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Clips from Workaholics - Temp-Tress (S02E02)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 2, Episode 3 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 633 clips
Comedy

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The Strike 1 6
Straight Up Juggahos 1 7
To Friend a Predator 1 8
Muscle I'd Like to Flex 1 9
In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
Heist School 2 1
Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
Karl's Wedding 2 8
Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
The Business Trip 3 1
True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
Title Season Episode
Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
- Come on! - Turn it on, brotha.
"- Come on! - Turn it on, brotha."
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- I'm trying, brother.
"- I'm trying, brother."
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- Let's go!
"- Let's go!"
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Panini are gettin' cold, brother.
"Panini are gettin' cold, brother."
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- It won't work, brother.
"- It won't work, brother."
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- Then how are we gonna watch
"- Then how are we gonna watch"
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Monday Night Raw, brother?
"Monday Night Raw, brother?"
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- Yeah.
"- Yeah."
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Whoa, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Relax, brother!
"Whoa, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Relax, brother!"
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- Wrestlemania 28 is- is happening in 72 hours.
"- Wrestlemania 28 is- is happening in 72 hours."
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We're hosting it.
"We're hosting it."
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- We're known for this party.
"- We're known for this party."
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- And we have a pack of giant dudes comin' over.
"- And we have a pack of giant dudes comin' over."
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John Paul's dad is coming over.
"John Paul's dad is coming over."
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- I'm just saying that maybe we don't need a TV.
"- I'm just saying that maybe we don't need a TV."
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We've got an entire wall of entertainment.
"We've got an entire wall of entertainment."
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[heavy metal music]
"[heavy metal music]"
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[all screaming]
"[all screaming]"
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- Ahh! [fireworks popping]
"- Ahh! [fireworks popping]"
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all: Ah!
"all: Ah!"
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- Hi-ya! - Hi-ya!
"- Hi-ya! - Hi-ya!"
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[all shouting]
"[all shouting]"
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- Oh, ho, yeah! - Yes!
"- Oh, ho, yeah! - Yes!"
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- I wanna do a book grenade.
"- I wanna do a book grenade."
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- Do it, bub.
"- Do it, bub."
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- Light it. Light it. - This is fun.
"- Light it. Light it. - This is fun."
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- Light it up. - Now we're cookin'.
"- Light it up. - Now we're cookin'."
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- All right, that one. - Let's do it, man.
"- All right, that one. - Let's do it, man."
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- Oh, dude, your hair's on fire!
"- Oh, dude, your hair's on fire!"
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- What? - Your hair!
"- What? - Your hair!"
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[all yelling]
"[all yelling]"
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- [screams]
"- [screams]"
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I'm okay!
"I'm okay!"
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- That was awesome! - We have to get a TV.
"- That was awesome! - We have to get a TV."
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- Yes, TV, definitely.
"- Yes, TV, definitely."
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[hip-hop music]
"[hip-hop music]"
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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- Okay, everyone, eyes up here.
"- Okay, everyone, eyes up here."
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Jet Set, could you take the headphones off, please?
"Jet Set, could you take the headphones off, please?"
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- They're not on.
"- They're not on."
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- Okay, great.
"- Okay, great."
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So, uh, we have a very special treat today.
"So, uh, we have a very special treat today."
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It seems the folks at Frostwell have decided
"It seems the folks at Frostwell have decided"
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that the first person to sell 20 units is going to get
"that the first person to sell 20 units is going to get"
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a brand-new, top-of-the-line Glacier refrigerator.
"a brand-new, top-of-the-line Glacier refrigerator."
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- What?
"- What?"
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- So if you make a sale,
"- So if you make a sale,"
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just come on down and ring the Frostwell bell.
"just come on down and ring the Frostwell bell."
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[bell clangs]
"[bell clangs]"
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- Well, there goes our nap time. - Yeah.
"- Well, there goes our nap time. - Yeah."
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- Jillian.
"- Jillian."
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- Ah.
"- Ah."
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- Why is there a refrigerator in here?
"- Why is there a refrigerator in here?"
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- Guys. - TV.
"- Guys. - TV."
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- Jet set, just-
"- Jet set, just-"
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- Wrestlemania.
"- Wrestlemania."
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- Good luck, chumps.
"- Good luck, chumps."
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I'm takin' my life to the next level.
"I'm takin' my life to the next level."
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Gonna get that garage fridge.
"Gonna get that garage fridge."
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- That's a living room television.
"- That's a living room television."
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- Garage fridge.
"- Garage fridge."
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Strictly venison. All deer everything.
"Strictly venison. All deer everything."
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- We should buy deer. Where do you buy deer at?
"- We should buy deer. Where do you buy deer at?"
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- I hunt, man.
"- I hunt, man."
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You don't think black folks can hunt?
"You don't think black folks can hunt?"
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I ski, snorkel.
"I ski, snorkel."
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We're takin' this whole shit over.
"We're takin' this whole shit over."
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- Wait. He's black?
"- Wait. He's black?"
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- There's no way to tell.
"- There's no way to tell."
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- Okay, guys, uh, don't forget
"- Okay, guys, uh, don't forget"
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to grab your leads on the way out,
"to grab your leads on the way out,"
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and, oh-
"and, oh-"
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and, uh, I'd like to introduce you to Naomi.
"and, uh, I'd like to introduce you to Naomi."
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She's going to be temping for Al today,
"She's going to be temping for Al today,"
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and she actually just moved here from Australia.
"and she actually just moved here from Australia."
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- Hi, everyone. It's a pleasure to be here.
"- Hi, everyone. It's a pleasure to be here."
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- [sighs] Ow!
"- [sighs] Ow!"
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- I know.
"- I know."
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The one day we need to focus, and she had to temp.
"The one day we need to focus, and she had to temp."
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- [Australian accent] Don't mind me.
"- [Australian accent] Don't mind me."
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I'll just be here with my breasts and boobs,
"I'll just be here with my breasts and boobs,"
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being a girl as hard as possible.
"being a girl as hard as possible."
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Freakin' Austrians, like, land down under.
"Freakin' Austrians, like, land down under."
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- And you know she just dates the hottest dudes of all time.
"- And you know she just dates the hottest dudes of all time."
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- If you don't want to date me, that's fine.
"- If you don't want to date me, that's fine."
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I get that.
"I get that."
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But you're wrong, and I hate you.
"But you're wrong, and I hate you."
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- Let her date the- the underwear models
"- Let her date the- the underwear models"
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and the pro surfers, okay?
"and the pro surfers, okay?"
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I'm sorry if we're real people.
"I'm sorry if we're real people."
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- We're real. - So real.
"- We're real. - So real."
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- We're the realest people.
"- We're the realest people."
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- I know. - So real.
"- I know. - So real."
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- I'm sick of beautiful people
"- I'm sick of beautiful people"
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who don't have to work for their beauty,
"who don't have to work for their beauty,"
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when I'm over here,
"when I'm over here,"
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sweatin' my balls off for all this beauty.
"sweatin' my balls off for all this beauty."
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And you can hardly tell some days.
"And you can hardly tell some days."
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- Oh, no. I'm not wearing underwear.
"- Oh, no. I'm not wearing underwear."
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- Mm.
"- Mm."
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- What happens when I pre-jaculate?
"- What happens when I pre-jaculate?"
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- No one is going to pre, okay?
"- No one is going to pre, okay?"
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- I always do. - Guys! Let's-
"- I always do. - Guys! Let's-"
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Let's just think of a flaw, right?
"Let's just think of a flaw, right?"
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She's not perfect.
"She's not perfect."
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Yes, she's exactly what we want to be raped by, right?
"Yes, she's exactly what we want to be raped by, right?"
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- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
"- Mm-hmm. - Yeah."
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- But does she have the build
"- But does she have the build"
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to birth me my Olympic triathlete son?
"to birth me my Olympic triathlete son?"
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No, not with those giant cans and tapered waist.
"No, not with those giant cans and tapered waist."
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I'm sorry. It's just not gonna happen.
"I'm sorry. It's just not gonna happen."
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- Ders, she has the face of a god.
"- Ders, she has the face of a god."
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If I look directly at her, I will pre my pants.
"If I look directly at her, I will pre my pants."
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- You pre a lot too.
"- You pre a lot too."
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You could fill up an Otter Pop sleeve.
"You could fill up an Otter Pop sleeve."
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- [gasps] Oh!
"- [gasps] Oh!"
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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