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Clips from Workaholics - Always Bet on Blake (S06E06)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 6, Episode 9 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 577 clips
Comedy

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- Adam, you are pushing
"- Adam, you are pushing"
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when I need you to pull, okay?
"when I need you to pull, okay?"
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- Stay in the slot, baby.
"- Stay in the slot, baby."
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- It's a delicate dance. It's a tango, okay?
"- It's a delicate dance. It's a tango, okay?"
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I'm the man. I lead you, sweetheart.
"I'm the man. I lead you, sweetheart."
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- No, sweetheart.
"- No, sweetheart."
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In fact, I came up with a cool name for our team:
"In fact, I came up with a cool name for our team:"
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The Woodsmen, right?
"The Woodsmen, right?"
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That's, like, a badass name,
"That's, like, a badass name,"
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and I thought of it 'cause I'm the leader.
"and I thought of it 'cause I'm the leader."
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- You want to name us The Woodsmen,
"- You want to name us The Woodsmen,"
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after a Kevin Bacon movie about a pedophile.
"after a Kevin Bacon movie about a pedophile."
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- You didn't actually let me finish.
"- You didn't actually let me finish."
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- No, we are the Timberlakes,
"- No, we are the Timberlakes,"
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and we're bringing sexy to the timber sports.
"and we're bringing sexy to the timber sports."
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End of story.
"End of story."
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Now, you push; I pull.
"Now, you push; I pull."
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- No, I push, and you pull on my count.
"- No, I push, and you pull on my count."
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- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
"- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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- This isn't-- you're not helping!
"- This isn't-- you're not helping!"
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- Stop fighting!
"- Stop fighting!"
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Flip a coin. Or you know what?
"Flip a coin. Or you know what?"
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Better yet, why doesn't one of you take the high road
"Better yet, why doesn't one of you take the high road"
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and let the other call the shots?
"and let the other call the shots?"
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Be the bigger man.
"Be the bigger man."
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- I'm the baller shot caller.
"- I'm the baller shot caller."
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I've got 20-inch blades on my Impala, okay?
"I've got 20-inch blades on my Impala, okay?"
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This--this is why you're not even on the team.
"This--this is why you're not even on the team."
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- You're not on our team, you bitch.
"- You're not on our team, you bitch."
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- Oh, this is why.
"- Oh, this is why."
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See, 'cause I was wondering why,
"See, 'cause I was wondering why,"
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'cause it really hurt my feelings no one asked me,
"'cause it really hurt my feelings no one asked me,"
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especially since I'm the one
"especially since I'm the one"
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who knew about the tournament in Big Bear.
"who knew about the tournament in Big Bear."
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I love timber sports. You know that about me.
"I love timber sports. You know that about me."
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- Yes, you're a timber sports fan,
"- Yes, you're a timber sports fan,"
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but we are timber sports,
"but we are timber sports,"
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and that's the difference between us.
"and that's the difference between us."
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You can start at the penis or just scream,
"You can start at the penis or just scream,"
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"I don't give a [bleep] and see who means this," so scream it.
""I don't give a [bleep] and see who means this," so scream it."
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- What? - [bleep].
"- What? - [bleep]."
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- [bleep].
"- [bleep]."
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- [bleep], [bleep], [bleep]. - [bleep].
"- [bleep], [bleep], [bleep]. - [bleep]."
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- We gonna [bleep] all the [bleep]. We just do it.
"- We gonna [bleep] all the [bleep]. We just do it."
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- I don't give a [bleep].
"- I don't give a [bleep]."
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- Part of our nature, because we're alpha dogs.
"- Part of our nature, because we're alpha dogs."
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We bark [bleep] all the time.
"We bark [bleep] all the time."
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You're beta bitch boy.
"You're beta bitch boy."
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- Fine, you want me to?
"- Fine, you want me to?"
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- You didn't even say it. - Yes, I did. [bleep].
"- You didn't even say it. - Yes, I did. [bleep]."
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- Now, on my count, let's saw! - Okay.
"- Now, on my count, let's saw! - Okay."
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That is my count, though, since nobody's counting.
"That is my count, though, since nobody's counting."
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- Sound off! - Alpha dogs, baby!
"- Sound off! - Alpha dogs, baby!"
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both: Ooh-rah!
"both: Ooh-rah!"
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Anders: Oh, oh!
"Anders: Oh, oh!"
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- Oh, no, the Volvo!
"- Oh, no, the Volvo!"
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Oh, are you guys okay?
"Oh, are you guys okay?"
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- Stop the watch? - Yeah, what was the time?
"- Stop the watch? - Yeah, what was the time?"
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- No, hey. - He's good.
"- No, hey. - He's good."
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- Uh, yeah-- uh, really fast.
"- Uh, yeah-- uh, really fast."
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- He--he didn't push the button.
"- He--he didn't push the button."
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- Yes, I did.
"- Yes, I did."
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
"[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]"
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- * I'm fresh
"- * I'm fresh"
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* You gotta, you gotta, you gotta *
"* You gotta, you gotta, you gotta *"
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* Gotta be fresh
"* Gotta be fresh"
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- Hey, Bill, thanks for driving us home, bud.
"- Hey, Bill, thanks for driving us home, bud."
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I mean, nothing really rides like a Toyota Corolla.
"I mean, nothing really rides like a Toyota Corolla."
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- Shotgun! - Shotgun, and that was a tie.
"- Shotgun! - Shotgun, and that was a tie."
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- License plate. - License plate.
"- License plate. - License plate."
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- Oh! And I even walked in slow-mo.
"- Oh! And I even walked in slow-mo."
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- It's all right, bud.
"- It's all right, bud."
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- Oh, yeah, that's a tight squeeze.
"- Oh, yeah, that's a tight squeeze."
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Squeeze them in. - Shotgun.
"Squeeze them in. - Shotgun."
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- All right, boys, I MapQuested the best route,
"- All right, boys, I MapQuested the best route,"
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and I made us a little mix tape.
"and I made us a little mix tape."
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- Oh, all right, Bill's mix tape.
"- Oh, all right, Bill's mix tape."
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That's cool, but after you, pass me the ox, dude.
"That's cool, but after you, pass me the ox, dude."
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I'm gonna get this place fricking on fire, dude.
"I'm gonna get this place fricking on fire, dude."
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[jazzy band music playing]
"[jazzy band music playing]"
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- Wow. - Mm-hmm.
"- Wow. - Mm-hmm."
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- That's bad. - Yeah, it's really, really bad.
"- That's bad. - Yeah, it's really, really bad."
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- Just way out of date.
"- Just way out of date."
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- This is way, way Less than Jake.
"- This is way, way Less than Jake."
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- Terrible. Really, really bad fish.
"- Terrible. Really, really bad fish."
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- I like that one. - Thank you.
"- I like that one. - Thank you."
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- That's my band. Here's my solo.
"- That's my band. Here's my solo."
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- You know, I'm just going to turn it off for a second.
"- You know, I'm just going to turn it off for a second."
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both: Thank you.
"both: Thank you."
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- Bill, is it cool if I get this Gatorade?
"- Bill, is it cool if I get this Gatorade?"
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- That's not Gatorade... anymore.
"- That's not Gatorade... anymore."
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- Oh.
"- Oh."
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Jesus Christ, Bill.
"Jesus Christ, Bill."
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Guys, we have got to get the $3,000
"Guys, we have got to get the $3,000"
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and get the Vo fixed, okay?
"and get the Vo fixed, okay?"
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This is a nightmare. - I don't like it.
"This is a nightmare. - I don't like it."
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I'm, like, way too big to be--
"I'm, like, way too big to be--"
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I'm too big to be back here.
"I'm too big to be back here."
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- You know, I play poker at this underground card game
"- You know, I play poker at this underground card game"
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where Diane deals.
"where Diane deals."
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Won 200 bones last week.
"Won 200 bones last week."
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- 200 bones. 200 bones.
"- 200 bones. 200 bones."
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All right, boys, alpha Ders is gonna step up, hit the table,
"All right, boys, alpha Ders is gonna step up, hit the table,"
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probably play till dawn,
"probably play till dawn,"
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but I'm gonna get our money back no doubt.
"but I'm gonna get our money back no doubt."
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- Well, as an alpha dog myself,
"- Well, as an alpha dog myself,"
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I'd probably get all of our moolah back by sunrise,
"I'd probably get all of our moolah back by sunrise,"
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so I'm gonna play as well.
"so I'm gonna play as well."
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- Oh, you're playing too?
"- Oh, you're playing too?"
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This is cool. It's like family game night.
"This is cool. It's like family game night."
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That is great, yeah.
"That is great, yeah."
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No, I'd like to play too. - Okay.
"No, I'd like to play too. - Okay."
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- Cash only, gents.
"- Cash only, gents."
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No cell phones. Adam: Okay, cool.
"No cell phones. Adam: Okay, cool."
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Anders: This isn't cash.
"Anders: This isn't cash."
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[muted conversation]
"[muted conversation]"
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- Is it already my turn?
"- Is it already my turn?"
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Yeah, no, nope.
"Yeah, no, nope."
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I just--nah.
"I just--nah."
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- What are you doing? - Nah, I just--I fold.
"- What are you doing? - Nah, I just--I fold."
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