, I could han- I can quit.
"- No, I could han- I can quit."
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I'm not drinking right now.
"I'm not drinking right now."
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Fully in control of my addiction, so...
"Fully in control of my addiction, so..."
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- Cool. How long are we thinking?
"- Cool. How long are we thinking?"
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Maybe, like...
"Maybe, like..."
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- A month? - Like, two days.
"- A month? - Like, two days."
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- Two days?
"- Two days?"
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- If I wasn't so drunk right now, I'd smack you.
"- If I wasn't so drunk right now, I'd smack you."
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- A week. - A week.
"- A week. - A week."
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- Totally sober for a week. What do you guys say?
"- Totally sober for a week. What do you guys say?"
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- This is me saying yes.
"- This is me saying yes."
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- All right. Deal? - Deal.
"- All right. Deal? - Deal."
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- Yeah. - Okay.
"- Yeah. - Okay."
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Let's do it, then.
"Let's do it, then."
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Let's make a pinkie promise, make this official.
"Let's make a pinkie promise, make this official."
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- All right. - Do we have to?
"- All right. - Do we have to?"
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- Come on, now. Get in here, you two.
"- Come on, now. Get in here, you two."
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- Get up in the mix.
"- Get up in the mix."
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- I actually like it.
"- I actually like it."
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all: Mmmmmmwah!
"all: Mmmmmmwah!"
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- I don't think this is gonna be that hard, right?
"- I don't think this is gonna be that hard, right?"
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We just do what we do... whenever we do what we do
"We just do what we do... whenever we do what we do"
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but without drinking.
"but without drinking."
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- ♪ She's my cherry pie ♪
"- ♪ She's my cherry pie ♪"
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- Think about it.
"- Think about it."
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That's someone's child,
"That's someone's child,"
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- Judging from the C-section scar,
"- Judging from the C-section scar,"
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I'd say she's a mother herself.
"I'd say she's a mother herself."
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Sweetie, have you had lunch today?
"Sweetie, have you had lunch today?"
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- $9 for a ginger ale?
"- $9 for a ginger ale?"
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[jackhammer pounding]
"[jackhammer pounding]"
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Haven't they heard of night construction?
"Haven't they heard of night construction?"
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Like, they're being so rude out there.
"Like, they're being so rude out there."
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- No, sir, I'm not a country music fan either.
"- No, sir, I'm not a country music fan either."
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Just personally...
"Just personally..."
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- [making flatulence noises]
"- [making flatulence noises]"
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- This is Reba, and these are her hits.
"- This is Reba, and these are her hits."
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- Hello.
"- Hello."
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