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Clips from Workaholics - Booger Nights (S03E03)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 3, Episode 11 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 474 clips
Comedy
Oh, cool, that's physically impossible, so nuts.
"Oh, cool, that's physically impossible, so nuts."
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No, Derch, physics have nothing to do with it.
"No, Derch, physics have nothing to do with it."
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- She was a human hero. - Well, how'd she die?
"- She was a human hero. - Well, how'd she die?"
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Gunfire... cops shot her.
"Gunfire... cops shot her."
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- Oh. - What?
"- Oh. - What?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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- Whoa, what the fug? - You have 20 minutes
"- Whoa, what the fug? - You have 20 minutes"
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to clean this up.
"to clean this up."
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What? We didn't do this.
"What? We didn't do this."
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- What are these, capes? - All right, who was it?
"- What are these, capes? - All right, who was it?"
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Your mama.
"Your mama."
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Waymond, you're being uncharacteristically quiet.
"Waymond, you're being uncharacteristically quiet."
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Did you do this to us? Is this your doing?
"Did you do this to us? Is this your doing?"
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'Cause if you did, we're gonna come back at you...
"'Cause if you did, we're gonna come back at you..."
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So hard.
"So hard."
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That's right, 'cause anybody who comes at us...
"That's right, 'cause anybody who comes at us..."
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Know that we come back at you twice as hard.
"Know that we come back at you twice as hard."
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- Preach. - That's right.
"- Preach. - That's right."
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You want us to come hard? You got us to come hard!
"You want us to come hard? You got us to come hard!"
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- So seriously guys... - I come hard in my sleep!
"- So seriously guys... - I come hard in my sleep!"
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- All right, all right. Waymond... - I will shit on you!
"- All right, all right. Waymond... - I will shit on you!"
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Here's the deal. Waymond, you gotta fess up,
"Here's the deal. Waymond, you gotta fess up,"
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unless you want three dudes on top of you coming hard.
"unless you want three dudes on top of you coming hard."
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- In three, two... - Bazinga!
"- In three, two... - Bazinga!"
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- You guys do this? - B-rad is back, baby, yes!
"- You guys do this? - B-rad is back, baby, yes!"
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- Oh, he's coming up top. - Yeah, get him out of here.
"- Oh, he's coming up top. - Yeah, get him out of here."
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There we go. There we go.
"There we go. There we go."
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- Yeah. - Oh, we're giving birth.
"- Yeah. - Oh, we're giving birth."
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Giving birth to a B-rad.
"Giving birth to a B-rad."
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- All right, man! - There he is.
"- All right, man! - There he is."
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Everybody, dust him off.
"Everybody, dust him off."
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B-rad, it's good to see you, man.
"B-rad, it's good to see you, man."
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- You're looking pretty fit. - Looking good, dude.
"- You're looking pretty fit. - Looking good, dude."
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What are you doing in town?
"What are you doing in town?"
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Also, why'd you come at me so hard, bro?
"Also, why'd you come at me so hard, bro?"
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You came at us so hard with all these popcorn... s.
"You came at us so hard with all these popcorn... s."
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It was a joke, you bitch!
"It was a joke, you bitch!"
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- Whoa. Shots fired. - I'm in town
"- Whoa. Shots fired. - I'm in town"
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to do a ride-along with the police,
"to do a ride-along with the police,"
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'cause I'm writing a cop novel.
"'cause I'm writing a cop novel."
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- Cool. - Wow.
"- Cool. - Wow."
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- Gritty stuff. - I bet, dude.
"- Gritty stuff. - I bet, dude."
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But Alice wanted me to stop by for the roast.
"But Alice wanted me to stop by for the roast."
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- Roast? What roast? - Yeah.
"- Roast? What roast? - Yeah."
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Oh, Monday is Bill's
"Oh, Monday is Bill's"
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20th anniversary of working at Telamericorp,
"20th anniversary of working at Telamericorp,"
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so we're roasting him.
"so we're roasting him."
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- Cool. Yeah. - Oh, nice.
"- Cool. Yeah. - Oh, nice."
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All right, so, like, how many snaps should we write?
"All right, so, like, how many snaps should we write?"
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Yeah, can we work blue? Can we cuss?
"Yeah, can we work blue? Can we cuss?"
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And also, who's Bill?
"And also, who's Bill?"
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Oh, actually, Alice said you guys don't get to do the roast.
"Oh, actually, Alice said you guys don't get to do the roast."
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- Really? - Uh, why wouldn't
"- Really? - Uh, why wouldn't"
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the three funniest guys in the office be roasting him?
"the three funniest guys in the office be roasting him?"
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You're not funny.
"You're not funny."
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I'm not funny? Me?
"I'm not funny? Me?"
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Adam, "The... The Laugh Ki... The Laugh... uh...
"Adam, "The... The Laugh Ki... The Laugh... uh..."
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Giver" Demamp. - Mm-hmm.
"Giver" Demamp. - Mm-hmm."
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I know all 101 sick jokes for twisted kids.
"I know all 101 sick jokes for twisted kids."
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Oh, Alice, you want to know the difference
"Oh, Alice, you want to know the difference"
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between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand?
"between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand?"
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I don't eat sand.
"I don't eat sand."
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Fine. Whatever.
"Fine. Whatever."
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- You'll let us roast? - Yes.
"- You'll let us roast? - Yes."
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Yes! Nice.
"Yes! Nice."
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- Yes. - So cool. I got this thing...
"- Yes. - So cool. I got this thing..."
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Hey, you honestly don't think I'm funny?
"Hey, you honestly don't think I'm funny?"
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Just me, not talking about those guys.
"Just me, not talking about those guys."
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You've honestly never said one thing I have ever found
"You've honestly never said one thing I have ever found"
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at all funny, bro.
"at all funny, bro."
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What do you know about funny?
"What do you know about funny?"
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Chicks aren't funny. Dudes are funny.
"Chicks aren't funny. Dudes are funny."
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Hangover 2 rules. Bridesmaids drools.
"Hangover 2 rules. Bridesmaids drools."
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I don't care what anybody says.
"I don't care what anybody says."
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We're the funniest people in this office.
"We're the funniest people in this office."
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- Funnier than that dad. - I'm funnier than she is.
"- Funnier than that dad. - I'm funnier than she is."
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Got a subscription to "Suicide Illustrated!"
"Got a subscription to "Suicide Illustrated!""
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Wait.
"Wait."
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Now Bill is trying to get a snack?
"Now Bill is trying to get a snack?"
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Bill! You still gonna end up eating what you always eat.
"Bill! You still gonna end up eating what you always eat."
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Your big-ass boogers in your nose!
"Your big-ass boogers in your nose!"
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Hey, you know, I see what you're doing, Bill.
"Hey, you know, I see what you're doing, Bill."
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He's trying to make jokes about you, but it's, uh...
"He's trying to make jokes about you, but it's, uh..."
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it's "snot" funny.
"it's "snot" funny."
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It... it is... it's snot funny.
"It... it is... it's snot funny."
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- Snot. - I said "snot,"
"- Snot. - I said "snot,""
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because the boogers... With the snot.
"because the boogers... With the snot."
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- Hey, uh... - What the...
"- Hey, uh... - What the..."
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Bill's so bald, right? He looks like he, uh...
"Bill's so bald, right? He looks like he, uh..."
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like he's a cancer patient!
"like he's a cancer patient!"
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Death bed!
"Death bed!"
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This dude, um, he's a human...
"This dude, um, he's a human..."
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One time, I seen that motherfucker dookie in his drawers!
"One time, I seen that motherfucker dookie in his drawers!"
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Dookie! Dookie!
"Dookie! Dookie!"
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♪ Dookie in your drawers, Bill, dookie in your draw... ♪
"♪ Dookie in your drawers, Bill, dookie in your draw... ♪"
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You know, maybe Montez is right.
"You know, maybe Montez is right."
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Maybe I'm not an hysterical dude.
"Maybe I'm not an hysterical dude."
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- Hey! - I won't listen to it.
"- Hey! - I won't listen to it."
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You are funny, okay?
"You are funny, okay?"
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No one has given me more laughs in this world
"No one has given me more laughs in this world"
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- than this guy. - Yeah.
"- than this guy. - Yeah."
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Adam "the laugh giver" Demamp.
"Adam "the laugh giver" Demamp."
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Yep.
"Yep."
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- Thank you. - I mean, sure, Montez has
"- Thank you. - I mean, sure, Montez has"
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- broad appeal, right? - Sure.
"- broad appeal, right? - Sure."
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We'll give him that. But I'm sorry...
"We'll give him that. But I'm sorry..."
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I have a more refined, dry, British sense of humor,
"I have a more refined, dry, British sense of humor,"
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a la the funniest movie of all time, Austin Powers.
"a la the funniest movie of all time, Austin Powers."
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- No. - Oh, please! Funniest movie of all time,
"- No. - Oh, please! Funniest movie of all time,"
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no questions, Wayne's World One.
"no questions, Wayne's World One."
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No, sir.
"No, sir."
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You guys like the big blockbusters.
"You guys like the big blockbusters."
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That's cool. That's fine. Me, personally...
"That's cool. That's fine. Me, personally..."
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indie comedy.
"indie comedy."
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That's what I'm into.
"That's what I'm into."
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I'm talking about Indian comedy.
"I'm talking about Indian comedy."
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Very, very, very hot right now.
"Very, very, very hot right now."
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Love Guru? That's the future of comedy.
"Love Guru? That's the future of comedy."
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You guys are out of your minds.
"You guys are out of your minds."
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I hope I'm not interrupting a circle jerk.
"I hope I'm not interrupting a circle jerk."
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