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Clips from Workaholics - The Meat Jerking Beef Boys (S03E03)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 3, Episode 6 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 581 clips
Comedy

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Okay, we can relax with pep.
"Okay, we can relax with pep."
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And then add a little Jeff garlic
"And then add a little Jeff garlic"
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to curb the enthusiasm of the...
"to curb the enthusiasm of the..."
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Lawry's!
"Lawry's!"
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Hello, sir!
"Hello, sir!"
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Yeah, how are you, dad?
"Yeah, how are you, dad?"
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I'm just at the house going over some business stuff.
"I'm just at the house going over some business stuff."
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- You know, working overtime. - Oh!
"- You know, working overtime. - Oh!"
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Shipment has arrived!
"Shipment has arrived!"
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Karl took a salt pellet to the chest
"Karl took a salt pellet to the chest"
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trying to get it too!
"trying to get it too!"
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Oh! Ders, a little help, bud.
"Oh! Ders, a little help, bud."
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Ye I... This weekend?
"Ye I... This weekend?"
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No, not ideal for me.
"No, not ideal for me."
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You booked the ticket?
"You booked the ticket?"
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Oh,. We're gonna rip his head off.
"Oh,. We're gonna rip his head off."
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Well, break the face off or something.
"Well, break the face off or something."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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No, that was just, um... That was a TV.
"No, that was just, um... That was a TV."
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I'm watching some... Mad Money,
"I'm watching some... Mad Money,"
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and you know how crazy that guy can get.
"and you know how crazy that guy can get."
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Hey, guys, we got a change of plans.
"Hey, guys, we got a change of plans."
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Grab a sponge, man. We gotta soap this bovine down.
"Grab a sponge, man. We gotta soap this bovine down."
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Yeah, come on, Ders. Don't just stand there.
"Yeah, come on, Ders. Don't just stand there."
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We gotta jerk this beef, man.
"We gotta jerk this beef, man."
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- Adam? - Yeah.
"- Adam? - Yeah."
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Look, guys, my dad's visiting tomorrow.
"Look, guys, my dad's visiting tomorrow."
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That's rad!
"That's rad!"
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Man!
"Man!"
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Whoo!
"Whoo!"
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Oh, yeah! Very heavy!
"Oh, yeah! Very heavy!"
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Aah! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
"Aah! Ah-ha-ha-ha!"
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Whoo!
"Whoo!"
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Can I borrow one of your towels?
"Can I borrow one of your towels?"
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You're already using my towel.
"You're already using my towel."
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All of your towels were my towels.
"All of your towels were my towels."
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Man, that is so cool that your dad is coming this weekend.
"Man, that is so cool that your dad is coming this weekend."
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Can't wait to meet the guy.
"Can't wait to meet the guy."
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No, Blake, it's obviously not.
"No, Blake, it's obviously not."
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and then he gets to see the unveiling
"and then he gets to see the unveiling"
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of your beef jerky company.
"of your beef jerky company."
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That's like "the proudest dad ever" moment right there.
"That's like "the proudest dad ever" moment right there."
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Yeah, meat jerking beef boys.
"Yeah, meat jerking beef boys."
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- That's what we're naming it. - Yeah.
"- That's what we're naming it. - Yeah."
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Incorporated maybe. We're not sure.
"Incorporated maybe. We're not sure."
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I haven't been truthful with my dad
"I haven't been truthful with my dad"
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about any aspect of my lifestyle.
"about any aspect of my lifestyle."
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Who cares, man? Everybody lies to their dad.
"Who cares, man? Everybody lies to their dad."
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My dad still sends me checks for space camp.
"My dad still sends me checks for space camp."
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I haven't been in like... I never went.
"I haven't been in like... I never went."
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Dude, my dad's expectations are way higher, all right?
"Dude, my dad's expectations are way higher, all right?"
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I had to tell him that I was a VP at Telamericorp.
"I had to tell him that I was a VP at Telamericorp."
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I told him I play
"I told him I play"
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in an all-white squash league on Sundays,
"in an all-white squash league on Sundays,"
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and that I own my own home, which I don't, clearly.
"and that I own my own home, which I don't, clearly."
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I wouldn't even worry about.
"I wouldn't even worry about."
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I'm sure your dad has huge heart.
"I'm sure your dad has huge heart."
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Probably has big old... Schlonger as well, huh?
"Probably has big old... Schlonger as well, huh?"
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- Does he? - Oh, yeah!
"- Does he? - Oh, yeah!"
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- Dad dicks? - Maybe.
"- Dad dicks? - Maybe."
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Oh, dad dicks are huge, man.
"Oh, dad dicks are huge, man."
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And from all the stories I've heard about your dad,
"And from all the stories I've heard about your dad,"
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forget it. That's a monster.
"forget it. That's a monster."
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Totally.
"Totally."
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That's a monster just trapped in denim.
"That's a monster just trapped in denim."
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I still remember the first dad dick I saw.
"I still remember the first dad dick I saw."
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- Uh-huh. - I was seven years old.
"- Uh-huh. - I was seven years old."
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It was at a warriors game.
"It was at a warriors game."
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We were at one of those horse troughs.
"We were at one of those horse troughs."
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- Oh, God! - And I'm like...
"- Oh, God! - And I'm like..."
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With a stream of just power.
"With a stream of just power."
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Growling next to you.
"Growling next to you."
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- Yeah. - And that's the thing.
"- Yeah. - And that's the thing."
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Dad dicks in the late '80s, early '90s,
"Dad dicks in the late '80s, early '90s,"
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- they were bigger. - Yep.
"- they were bigger. - Yep."
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I think there's something shrinking dad dicks.
"I think there's something shrinking dad dicks."
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That should be on 20/20.
"That should be on 20/20."
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So what is your pops packing?
"So what is your pops packing?"
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- Okay, you wanna know? - Yeah.
"- Okay, you wanna know? - Yeah."
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I can't even remember...
"I can't even remember..."
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- He has a legit bat. - Yeah.
"- He has a legit bat. - Yeah."
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I'm not gonna lie.
"I'm not gonna lie."
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If I close my eyes, I can see it right now.
"If I close my eyes, I can see it right now."
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It's got the... Goes a little...
"It's got the... Goes a little..."
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Oh, man, dad dicks, right? Ooh, mama!
"Oh, man, dad dicks, right? Ooh, mama!"
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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Hi. Um, I'm Vanessa With McMillan Realty.
"Hi. Um, I'm Vanessa With McMillan Realty."
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We're holding an open house
"We're holding an open house"
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down the street on Sunday,
"down the street on Sunday,"
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and I would just absolutely loved if you weren't
"and I would just absolutely loved if you weren't"
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drinking beers on the roof.
"drinking beers on the roof."
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Oh, right. You got it, no problem.
"Oh, right. You got it, no problem."
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- Weed only! - Yep.
"- Weed only! - Yep."
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- Super blunt Sunday! - Yep.
"- Super blunt Sunday! - Yep."
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Super bowl Sunday! We'll just smoke bowls!
"Super bowl Sunday! We'll just smoke bowls!"
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Or maybe not be on the roof at all.
"Or maybe not be on the roof at all."
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Sound doable? Thanks!
"Sound doable? Thanks!"
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- Did she just say open house? - Yeah.
"- Did she just say open house? - Yeah."
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Uh-oh. Hey, I know that look.
"Uh-oh. Hey, I know that look."
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- I don't kn any of his looks. - Excuse me, Banessa!
"- I don't kn any of his looks. - Excuse me, Banessa!"
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- I'm sorry? - It's Banessa, wasn't it?
"- I'm sorry? - It's Banessa, wasn't it?"
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No, Va-nessa.
"No, Va-nessa."
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No, I'm actually positive you came up, you said, "Banessa."
"No, I'm actually positive you came up, you said, "Banessa.""
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I thought it was a stupid me.
"I thought it was a stupid me."
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But that's your name and you should stick with it.
"But that's your name and you should stick with it."
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Would like to make an offer
"Would like to make an offer"
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to buy that house for the weekend.
"to buy that house for the weekend."
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- Is that a thing? - Oh
"- Is that a thing? - Oh"
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we can talk when I'm back in town Sunday
"we can talk when I'm back in town Sunday"
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for the open house.
"for the open house."
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You'll see my sign. It's says, "Va-nessa...
"You'll see my sign. It's says, "Va-nessa..."
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With McMillan."
"With McMillan.""
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'Kay, thanks again!
"'Kay, thanks again!"
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- All right. - Ohh.
"- All right. - Ohh."
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- Oh, I know that look. - Yeah.
"- Oh, I know that look. - Yeah."
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I'm sorry, lady, I don't wanna have sex with you
"I'm sorry, lady, I don't wanna have sex with you"
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unless you wanna have sex with me.
"unless you wanna have sex with me."
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- In that case, yes, I'll have sex with you. - Game on.
"- In that case, yes, I'll have sex with you. - Game on."
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- Shh. - Quiet. Shh.
"- Shh. - Quiet. Shh."
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