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Clips from 30 Rock - Floyd (S04E04)

"but I don't have any female friends,"
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"So instead of avoiding seeing Floyd getting married..."
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"Yeah."
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"I've had enough of both of you!"
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"Absolutely, sir."
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"In fact, we'd like to sing you a "thank you" song."
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"Thank you, Kenneth."
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"Let's do this."
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"Wake up, wake up, wake up."
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"Wake up, wake up."
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"And what was he like?"
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"But I'm not letting it get me down."
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"Good morning, Miss Lemon."
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"A Mr. Debarber called."
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"Seriously?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"That's amazing."
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"Okay, universe."
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"Send me a white football player."
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"No kickers or linemen."
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"Congratulations?"
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"Danny was nominated for a Juno,"
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"during Ottawa Senators games."
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"♪ The crowd's getting loud at Scotiabank Place ♪"
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"♪ Make a hockey-Ioving face ♪"
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"♪ It's no shebang place ♪"
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"I'm not going to win,"
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"in the same category as Sir Dave Coulier."
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"in The New York Times as filler"
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"Yeah, like, what if we trick him into kissing me?"
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"Or if the Pranksmen write that Times profile ourselves."
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"Gosh, Mr. Hornberger."
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"a shortcut word for it, like "Ivatrennaprah"."
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"comes out today, so "Ivatrennaprah"."
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"A what?"
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"If Tracy and Jenna hear about it,"
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"they'll get jealous and act out."
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"And as much as I want to,"
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"I can't slap the brat out of them."
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"So Tracy and Jenna will spend the day in the make-up room"
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"having full plaster impressions made of their faces."
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"That's a long time."
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"They'll hate that."
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"Silly Mister Hornberger."
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"Hello, Floyd?"
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"You're not going to ask me what's wrong with my voice?"
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"I'm sorry I haven't called in a while,"
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"and I, uh... I'd really like to see you."
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"Wow, great, okay."
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"Um..."
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"Just tell me now if you've grown a goatee."
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"No, no, no goatee."
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"So are you free tonight?"
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"Can it be tomorrow night?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, well, I'll call you tomorrow."
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"Okay."
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"Perfect."
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"Ciao."
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"Ugh."
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"I think I really screwed up."
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"With a female page?"
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"Don't worry, they disappear all the time."
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"That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's website,"
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"I never said that Liz banged her way to the middle..."
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"or that Jenna kidnapped a Swedish au pair"
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"to use as a hair farm."
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"And I never called Tracy clean and articulate."
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"Why would I?"
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"He's not."
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"This stuff is in the newspaper, Jack."
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"Everyone's going to see it."
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"No, they're not."
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"What?"
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"named Seymour Nips."
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"You've been pranked by the Nerds."
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"The writers... Why would they do that to me?"
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"Because they look at you, and you're everything they're not."
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"Danny, we will not let this stand."
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"Well, then, what are we going to do?"
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"I'm no stranger to the art of japery."
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"At Princeton, I was in a secret society."
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"I shouldn't tell you this,"
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"but one time, we snuck up to Dartmouth,"
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"and sent it to Mexico City."
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"that it was an actual Indian."
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"He didn't speak a word of English."
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"Like all Dartmouth men."
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"All right, I'm game."
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"Let's team up."
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"What should we call ourselves?"
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"The Boob Job Recall Center?"
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"We're having dinner tomorrow night."
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"And I don't know what it means,"
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"but I am allowing myself to be excited."
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"we were just right back there."
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"Liz and Floyd."
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"The only good boyfriend I've ever had."
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"Recovering alcoholic?"
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"He used to work in this building?"
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"And, of course, this is our"
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"other finalist couple for the Today Wedding Contest."
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"Whuck?"
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"And Old Gus is the biggest catfish in the pond."
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"is a piece of Old Gus himself."
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"they cut off a little piece of him."
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"So they can catch him!"
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"Now how did the very first person catch Old Gus?"
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"Well, that's a story for another time."
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"Right now."
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"So if my grandfather hadn't gotten on"
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"the wrong train that day,"
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"I wonder what Hawaii's state quarter is going to be."
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"weakness files on Frank, Toofer and Lutz?"
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"Floyd's getting married."
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"Maybe on the Today show."
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"Floyd never told you?"
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"I mean, B's before H's, but that is low."
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"and I don't like a lot of people."
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"And I guess, in the back of my mind,"
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