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Clips from Workaholics - The Worst Generation (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 17 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 522 clips
Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
Title Season Episode
Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
And that is what we call the hammer tire!
"And that is what we call the hammer tire!"
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The sledgehammer does not come with your Demamp Camp:
"The sledgehammer does not come with your Demamp Camp:"
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Working Out With Tires DVD purchase.
"Working Out With Tires DVD purchase."
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Blake, you get that?
"Blake, you get that?"
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God damn it, Adam. Yes. We got it.
"God damn it, Adam. Yes. We got it."
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Hey, Blake, don't talk to me like that.
"Hey, Blake, don't talk to me like that."
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Ders, did we get that?
"Ders, did we get that?"
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That argument for the behind-the-scenes camera?
"That argument for the behind-the-scenes camera?"
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Oh, no, no, no, this camera's not behind-the-scenes footage, okay?
"Oh, no, no, no, this camera's not behind-the-scenes footage, okay?"
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This is my MTV True Life:
"This is my MTV True Life:"
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I'm in a Ménage A Braj.
"I'm in a Ménage A Braj."
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Heh, heh, Ménage A Braj.
"Heh, heh, Ménage A Braj."
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- Let's focus, all right? - All right, yep.
"- Let's focus, all right? - All right, yep."
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We're missing some exercises here.
"We're missing some exercises here."
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- Let me check the list. - Pffft.
"- Let me check the list. - Pffft."
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We got the tire hammer. We got tire jump.
"We got the tire hammer. We got tire jump."
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- Tire wiggle. - Yep.
"- Tire wiggle. - Yep."
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- Tire waggle. - Got it.
"- Tire waggle. - Got it."
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- The tire flip lift! - Yes.
"- The tire flip lift! - Yes."
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- That's right. - Good call, good call.
"- That's right. - Good call, good call."
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Blake, you getting this?
"Blake, you getting this?"
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Oh, I'm getting it, baby. We got it.
"Oh, I'm getting it, baby. We got it."
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This next exercise, your bis might turn into tris,
"This next exercise, your bis might turn into tris,"
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while your tris might turn into God knows what.
"while your tris might turn into God knows what."
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Are you ready?
"Are you ready?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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My shoulders!
"My shoulders!"
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We gotta get you to a hospital!
"We gotta get you to a hospital!"
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- Pop it back into place! - No, no, no.
"- Pop it back into place! - No, no, no."
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- I'm gonna pop it back! - No, don't...
"- I'm gonna pop it back! - No, don't..."
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Ohhh!
"Ohhh!"
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That made it so much worse!
"That made it so much worse!"
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- Let me out. - I cannot believe
"- Let me out. - I cannot believe"
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they let you walk out of the E.R. looking this way.
"they let you walk out of the E.R. looking this way."
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We gotta get you fixed.
"We gotta get you fixed."
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Yeah, for 2,000 bucks? Yeah, right.
"Yeah, for 2,000 bucks? Yeah, right."
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I'm saving up for hair plugs for when I need them
"I'm saving up for hair plugs for when I need them"
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- in the future. - Well, what's the deal, man?
"- in the future. - Well, what's the deal, man?"
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I thought you had insurance.
"I thought you had insurance."
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We laughed so much times at those
"We laughed so much times at those"
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- Geico Gecko commercials. - Mm-hmm.
"- Geico Gecko commercials. - Mm-hmm."
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I guess my Grandpa must have taken me off his plan,
"I guess my Grandpa must have taken me off his plan,"
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which is fine, 'cause I hate that man.
"which is fine, 'cause I hate that man."
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Don't wanna be on his stupid insurance anyways.
"Don't wanna be on his stupid insurance anyways."
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Could you let me out of here?
"Could you let me out of here?"
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You can't live like this, Adam, come on.
"You can't live like this, Adam, come on."
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You have to start the wave today at Jillian's hockey game.
"You have to start the wave today at Jillian's hockey game."
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- I can lead the wave. - I can...
"- I can lead the wave. - I can..."
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Okay, that actually hurts a lot. I'll do it next time.
"Okay, that actually hurts a lot. I'll do it next time."
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Doesn't matter. Could you open the door?
"Doesn't matter. Could you open the door?"
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All right, fine, it's settled.
"All right, fine, it's settled."
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We're gonna go see Gramps Demamp.
"We're gonna go see Gramps Demamp."
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Yep. 'Cause you know what?
"Yep. 'Cause you know what?"
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You're lucky you even have a grandpa.
"You're lucky you even have a grandpa."
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I never even met mine.
"I never even met mine."
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I bet he was awesome. I be he had crazy hair.
"I bet he was awesome. I be he had crazy hair."
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Yeah, I bet he did.
"Yeah, I bet he did."
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I mean, old people are really cool.
"I mean, old people are really cool."
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They're like... they're like the crypt keeper.
"They're like... they're like the crypt keeper."
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- They just tell you stories. - Yeah, or like young wizards.
"- They just tell you stories. - Yeah, or like young wizards."
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Fine. I'll tell you guys.
"Fine. I'll tell you guys."
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My grandfather touched me as a kid.
"My grandfather touched me as a kid."
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- In the butt hole. - What?
"- In the butt hole. - What?"
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Okay, he didn't actually touch me. He refused to hug me.
"Okay, he didn't actually touch me. He refused to hug me."
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I am not gonna go see my Grandpa!
"I am not gonna go see my Grandpa!"
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You let me out of this car right now.
"You let me out of this car right now."
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No, we're taking you to see him, all right?
"No, we're taking you to see him, all right?"
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- Blake, map it. We're going. - Got it.
"- Blake, map it. We're going. - Got it."
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Hi. Here to see George Demamp.
"Hi. Here to see George Demamp."
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He's my grandfather.
"He's my grandfather."
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If he's dead, I'm okay with that.
"If he's dead, I'm okay with that."
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You act like you wouldn't care, but you would.
"You act like you wouldn't care, but you would."
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You would cry. Sign in, please.
"You would cry. Sign in, please."
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Whoa, check it out, guys.
"Whoa, check it out, guys."
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This dude throws knives into cats.
"This dude throws knives into cats."
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That's a gun and a coyote. You can tell from the snout.
"That's a gun and a coyote. You can tell from the snout."
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- Oh. - But yeah, this is my day job.
"- Oh. - But yeah, this is my day job."
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My real passion is animal control.
"My real passion is animal control."
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My little line is, "the animals in here
"My little line is, "the animals in here"
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are way worse than the coyotes out there."
"are way worse than the coyotes out there.""
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That's a good joke.
"That's a good joke."
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- That's clever. - That's funny.
"- That's clever. - That's funny."
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- Thank you. - It's not clever.
"- Thank you. - It's not clever."
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And it sure as hell isn't a good joke.
"And it sure as hell isn't a good joke."
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The people that walk these halls built this country, okay?
"The people that walk these halls built this country, okay?"
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- It's my little line. - All right.
"- It's my little line. - All right."
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Which room is my dumb, stupid, fat, ugly Grandpa in?
"Which room is my dumb, stupid, fat, ugly Grandpa in?"
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Gun one, gun two...
"Gun one, gun two..."
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Hey, Grandpa!
"Hey, Grandpa!"
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Well, well, well.
"Well, well, well."
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Look who it is. Short-wide.
"Look who it is. Short-wide."
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Mm, good one.
"Mm, good one."
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You come out of the closet yet?
"You come out of the closet yet?"
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No.
"No."
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Only closet I'm in is the one that I'm trapped in.
"Only closet I'm in is the one that I'm trapped in."
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With R. Kelly, watching a rap opera.
"With R. Kelly, watching a rap opera."
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Ah, cut the crap. I know why you're here.
"Ah, cut the crap. I know why you're here."
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You want to weasel back onto my health insurance,
"You want to weasel back onto my health insurance,"
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you damn freeloader.
"you damn freeloader."
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I'm not a freeloader, okay?
"I'm not a freeloader, okay?"
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It's just I can't afford health insurance, and I expect it to be free.
"It's just I can't afford health insurance, and I expect it to be free."
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- I have to go to the hospital. - Hospital?
"- I have to go to the hospital. - Hospital?"
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Hospital didn't help me when I rode a Jeep
"Hospital didn't help me when I rode a Jeep"
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out of a B-52 at 35,000 feet...
"out of a B-52 at 35,000 feet..."
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- It was 25,000 last time. - 35,000 feet,
"- It was 25,000 last time. - 35,000 feet,"
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had to parachute into enemy territory,
"had to parachute into enemy territory,"
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and took eight bullets up my ass.
"and took eight bullets up my ass."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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But you don't know anything about that because you've never been in a war!
"But you don't know anything about that because you've never been in a war!"
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Yeah, I've never been in a war
"Yeah, I've never been in a war"
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'cause there's never been any big wars for me to serve in!
"'cause there's never been any big wars for me to serve in!"
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Oh, jeez, you know, I don't have time for this.
"Oh, jeez, you know, I don't have time for this."
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I've got my annual Luau,
"I've got my annual Luau,"
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and I am in charge of the pig.
"and I am in charge of the pig."
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And I'm not talking about your Aunt Holly.
"And I'm not talking about your Aunt Holly."
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Aunt Holly has a glandular disorder.
"Aunt Holly has a glandular disorder."
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Hey, could you hold that door?
"Hey, could you hold that door?"
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I actually can't open doors!
"I actually can't open doors!"
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