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Clips from Workaholics - Ders Comes in Handy (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 9 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 584 clips

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I'm gonna clear it.
- Get 'em. - Nope.
That didn't... that didn't work at all.
- Ow. Ow. - A little bit.
'cause I am back on my ninja kick.
- Okay. - I'm gonna get a shower radio,
so I can literally rog out with my cog out.
Or we could just stick to the camping list,
get the supplies we need, right?
Definitely, but first, I want to get
the stuff that I want to get first.
- Yeah. - Know what I'm saying?
- I'm gonna do that too. - All right, just...
you know, travel shampoos. Look for 'em.
Come on, 35 bucks? For what?
Oh, plugs into the car. That's cool.
Going camping there, Paul Bunyan?
Uh, no, me and my buddies are
gonna follow a concert tour,
so we're just gonna, like, be camping out.
- That sounds fun. - Yeah, it should be.
I'm not really a great outdoors guy, though.
You know, unless there's a bald-headed bear.
- Yeah. - From the movie, um...
what movie's that?
It's the great outdoors. What are you doing?
- Shh. - I don't think we should...
are you pregnant? Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
It's not for you to know
- You like that? - I like it.
Oh, look at that. Someone's up.
- Oh, yeah. - Someone's up.
I'm up.
- Morning. - I'm up and at 'em.
Don't do that with your face. Don't do that.
I don't like that. That's better.
Oh, God, all right, all right, all right.
Aha.
Wait, did you just take a picture of me?
What?
Uh, um, no. No.
I'm, uh... I'm all right.
I'm just getting some pants.
So.
Wear 'em out.
Good day.
♪ I'm fresh
♪ you gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
♪ Gotta be fresh
Yo, Ders.
Check it out. Look who we ran into.
Tez has let us...
he's gonna let us borrow his rv to go
to the Xzibit concert this weekend.
- Yes! - Cool.
but I think now this...
this trip's gonna be a little less in tents.
"In tents"? Get it? "In tents." That's good.
That's good. That's good.
"In tents." That's good.
- Oh, yeah. - Thanks.
Yeah, but tents are for children.
Rvs are for cool-ass widowed grandpas
who are single and ready to tingle.
Yeah, we're gonna be
some tangling-ass grandpas this weekend, man.
What's up with the kid's ski pants, huh?
Michael Jackson special?
Everything half-off kids?
I was reading this joke calendar back there.
June was funny, man. You should get it.
I will, but it's, like, 12 bucks.
Uhoh! Hottie coming through, y'all.
- Hi. How you doing? - Hey.
- Hi. - Hi.
Oh, monty, I'll see you at the checkout, okay?
Hey, did you get those baby naming books.
I did.
Y'all, check this out. We having a little girl.
And we gonna name her Montessa.
No, we're not. We talked about this.
Okay.
- Okay, I'll see you there. - Mm-hmm.
Ten years of marriage, and she still got a ass
like a black tennis player.
Ain't that right, guys?
What? I...
Didn't see it. Wouldn't look.
She's your wife.
Listen, y'all, I gotta go break me off
a piece of this country white bread.
You 'bout to get re-pregnatized, girl!
So, uh, you said something crazy happened?
Yeah. I, um...
He's my favorite killer. O.J.!
- He's trying gloves on? - Yeah.
O.J.!
- This is bad. - O.J.?
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Buddy, hey, ho. Hold up, hold up.
I didn't know you were there,
but it sounds like a good idea now.
What are you doing, dude?
What's it look like I'm doing?
Okay, I want to talk to you bros just before
y'all bros just went to the concert,
so I slept behind your bros' car, dudes.
You can't come to the concert.
- I'm sorry. - Why not?