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Clips from Workaholics - Bianca Toro (S07E07)

TV Series 2011 –2017 Season 7, Episode 9 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (59,513 ratings) 634 clips
Comedy

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To Friend a Predator 1 8
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In the Line of Getting Fired 1 10
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Dry Guys 2 2
Temp-Tress 2 3
Model Kombat 2 4
Old Man Ders 2 5
Stop! Pajama Time 2 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates 2 7
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Man Up 2 9
6 Hours Till Hedonism II 2 10
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True Dromance 3 2
Fat Cuz 3 3
To Kill a Chupacabraj 3 4
Good Mourning 3 5
The Meat Jerking Beef Boys 3 6
The Lord's Force 3 7
Real Time 3 8
Ders Comes in Handy 3 9
Flashback in the Day 3 10
Booger Nights 3 11
A TelAmerican Horror Story 3 12
Alice Quits 3 13
Fourth and Inches 3 14
Webcam Girl 3 15
High Art 3 16
The Worst Generation 3 17
Hungry Like the Wolf Dog 3 18
In Line 3 19
The Future Is Gnar 3 20
Orgazmo Birth 4 1
Fry Guys 4 2
Snackers 4 3
Miss BS 4 4
Three and a Half Men 4 5
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Brociopath 4 6
We Be Clownin' 4 7
Beer Heist 4 8
Best Buds 4 9
Timechair 4 10
The One Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do the Friends Title Thing 4 11
DeputyDong 4 12
Friendship Anniversary 4 13
Dorm Daze 5 1
Front Yard Wrestling 5 2
Speedo Racer 5 3
Menergy Crisis 5 4
Gayborhood 5 5
Ditch Day 5 6
Gramps DeMamp Is Dead 5 7
Blood Drive 5 8
Wedding Thrashers 5 9
Trivia Pursuits 5 10
The Slump 5 11
Peyote It Forward 5 12
TAC in the Day 5 13
Wolves of Rancho 6 1
Meth Head Actor 6 2
Save the Cat 6 3
Death of a Salesdude 6 4
Gone Catfishing 6 5
Going Viral 6 6
Night at the Dudeseum 6 7
The Fabulous Murphy Sisters 6 8
Always Bet on Blake 6 9
The Nuttin' Professor 6 10
Trainees' Day 7 1
Weed the People 7 2
Bill & Tez's Sexcellent Sexventure 7 4
Faux Chella 7 5
The Most Dangerless Game 7 6
Termidate 7 8
Bianca Toro 7 9
Party Gawds 7 10
You're applauding me.
"You're applauding me."
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That is... that is sweet of you.
"That is... that is sweet of you."
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I know I was only gone for a short period of time,
"I know I was only gone for a short period of time,"
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and I didn't hurt myself,
"and I didn't hurt myself,"
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so I'm ready for The Clarity.
"so I'm ready for The Clarity."
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We'll get to that Clarity a little later.
"We'll get to that Clarity a little later."
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I'd love to get to it now. That'd be awesome.
"I'd love to get to it now. That'd be awesome."
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- Clarify me. Clarity it. - Yeah, not-not just yet.
"- Clarify me. Clarity it. - Yeah, not-not just yet."
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But right now, we're gonna share.
"But right now, we're gonna share."
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Who wants to roar?
"Who wants to roar?"
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Alice, I know you want to stand up and roar.
"Alice, I know you want to stand up and roar."
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- I will. - I want to roar.
"- I will. - I want to roar."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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I choose to shut the office down permanently.
"I choose to shut the office down permanently."
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Yeah, shut it down! Let's go to DQ.
"Yeah, shut it down! Let's go to DQ."
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Hot eats, cool treats. Come on!
"Hot eats, cool treats. Come on!"
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Yeah, you guys, Bianca was right.
"Yeah, you guys, Bianca was right."
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Think about it.
"Think about it."
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I mean, we have been stuck here for years.
"I mean, we have been stuck here for years."
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Isn't it time for us to move on?
"Isn't it time for us to move on?"
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Yeah. And then we go to Dairy Queen.
"Yeah. And then we go to Dairy Queen."
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[exhales deeply]
"[exhales deeply]"
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Shut it down.
"Shut it down."
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Shut it down.
"Shut it down."
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We started that.
"We started that."
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All: Shut it down!
"All: Shut it down!"
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Shut it down!
"Shut it down!"
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- Yeah! - all: Shut it down!
"- Yeah! - all: Shut it down!"
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- Whoo! - all: Shut it down!
"- Whoo! - all: Shut it down!"
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- Shh! Shh! - Quiet.
"- Shh! Shh! - Quiet."
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Shut your goshdarn mouths, please.
"Shut your goshdarn mouths, please."
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Okay, so you guys, what,
"Okay, so you guys, what,"
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are just fine with being unemployed?
"are just fine with being unemployed?"
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Oh. No, no. You know what it is?
"Oh. No, no. You know what it is?"
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They are fine...
"They are fine..."
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with being the authors of their own lives,
"with being the authors of their own lives,"
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for choosing to follow their dreams.
"for choosing to follow their dreams."
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I should be the CEO of a Lady Foot Locker by now.
"I should be the CEO of a Lady Foot Locker by now."
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Mm. That's foolish.
"Mm. That's foolish."
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And I'm gonna tell my stepsister I love her
"And I'm gonna tell my stepsister I love her"
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and that she shouldn't marry Calista!
"and that she shouldn't marry Calista!"
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- There you are. - Time-out!
"- There you are. - Time-out!"
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Do I need to remind you guys
"Do I need to remind you guys"
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that this is TelAmeriCorp Rancho Cucamonga,
"that this is TelAmeriCorp Rancho Cucamonga,"
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where all dreams go to die?
"where all dreams go to die?"
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Yeah, you buttheads are delusional.
"Yeah, you buttheads are delusional."
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- We're human pieces of crap here. - Yeah.
"- We're human pieces of crap here. - Yeah."
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Oh, and we are also guilty, okay?
"Oh, and we are also guilty, okay?"
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Oh, yeah.
"Oh, yeah."
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You're looking at two big old bozos over here, all right?
"You're looking at two big old bozos over here, all right?"
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- The turd brothers. - Hello.
"- The turd brothers. - Hello."
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Just pinched right into the bowl of TAC.
"Just pinched right into the bowl of TAC."
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Look at us. We're pushing 30.
"Look at us. We're pushing 30."
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We don't have anything to our names.
"We don't have anything to our names."
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- Nope. - I've got this tie
"- Nope. - I've got this tie"
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that somebody tied for me about seven years ago.
"that somebody tied for me about seven years ago."
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I think maybe we got to roll it.
"I think maybe we got to roll it."
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Well, you don't believe us?
"Well, you don't believe us?"
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Okay, you want to see it?
"Okay, you want to see it?"
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You want to see video evidence?
"You want to see video evidence?"
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You keep looking at us like you want to see it.
"You keep looking at us like you want to see it."
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- Show it to 'em. - Here we go.
"- Show it to 'em. - Here we go."
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Enjoy.
"Enjoy."
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Help! I'm stuck.
"Help! I'm stuck."
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Adam's stuck in the vending machine.
"Adam's stuck in the vending machine."
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Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and reach up there
"Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and reach up there"
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and pull your hand out.
"and pull your hand out."
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Ah, crap.
"Ah, crap."
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Now Blake's stuck in the vending machine.
"Now Blake's stuck in the vending machine."
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Stop. Here. Let me get you guys.
"Stop. Here. Let me get you guys."
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Here, let me get...
"Here, let me get..."
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- Ders. - Let me get it.
"- Ders. - Let me get it."
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- Ah! - Oh, that's...
"- Ah! - Oh, that's..."
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- Ah! - How did... damn it!
"- Ah! - How did... damn it!"
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And now I'm stuck in the vending machine.
"And now I'm stuck in the vending machine."
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Oh, man, that was stupid.
"Oh, man, that was stupid."
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The point is, Alice, you can't quit.
"The point is, Alice, you can't quit."
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You can't shut this down, because we're not all
"You can't shut this down, because we're not all"
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winners with untapped potential, okay?
"winners with untapped potential, okay?"
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We're losers who are exactly where we're supposed to be.
"We're losers who are exactly where we're supposed to be."
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Bottom of the [bleep] pile.
"Bottom of the [bleep] pile."
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Well, you know... [chuckles]
"Well, you know... [chuckles]"
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They might have a point.
"They might have a point."
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I mean, I don't have a lot of job skills.
"I mean, I don't have a lot of job skills."
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- Zero. - Smartest thing he's said.
"- Zero. - Smartest thing he's said."
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Show us more Whoopsies! Who's the big winner?
"Show us more Whoopsies! Who's the big winner?"
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Stop it!
"Stop it!"
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None of you are winning
"None of you are winning"
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when you are celebrating humiliation!
"when you are celebrating humiliation!"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Don't you see that?
"Don't you see that?"
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You're all better than that.
"You're all better than that."
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I promise you, we're not, okay?
"I promise you, we're not, okay?"
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Just look around the room.
"Just look around the room."
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Would you hire one person from this room to work for you?
"Would you hire one person from this room to work for you?"
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Well, I would absolutely hire one person from this room.
"Well, I would absolutely hire one person from this room."
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Is it me? It's me, isn't it?
"Is it me? It's me, isn't it?"
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I'm gonna be your co-motivator. I'm gonna get The Clarity.
"I'm gonna be your co-motivator. I'm gonna get The Clarity."
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I choose Alice.
"I choose Alice."
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- What? - You would hire Alice over me?
"- What? - You would hire Alice over me?"
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This is bull[bleep].
"This is bull[bleep]."
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You... you... you would really hire me?
"You... you... you would really hire me?"
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- Absolutely. - Wow!
"- Absolutely. - Wow!"
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I thought there was something special about you
"I thought there was something special about you"
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the moment that I came leaping through that door.
"the moment that I came leaping through that door."
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- Oh, my God. - So what do you say?
"- Oh, my God. - So what do you say?"
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- Oh, my God. - You want to come work for me?
"- Oh, my God. - You want to come work for me?"
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I would be honored to work for you.
"I would be honored to work for you."
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Yes, you would.
"Yes, you would."
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Let's go to your office and work out the details.
"Let's go to your office and work out the details."
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- Oh, my God! Really? - Yes, absolutely.
"- Oh, my God! Really? - Yes, absolutely."
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It's right this way. Oh, my God!
"It's right this way. Oh, my God!"
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Oh, my God! She's just-
"Oh, my God! She's just-"
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Okay, great. Wow.
"Okay, great. Wow."
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So we're all gonna lose our jobs?
"So we're all gonna lose our jobs?"
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Adam, say something that motivates us.
"Adam, say something that motivates us."
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I'm done motivating, okay, Bill?
"I'm done motivating, okay, Bill?"
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I couldn't even read her book.
"I couldn't even read her book."
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Wouldn't. I wouldn't even...
"Wouldn't. I wouldn't even..."
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I can read.
"I can read."
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