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Clips from Workaholics - High Art (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 16 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 572 clips
Comedy

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To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
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Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
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Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
Oh.
"Oh."
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- What the "fug"? - Hey.
"- What the "fug"? - Hey."
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What's up?
"What's up?"
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- What the hell is that? - Yeah.
"- What the hell is that? - Yeah."
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This is art, dude. Duh.
"This is art, dude. Duh."
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Okay, you see the Wall Street dude
"Okay, you see the Wall Street dude"
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with the sign on him that says, "Wall Street dudes suck?"
"with the sign on him that says, "Wall Street dudes suck?""
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He represents Wall Street dudes sucking.
"He represents Wall Street dudes sucking."
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Why is he sucking in our yard, though?
"Why is he sucking in our yard, though?"
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Oh, Blake said we could.
"Oh, Blake said we could."
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Yeah, I thought you said you were making a tree house,
"Yeah, I thought you said you were making a tree house,"
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but this is... this is cool.
"but this is... this is cool."
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That would've been cool.
"That would've been cool."
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Karl, we're gonna head inside and gear up for a bout-it-ass club opening
"Karl, we're gonna head inside and gear up for a bout-it-ass club opening"
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that we're going to.
"that we're going to."
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And by the time we come out here looking fresh to death,
"And by the time we come out here looking fresh to death,"
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I want all of this art taken down.
"I want all of this art taken down."
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You don't take art down. Art takes you down.
"You don't take art down. Art takes you down."
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That's right.
"That's right."
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I don't understand a word he said.
"I don't understand a word he said."
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I thought you said they'd get it.
"I thought you said they'd get it."
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They do, sir. They absolutely get it.
"They do, sir. They absolutely get it."
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Listen, please don't embarrass me in front of Shame, okay.
"Listen, please don't embarrass me in front of Shame, okay."
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He let me into his street-art collective,
"He let me into his street-art collective,"
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and I'm happy for the first time since I bowled my 300.
"and I'm happy for the first time since I bowled my 300."
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I'm not wearing the ring right now, but I bowled it.
"I'm not wearing the ring right now, but I bowled it."
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Ask anybody at The Alley.
"Ask anybody at The Alley."
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Will you help me take this down?
"Will you help me take this down?"
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I'm about to get savage.
"I'm about to get savage."
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I would love to destroy this. I hate this kid.
"I would love to destroy this. I hate this kid."
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I don't know why, but I fucking hate you, dude.
"I don't know why, but I fucking hate you, dude."
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Screw with my art, see what happens.
"Screw with my art, see what happens."
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- What did he say? - Uh-oh.
"- What did he say? - Uh-oh."
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Okay, you comin' at me?
"Okay, you comin' at me?"
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I will come at you.
"I will come at you."
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Man versus child, here we go.
"Man versus child, here we go."
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- Okay. - Oh!
"- Okay. - Oh!"
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Whoo, that's kind of cool.
"Whoo, that's kind of cool."
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Yeah, you know, we dipped it in gasoline,
"Yeah, you know, we dipped it in gasoline,"
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'cause big oil and, like, the way that they drill
"'cause big oil and, like, the way that they drill"
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and they're just, they got to...
"and they're just, they got to..."
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- Oh! - Oh, jeez!
"- Oh! - Oh, jeez!"
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That's dangerous.
"That's dangerous."
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Oh... a burning cross on my lawn.
"Oh... a burning cross on my lawn."
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I'm not a KKK guy, but that looks magnificent.
"I'm not a KKK guy, but that looks magnificent."
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♪ I'm fresh ♪
"♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
"♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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What are we thinking? We thinking three buttons or more?
"What are we thinking? We thinking three buttons or more?"
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Mm, I would say four or none at all.
"Mm, I would say four or none at all."
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Good call, none at all.
"Good call, none at all."
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Beez, let's do this.
"Beez, let's do this."
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I've got it.
"I've got it."
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I've got our million-dollar idea.
"I've got our million-dollar idea."
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- All right. - Mm.
"- All right. - Mm."
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What does every U.S. citizen hate?
"What does every U.S. citizen hate?"
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- Peppermint patties. - I like those.
"- Peppermint patties. - I like those."
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No, no, no.
"No, no, no."
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They hate seeing the flag get burned. Yeah!
"They hate seeing the flag get burned. Yeah!"
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So I invented the unburnable American flag.
"So I invented the unburnable American flag."
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Boom! Blake.
"Boom! Blake."
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It doesn't burn. I tried it out.
"It doesn't burn. I tried it out."
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Are you kidding me?
"Are you kidding me?"
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- That's a horrible idea, dude. - That's a bad one. It's bad.
"- That's a horrible idea, dude. - That's a bad one. It's bad."
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Patrick Farnan's not gonna want to invest in that idea, all right?
"Patrick Farnan's not gonna want to invest in that idea, all right?"
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This is the guy who sold his tanning company
"This is the guy who sold his tanning company"
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for 6 million bucks.
"for 6 million bucks."
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Yeah, and he buys people's awesome ideas,
"Yeah, and he buys people's awesome ideas,"
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and then he transforms those idea people
"and then he transforms those idea people"
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into super-rich dudes with super-hard hair.
"into super-rich dudes with super-hard hair."
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Hence the hair.
"Hence the hair."
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We're talking about Patrick Fartman.
"We're talking about Patrick Fartman."
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That dude was, like, a total wankster in college.
"That dude was, like, a total wankster in college."
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Do wanksters open their own nightclubs?
"Do wanksters open their own nightclubs?"
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- They don't. - They don't, all right?
"- They don't. - They don't, all right?"
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So please get dressed.
"So please get dressed."
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We're verging on... on fashionably late.
"We're verging on... on fashionably late."
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Okay, I am dressed.
"Okay, I am dressed."
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I'm not the one with my tits hanging out.
"I'm not the one with my tits hanging out."
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That's stupid, dude.
"That's stupid, dude."
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I have so many more better ideas than you do,
"I have so many more better ideas than you do,"
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right now in the old noggin,
"right now in the old noggin,"
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uh, soap on a chain.
"uh, soap on a chain."
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- Boom. - All-M&M trail mix.
"- Boom. - All-M&M trail mix."
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Bam.
"Bam."
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A shirt that doubles as a cool hat.
"A shirt that doubles as a cool hat."
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We can call it a "shat."
"We can call it a "shat.""
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- Do you see how easy this is for us. - That's a good idea.
"- Do you see how easy this is for us. - That's a good idea."
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It's crazy.
"It's crazy."
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- That's a really good idea. - Wow!
"- That's a really good idea. - Wow!"
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Oh, damn!
"Oh, damn!"
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I ain't seen these nizzles since college.
"I ain't seen these nizzles since college."
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What's Gucci, my nizzles?
"What's Gucci, my nizzles?"
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- It's... our lives are so Gucci. - Yeah.
"- It's... our lives are so Gucci. - Yeah."
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It's cool. It's cool. Pleasure to see you.
"It's cool. It's cool. Pleasure to see you."
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What's up? Long time, no smell, Fartman.
"What's up? Long time, no smell, Fartman."
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Ha ha! You know what?
"Ha ha! You know what?"
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Actually, nobody calls me Fartman anymore.
"Actually, nobody calls me Fartman anymore."
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My name's Patrick.
"My name's Patrick."
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But, my nizzles, y'all can call me "Trick."
"But, my nizzles, y'all can call me "Trick.""
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- Hey, Trick. - Trick daddy.
"- Hey, Trick. - Trick daddy."
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Hey, bro.
"Hey, bro."
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What's that behind your ear?
"What's that behind your ear?"
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- Nothing. - Whoop.
"- Nothing. - Whoop."
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That's tanfastic... my self-tanning cream.
"That's tanfastic... my self-tanning cream."
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- Whoa! - How'd you do that?
"- Whoa! - How'd you do that?"
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Cool. Thank you.
"Cool. Thank you."
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- Yeah, you got it. - Appreciate it.
"- Yeah, you got it. - Appreciate it."
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Dare I say it smells tan-amazing.
"Dare I say it smells tan-amazing."
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All right, so, uh, where's the bar?
"All right, so, uh, where's the bar?"
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Ha ha! Same old Blake.
"Ha ha! Same old Blake."
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Bar's right in here.
"Bar's right in here."
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But, actually, this is gonna be a little bit of a problem.
"But, actually, this is gonna be a little bit of a problem."
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Mostly it's the shorts and the tank top,
"Mostly it's the shorts and the tank top,"
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and also the hair, I would say, is an issue.
"and also the hair, I would say, is an issue."
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Oh, of course. I know, man.
"Oh, of course. I know, man."
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It's got a mind of its own. Look out! It's attacking!
"It's got a mind of its own. Look out! It's attacking!"
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It's attacking everybody! Run! Run!
"It's attacking everybody! Run! Run!"
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Okay, chill. Look, I get it, man.
"Okay, chill. Look, I get it, man."
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I'm punk rock too, dude.
"I'm punk rock too, dude."
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