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Clips from Workaholics - DeputyDong (S04E04)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 4, Episode 12 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 532 clips
Comedy

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Are you faggots ready to die?
"Are you faggots ready to die?"
Workaholics
- Okay. - No, no, no, no.
"- Okay. - No, no, no, no."
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- You're gonna die, okay? - Yeah.
"- You're gonna die, okay? - Yeah."
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And please, stop calling us the faggot word, all right?
"And please, stop calling us the faggot word, all right?"
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It's horrible. It's a hateful word.
"It's horrible. It's a hateful word."
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Shut up, faggot.
"Shut up, faggot."
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- [Grunts angrily] - Oh, good one.
"- [Grunts angrily] - Oh, good one."
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Good comeback, "shut up." Who even says faggot anymore?
"Good comeback, "shut up." Who even says faggot anymore?"
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That's not even a word that people say.
"That's not even a word that people say."
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My grandfather says that, and my...
"My grandfather says that, and my..."
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And my grandma still says it, and my aunts, and a few of my uncles,
"And my grandma still says it, and my aunts, and a few of my uncles,"
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but not the gay ones.
"but not the gay ones."
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Hey, you guys seen the packing tape?
"Hey, you guys seen the packing tape?"
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I'm trying to send this box of dry-ice-packed
"I'm trying to send this box of dry-ice-packed"
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California avocados all the way to Sweden.
"California avocados all the way to Sweden."
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I got a big-titted pen pal named Anika.
"I got a big-titted pen pal named Anika."
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- I'm trying to impress her. - Very cool. Big titties, love those.
"- I'm trying to impress her. - Very cool. Big titties, love those."
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But you're kind of in the way, and we got Deputy Dong cornered.
"But you're kind of in the way, and we got Deputy Dong cornered."
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You have him cornered? Okay, that's impossible
"You have him cornered? Okay, that's impossible"
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- because he's way too good. - You're dead, man.
"- because he's way too good. - You're dead, man."
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I won't even log on if the guy's playing.
"I won't even log on if the guy's playing."
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Always calling me faggot and stuff.
"Always calling me faggot and stuff."
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That's you, this is us. We don't quit.
"That's you, this is us. We don't quit."
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Yeah, we're not quitters. And also, don't play under my profile...
"Yeah, we're not quitters. And also, don't play under my profile..."
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- Turn around, faggot. - Look out, look out!
"- Turn around, faggot. - Look out, look out!"
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Wait... [Both shout]
"Wait... [Both shout]"
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Ders, you frickin' idiot.
"Ders, you frickin' idiot."
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You... I'm dead... We're dead now... okay.
"You... I'm dead... We're dead now... okay."
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This is some B.S. frickin' idiot.
"This is some B.S. frickin' idiot."
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Frickin'... got... Gave me all of his bad juju.
"Frickin'... got... Gave me all of his bad juju."
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You know what? Fug his Californiacadoes.
"You know what? Fug his Californiacadoes."
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Yeah, sorry. Sorry.
"Yeah, sorry. Sorry."
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This is gonna get all fermented and disgusting.
"This is gonna get all fermented and disgusting."
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Actually, that looks pretty good. Hopefully, Anika likes that.
"Actually, that looks pretty good. Hopefully, Anika likes that."
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Yeah, I hope Anika likes that.
"Yeah, I hope Anika likes that."
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You wanna play again, or are you faggots tired of my dong in your ass?
"You wanna play again, or are you faggots tired of my dong in your ass?"
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There you go again with the word, with the faggot word.
"There you go again with the word, with the faggot word."
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I have to say, though, he is hurting my feelings.
"I have to say, though, he is hurting my feelings."
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Hey, Deputy Dong.
"Hey, Deputy Dong."
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How about you take your dick and you put it, uh...
"How about you take your dick and you put it, uh..."
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Like some meats in there?
"Like some meats in there?"
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Meats and cheeses down the... Down the d-hole?
"Meats and cheeses down the... Down the d-hole?"
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And then, all... You're in the wilderness, and a ton of squirrels...
"And then, all... You're in the wilderness, and a ton of squirrels..."
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- Uh-huh. - [Sniffing]
"- Uh-huh. - [Sniffing]"
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- Well, get to it. - And now they're...
"- Well, get to it. - And now they're..."
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[Mimics gnawing]
"[Mimics gnawing]"
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- They're... they're munching... - Ouchie, yeah.
"- They're... they're munching... - Ouchie, yeah."
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- Ders! - Yo.
"- Ders! - Yo."
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Hey, we need your help with this thing real quick.
"Hey, we need your help with this thing real quick."
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What? Oh, is he calling you guys faggots again?
"What? Oh, is he calling you guys faggots again?"
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- Yes, he is. - Well, guess what, buddy?
"- Yes, he is. - Well, guess what, buddy?"
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D-dong, your mom is so fat...
"D-dong, your mom is so fat..."
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[Loud explosion]
"[Loud explosion]"
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Oh.
"Oh."
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How fat is she?
"How fat is she?"
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Dude, I don't think you understand. The blender, it has 15 speeds, okay?
"Dude, I don't think you understand. The blender, it has 15 speeds, okay?"
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You can... you can make a hamburger shake.
"You can... you can make a hamburger shake."
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You can make a pizza shake.
"You can make a pizza shake."
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- So it just exploded? - Yeah.
"- So it just exploded? - Yeah."
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On its own? You didn't do anything to it?
"On its own? You didn't do anything to it?"
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That was the crazy part. It was, like, avocados mixed with dry ice.
"That was the crazy part. It was, like, avocados mixed with dry ice."
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It's just combustible. It's like a scientific fact.
"It's just combustible. It's like a scientific fact."
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- Ooh! - Hey, look.
"- Ooh! - Hey, look."
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I'm just trying to do my job here. You don't have to call me a fa...
"I'm just trying to do my job here. You don't have to call me a fa..."
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Oh, hold, please.
"Oh, hold, please."
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- Guys. - What's up, Blake?
"- Guys. - What's up, Blake?"
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It's Deputy Dong.
"It's Deputy Dong."
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- It's him, it's Deputy Dong. - That's Deputy Dong?
"- It's him, it's Deputy Dong. - That's Deputy Dong?"
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- On the phone? - Yeah, man, I was like...
"- On the phone? - Yeah, man, I was like..."
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No, sir, I'm not calling you Deputy Dong.
"No, sir, I'm not calling you Deputy Dong."
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Yeah, I was, like, I thought it sounded familiar,
"Yeah, I was, like, I thought it sounded familiar,"
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but then, once he dropped the faggot bomb,
"but then, once he dropped the faggot bomb,"
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- I'm like, "it's him." - [Laughs]
"- I'm like, "it's him." - [Laughs]"
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Okay, uh, you gotta, like, keep him on the line, right?
"Okay, uh, you gotta, like, keep him on the line, right?"
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And then, we got to, like, trace the call.
"And then, we got to, like, trace the call."
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- Yeah. - Figure out his address, right?
"- Yeah. - Figure out his address, right?"
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- Can we do that? - Uh, hey. Thanks for holding.
"- Can we do that? - Uh, hey. Thanks for holding."
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Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Disguise your voice.
"Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Disguise your voice."
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Uh... uh, hello. This is the... the supervisor.
"Uh... uh, hello. This is the... the supervisor."
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You sound like Black Grover.
"You sound like Black Grover."
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You're gonna want the... The blender that has 15...
"You're gonna want the... The blender that has 15..."
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Do you know how many speeds 15...
"Do you know how many speeds 15..."
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What does that mean? I don't know what that means.
"What does that mean? I don't know what that means."
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No, please don't hang... Don't hang up.
"No, please don't hang... Don't hang up."
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I lost him. Damn it, man, I lost him. You guys were distracting me, man...
"I lost him. Damn it, man, I lost him. You guys were distracting me, man..."
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No, I was doing this, I don't know why you didn't continue...
"No, I was doing this, I don't know why you didn't continue..."
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- What does that mean? - Stretching... Stretching it all out,
"- What does that mean? - Stretching... Stretching it all out,"
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stretching the time, time stretcher.
"stretching the time, time stretcher."
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I thought for sure you were saying,
"I thought for sure you were saying,"
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you know, "Let's get Philly cheese steaks for lunch."
"you know, "Let's get Philly cheese steaks for lunch.""
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A Philly cheese steak, like, idea for lunch would be like...
"A Philly cheese steak, like, idea for lunch would be like..."
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[Mimics squirting]
"[Mimics squirting]"
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Sure.
"Sure."
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Ooh, got a little somethin'. Got a little somethin'.
"Ooh, got a little somethin'. Got a little somethin'."
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So you aren't hungry for Philly cheese steaks.
"So you aren't hungry for Philly cheese steaks."
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Well, God... now my day really sucks.
"Well, God... now my day really sucks."
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No, no, no, no, no. Look, client info. Look, his address is right there.
"No, no, no, no, no. Look, client info. Look, his address is right there."
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- Oh, yeah. - We had it the whole time.
"- Oh, yeah. - We had it the whole time."
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Oh, my gosh, we know where he lives.
"Oh, my gosh, we know where he lives."
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I say we go to this dude's house and bring the game to him
"I say we go to this dude's house and bring the game to him"
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using violence, dude.
"using violence, dude."
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Just... [Mimics automatic gunfire]
"Just... [Mimics automatic gunfire]"
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[Mimics guns firing]
"[Mimics guns firing]"
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[Mimics shotgun blast] Aah!
"[Mimics shotgun blast] Aah!"
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- Oh, real guns? - We won't use guns, but a lot of word bullets.
"- Oh, real guns? - We won't use guns, but a lot of word bullets."
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Let's go there, kick down his door, delete his account, you know?
"Let's go there, kick down his door, delete his account, you know?"
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That way, he can't play anymore.
"That way, he can't play anymore."
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We'll have Sniper Shot: Munich all to ourselves,
"We'll have Sniper Shot: Munich all to ourselves,"
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along with everybody else who plays.
"along with everybody else who plays."
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Oh, my gosh, that would shatter Deputy Dong's world.
"Oh, my gosh, that would shatter Deputy Dong's world."
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- That game is, like, his life. - Right, it's, like, sad.
"- That game is, like, his life. - Right, it's, like, sad."
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We should do it and show him what happens when you get us really frickin' pissed.
"We should do it and show him what happens when you get us really frickin' pissed."
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[Laughter]
"[Laughter]"
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Totally... Oh, dude...
"Totally... Oh, dude..."
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And the best news of all: It's not even that far away.
"And the best news of all: It's not even that far away."
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♪ Flip this linguistic pimp nigger ♪
"♪ Flip this linguistic pimp nigger ♪"
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- Hey! - Whoa. Whoo!
"- Hey! - Whoa. Whoo!"
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Hey, wow. That didn't take long.
"Hey, wow. That didn't take long."
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[Yawns]
"[Yawns]"
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No, it did not. Just nine hours, boys. Welcome to Arizona.
"No, it did not. Just nine hours, boys. Welcome to Arizona."
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