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Clips from Workaholics - In Line (S03E03)

TV Series 2011–2017 Season 3, Episode 19 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 571 clips
Comedy
No. Yeah.
"No. Yeah."
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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I mean, sure.
"I mean, sure."
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- What are you doing? - Aah!
"- What are you doing? - Aah!"
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- Whoa! - Ooh.
"- Whoa! - Ooh."
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You know what? I'm outta here.
"You know what? I'm outta here."
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No, no, no, wait, no, no, no. Oh, hey, hey, hey!
"No, no, no, wait, no, no, no. Oh, hey, hey, hey!"
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Don't leave! They'll leave!
"Don't leave! They'll leave!"
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- I'll make them leave! - Sorry.
"- I'll make them leave! - Sorry."
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You're not gonna survive the apocalypse
"You're not gonna survive the apocalypse"
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- with that attitude. - What the hell are you doing?
"- with that attitude. - What the hell are you doing?"
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- We're larping. - We're larping.
"- We're larping. - We're larping."
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Get psyched up for Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse.
"Get psyched up for Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse."
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The game comes out tomorrow, man!
"The game comes out tomorrow, man!"
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Yeah, I'm a zombie.
"Yeah, I'm a zombie."
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I'm not like a dumb zombie who eats brains.
"I'm not like a dumb zombie who eats brains."
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I'm like a smart one who eats, like...
"I'm like a smart one who eats, like..."
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- like, Boston market and stuff. - Yeah.
"- like, Boston market and stuff. - Yeah."
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Okay, good to know. I was about to do
"Okay, good to know. I was about to do"
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some eatin' of my own until you guys came in.
"some eatin' of my own until you guys came in."
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- Really? - That's awesome.
"- Really? - That's awesome."
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You know what? That was the girl from the bank.
"You know what? That was the girl from the bank."
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- Wasn't it? - That was the darkness?
"- Wasn't it? - That was the darkness?"
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That was the darkness!
"That was the darkness!"
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Her name is Jenny from the bank.
"Her name is Jenny from the bank."
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So Jenny was the girl that was definitely not
"So Jenny was the girl that was definitely not"
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- gonna bless you with her sex. - Oh.
"- gonna bless you with her sex. - Oh."
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Does this look like she was never gonna bless me with her sex?
"Does this look like she was never gonna bless me with her sex?"
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Dang.
"Dang."
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Ders got some butt.
"Ders got some butt."
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And I actually need weed for, like,
"And I actually need weed for, like,"
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everything in my life.
"everything in my life."
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- It's a crutch. - It's pretty bad, yeah.
"- It's a crutch. - It's pretty bad, yeah."
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Hey, Blake, I'm feeling sick,
"Hey, Blake, I'm feeling sick,"
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so I need you to work my desk for the rest of the day.
"so I need you to work my desk for the rest of the day."
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Ugh. You look horrible.
"Ugh. You look horrible."
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- Well... - Yeah.
"- Well... - Yeah."
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About that, I can't, not today.
"About that, I can't, not today."
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Code Of Ronin comes out tonight,
"Code Of Ronin comes out tonight,"
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and I gotta save a spot in line at the video game store.
"and I gotta save a spot in line at the video game store."
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Actually, I was just about to leave.
"Actually, I was just about to leave."
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Check it out.
"Check it out."
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- That's good form. - Nice.
"- That's good form. - Nice."
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Huh? I'm gonna put 'em in the bathroom stall,
"Huh? I'm gonna put 'em in the bathroom stall,"
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tell everybody I'm crapping the rest of the day.
"tell everybody I'm crapping the rest of the day."
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Okay, well, I can't lie to you guys.
"Okay, well, I can't lie to you guys."
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I'm not really sick. I just...
"I'm not really sick. I just..."
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I told Alice that, so I could leave early
"I told Alice that, so I could leave early"
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to go see Walking With Dinosaurs: Arena Spectacular.
"to go see Walking With Dinosaurs: Arena Spectacular."
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Uh, maybe one of these guys could cover for you.
"Uh, maybe one of these guys could cover for you."
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I really shouldn't.
"I really shouldn't."
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It would set a precedence in this office that we don't need.
"It would set a precedence in this office that we don't need."
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No, for Alice?
"No, for Alice?"
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We'd probably end up fuggin' all day,
"We'd probably end up fuggin' all day,"
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get no work done.
"get no work done."
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Please, Blake. I mean, my lifelong dream
"Please, Blake. I mean, my lifelong dream"
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is to live in Jurassic Park times.
"is to live in Jurassic Park times."
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1993?
"1993?"
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Please, I really need this!
"Please, I really need this!"
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I need it!
"I need it!"
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Okay?
"Okay?"
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Please, Blake!
"Please, Blake!"
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All right, all right, all right, yeah.
"All right, all right, all right, yeah."
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- Oh, okay, great. - Yeah, yeah.
"- Oh, okay, great. - Yeah, yeah."
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That's Alice's appointment book.
"That's Alice's appointment book."
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Okay, sure, appointment book.
"Okay, sure, appointment book."
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- Have a lot of fun. - Get out of here.
"- Have a lot of fun. - Get out of here."
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Jillian, feel better.
"Jillian, feel better."
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Oh, no. I'm not actually sick.
"Oh, no. I'm not actually sick."
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So what you said about my face earlier was...
"So what you said about my face earlier was..."
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- it was rude. - No game.
"- it was rude. - No game."
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Great, now I'm gonna be 24 hours behind everybody's skill level.
"Great, now I'm gonna be 24 hours behind everybody's skill level."
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Those racist teenagers online are gonna butt ram me.
"Those racist teenagers online are gonna butt ram me."
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- Ders. - Sorry.
"- Ders. - Sorry."
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Buddy, come on, dude.
"Buddy, come on, dude."
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Please just stand in line for me.
"Please just stand in line for me."
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And then once I get off work, I'll come bail you out, please.
"And then once I get off work, I'll come bail you out, please."
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- No. - Come on.
"- No. - Come on."
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Are you kidding, after last night?
"Are you kidding, after last night?"
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Dude, I gotta get the darkness back to our house.
"Dude, I gotta get the darkness back to our house."
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I'm thinking about stepping it up,
"I'm thinking about stepping it up,"
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getting out the guy-liner, crossing over.
"getting out the guy-liner, crossing over."
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Yeah, you do kinda look like Jared Leto a little bit.
"Yeah, you do kinda look like Jared Leto a little bit."
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- Seriously, thank you. - Yeah, but, like, an uglier version of him.
"- Seriously, thank you. - Yeah, but, like, an uglier version of him."
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Sure, that works for me.
"Sure, that works for me."
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I guess, probably not even Jared Leto,
"I guess, probably not even Jared Leto,"
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like a relative of his who's fat and ugly
"like a relative of his who's fat and ugly"
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but still sees Jared on Christmas.
"but still sees Jared on Christmas."
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Can't slam me, not with Jared Leto in there.
"Can't slam me, not with Jared Leto in there."
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- Adam? - Hmm?
"- Adam? - Hmm?"
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- Help me out, dude. - Mm-mm.
"- Help me out, dude. - Mm-mm."
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Come on, you're my brother. You're my bro!
"Come on, you're my brother. You're my bro!"
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- Come on. - No. No, no, no, no.
"- Come on. - No. No, no, no, no."
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I hate lines, dude.
"I hate lines, dude."
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Look, you could buy a bunch of games.
"Look, you could buy a bunch of games."
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And then when they sell out, you could sell 'em on eBay.
"And then when they sell out, you could sell 'em on eBay."
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You'll make, like, a lot of money.
"You'll make, like, a lot of money."
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I could make, like, 10,000 bucks probably.
"I could make, like, 10,000 bucks probably."
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Yeah, no, not that much, but, like, a healthy profit.
"Yeah, no, not that much, but, like, a healthy profit."
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You know what? I'll do it.
"You know what? I'll do it."
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- Yes! - I need money, actually.
"- Yes! - I need money, actually."
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Because I've recently given a ton of money to charity, so...
"Because I've recently given a ton of money to charity, so..."
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- That's awesome, man. - Good for you, man.
"- That's awesome, man. - Good for you, man."
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- Just kidding. - Blake!
"- Just kidding. - Blake!"
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Where the hell are you?
"Where the hell are you?"
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I need a toasted bagel with salmon cream cheese
"I need a toasted bagel with salmon cream cheese"
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and my yerba mate.
"and my yerba mate."
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Coming, Alice.
"Coming, Alice."
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- Coming at ya. - Oh.
"- Coming at ya. - Oh."
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Hey, Dark... Jenny, it's Anders.
"Hey, Dark... Jenny, it's Anders."
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Oh, hey.
"Oh, hey."
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Just calling to apologize about last night.
"Just calling to apologize about last night."
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Um, I was hoping I could make it up to you
"Um, I was hoping I could make it up to you"
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- this evening. - I can't tonight.
"- this evening. - I can't tonight."
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I'm gonna wait in line for Code Of Ronin:
"I'm gonna wait in line for Code Of Ronin:"
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Undead Apocalypse.
"Undead Apocalypse."
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Code Of Ronin? Yeah, I know it
"Code Of Ronin? Yeah, I know it"
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'cause my roommates are gonna go wait in line for it.
"'cause my roommates are gonna go wait in line for it."
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You don't have to.
"You don't have to."
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They'll just pick you up a copy and, uh,
"They'll just pick you up a copy and, uh,"
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