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Clips from 30 Rock - Floyd (S04E04)

TV Series 2006 Season 4, Episode 16 ★ 7.3/10 (12 ratings) 596 clips
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Anna Howard Shaw Day 4 13
Future Husband 4 14
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Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter 4 17
Khonani 4 18
Argus 4 19
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Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land 4 21
I Do Do 4 22
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Queen of Jordan 5 17
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Florida 7 10
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but I don't have any female friends,
"but I don't have any female friends,"
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So instead of avoiding seeing Floyd getting married...
"So instead of avoiding seeing Floyd getting married..."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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I've had enough of both of you!
"I've had enough of both of you!"
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Absolutely, sir.
"Absolutely, sir."
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In fact, we'd like to sing you a "thank you" song.
"In fact, we'd like to sing you a "thank you" song."
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Thank you, Kenneth.
"Thank you, Kenneth."
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Let's do this.
"Let's do this."
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Wake up, wake up, wake up.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up."
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Wake up, wake up.
"Wake up, wake up."
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And what was he like?
"And what was he like?"
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But I'm not letting it get me down.
"But I'm not letting it get me down."
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Good morning, Miss Lemon.
"Good morning, Miss Lemon."
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A Mr. Debarber called.
"A Mr. Debarber called."
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Seriously?
"Seriously?"
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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That's amazing.
"That's amazing."
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Okay, universe.
"Okay, universe."
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Send me a white football player.
"Send me a white football player."
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No kickers or linemen.
"No kickers or linemen."
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Congratulations?
"Congratulations?"
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Danny was nominated for a Juno,
"Danny was nominated for a Juno,"
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during Ottawa Senators games.
"during Ottawa Senators games."
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♪ The crowd's getting loud at Scotiabank Place ♪
"♪ The crowd's getting loud at Scotiabank Place ♪"
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♪ Make a hockey-Ioving face ♪
"♪ Make a hockey-Ioving face ♪"
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♪ It's no shebang place ♪
"♪ It's no shebang place ♪"
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I'm not going to win,
"I'm not going to win,"
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in the same category as Sir Dave Coulier.
"in the same category as Sir Dave Coulier."
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in The New York Times as filler
"in The New York Times as filler"
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Yeah, like, what if we trick him into kissing me?
"Yeah, like, what if we trick him into kissing me?"
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Or if the Pranksmen write that Times profile ourselves.
"Or if the Pranksmen write that Times profile ourselves."
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Gosh, Mr. Hornberger.
"Gosh, Mr. Hornberger."
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a shortcut word for it, like "Ivatrennaprah".
"a shortcut word for it, like "Ivatrennaprah"."
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comes out today, so "Ivatrennaprah".
"comes out today, so "Ivatrennaprah"."
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A what?
"A what?"
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If Tracy and Jenna hear about it,
"If Tracy and Jenna hear about it,"
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they'll get jealous and act out.
"they'll get jealous and act out."
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And as much as I want to,
"And as much as I want to,"
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I can't slap the brat out of them.
"I can't slap the brat out of them."
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So Tracy and Jenna will spend the day in the make-up room
"So Tracy and Jenna will spend the day in the make-up room"
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having full plaster impressions made of their faces.
"having full plaster impressions made of their faces."
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That's a long time.
"That's a long time."
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They'll hate that.
"They'll hate that."
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Silly Mister Hornberger.
"Silly Mister Hornberger."
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Hello, Floyd?
"Hello, Floyd?"
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You're not going to ask me what's wrong with my voice?
"You're not going to ask me what's wrong with my voice?"
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I'm sorry I haven't called in a while,
"I'm sorry I haven't called in a while,"
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and I, uh... I'd really like to see you.
"and I, uh... I'd really like to see you."
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Wow, great, okay.
"Wow, great, okay."
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Um...
"Um..."
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Just tell me now if you've grown a goatee.
"Just tell me now if you've grown a goatee."
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No, no, no goatee.
"No, no, no goatee."
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So are you free tonight?
"So are you free tonight?"
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Can it be tomorrow night?
"Can it be tomorrow night?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Okay, well, I'll call you tomorrow.
"Okay, well, I'll call you tomorrow."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Perfect.
"Perfect."
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Ciao.
"Ciao."
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Ugh.
"Ugh."
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I think I really screwed up.
"I think I really screwed up."
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With a female page?
"With a female page?"
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Don't worry, they disappear all the time.
"Don't worry, they disappear all the time."
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That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's website,
"That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's website,"
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I never said that Liz banged her way to the middle...
"I never said that Liz banged her way to the middle..."
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or that Jenna kidnapped a Swedish au pair
"or that Jenna kidnapped a Swedish au pair"
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to use as a hair farm.
"to use as a hair farm."
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And I never called Tracy clean and articulate.
"And I never called Tracy clean and articulate."
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Why would I?
"Why would I?"
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He's not.
"He's not."
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This stuff is in the newspaper, Jack.
"This stuff is in the newspaper, Jack."
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Everyone's going to see it.
"Everyone's going to see it."
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No, they're not.
"No, they're not."
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What?
"What?"
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named Seymour Nips.
"named Seymour Nips."
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You've been pranked by the Nerds.
"You've been pranked by the Nerds."
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The writers... Why would they do that to me?
"The writers... Why would they do that to me?"
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Because they look at you, and you're everything they're not.
"Because they look at you, and you're everything they're not."
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Danny, we will not let this stand.
"Danny, we will not let this stand."
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Well, then, what are we going to do?
"Well, then, what are we going to do?"
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I'm no stranger to the art of japery.
"I'm no stranger to the art of japery."
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At Princeton, I was in a secret society.
"At Princeton, I was in a secret society."
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I shouldn't tell you this,
"I shouldn't tell you this,"
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but one time, we snuck up to Dartmouth,
"but one time, we snuck up to Dartmouth,"
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and sent it to Mexico City.
"and sent it to Mexico City."
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that it was an actual Indian.
"that it was an actual Indian."
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He didn't speak a word of English.
"He didn't speak a word of English."
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Like all Dartmouth men.
"Like all Dartmouth men."
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All right, I'm game.
"All right, I'm game."
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Let's team up.
"Let's team up."
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What should we call ourselves?
"What should we call ourselves?"
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The Boob Job Recall Center?
"The Boob Job Recall Center?"
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We're having dinner tomorrow night.
"We're having dinner tomorrow night."
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And I don't know what it means,
"And I don't know what it means,"
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but I am allowing myself to be excited.
"but I am allowing myself to be excited."
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we were just right back there.
"we were just right back there."
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Liz and Floyd.
"Liz and Floyd."
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The only good boyfriend I've ever had.
"The only good boyfriend I've ever had."
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Recovering alcoholic?
"Recovering alcoholic?"
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He used to work in this building?
"He used to work in this building?"
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And, of course, this is our
"And, of course, this is our"
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other finalist couple for the Today Wedding Contest.
"other finalist couple for the Today Wedding Contest."
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Whuck?
"Whuck?"
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And Old Gus is the biggest catfish in the pond.
"And Old Gus is the biggest catfish in the pond."
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is a piece of Old Gus himself.
"is a piece of Old Gus himself."
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they cut off a little piece of him.
"they cut off a little piece of him."
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So they can catch him!
"So they can catch him!"
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Now how did the very first person catch Old Gus?
"Now how did the very first person catch Old Gus?"
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Well, that's a story for another time.
"Well, that's a story for another time."
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Right now.
"Right now."
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So if my grandfather hadn't gotten on
"So if my grandfather hadn't gotten on"
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the wrong train that day,
"the wrong train that day,"
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I wonder what Hawaii's state quarter is going to be.
"I wonder what Hawaii's state quarter is going to be."
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weakness files on Frank, Toofer and Lutz?
"weakness files on Frank, Toofer and Lutz?"
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Floyd's getting married.
"Floyd's getting married."
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Maybe on the Today show.
"Maybe on the Today show."
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Floyd never told you?
"Floyd never told you?"
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I mean, B's before H's, but that is low.
"I mean, B's before H's, but that is low."
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and I don't like a lot of people.
"and I don't like a lot of people."
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And I guess, in the back of my mind,
"And I guess, in the back of my mind,"
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