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Clips from Workaholics - The Strike (S01E01)

"♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪"
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"And, yeah, we're a little bit drunk, dude."
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"Yeah, look, I'm gonna have to let you go."
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"- Here's the deal."
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"- Yeah, which we don't even mind,"
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"lady of the evening such as yourself."
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"to celebrate half-Christmas."
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"It started, like, four years ago."
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"Let's-let's just get some party supplies"
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"- Sure. It worked for fake Easter."
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"yell at people, while not working?"
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"It's a pun. I'm good at those."
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"- Yep, here we go."
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"- Get out of my court."
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"- Oh, I've got to join a book club?"
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"Yeah!"
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"You're distracting the entire office."
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"- Next stop..."
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"- Oh, I'm being a Scrooge McDuck?"
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"- No, you obviously don't."
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"- Hey, how's it going?"
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"Now, his son plays on the church softball team."
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"- No, it wasn't. - I did, Anders."
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"And that guy smells like Boston Market."
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"I have an "On" at the beginning of my name."
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"- I'd do it. I'd do it."
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"- Hey, dudes, got some bad news."
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"- It's my new strike thing. It's pretty good."
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"- Alice can't replace us."
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"- Well, you want to go on strike,"
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"- Oh, hey. Nothing."
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"with everything here at TelAmeriCorp?"
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"You know, I got a 25-foot pontoon boat I got to pay off."
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"- Just wanted to thank you"
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"is preparation meeting opportunity."
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"Suck our dicks!"
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"- Hell, no, we won't go..."
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"Yes, everything is just fine."
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"we're gonna keep all that "do not call" list stuff"
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"you got to learn how to wear a muzzle."
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"- Those aren't even Trix."
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"You can go ahead and drop us off right here."
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"- Turn your vehicle around, sir."
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"- Get away from me."
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"with losers like them, "An-ders.""
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"No-bra Fridays."
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"We're not gonna wear bras on Fridays."
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"No, seriously, I think you guys"
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"- Negotiate. - Negotiate."
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"just walk in the door?"
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"- From the tightest butthole on the block."
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"Anders!"
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"- Well, this isn't gonna matter, anyway."
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"all your employees calling people"
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"- College was a very drunk time in three girls' lives."
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"- Sure. - Thank you."
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"- Excuse me. Pardon me."
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"Ah, make room. Going to a store."
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"I'm so sorry. That was rude."
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"Should have asked you guys."
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"Wrapping paper'? Aisle six? Aisle seven?"
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"Where's it at?"
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"This is good, right?"
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"Peter North Pole?"
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"It's like a candy cane."
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"- Hi, guys."
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"Look, um, I know that you're big fans of the Dollar Store,"
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"but you're gonna have to take all of this down."
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"- How so?"
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"Work Town."
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"- You have ten minutes to take this dumb shit down."
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"- Why are you being such a Scrooge McDuck?"
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"Because there is no such thing as half-Christmas."
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"- Fine, Alice. You leave us no choice."
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"We're gonna go on strike."
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"- Nobody disses half-Christmas!"
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"- We're going on strike."
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"You with us, Ders?"
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"- No, thanks. I'm gonna keep my job."
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"- Oh, I should have figured you to be a traitor."
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"Bene-dick Arnold, over here."
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"- You could have said "Benedict Anders.""
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"That might have been funnier."
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"- Yeah, fine. I'll do that."
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"Bene-dick Arnold."
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"Fuck. Damn it."
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"- Anyways... - Ar-Anders."
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"- We're gonna be outside. Should you need us."
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"- Stree-ike!"
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"- Ooh. Yes."
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"- Whoo!"
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"When's this turkey gonna be done, Karl?"
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"- Oh, man, so far so good."
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"- Oh, yeah. That is cold as ice."
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"- Well, it's got to cook all the way through, man."
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"- Yeah, okay. - Yeah."
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"- Guess I don't know how turkeys work."
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"Gonna take it to the roof and use the Sun's heat."
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"It's probably gonna be done in about two days or so."
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"- Cool, that's- that works, I guess."
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"- Um, but I got burgers."
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"- Yeah, we do."
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"- Woke up the burger wolf."
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"- Woof."
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"- Man, I'm so glad we're not working."
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"I'd be wearing one of those stupid headsets"
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"instead of... this cool, leather cowboy hat."
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"- Ooh, cowboy hat."
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"Where'd you get that at?"
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"- Trash can, bro."
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"- Really resourceful. - Not bad."
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"- Whoa. Hello. - Oh, mamacita."
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"- Well, here we go."
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"- We might get laid."
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"- Hey, guys."
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"What are you striking for?"
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"- Oh, religious rights in the workplace, my sister."
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"- Good for you. You got my support, fellas."
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"- Thank you so much."
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"- What kind of work do you do?"
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