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Clips from Workaholics - The Lord's Force (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 7 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 540 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
Title Season Episode
Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
Satan's power is fierce,
"Satan's power is fierce,"
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but nothing's more powerful than the Lord's Force!
"but nothing's more powerful than the Lord's Force!"
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Wolf!
"Wolf!"
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David!
"David!"
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Gibraltar!
"Gibraltar!"
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Samson!
"Samson!"
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Ram!
"Ram!"
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For more information on the Lord's Force,
"For more information on the Lord's Force,"
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visit our website and follow us on Twitter.
"visit our website and follow us on Twitter."
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And hey, God bless. Have a great day.
"And hey, God bless. Have a great day."
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- Uh-huh. - Oh, my gosh.
"- Uh-huh. - Oh, my gosh."
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How did these buff dudes escape my radar?
"How did these buff dudes escape my radar?"
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I thought I knew about every single buff dude.
"I thought I knew about every single buff dude."
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No, Samson?
"No, Samson?"
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With those bats, like, "clock, clock, clock, clock, clock."
"With those bats, like, "clock, clock, clock, clock, clock.""
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No, no, no. Ram.
"No, no, no. Ram."
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With the phone books. Ripping phone books.
"With the phone books. Ripping phone books."
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That's the ultimate move for buff-assness.
"That's the ultimate move for buff-assness."
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Dude, when did you say they're coming to town?
"Dude, when did you say they're coming to town?"
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We have to see these buff-ass dudes.
"We have to see these buff-ass dudes."
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Tomorrow.
"Tomorrow."
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And we are going.
"And we are going."
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And then after we watch the show,
"And then after we watch the show,"
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I'm gonna try out for the force.
"I'm gonna try out for the force."
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All right, but you know those guys are like,
"All right, but you know those guys are like,"
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Chris Tucker religulous, though, right?
"Chris Tucker religulous, though, right?"
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Yeah, no, I'm very religulous.
"Yeah, no, I'm very religulous."
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You know, father, son, holy... what have you.
"You know, father, son, holy... what have you."
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Noah's art. Two animals going onto a ship to have sex.
"Noah's art. Two animals going onto a ship to have sex."
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Unconditional love for Jesus Christ.
"Unconditional love for Jesus Christ."
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Do you guys wanna watch a video
"Do you guys wanna watch a video"
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of a dude blowing his brains out?
"of a dude blowing his brains out?"
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Uh, I do, and I don't.
"Uh, I do, and I don't."
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Well, we are going to.
"Well, we are going to."
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Annie, this is for you and the kids.
"Annie, this is for you and the kids."
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There's no other way.
"There's no other way."
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Let's just, uh,
"Let's just, uh,"
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put on some twerk videos or something, right?
"put on some twerk videos or something, right?"
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- Yeah, twerk, for sure. - Yeah. All right.
"- Yeah, twerk, for sure. - Yeah. All right."
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Brat-dogs.
"Brat-dogs."
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- Mm! - Enjoy. Enjoy
"- Mm! - Enjoy. Enjoy"
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hey, tickets!
"hey, tickets!"
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Who's got some tickets?
"Who's got some tickets?"
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I'll trade you a beer and a Brat for a ticket.
"I'll trade you a beer and a Brat for a ticket."
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Man, I cannot even believe...
"Man, I cannot even believe..."
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The one time I wanna go to church, and I can't get in.
"The one time I wanna go to church, and I can't get in."
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God, we gotta get in there.
"God, we gotta get in there."
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I do not wanna miss them lift that 1,000-pound cross.
"I do not wanna miss them lift that 1,000-pound cross."
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For real.
"For real."
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What're we gonna do?
"What're we gonna do?"
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We just gotta ask ourselves, W-W-J-Z-do?
"We just gotta ask ourselves, W-W-J-Z-do?"
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What would... What would Jay-Z do?
"What would... What would Jay-Z do?"
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- Yeah. - He'd probably rap about it.
"- Yeah. - He'd probably rap about it."
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♪ He'd rap about it, and he'd rap about it ♪
"♪ He'd rap about it, and he'd rap about it ♪"
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♪ And then he'd pass the mic to Blake ♪
"♪ And then he'd pass the mic to Blake ♪"
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♪ Nah, nah, I don't want the mic, give it to Adam ♪
"♪ Nah, nah, I don't want the mic, give it to Adam ♪"
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♪ I don't need... I don't want the mic either ♪
"♪ I don't need... I don't want the mic either ♪"
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♪ So I'll pass it back to Ders ♪
"♪ So I'll pass it back to Ders ♪"
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♪ It's back to me
"♪ It's back to me"
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♪ I don't mind that 'cause I'm a r-a-p ♪
"♪ I don't mind that 'cause I'm a r-a-p ♪"
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♪ P-E-R, where's my car
"♪ P-E-R, where's my car"
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♪ I mean my whip, guys
"♪ I mean my whip, guys"
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♪ Where's my whip, guys
"♪ Where's my whip, guys"
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♪ Rappin', stoppin', I don't want the mic, Blake ♪
"♪ Rappin', stoppin', I don't want the mic, Blake ♪"
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I don't want it.
"I don't want it."
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- There you go. - Thank you much.
"- There you go. - Thank you much."
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Yeah, we just left our stub...
"Yeah, we just left our stub..."
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Oh, woah. No, no, no. Sorry, friends.
"Oh, woah. No, no, no. Sorry, friends."
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You need tickets to get in.
"You need tickets to get in."
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No, they said we actually didn't need
"No, they said we actually didn't need"
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to bring our stubs out here, we left 'em in there.
"to bring our stubs out here, we left 'em in there."
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Hate carrying too many stubs around.
"Hate carrying too many stubs around."
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Oh, well, I hate it when jokesters
"Oh, well, I hate it when jokesters"
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try to pull a fast one on me,
"try to pull a fast one on me,"
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So, why don't you guys go and, uh, get outta line, please?
"So, why don't you guys go and, uh, get outta line, please?"
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- Thank you very much. - Okay. All right. You know what?
"- Thank you very much. - Okay. All right. You know what?"
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We'll come clean. We never bought tickets.
"We'll come clean. We never bought tickets."
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We're lying to you,
"We're lying to you,"
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which proves we need to get in there and see the Lord's Force
"which proves we need to get in there and see the Lord's Force"
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so we can become better people
"so we can become better people"
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and not liar people.
"and not liar people."
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We gotta be saved. We're bad people.
"We gotta be saved. We're bad people."
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I mean, I used to make my, uh,
"I mean, I used to make my, uh,"
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G.I. Joes have huge orgies with my neighbor's Barbies.
"G.I. Joes have huge orgies with my neighbor's Barbies."
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Yeah, and when I was a kid, I always tried
"Yeah, and when I was a kid, I always tried"
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to make my dog have sex with my cat
"to make my dog have sex with my cat"
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'cause I wanted a cat-dog.
"'cause I wanted a cat-dog."
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Turns out their dicks don't fit into cats,
"Turns out their dicks don't fit into cats,"
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- and the cat limps now. - Yeah.
"- and the cat limps now. - Yeah."
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When I go to subway, I ask for a water glass,
"When I go to subway, I ask for a water glass,"
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and I always fill it with fresca,
"and I always fill it with fresca,"
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because I'm a monster, sir.
"because I'm a monster, sir."
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Okay, guys you're not gonna get in.
"Okay, guys you're not gonna get in."
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Now, there's an 8:00 A.M. service here in the morning.
"Now, there's an 8:00 A.M. service here in the morning."
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You guys come back, you get your church in that way. All right?
"You guys come back, you get your church in that way. All right?"
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Now, please get outta the line.
"Now, please get outta the line."
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No, I don't wanna see some stupid preacher
"No, I don't wanna see some stupid preacher"
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talk about stupid church stuff.
"talk about stupid church stuff."
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I wanna see two big-ass dudes liftin' a big ol' cross
"I wanna see two big-ass dudes liftin' a big ol' cross"
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- over their big ol' heads! - Mm-hmm.
"- over their big ol' heads! - Mm-hmm."
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Hey! Now, I'm gonna call security.
"Hey! Now, I'm gonna call security."
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- Now, get outta here! - Oh.
"- Now, get outta here! - Oh."
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- All right. - Jesus.
"- All right. - Jesus."
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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Someday I'm gonna be on the Lord's Force,
"Someday I'm gonna be on the Lord's Force,"
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and then you'll feel like a stupid idiot
"and then you'll feel like a stupid idiot"
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- for not letting me in! - Heck yeah.
"- for not letting me in! - Heck yeah."
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- Phone book. Rip! - Show him.
"- Phone book. Rip! - Show him."
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Just like the Lord's Force! Just like the Lord's Force!
"Just like the Lord's Force! Just like the Lord's Force!"
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Whatever. You see how far threw that?
"Whatever. You see how far threw that?"
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Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh."
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Got muscles.
"Got muscles."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Oh, that's very- that's actually pretty good,
"Oh, that's very- that's actually pretty good,"
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but you know what?
"but you know what?"
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In all seriousness, suck on my, dude!
"In all seriousness, suck on my, dude!"
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♪ And I said, "no, man, you drive a garbage truck" ♪
"♪ And I said, "no, man, you drive a garbage truck" ♪"
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♪ And then I pass the mic to Adam ♪
"♪ And then I pass the mic to Adam ♪"
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♪ And then I take the mic, and I don't know what to do ♪
"♪ And then I take the mic, and I don't know what to do ♪"
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- ♪ So I pass the mic to Blake - I don't want the...
"- ♪ So I pass the mic to Blake - I don't want the..."
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